Tell me about the time you hurt yourself masturbating

tell me about the time you hurt yourself masturbating

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Thought it’d be ok to use Vick’s VapoRub in place of Vaseline.

Never really hurt myself too bad, but a couple times as a teenager I rubbed my dick so raw I got a couple small friction burns that scabbed over, I couldn't jerk off for a couple days, thats about it.

this happened to me several times before i could buy lube

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i'm looking for ass injury stories

i work in the ER and have seen so many 'accidental' rectal injuries invovling brooms, vaccuums, and plungers.

i want to hear it from the degenerate side.

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Motherfucking can't stop masturbate ;( I'm so mad

BECAUSE OF PEOPLE AND FOODS CHOICES

FUCK FOODS CHOICES

do not vaccinate

Was like 12 had long nails and was bating. Accidentally cut the head of my dick open from one side of the head to the tip. Bled really bad.... never told anyone. Still have the scar.

what did u do with the blood

used to use hand soap as lubricant and it stung my urethra whenever i pissed

sometimes i manage to masturbate 10-12 times in a day. one time i pulled a muscle in my shoulder and it really hurt to breath too deeply for awhile and i couldn't sleep on my side. a few times opened a wound on my dick from dry fapping too much and had to wait a week for it to heal so i could fap again. why yes i'm single

Toilet paper, flushed it.

Same. Shampoo too.

Jesus Christ. My highest number is 4 and I really had to try for that.

ffuck my record is 5

king wizard

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I managed to pop a nut 20 times in 24 hours when I was 15. My dick hurt for two days and it was a week before it stopped burning when I pissed.

i guess i'm what you'd call a master bater haha. the orgasm gets more intense each time btw. the secret is to really dig deep into your subconscious and find that primal thing, that fetish that makes you cum harder than anything else and once you find it, keep hitting that button for more and more dopamine. i'm glad my prostate can handle it tbh

Tried cock and ball torture

15 at the time and i was on 280mg of vyvanse, smoking weed and drinking while my family was away on holiday. I decided to tie a shoelace around my scrotum and push my cock into my bed when watching porn and i lay there for a while enjoying myself on edge of orgasm until i realised i could not feel my left ball, i got up and it was missing, it had retracted inside my pelvis and i could see the lump in my pelvis so i undid the shoelace and managed to push my left ball back down into the sack then it was hurting so i called the ambulance it was 1am and i went to the hospital to get my balls checked out they were purple and swollen but they turned out fine.

After I started lifting weights and rock climbing I developed this fucking gnarly grip and one night when I was masterbaiting I teared my dick

Was in the shower, wanted to knock two birds with one stone and jerk while brushing my teeth, somehow the fucking toothpaste got down my dick hole, I don't know how but it got in and it burned like hell

Took 200 ish mg Vyvanse and masturbated until my dick was actually chaffed and swollen

I still have a sharpie stuck in my ass from when I was 16

I pooped black for like 2 years and then it stopped one day

I'm 20 now and it still hurts from time to time but I'm afraid to go to a doctor about it.

>a few times opened a wound on my dick from dry fapping too much
Cut fags must use lube to fap, or risk hurting themselves .Why is circumcision so great again?

bump

Once pissed blood. Couldnt stop pissing every 10-20 minutes for a whole night. Every time burned like hell itself.
Urethral sounding my seem like a cool idea... but it isnt. You'll get oh so close, and regret it for oh so long.