YLYL - totally random shit
YLYL - totally random shit
Brody Sanders
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devki.pw
unionid.missouristate.edu
twitter.com
Juan Howard
Chase Flores
Henry Taylor
Sebastian Anderson
Ian Nelson
Parker Hall
Elijah Butler
Noah Garcia
Evan Nguyen
Juan Peterson
Levi Hill
From Lexi Bell to Taco Bell.......
Mason Ross
Daniel Jenkins
Luis Torres
Leo Barnes
Brody Butler
Also works with Obama on the top and trump below.
Jordan Sullivan
Charles Fisher
Juan Johnson
Andrew Ortiz
Jackson Jenkins
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Kevin Robinson
Whelp, thats enough internet for now.
Bentley Green
Says the one with the bag over his head. Nice try. Here's your (You) anyways.
Samuel Murphy
Chase Perry
I wish this was a real thing.
Michael Butler
I would watch this.
Levi Sanders
Cute
Tyler Martin
True.
Owen Rogers
In honor of 'actual true story inbound' let's go back to the original non-sequitur sister story
Dominic Cook
jesus she got fat, guess cum carries a lot of calories
Easton Sanchez
Massive boi pussy
Noah Allen
Xavier Carter
semen does have fructose to feed the spermatozoa, kind of like a little lunch pack they can take up the vaginal canal and Fallopian tube with them
Hunter Davis
We need a"where are they now "for this chick
Charles Robinson
Imma fap to that
Austin Powell
she's being blacked
John Garcia
▲
▲ ▲
Jason Sanchez
like every good white girl should be
Asher Morgan
Nicholas Mitchell
This thread is pretty dead.
Henry Sanchez
William Campbell
Jaxon Johnson
Jordan Rivera
The ideal world for a feminist.
Grayson Gomez
God, I've been pretty good at not being a coomer this year, but something about her crotch makes my pee pee hard
Oliver Lewis
Can't refute this logic
Caleb Bennett
this whole thread is shit tier
Austin Nguyen
Any number of things can work. Political humor isn't clever and is largely interchangeable
kek. You're a little bitch faggot. Here's your (You) attention whore
Jacob Bailey
...what the fuck
Daniel Wilson
Jose Peterson
Feminism is a long-con by the patriarchy to push women into high paying jobs so their male partners become domestic and eventually take on their final form as stay at home gamers. As a woman I cannot support feminism.
Jaxson Jenkins
Found the album
Jason Cruz
you sir are a god among men
Jacob Butler
Are we reasonably confident she's 18?
Dylan Gomez
Brody Rivera
Brayden James
Ptsd flash backs
Angel Foster
I ain't even upset. That's real talent right there
Ayden Martinez
Newspaper comics in a nutshell
>Phone bad
>Book good
>Wife bad
>Beer good
>Modern tech bad
>Old tech good
>Young people bad
>My age group good
And a character that looks like this
Camden Collins
Ethan Nelson
I haven't read those in about 12 years.
Any new artists or the same old thing?
Chase Walker
Robert Sullivan
It's not rape if its his wife, dumbass
Robert Howard
I don't know, she has a shit ton of tattoos
Brandon Price
Josiah Rivera
Alexander Ortiz
Robert Powell
And the payment....
Adam Diaz
>*Drinks Wine
>young people can't swipe book
Hahaha
William Jackson
Owen Edwards
Gavin Brooks
Logan Kelly
Lol he suck the black dingus at Christmas
Gavin Stewart
>>>WHAT
Adam Flores
Wtf is this and wtf is her
Levi Phillips
>imagine Drew Pickles from tv show Rugrats
>Now imagine Barney the dinosaur
>now think of them having TEH GEY SEX
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Austin Green
I'd watch that
Hunter Myers
Lol that can't be true
Ayden Reed
Blake Fisher
I know this is supposed to be gross but I’m kinda interested
Sebastian Evans
It's a copypasta you prenatal mongoloid
Daniel Smith
Adam Collins
Now THAT is an epic meemay. Mind if I save it for later, user?
Austin Hill
Brody Fisher
God damnit user
Levi Parker
Bentley Hughes
lol
Andrew Ross
i want to fuck that rat in the ass
Kevin Ross
Julian Hernandez
Kek
Parker Moore
are u the same person every time wtf I rememver this story from like 2009
Brandon Sullivan
Hunter Gray
Anthony Kelly
Wait a second..
Josiah Edwards
how did I lose to this
Dominic Hall
Lost
Chase Watson
not every time but quiet alot
Anthony Scott
Alexander Baker
>hurr just pretending to be retarded
Dylan Rodriguez
Kevin Perez
Benjamin Wood
Certainly!!
Noah Campbell
Carson Cox
Ethan Wood
Juan Cook
If you enjoyed, or were confused, by that please accept this one
Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rogers
Leo Butler
Aiden Anderson
Borzoi
Christian Wood
I can only transliterate Cyrillic, but from the looks of: ПOPHO ФOTO CEКCУAЛЬHOЙ БPЮHETКИ (porno foto seksual’noy bryunyetki) I probably means like “porn photos of sexy brunette?”
Owen Lopez
Anthony Phillips
Eli Ramirez
Jaxon Rogers
I wish reviewbrah would do porn, something well produced like brazzers and give a deadpan review while he plows
Carter Reed
My sides
Nolan Flores
!!
Connor Nelson
Brayden Baker
Connor Price
it's got between 5 and 25 calories. but over years of sucking dick, it must add up.
Nathan James
Kevin Walker
Bentley Anderson
She actually got super into shape and was just recently doing porn again.
Justin Flores
Michael Ramirez
Easton Phillips
except when it comes to locking wetback kids in cages at the border. obama did his fair share
Jacob Wilson
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Nathan Scott
lost
Blake Howard
Is it bad that the first thing I think of when I saw this photo was "God I fucking miss LightScribe drives"? What does that say about me?
Landon Lopez
Levi Foster
Jackson Richardson
Cameron Ortiz
Where do y'all get your memes
Sebastian Lewis
if she wasn't, she couldn't have any nudes. so yes we're sure
Julian Torres
Aiden Sullivan
Christian Martin
i know its retarded but it makes me lol
Ayden Scott
Girl with something called Rett syndrome. It's...disturbing
Zachary Allen
Levi Lewis
Owen Sullivan
No, he didn't. Quit lying, ya fucking shill
Daniel Stewart
Meanwhile, in Russia
Matthew Roberts
Angel Perez
It's retarded, but I still lost
Jaxson Walker
lol I feel you
Christopher Martinez
Who is troy McClure?
Isaac Powell
Julian Powell
Tyler Price
her fans are beyond retarded, all the threads for her on /hr/ are goldmines for cringe and ylyl material
Jeremiah Nguyen
The guy pictured.
Jace Reed
Just put her out of her misery god damn
Jace Diaz
Ian Green
Jackson Peterson
Gabriel Mitchell
Haha girl who cant help how she was born super funny.
Kys, faggot.
Isaac Mitchell
Leo Wilson
Logan Evans
Ethan Perry
>devki.pw
That is every bit of ten years old.
Kayden Fisher
Aiden Nguyen
Brody Stewart
Carson Perez
Levi Sanders
Ryan Williams
David Stewart
Hudson Garcia
You are so funny, shlomo :^)
Xavier Lewis
I understood that reference
Hudson Davis
oh no, it's retarded
Oliver Reyes
Joshua Brown
>the kid slayer
kek
Leo Thompson
Cope
Camden Cooper
1
Camden Lopez
>That thickness, though.
Dominic Mitchell
>too much water
Isaiah Turner
Liam Rivera
Thomas Perez
Truth.
Nothing better than being a stay at home dad. Raising your kids, plenty of time for your hobbies, no stress no strain, its paradise.
MORE women in the workplace!
Joshua Johnson
Connor Brown
Nathan Bell
The implications of her expression in this photo are beyond my understanding.
Evan Ross
Trash
Austin James
William Reed
Joseph Cooper
Jacob Richardson
Oldie but a goodie.
Connor Nguyen
>Tattoos.
Ethan Anderson
yes, because 16 year olds routinely stay home at 10am on a school day and have birthday cake before lunch
Jonathan Sanchez
They probably stayed home because it was that persons birthday.
Colton Ward
that shit happend before i woke up and i went to school at 8am.
Ayden Cruz
Looks more like the TV is playing earlier footage and it's probably in the afternoon
Brayden Jenkins
what the fuck is this suposse to be?
Dominic Edwards
love fat lexi
Brandon Thomas
My god.
This broke my brain and I cant stop laughing. Its like I'm back at work.
Jack Peterson
Fat Lexi is still thinner than most Americans
Elijah Miller
Jonathan Gray
For studying clam reproduction.
It's even weirder than it sounds.
unionid.missouristate.edu
Jaxon Carter
she's still a nice big fat cow compared to how she used to be
Jayden Phillips
based
Austin Barnes
Nathan Allen
They replayed it all day, which is stunning for you not to consider. Probably no one showed up to her 16th birthday party because 9/11, you moron.
Connor Adams
whaaaaaaaaaat
that's crazy
Chase Edwards
it's only gay if you're aroused by it
Cooper Adams
Cooper Ramirez
Thats fokin dope
Caleb Wood
Oliver Phillips
They played footage and didn’t shut the fuck about the towers for weeks
Jaxon Thompson
Ha
Leo Nguyen
The total happiness stayed the same.
Bentley Gutierrez
Who's the babe?
Tyler Thompson
Anthony Reyes
Grayson Wilson
Xavier Nelson
Jack Jenkins
Juan Bell
Isaac Nelson
Isaiah Perez
Adam Parker
>pee stored in ass
Camden Morales
Not how rape works you idiot. It doesn't matter I'd you're married or not, if consent is not given then it is rape. This goes doubly for a child bride who is incapable of understanding and consenting to sexual intercourse.
Brody Howard
Jackson Bailey
>She has ink on her body I didn't consent to, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Like she'd let you anywhere near her in the first place. Don't pretend you deserve standards.
Brandon Mitchell
>big nosed dog
huh
Jonathan Kelly
Unexpected Warhammer.
Dylan Cook
William Gray
That's new
Elijah Sanchez
Ann Coulter?
Gavin Jackson
Awww what a cute (((golden retriever)))
Logan Baker
Wew lad.
But I agree. Oh to be a stay at home dad. Id have a twitch channel for sure.
Alexander Gutierrez
from futurama
Ian Rodriguez
4 more years of cope
Michael Campbell
These dogs are fucking creeps and always trying to shove their pointy fucking snouts up your ass
Samuel Richardson
tricking the asians
Jaxson Scott
Stale
Tyler Miller
That circuit diagram isn't from a bomb
Ian Morales
Easton Myers
Cred Forums fag die in a fire
Cooper Allen
honestly, i'd like to be in a casual relationship where i watch the girl get fucked.
obviously this would not be my norm, but i figure if i found the right girl, it'd be hot for awhile before we part ways.
i'd probably have a contingency where i get a blowjob or fucked after the dude cums.
Chase Cruz
Consent was irrevocably given upon marriage day.
Are you telling me I can sign any contract I want then as soon as it isn't exactly what I want, exactly when I want, I can just claim the contract is void?
Not how it works pal.
Charles Reed
Based user is correct
Dylan Sanchez
Probably my favourite gif
Nolan Peterson
Avoid synagogues and you should be a bit safer
Liam Scott
The fact that you're even entertaining the idea speaks wonders of your potential.
Face it, you'd be right there afterwards to lap up that bull cum while thanking her for letting you watch.
Grayson Scott
Who gave this consent though? A child, or her father?
Colton Gomez
>Are you telling me I can sign any contract I want then as soon as it isn't exactly what I want, exactly when I want, I can just claim the contract is void?
If it turns criminal yes you fucking retard. How underage are you?
Luis Bennett
taco belle is best belle
Mason Long
Yet they still think they control the world.
6 million big-snooted dogs wasn't enough
Ryan Young
>be late for rent
>landlord rapes you
>retarded Cred Forums judge: well technically you have a civil contract here. Damn that trumps laws sorry nothing I can do he's going to keep raping you I guess
Aaron Jones
This
Xavier Morris
Kek
Anthony Morris
Andrew Robinson
Yes user that's how it works. One day your wife is going to shove two ferrets up your ass, and you're going to be crying and telling her to stop, and she'll laugh and point to your wedding band
Dumbass.
Hudson Thompson
Cred Forums fag get raped by niggers
Jeremiah Foster
Liam Fisher
Josiah King
That's a good gif
Charles Hall
wtf im a democrat now
Colton Young
Christopher Morales
Haha! So great.
>Runs outta TP
>Installs fresh TP holder
Angel Torres
>Not how it works pal.
Said so smugly. Hope your future wife pegs you with a 12-inch black strap-on against your will. It's what you signed up for, right? "Oh well. Way she goes."
Henry Hill
Where in the marriage license does it say you can force sex on your partner 24/7? You going to try and rape your spouse after chemo
Carter Rivera
heh
Christopher Miller
Carhart, the hat that keeps you warm
Mason Murphy
Henry Barnes
That took some balls to pull that off
Levi Ortiz
Christian Richardson
Carter Hughes
Fucking whites knights be triggered.
>kys
Dominic Hughes
Does Uncle Ben want there to be a Spiderman thread?
Ryan Cook
William Mitchell
Cake!
Xavier Anderson
Nathan Roberts
Colton Long
Your only bait is condoning that your wife should be able to rape you with a broom handle because you married her? They're whiteknights for calling you a fucking idiot?
>I has only purtendo to be retraded ;D fucgen oNWED
Elijah Wilson
Lincoln Smith
Ryan Myers
>2020
>your mom is in tears
>trying to understand where she went wrong
>yoiu're trying to explain why you have a spiderman folder
>it's important that you're spamming it instead of bettering yourself
>she doesn't understand
>closes your door
>still sobbing
haha ylylel thread nearly finish, perhaps I should make it a spoodenman thraddo? :o xDDD
Cooper Campbell
Fuck Spiderman threads
Nolan Nelson
Finally lost.
Sebastian Sanchez
Good old sink,
Never fails!
Asher Allen
Save it, it's all yours friends.
Nolan Thomas
Ah, we had a ylyl that hit the image limit without getting raided by the trannies.
Feelsgoodman.png
Kevin Morgan
Thank you user
Elijah Ortiz
everyone calling a retard retarded is triggered? that's some bitchass damage control
this
Robert Myers
Only triggered person here is the faggot spewing off newfag buzzwords
Jace Hall
I actually have an African coworker who defends rape by saying that the man has to take a risk when he rapes a woman, as he transfers complete control to her on the moment of climax, which leaves him vulnerable. If the woman doesn't take advantage of that moment of weakness, it's not really rape so it's justified consensual sex.
Nicholas Flores
Try for two? Strike while the iron is hot, as it were
Noah Watson
>getting raided by the trannies.
Trannies don't like this shithole. Most of the anons posting tranny shit maintain that they're straight/usually alt right
Ryan Thompson
Sounds like it's gas-o'clock
Bentley Rivera
Your African co-worker is a bitch if he can't fight a woman during climax
Jack Cox
>African coworker who defends rape by saying that the man has to take a risk when he rapes a woma
I love that he's a rapey African implying he's the victim. Liberal Arts college dream
Andrew Wright
Tits or gtfo
Jace Nguyen
Nah, bruh. I still use mine.
Justin Price
>black
>talks about pro-rape arguments at work instead of working
Of course
Camden Brooks
The really bizarre thing is that this isn't some monkey off the streets. He's a highly educated statistician with a PhD from the best university in my country and has lived here for two decades.
Angel Carter
>spoodenman thraddo? :o xDDD
¡¡¡Is güde idéé???
Ryder Hill
Jesus Christ. So he raped a woman (kid?) or two and is trying to resolve his cognitive dissonance. I gurantee no one getting consensuas Tinder pussy is debating the shit he is throwing out
James Roberts
Can take the nog out of the jungle, but can't take the jungle out of the nog etc
Alexander Mitchell
That goddamned pickle kept getting me tonight. Play "Beef Drop" on the 7800.
Aaron Edwards
Would reposting this this count towards my Spiderman frequent shitposter points?
Gavin Cox
Not sure what you're defending here. Whether they're trans posting trans faggotry, or faggots posting trans faggotry, there's still the same amount of trans faggotry posts.
Brandon Turner
they both eat pussy
Sebastian Taylor
>Anons posting tranny shit are usually (((alt-right)))
Hrmmm what a total mystery
David Gonzalez
I'm not sure about that. I wouldn't throw out baseless accusations but his philosophy is certainly not reassuring.
He has bragged about theft before though. Like, he stole $2000 from his parents when he was younger. The fact that he considers this something to talk about at work and not something to be at least embarrassed about is kind of worrying tbh.
Samuel Howard
What draft does that allow?
Mason Bell
Almost kekked
Joseph Gutierrez
The taco Belle's calling the shots now Randy
Jack Perry
Are you from one of those countries that's being taken over by refugees?
Jason Allen
I'm Canadian, not American.
Easton Howard
YISUS!!!
He has returned
Liam Johnson
Not defending anything but it's apparent you're an idiot
Nathan Howard
I FUCKING LOST TO THIS SHIT
John Thompson
>trans people are raiding us
>okay they might just be faggots
it's like you have no idea how to maintain a thought across two posts
Parker Mitchell
Good movie
Aaron Anderson
No. Are you a fatass?
He didn't ask you dumbass.
Is everyone on Cred Forums a fucking retard?
Luke Turner
right!
Jonathan Green
>He didn't ask you dumbass.
>Is everyone on Cred Forums a fucking retard?
um, yes. You new here?
Luis Cruz
>Crying about the amount of trans-faggotry not being posted by literal trans-fags
Okay goy
Owen Perez
Lost. That thread is pure gold.
Jack Gonzalez
Trans people are faggots in body but not in mind.
Jayden Martin
>tranny posts are made by straight, alt-rights
>and not jews
Fucking all of my what
Josiah Perry
So you don't care about all the trap threads. You just care that they're posted by non-traps. Not even representation, faggot?
Daniel Johnson
Makes no sense KYF