ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / FETISHES / INCEST / GENERAL DEGENERACY ETC

I was on a camping trip with my big family.
I decided to take my cousin who was 4 at the time to this abandoned barn I found near by for "exploring" then before I knew it I was spitting in her asshole to lubricate it and slipped my dick in. Luckily I didn't get caught but I fell on a old ass nail and it when in my asscheek so I needed a tetanus shot. Also my dick was covered it shit.

I've been have sex with my bestfriend's wife several times a week for the past 10 years and I'm pretty sure two of their three kids are mine.

I have a public nudity fetish

doing it or seeing it??

I'm 20, my girlfriend is 14, we have been together for 5 years (2years as far as her family knows)

Cousin and I sucked dicks as young teens

That's sexy but you're a faggot

Sexy. How is the sex?

Leaked by accident the private pics of my ex to her students and they were all over the school, we had to move town

Pretty fucking great. She used to be the quiet type but the moment her parents found out and approved she became very vocal and loud. She's very active and that's good because I'm not.

Talk on whatsapp. I will send as well

Don't have WhatsApp.

Both, I think. I haven't done it yet so seeing it is as far as I have explored the fetish

>ucked a dick last night at the gloryhole..
>was the first one ever..
>i want more dick in my throat..
Aren't you worried about gonorrhea?

I get off thinking of my mom as a sex toy for strange men

F or m?

I invited a female friend on a family vacation and I hide a camera to record her changing after she showered.

no.. it wasnt your dick..

doesnt matter if its F or M dick to me..

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Snapchat? I got like 300 pics youd probably die for

I found out my gf is being blackmailed. I found out about it a few weeks or so ago by seeing the iMessages on her account on my computer. I’ve posted about it before here on another secret thread. My secret is I don’t really care it’s happening, though I did at first.

Found some porno magazines in the woods when was about 7 or 8. Took next doors daughter to see them. We copied what we saw in the pictures.

I remember she was fascinated by the foreskin.

Ahh, that was a good summer.

You got wickr?

I don't think humanity is worth saving and hope we get killed by climate change since we deserve it.

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My girlfriend sleeps with our landlord whenever we need an extension on rent. It's happened 4 times so far. She made me swear to never tell a soul, but I'm anonymous here so fuck it

What's your snap?

I'm short on money but I still give $100 to an ASMRtist on Patreon because I'm mildly obsessed with her

which one user?

I'm embarrassed to say. Let's just say she only does Voice Acting, not visual ASMR.

I came across what I now think was some kind of ritual killing in a very remote place, and accidentally saw someone burn to death.

I've got no idea.
I like ASMRkitten

I have sexual and romantic feelings for my daughter. Her mother's not in the picture anymore, daughter and I are very close. She'll walk around the house in a bikini in summer, or a towel in the mornings. This is killing me.

So when you total it up how much $ does she sell her pussy for each time?

She's TeacupAudio. Heard of her?

They found a cat at my work and I offered to take it. Later that night it was meowing and keeping me up (I had a really small house, could not escape him). At about 2 am I couldn't take it anymore, so I drove a mile or two to dump him in some neighborhood. It was very cold that night, my coworkers still ask me about him. I Lie

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She's not fucking him for free rent. Just extensions when we need them.

I killed my neighbor's cat because their kid stole some of my pokemon cards

How old is she?

Channingding on snap

She's 15

Cool, who did it?

that is rent. your landlord arbitrarily raised your rent. you think he cares what it costs you?

dude, get on a dating service and start seeing women, thats not ok.

Nigga if you’re just gonna kill it don’t offer to take it home

Whatever. It is what it is, until I can get a better job and she finishes school. I doubt it'll happen again.

>TeacupAudio
I haven't no her drawn pics are hot af haha

Hot

I know it's not ok. That's why it's killing me. I feel I'm too old to date at this point. Too old and too out of the game.

Yeah, they really are!

Nice. My daughter is 13 and her damn cousin bought her a fucking micro bikini..
Can't actually go to the beach with her anymore since I'm rocking a boner constantly

Yeah. I've had to get good at keeping it down around her. Especially summer, jesus christ.

I don't wipe my ass.
Pic related

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I once fed my younger sister my cum as "cough medicine" that she needed to take.

65 year old boomers are on like their 5th wife already, its not a huge deal. you can find someone even if you are over 60.

Was she retarded? Or just really really young? Either way, you're a huge asshole.

Yeah doesn't work for me. Her fucking bikini is smaller than a toilet paper square in total.

michaelretro86s

It might just be me. I don't feel I have it in me. I focused for so many years on just raising her, I don't really remember how to do any of it.
It's her in the towel that really does it. And she's so damn casual about it.

She was 9 I was 17 horney and really bored.

Did she comment on it? How much was it?

well good luck if you try it.

Thanks. Maybe I'll grow a pair and get out there. It's that or let this go until something happens.

I asked her which one she liked better the "normal one" or this one (my cum) and she said she liked my cum better, it was about a table spoon worth I spooned it straight into her mouth.

that's...surprisingly hot

I'm stealing this idea, thanks.

did you add food coloring? youre awful.

Been eating my own cum every time I jerk off since I was 14. 25 now.

Same - we were 13ish around 99.. We made it a regular thing. Did you?

No. what a stupid idea that would be. I just called her over and said you have to take the last of your cough medicine I already had it on the spoon and I told her it was a different one so it would taste different and I told her to open up, she didn't even look at it and it was down her throat before she knew anything.

I'd probably cheat on my wife again.
I tell myself it was because it was with Katie, we'd known each other and been together for years before i even met my wife.
But when Katie left... i don't think my heart was broken to lose her, i think it was broken to lose someone who made me feel so desperately uncontrollably wanted.

Its shallow and i'm shallow and at least i can admit it but, i didn't break down due to lose someone i thought meant something to me. I broke down to not feel important to someone at all anymore.

If someone new blew into my life with all the passion and focus to make me feel that wanted, i would do it all over again. I don't know and i guess i don't care if i'm any better for at least knowing this much about myself. But i need to write it out at least for myself.

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Checked
Also, did you ever feed cum to her again?

I used to fuck this 16 year old chinese immigrant girl when I was 25. Best sex I had ever had. She would talk dirty and would cream webs of juice. What was even better about it was how it was her idea to keep our "relationship" secret because she knew her mom would beat the shit out of her for sleeping with a nonchinese let alone someone 10 years older. Her mom already locked her in her room and forced her to study. I didn't even have to condition her since her mom already fucked her up.

No I was home from boarding school for the holidays for the final time before I went off to collage, but I did stick my finger in her pussy when she was passed out asleep when she was 16.

Story?

My girlfriend pressured me into a threesome. I hated it but can't tell her, she loved it and wants to have another.

MMF or MFF?

anyone else beat off to their mom?

MMF

All the time. Used to spy on her swimming in the pool. My bedroom had a great view. I also had a pic from her cheerleading days

no but I have seen my mom naked numerous times and I have a wicked milf complex. I even fucked a mom in my friend's neighborhood when I was in HS. Moms are the BEST fuck buddies.

Yeah you should probably dump her.

like he says

I really love her. But her libido is a lot higher than mine. This is the first time it's been a genuine problem.

Do you guys want me to start posting my cousin story again? I'm done with assignments for the weekend and plan to be on for the next few hours.

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Sounds like you have a bargaining chip user.

Yes, and also who is this girl you're posting

very nice. mine got her boobs done so i always cum buckets when i fap to her.

I’m a 30 year old cross dresser

I went from a complete incel browsing Cred Forums years ago , to a mega-chad with a hot wife in an open marriage, and I get to fuck random tinder sluts whenever I want

Uh..what? How?

26 year old kissless virgin here. How'd you do it?

Smart man

yeah she's like one of those weird hippy types who married my very conservative father. I was going through albums of them from when they were just married in the early 90s and in the back there were about 2 dozen nude pictures of her.

Does she like the dick?

Jamiebaby527 on reddit. Google her for the album I saved these from. I chose her because she looks very fucking close to my cousin. The first time I saw a thumbnail of her I thought it was my cousin.

did it help?

I know right? Tastes good, makes cleanup easy, and it's hot.

Half of us are, friend. You certainly aren't alone.

No. Small dicked indian guy.

Thanks man

I get off on giving humiliating pics of myself to literally anyone who asks.
28/m
Kik: alexvsheenan

You're a fucking idiot you know that?

If "something were to happen" then you'll have wasted all those years and all the effort you took to raise her.
How much effort is self restraint really compared to what you've already put in?

i fucked 5 guys and 2 girls over the past 4 weeks and i’m getting tested tomorrow.

Heck ya I for one do!

I exercise every bit of restraint I have. I love her so much. I'd never hurt her. I just meant she'd catch on that I'm attracted, which would shatter our relationship.

I understand waifu culture now. Shigaraki Tomura from My Hero Academia is the only anime boy I can think of anymore. He’s even made me cum to normal sexual thoughts without anything extremely degenerate. I’m honestly in love with this fictional character and his smile is precious.

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8 billion+ humans on this planet and you fall in love with a fictional cartoon character topkek

Good luck on treating those STDs LOL

So guy with 13 year old daughter here...
Just ordered a tiny 4k camera. Going on vacation soon. Will put it in the shower. We still only use 1 bedroom with twin beds when we vacation so setting up the camera will be easy

im literally insane but no one knows and im not telling anyone,

I imagined a while ago that the government did a display hack on my pc and phone and imagined my friends reading me shit saying the mass shootings etc were fake news.

I imagined all this weird shit, like commentary, advice and dumb shit with Cred Forums mods its like wtf.

its stopped now and all my former friends are talking to me cause I went bat shit crazy, I fink its schitzophrenia from too much weed, but I don't want those dwugs cause they kill ur boner

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I was posting in last thread before it 404d. My Uncle and younger cousins came down to stay with the rest of the family for two weeks over the holidays. It was my first time seeing my male cousin (15) and female cousin (17) since they were like 10 and I was looking forward to hanging out with them. And while male cousin turned out to be an effeminate spoiled brat, his sister jumped at the first opportunity to go for a drive with me.

Pic related was chosen because they look extremely similar. And that girl isn't cp/jb she's a verified model on reddit gonewild.

Kinda nerdy bookworm type until her sexuality starts coming through in a big big way. She does swim team and track and her private school, and my aunt/uncle are always going on about how she's gonna be a lawyer or doctor or fucking president, but once we got to talking she opened up pretty quick about how she hated them for smothering and sheltering her for her entire life, and trying to choose her future for her. She said she planned on going to the same uni I go to, which is several states away from where aunt/uncle live, and she hasn't told them yet.

After scoring some weed and ecstasy, both of which she had never tried, I asked if she wanted to come back to my apartment and hang out, but no pressure if she didn't. She immediately started begging me to take her with me.

Now, brief exposition: I spent 3 years caring for my grandfather after his stroke left him paralyzed over 70% of his body. When he passed he arranged for me to get a large portion of his life insurance to pay for uni and the time I cared for him, as well as their house eventually passing to me when my grandmother passes. So I spent the summer turning his workshop into a 2 story apartment. Now it's the perfect hangout.

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You can't imagine how tempting something like that would be.

Fun fact, I have an actual boyfriend. I love him so much too, but it’s almost platonic in comparison to the obsession I have with Shigaraki.

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My Ex was a huge fucking bitch, so I show her nudes to anyone who might know her (as long as I think I can trust them). My cousin has all her nudes and sees her every other day in classes. A breach of trust is far less than what she deserves, but at least it's something.

His workshop was already really nice inside, but installed hardwood floors, added an extra window AC on each floor. The downstairs is more a hangout with the TV and couches, while the upstairs is my fucking batcave. We always have people over, and since it's across the back lot we can come and go as we please, make as much noise as we want, and have complete privacy. When I told my cousin, who we're just gonna call Leah for simplicity sake, she couldn't wait to see it.

Speaking of Leah, I've described how she swims and runs track, as such she's super thin but she's grown long legs she isn't shy showing off. She's wearing short-shorts and a church activity shirt, and the entire time we're hanging out I'm staring at her tan slender legs every chance I get without letting her on to me, though once she definitely notices me while driving because I almost swerve into another lane. She does this thing where she covers her playful smile with her hand and it's adorable. As soon as I saw that the ten-ton iceblocks I'd had packed around my heart started melting.

Her dad wouldn't go for me and her alone in my "frathouse" as he accused me of turning the workshop into (when he visited once in the 3 years his own father was dying) and he's constantly blowing her phone up so she tells him we're till out cruising, then I pull up from the opposite road and park behind the workshop. As soon as we're inside she's like a kid in disneyland. Running around touching and looking at everything. I forgot this part earlier, but once we got back I sat down at this worktable left over from the shop and began rolling the blunt, she came over and rest her chin on my shoulder to watch, asking me all sorts of nervous questions what it would be like. I told her she didn't have to smoke or take the ecstasy, but she said if I was doing it she felt safe doing it too. At first it surprised me how we just latched onto each other.

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25 - 16 =/= 10

No. Only you, Mr. Pence

Decided to save the ecstasy for later, as I had no idea how she might react the first time she smoked weed after being told her entire life it led to heroin and eventually eternal hellfire. When I had it rolled and was about to light it she was standing right in front of me, her eyes looking huge behind her glasses, and I could tell she was nervous. I asked her one last time if she was sure and he nodded, so I lit it up and I hit it a few times before passing it to her. To her credit she immediately tried to hit it but as soon as she inhaled started coughing so hard I had to keep her from falling over and sit her down on a stool. She tried two more times taking much smaller hits but still couldn't handle it, so I got the idea of shotgunning. For those unfamiliar you take each others hands and interlock fingers making a kind of tunnel from your mouth to theirs, you take a hit, inhale, then exhale through the hand tunnel and they inhale as much of it as they can. She did a lot better with that, and also it was strangely romantic passing it from me to her. I thought I was just being stupid until she admitted she felt the same way later. We did that a few times before I remembered I had a bowl and packed it. Luckily she could hit that just fine.

Now, I've seen people get high for the first time before, and sometimes they behave extra stupid, like they feel they're supposed to. I've heard it's the placebo effect and maybe it is. She began acting silly and really bubbly, but most importantly affectionate. She was kind of dancing around before she came up behind me, wrapped her arms across my chest and leaned over my shoulder to rub her soft cheek against my "whiskers" from where I hadn't shaved in a day or so.I asked how she felt and she said "Like I never want to leave here" then got quiet for a while, still rubbing her cheek against mine softly, before telling me when she was younger she had 'the biggest' crush on me and I never paid her any attention.

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Some things I forgot while posting it yesterday that fit in at this point.

I had it set up so that my phone plugged right into my speaker system through the aux cord and she said she wanted to play some music so I handed her my phone and unlocked it for her, which under ordinary circumstances I never ever do. I had texts in there from my ex girlfriend I still see from time to time as well as a FWB chat that's mostly nudes and dirty talk from us both. I noticed after a few minutes she was standing next to where the cord hung but was just looking at my phone and scrolling, then I assume reading, and scrolling a little more. Her eyes got real big at one point which was when I remembered a night or two before I had sent a short vid of me cumming for my FWB. So I called out to her in a joking voice told her to stop snooping and she fucking jumped half a foot into the air then plugged the phone in and ended up choosing a playlist I had on youtube, so I don't think she wanted my phone in the first place to listen to music but to snoop. Especially because when she came back and put her chin on my shoulder she asked "user do you have a girlfriend?"

"No. I have an ex I'm close to but nothing serious." I told her, and she repeated the nothing serious bit back at me in a mock-cool guy tone, then said "Then who were you texting?"

"Nunya bissness ya snoop." but when she kept pushing it I admitted it was a FWB. She scrunched up her nose and called me a manhoe. I wish. Took me forever to get that lucky but if she believed it then maybe it made me cooler in her eyes.

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Can I see?

I can't?
I just did..

For me, I mean. I've thought about it often. Our vacation pics are bad enough...

I don't know your story, but if you're the type of poster that has to ask "should I continue?" after 3 fucking lines of text, I say keep the story to yourself.

I'm tired of posters that crave that much validation from others.

I've already shared about 4 or 5 posts you faggot.

you are a retarded woman. This guy is a millenial version of the Joker, but at least the Joker has some creative flair and subtlety.

This guy is like a 12 year old that thinks "nigger" is the greatest punchline to a joke that requires no build-up.

This guy is shit.

"Now we're old enough to really be friends and not just awkward teenagers. You came into your own, I almost didn't recognize you." I chose every word as if each was another step across thin fucking ice because that's exactly how it felt. Luckily, this was pretty much the perfect thing to say.

"Awuh, really?" She said, perking up again and kissing my cheek playfully. "I had so many arguments with Dad to get him to let me cut my hair. It was all the way past my waist. I hated it. He's eased up a lot lately, he used to never let me wear these out of the house but now he doesn't seem to mind." She had come around and sat on the stool in front of me now and was smiling so wide I could literally see dimples.

Fast forwarding a bit, Leah couldn't decide if she wanted to play my Switch or watch a movie, and was browsing my shelf full of blu rays and boxed sets when she finds Game of Thrones and immediately pulls it out and starts asking me about it. Namely, is there really a lot of nudity? Since her parents don't let them watch HBO. I give her this look that I hoped accurately conveyed just how ridiculous of a question that would eventually prove to be, but she completely overlooks this and plants herself in on my throne, the loveseat, the altar on which I sacrifice pussy roughly every fortnight, or at least as much as I can. And now my younger cousin is sitting on it waiting for me to turn on Game of Thrones so she can see some sex scenes. And apparently I had skipped any kind of mental process as I had already popped it into the PS4 before I even thought about it, and she was complaining about the cold. I explain to her she's damn right it's cold, that I added another unit to each floor because I'm a strategic genius and when it's cold and you have girls over, you tend to get a lot closer, especially under a blanket. Then as if on cue, she asks for a blanket.

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I fuck my little sister. This is her Facebook.

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I fuck ur little sister too, and trust me, that aint her facebook

Prove with nudes

I respond as I scroll through the thread- had to mention it. I see that you're better than those people, so feel free to disregard me.

If it means anything to you, we need more posters like you. I'm just sick to death of those assholes.

Do it. I got a small 4k action camera with good reviews in low light
Plan on hiding it in my toiletries bag and placing it strategically in the shower.

This is her spreading

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Go grab her one, trying to mentally separate her from the other girls that have been in that room during a "movie night" and I make sure to grab her a clean blanket, one not stained with cum, which is the only one still folded up neatly. Back at the throne I offer her the blanket only to snatch it back before she can grab it. "You can have the blanket when you get off my throne."

"No way, I'm comfortable here." She protested, pulling her knees up to her chest and wrapping her arms around her legs, shivering as if she was in the artic tundra and not an air conditioned garage. "We can both sit here, it's meant for two people anyways."

With all my self control I resist the urge to tell her that like the temperature, that was a strategic investment. The arms of the loveseat are big and curved so no matter what, before long the two people in it are pressed right together. And now I wasn't sure how I felt sharing a seat with my adorable and suddenly very feminine cousin in the same place I had fucked numerous local sluts. Since we're in this thread, you know I caved in.

When I first sat down we were all elbows and shoulders, until finally I lifted her up by her bottom, surprising myself with how light and easy she was to move, then positioned myself in the center of the seat and planted her bottom so that she was half in my lap and half on the cushions. She was laughing and accusing me of manhandling her when I told her she'd know for sure when I was handling her roughly. Again, this made her break out in that smile she always covered up. It took a few more adjustments, she slid more onto my lap but I pretended not to notice, and I had to reach my arm around her so that I wouldn't be elbow jabbing her the entire time. As soon as we were comfortable and the blanket was cover us she laid back against my chest, her head right beneath my chin giving me a nose full of her scent. As pathetic as it was, it made my heartbeat skyrocket.

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Ha...aha..ha. You’re so funny user.

yeah well she might have been 15 when we started fooling around. I honestly don't even think she was 15. I feel like her parents lied about her age to make her older. I heard immigrants do that so they can collect Social Security sooner. Plus she looked like a 12 year old. But asians are like that sometimes.

My girlfriend was passed out after a night of drinking so I let two of my buddies fuck and creampie her. Fucked their sloppy seconds after, shit feels amazing.

S'all good, man. Thanks for the feedback.

When the White Walkers appear she actually screams and digs her fingers into my arms, so in my first alpha moment with her, if incest can even be considered alpha, I put my arms around her in a hug and tried calming her down. She grabbed one of my hands in both of hers and drew her knees up to her chest, kinda locking my left hand there. After the initial scare though the episode starts getting boring to her, she starts playing with my hand, turning it palm-up and drawing on it with her finger, at first just symbols but I start noticing when she draws a heart. I ask her what was that and she says pay attention I'll only draw it one more time, and I swear she draws Leah(Heart)user and starts giggling about it. I just told her she was high and played it off, but I started using my right hand to trace my fingers up her leg, starting at her ankle and all along her smooth and slender leg, then getting braver when she doesn't stop me, up to her thigh, almost all of which is exposed as she shorts have run up high. When I get as far up her thigh as I can I draw a heart and she squeezes my hand as I do, leaning further back into my chest and wriggling her butt a little. My dick is now getting hard to the point I can no longer deny it, and she has to feel my heartbeat pounding out of my chest and against her back.

"user I thought you said there would be naked people in this?" She asks, still drawing randomly on my palm. She has no idea we're about a minute out from Bran stumbling upon the Lannister twincest.

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Ok, boomer. Take your reddit spacing back to where it belongs.

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"If you wait about a minute you'll see some." I whispered in her ear, and I realized my voice had become the same low hush that hers was. Like we both knew we were doing something that had to stay a secret.

So when Jaime and Cersei's fucking came on screen, and the sound of their fucking filled the room, despite expecting it thanks to my warning Leah was still absolutely swept away in the moment, lowering her legs and leaning forward, letting out a gasp and an "oh my goddd" while still squeezing the fucking circulation from my hand. Even though you can't see anything much, and the scene is quickly over, this is the closest she has ever come to porn and at the same time as she's sitting in the lap of her childhood crush, alone, under a blanket. For a few seconds I worried the entire situation had caught up to her as she pulled the blanket back, but then she pulled my ottoman closer and then leaned back against me, pulling the blanket back over us. Taking the hint I reclined the chair and we stretched out legs out, hers on top of mine. No longer paying attention to the show now that the scene is over she turns a bit on her side to look at me.

"Aren't they family?" She asks.

"They're twins." When I tell her this she does the overdramatic mouth falling open bit and asks why they're doing it. "She's the only woman he's ever loved. They don't care what the world thinks as long as they have each other."

"That's kind of romantic" She says after a little bit. "More than the dwarf guy." (yes she saw that scene but it's just boobs and apparently Jaime turns her on more than Tyrion, who'dathunkit). Then she asks, "Can we watch some more scenes?" So I hand her the controller and show her how to fast forward and skip between episodes, doing my best to remember which episodes had scenes and which didn't. But to skip ahead, during the next scene she's holding my left hand again, and while she's caught up I copped my hand on her thigh, rubbing her back and forth.

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I'm non-american non-jewish who supports israel

what if I choose to stick around and antagonize you?

Gonna get your manga boyfriend to come threaten me?

She jumped a little when I copped a feel of her thigh but a second later relaxed and inched her legs apart, which I took as her consenting. The scene we were at was Theon and the captains daughter, and whether it was the weed or her being turned on, her breathing was so heavy I could feel the rise and fall of her small body against mine.

I had placed my hand a bit over her knee and was just rubbing back and forth, up and down, traveling higher each time but slowly. She had let go of my other hand to cover her mouth but started reaching for it again, clenching it in her hands and holding it against her chest. She started to fast forward past Tyrion riding the horse with his sister when I told her to stop, and when she started watching it I whispered in her ear "They're brother and sister." Making her turn on her side against my chest, so I let go of her thigh, and while looking at me through her glasses said "No they're not, you're teasing me."

"Teasing you? You like the incest parts best?" I asked, and she turned beat red while no longer able to meet my eye, looking instead at the TV. "Keep watching and you'll see." but all she said back to that was "I will." and stayed in that position, only raising her right arm to hold her head up, her eyes level with my nose maybe.

As she was looking at the TV I was looking down her loose church shirt and got my hopes up only to see a sports bra, yet even that got my cock stirring now that her weight wasn't on top of it. As the scene neared where Theon learned about his sister, I moved my hand back to her thigh, only now that she was on her side her hips were pressed together, but when my hand touched her inner thigh she parted them enough to let me start rubbing her, without looking up at me and only covering her mouth again.

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I've been have SECKS

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How did they react to the suggestion? She say anything when she woke up?

don't sarcasms me on 4chins

I think my new preferred method of suicide is to literally cut out my heart.

Sure stick around. Not gonna get my fictional boyfriend to threaten you. It’s easy enough to just call you out for being a pathetic old faggot acting like a newfag on Cred Forums.

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coom thinking of my Mom ganged

They jumped at the chance. Neither got much action, and they have a thing for her. I cleaned her after, when she woke up I just told her we'd fucked a bit before she passed out.

you sound triggered

And is this after years of attempting and failing at all the other methods you've tried?

Only if you shout KALLIIIMAAA while you do it, preferably in front of a horrified audience.
youtube.com/watch?v=iiE5mE0ZorA

if you want to kill yourself just go jump off a building head first. It's really easy. Anyone who fails at suicide is just an attention seeking faggot and should probably be dead anyway seeing is how they are just a waste of meat. Do the proper thing and be an organ donor so you arent a complete waste of time.

Nope, just sticking to the truth. You make it glaringly obvious. Dubs don’t quite beat trips, tho.

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As the scene where Yara is revealed to be Theon's sister plays I lean into her ear and whisper "Told you so" causing her to let out a loud frustrated groan of "oh my god user" and buries her face into my chest right below my neck, and stays that way. With her body pressed tightly into mine I raise my right hand higher up between her legs and massage her inner thigh, while occasionally softly squeezing a handful of her soft warm thighs. As I do she reaches her left arm across my chest and around me, locking both her hands behind my neck, and I can feel her breathing hard against my chest. There's no more pretending we're watching TV, she's on top of me and given herself over for my hands to explore and play with.

With my left hand free, I rub her back through her shirt gently, gradually traveling down to the small of her back where the shirt has run up and her bare skin is exposed. By brushing my fingertips ever so softly against the small of her back it causes her to arch her back and raise her head up to my jawline, where she moans just loud enough for me to hear it then buries her face again. By her shifting her body like that my right hand slipped all the way up her legs and now pressed against the soft damp fabric of her shorts, confirming to me she was as aroused as I was, if not more. With my other hand I cup one of her ass cheeks through her shorts, getting a handful of her bottom, while rubbing her pussy through the damp fabric with the other. She whimpers against my chest in a way that makes me stop, thinking I've gone too far, only for her to sit up and pull the blanket back. I pull my hand back but she grabs it, stopping me, then reaches for the waistband of her shorts and pulls them and her underwear open just enough for my hand to slip in.

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I have a secret kind of. I love my wife, like a lot, but we argue all the time because of her insecurities on things I’ve never done. I’m at the point I’m done with it and want to fuck other girls but I just can’t seem to separate myself. I love her but I do t I guess is my secret.... her pussy/ass in pic

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>Dubs don’t quite beat trips, tho
NOW who sounds like a fucking newfag lmao

That dude is just a wannabe Light Yagami, only when Light gets maniacal and dramatic it makes sense.

Nah, been waiting to find the right one. You do it right, you only get one shot, so make it count.

You the man user, that's some kino shit

The organ donor thing is a fair point actually, thanks. And I'm a dramatic bitch, I need something a little more theatrical than that.

Shit man, she's fucking HOT! You got more pics?

Can't be that bad man, she's sexy as hell and has a great body. Wish my wife had a body like that!! lol

My retarded boyfriend said he wanted to kiss me while he was laying down. I laid down beside him with my head on his shoulder and, as I was about to lean up and kiss him, the retard grabbed me by the throat and tried to drag me up to his face. I pulled away and he got offended. He then whined about how I never kiss him anymore. Literally grabbed me by the fucking throat and PULLED with both arms and wonders why I don't want kisses!

When I leave him I hope I'll remember times like this and not feel sad about it at all. Currently working on getting my shit straight so I can get out. I'm tired of the abuse.

want strangers to coom on my mom

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Yeah, blatantly obvious you don’t know the character. Didn’t even have the common decency to check my trips.

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You know what they say " Next to every hot ass chick is a guy tired of her shit! "

"Please don't stop." She whispers in that breathy tone, looking at me with eyes half open and her lips slightly parted in what I can only describe as the kind of sloppy disheveled way a deep state of arousal and desire to get fucked leaves you in. But she didn't have to say anything, I couldn't have stopped at that point for anything, especially not since she pulled back the blanket and I could see her full body before me.

I took my left hand off of her ass and reached it around her to cop a feel, only remembering her sports bra as I was groping her chest, and almost went back down to her ass until she pulled up her shirt to above her belly button but below where the bra started, tempting me. It wasn't a second before my hand traveled up her shirt and started raising her bra up, an act she helped with until her breasts were free. I won't lie and pretend there was a whole lot to them, like I said she had a swimmer and practically gymnast body, but once they were free her nipples were perky and perfectly erect, and when I ever so slightly pinched them between my fingers her entire body started contorting wildly like she had lost all control, and her hips began wriggling on my hand.

I didn't dare finger her just yet, instead I curved my hand by almost cupping her pussy, cradling it, so that I could rub her pussy lips as my hand worked back and forth between her legs. She had already tightened her hips like a vice refusing to let my hand free, but I still had plenty of room to tease and play with that entrance to her most sacred places. Her pussy was hot against my hand, her entire body warm to the touch, her arousal testing her body like never before.

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why? no one will remember after 2 years anyway. Your parents will probably be devastated assuming they are in the picture. But no one else will remember you.

Now we're caught up faggots. If someone would please screencap this it will save a lot of time next time I want to continue off.

She is even after my 2 boys but god damn I hate being blamed all the fucking time. Loyal for 6 years now and I’m just horrible to her at time because I play WoW and there at bitches in discord...

Tits and face for you bro

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I stopped reading after the Plague-doctor cosplayer lost his hands, and Shigaraki is screaming the obvious in his face.

That made it clear that the guy doesn't really have any interesting traits, when literally screaming the obvious is all he's capable of. He's just another little faggot teen who wants to play anarchist leader.

When did you first do something sexual with her? Was it also her first time?

""Please don't stop." She whispers in that breathy tone..." lol, bullshit.

WOW! So hot man, fucking beautiful. Tight body.

Have any of her tits?

I know what you mean, I've been married for 3 years and been together for about 10...I wish we had sex more lol, How often do you guys fuck?

I know reading comprehension and memory dwindle with age, but c’mon, boomer. You get through the ‘plague-doctor’s’ whole arc but can’t even remember something as simple as a name?

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Vola or imig would be best

Share?

Every few days I guess. But I see these tight body blondes that are up my alley, you know. And the more we argue the more I want to fuck em. I’ve told her to get her shit and leave but she cries and I get drunk and remember how we use to be. So we repeat the process...

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5 years ago, found out she was infatuated with me and I approached her to calm her down. Ended up making out, not a day later she was on my bed with her panties off and my face buried between her thighs.
Took another few weeks before she got fully nude and a couple of months before she was servicing me we didn't fuck until about a year later.

I would also like to see

Fuck no.

I lost my virginity to, and took the virginity of, my 12 year old cousin. A decade later, we're still together.

my cousin sucked me off a few times.
pretty cute guy. he just likes giving head/i don't reciprocate and he's fine with it. his lips felt really good. we haven't talked about it since but hints tell me he kinda wants to do it again. free head = win

Share the pictures we all know you saved

Ohh damn I see. Yeah that sounds like it can be a pain in the ass and of course the grass always looks greener on the other side.

I have sex with my wife about once every week or 2....usually once over the weekend. That's the main problem I have lol

Your wife is sexy though man, I would love to fondle those amazing tits

"Breathe Leah." I whispered to her, her head still turned into my chest, burying it as I played with her body.

"I'm trying." She whimpered in response as my hand glided across her lips again, making an audibly slick noise and prompting her to grab that arm and squeeze, but made no effort to pull my hand out or stop me.

"Have you ever done this before?" I asked, then realized she might think I meant more than masturbate, and added "Touch yourself when you're alone?"

"Pillows." She whispered, voice on edge as my right hand continued rubbing outside her pussy. "Ride my pillow. But not like this."

"I take it that's a good thing?" I asked, and she looked up at me with her big blue doe eyes and nodded, so I took the next step I'd been holding back from and slid my index finger between her pussy lips and inside of her for the first time. Thankfully all of the touchy-feely buildup I'd done had her soaking wet, absolutely coating her pussy and my hand was covered, letting my finger slide in without much more than a gasp on her part as I found her tight entrance and eased it in further, first a knuckle, then further, until she let out another sharp gasp and raised her body a little off my hand. I was still looking down at her, into her eyes, and when she lift herself up our faces were only a few inches apart, her mouth still agape and lip twitching as she waited for me to take the lead she wouldn't. I lowered my mouth to hers and kissed her for the first time, then several more times as each of us refused to break from it.

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It's writing you nigger.

I don't see the point of remembering names of shit that's not a part of my life anymore. I barely remember my exes.

Dude you sound like a desperate old faggot and it’s hilarious

Damn faggot I feel sorry for you

Fucking kek, Alzheimer’s already setting in.

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Yeah. I'm pretty pathetic. I just love her.

Faggot

Glad you're amused!

I bet you are, cuck

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It's possible. I won't even remember this conversation, but you will.

Let me share something with you- your body is going to stop healing quickly, take longer to recover, and be much more susceptible to pain and injury WAY sooner than you think. One day, around your mid 20's you're going to wake up and wonder why a simple scratch on your hand isn't completely healed yet. It's because you're finally getting old.

Youth runs out fucking quick. Enjoy it while you can.

And was that her first time ever doing something with someone else?

Why are her parents ok with this do you think, are they open about sex?

My wife wants to fuck me in the ass with a strap on

>"Breathe Leah." I whispered to her,
>"Breathe or you'll die."
>"I'm trying." She whimpered
>"Have you ever done this before?" I asked
>"Yes, I've been breathing all my life" she replied

HOLY FUCK. Now who’s triggered? You old niggers are so easy to play.

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You done with your incest fantasy yet?

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Currently alone in my girlfriends room. Where to cum?

In her panties, duh

Already did one load there

Ain't that the sorry truth

Why do you think you love her?

Love you too bro

Shampoo then

It was her first time yeah. Had to teach her the very basics.

They are ok with it because they know me. I'm safe and a good prospect for her. They are a bit racist and we live close to a black neighborhood so I'm pretty sure me being white helps a lot.

They are not really open but they do but me condoms and her dad jokes about being jealous at times (jealous of how long we can go into the night)

I'm just telling you the truth at this point- I've gotten my venom out at this point. That's all I come here for, is so spit hatred at people. I'm leaving so I thought I'd impart some boomer wisdom on some young idiot. Enjoy getting older.

Her voice is very soothing. Her gf roleplays are the closest I'll get to having one. I talk to her in her discord, one my Patreon perks is getting to DM her. She's just the nicest, most comforting person. The only female I've ever had any kind of relationship with.

in her skin-lotion

And you don't think there's any chance her dad played with her at all?

What was sex like the first time?

Another 'things that never happened ' story from 11yr old guy bites the dust.

i used to expose myself to my little sister

Not a chance, she was as inexperienced as they come.

Ok that's fine if you believe that

No one needs wisdom to know they’re getting older and will be old. If your body was failing you at 25 then it’s obvious you didn’t take care of your body. Your weak, feeble mind has nothing to offer me. In the end let me offer you more sound advice, neck yourself and save the grim reaper a trip.

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What was sex like the first few times?

Awkward, half assed and slow, she would also say painful.
Neither of us really knew what we were doing.
I was not a virgin but my only experience was with more experienced girls my own age.
I'd say by the 5that time she was truly enjoying herself.

I want a boyfriend with a giant cute dick, tell me to get down on my knees and then tap me with it till I open up and take it any time I get a craving for food or get in the mood and my diet is driving me up a wall!
;-; I want cute weenie and teasinggg

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lol, my sides.

How old?

started when i was 15 and she was 12

Don't stop now

We all know you're a dude. Stop that.

Jesus christ, be careful next time.

Thats hot. Dont do anything too crazy.

Read stupid. He didnt kill it.

thats her projecting at you because she cheats lmao

I am but thats fine... I like having a weenie. C:
I do prefer being girly and soft and sweet and surrounded with fairy lights and cute stuff.
Sometimes You just want to have a lewd lil fantasy ; 3 ;

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Everything on b is archived

Go see a psychologist or something, They will keep it confidential. That is not okay

on her dilder

willing to slide you some sweet gold nuggets to continue

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Was she the same age as you?

Did she like it?

how far did you go

Does she enjoy being rimmed?

Age??

she gave me a handjob while completely naked

Guys I thought were my friends stole nudes of my gf while I was in college. It was fucked up and they shared them around but no lie I still would love to know what it felt like to steal nudes like that

>girl from school posts low res boudoir to insta
>credits photographer
>go to photographers site and comb through page source material
>highresversion.download
I bet she thinks she nobody would see the full res version. closet slut

>different girl posts boudoir to insta
>credits photographer
>client albums on website are password locked
>create email with girls name and send a " hey gurrllll.. lost the password" email to photographer
>highres-fullalbmum-nuidity.jpg
Bitches sure are fucking dumb.

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ive done it several times. its pretty sweet but the deviant uniqueness of it wears off after a bit and you end up back on pornhub or motherless. once every year or so ill get stoned and have a mighty fap to them

Do you feel bad at all? It fucked her up pretty good when they got spread around but the guys that stole them acted like it wasn’t a big deal.

I have a diaper fetish. I'll shit myself in them too.

No they won’t. They’re mandatory reporters. I know it’s not ok. But who can I really tell.

27

I won’t. I would never hurt her

I have 3 younger sisters, we saw each other naked all the time, even showered together pretty often

I'm a young dad, 14 when my daughter was born, and have recently started sleeping with my daughter's (18 yo Senior) friend Cee. Although the legality of it all doesn't bother me, I feel like I'm betraying my daughter. Cee graduates in 4 months and I'm not really sure what happens then. Another concern is that, because she has hinted at some issues with her biological father, I may somehow be taking advantage of her. I have mostly shut off my brain for the time being to keep my stress in check.

Bet you need one of these to satisfy her now cuck

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gonna need details

aside from my gf i dont really share them. i have posted one or two randomly but never in a way they could be IDed

Gotcha. These were definitely identifiable lol. I don’t think I could do that to someone but it was crazy seeing it happen

Back in the days of flip phones some bitch passed out at a party. We took a pic of her with her tits out and texted it to her dad from her phone

Was it her 6th bday party?

Nah she was probably 19-20

Not really an exciting story. Daughter was a Freshmen on the cheer team and pretty stressed out about bonding with the older girls. I let her invite her squad over to swim a few weekends out of the year. I usually laid out in the sun until until it was time to fire the grill up, and always felt an unusual amount of attention coming from Cee. During one such occasion I was about to fire the grill up when I heard yelling behind me and Cee bolting into the house. I made my way through the crowd around the bathroom and convinced her to let me come in. She was hysterical, saying her BF sat outside her house all night and showed me texts threatening to come get her. I reassured her, he showed up yelling a lot but was thankfully a really small guy and split when I bluffed that the cops were on their way. Cee was distraught, but I talked to her parents and they went to get the ball rolling on a restraining order.

The next sleepover on a Friday Cee caught me in the kitchen alone, thanked me and cried on my shoulder. She tried to kiss me and got offended when I said we shouldn't. "I'm a grown up." "Yeah but you're [my daughter]'s friend first." She avoided eye contact the rest of the day. That night I was dragged out of sleep by the door creaking open. While not completely normal, I was groggy and it wasn't that long ago that my daughter would come lay in bed with me and talk if something was eating at her. I was in my boxers, but we'd usually talk and lay back to back so it wasn't a problem. The indent on the bed moved up and the sheets were peeled back until my knees were exposed. I was a bit annoyed, but she only came to lay with me when something was really bothering her so I gave her a reassuring, "Hey Bug" greeting that I only called her when I was trying to cheer her up. Moved my head away from the commotion and tried to settle back into sleep.

Continued

its happened to my gf before. when she was 16 or 17 someone she used to cam with and had a AIM/Yahoo elationship with(this was like 2003) got pissed about her fucking someone IRL and harassed everyone connected to her that he could. he even mailed envelopes to her parents with pics of her printed out.

We have had 3 people recognize her, once here and twice on fetlife. only once was it any kind of issue and thats because it turned out to be a guy who had been super in love with her when they were teens but he like held onto it and got creepy.

That's almost everyone on this board.

A hand slipped through the opening of my boxers and every muscle in my body tensed in fear. Just as quickly as my flaccid dick was contacted it was out in open air and then engulfed by warmth and wetness. I was instantly sober, and ashamed to say hard, on the verge of hyperventilating until my eyes adjusted enough I could make out that it wasn't my daughters mess of hair bobbing up and down in my lap. Kind of figured she knew I was awake, but I kept up the ruse anyway and tried not to make any noise. It had been awhile so despite being a little toothy I was in heaven. The almost innocence in uncertainty and apparent inexperience coupled with the sight of a mess of tangled hair bobbing sent me over the edge. Bit my tongue while focusing on controlling my breathing and shot more into her mouth than feels like should be possible. Closed my eyes when she sat back on her heels and I could feel her looking at me again. After a bit she moved off, went around the bed, and drank some water I had on the nightstand. after a few more moments I heard her pad away. Opened my eyes in time to see her pretty recognizable form/wiggle of her hips and was relieved because I'm fairly positive she's the only technically-adult girl there that night.

Yeah similar shit happened to her. Someone printed a bunch of her nudes off and left them around campus. Had her name and dorm number on them

i like teh pokeymanz