YLYL - totally random shit, another one edition
YLYL - totally random shit, another one edition
Parker Reyes
Charles Miller
Gavin Brooks
Nothing is totally random OP.
Not even you.
Ryder Kelly
Lost
Henry Watson
Colton Jones
Jeremiah Jackson
Daniel Taylor
You are correct sir
Evan Torres
Jaxson Sanchez
Kek, also, I might be in love
Lmao
John Carter
Leo Scott
Jordan Cruz
Lost
Asher Rogers
Elijah Perez
William Russell
Blake Butler
Julian Hill
Joseph Phillips
Josiah Barnes
Jaxon Diaz
Man I hope you lost to the fact that the post ended in 69, newfag
Cameron Collins
Croppeth thine image my brother
Daniel Powell
lmao
Alexander Price
Dylan Thomas
Lost
Leo Johnson
So fucking close holy shit caught me off guard
Gavin Brown
cringy ass scared ass litttle bitch nigger
cant wait to stomp all your nigger skulls
Alexander Edwards
Isaac Smith
got me
Jack Thompson
Tyler Smith
Ryan Nguyen
Jack Rodriguez
Charles Diaz
Sebastian Ramirez
Nicholas Watson
Eli Parker
Justin Lee
Nolan Rogers
Joseph Myers
Why did you do this man? I wanted to laugh, now I found myself cropping the pic and staring at Nigel.
Michael Perez
I AM VaRY SMERT I GOT A 46 ON MY MATH TEST BEciSE TEACHER I NOT SMERT VOTE MIKE BLOOMBURG 2020
Jackson Davis
Lost
Gabriel Cruz
Fuckin lek
Alexander Mitchell
The feels
Jonathan Sanders
Caleb Smith
Colton Robinson
Aw fuk i lost.
Liam Long
Post niggas
Robert Lopez
Carter Young
Brody Nguyen
I don't have any funny.
Have a titty
Jack Fisher
Bentley Flores
Jack Campbell
Wyatt Ramirez
>YLYL - totally random shit
There, it's your fault.
Joshua Wood
Daniel Smith
I got a week long ban for posting this on facebook lol
Tyler Torres
>can
Jayden Wright
Chase Morgan
cozy af
Daniel Richardson
David Stewart
Jaxon Cruz
Matthew Ward
Colton Morales
Lost because I sometimes do this myself.
Hard to find the spirit of getting a piece of paper ready when you feel you gotta blow it. That and being addicted to tea will do that to you.
Joseph Miller
Bodies will start dropping outside China in the next week or two. Stay safe.
Cooper Parker
Yeah... Got me.
Here's my contribution:
Chase Watson
Matthew Gonzalez
Josiah Butler
Lmao, carry on soldier!
Ryder Kelly
Context?
Lincoln Morgan
Based
Justin Baker
Already found a vaccine, retard
Sorry ur delusional life will continue tho
Connor Torres
Samuel Murphy
OC
Aaron Cook
What is this from? Qhat is going on?
Parker Scott
It's bad
Joseph Green
y'll do fookin nuttin
Parker Sullivan
i'm frowning so hard right now to hold my sides in
Nolan Moore
Wtf is that user?
James Carter
youre as good as dead nigger
Nicholas Murphy
lets fugg this bish up
youtu.be
Matthew Williams
>Big Black Cock documentary
soy much?
Daniel Perry
Living my dream.
Cameron Miller
anyone have that post by the guy that went and studyed the african languages.
he pretty much discovered they have no capacity for higher reasoning.
Mason Ward
Most impressif
Adrian Hall
Jace Gomez
What's her name again?
Lincoln Morgan
Part 2 of 2
Christian Moore
Wyatt Taylor
YES nigger ive been asking for htis for days, thanks.
Julian Martinez
Fucking lost
Robert Reed
Mason Rogers
Is this real? Please tell me this bitch got arrested for exposing herself to a minor.
Cameron Bell
Must be nice being retarded and not understand things like context. To live in a simple world of black and white with no concept of nuance, ah the blissful ignorance. You must sleep soundly at night.
Joseph Rodriguez
How the hell does this even happen?
Aaron Rivera
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Grayson Hernandez
>*racist fapping intensifies*
did you actually read this shit? how many Africans have you met? grow up.
Anthony Watson
Bodies are barely dropping inside China.
Brayden Stewart
kek
Angel Anderson
>Already found a vaccine, retard
Not quite, just working on a couple
Mason Nelson
Landon Moore
it's funny that people are so worried when 700 people have died, but only given the context that it is highly contagious, and could affect them, or anyone else.
this strain of coronavirus doesn't come close to death toll from many "successful" industries...
tobacco
ethanol/alcohol
petrol/auto
gun/weapon
fastfood/junkfood
pharma/narcotics
AND SO ON... this demonstrates a severe lack of empathy
Gabriel Cooper
mfw
Adrian Sanchez
Respect the dubs of truth
Asher Turner
I don’t get what’s funny about this. The symbols look like symbols look like Amharic
ታዲያስ ጅል
The child will likely grow up to speak at least 2 languages. Isn’t that a good thing?
Austin Ramirez
lol ur dumb
Jaxon Flores
Of all things, lost to this stupid shit
Camden Gomez
Please excuse the cringe Facebook image filename, I'm a mobilefag
Evan Hughes
That’s right bitch, happy place found
Jonathan Morales
it’s beautiful
Carson Howard
>tfw you see a pic you posted last night
Owen Young
D-lite-full
Jayden Lewis
THat was close to a kek
Christopher Parker
anyone that says that shit is getting killed
Ethan Lewis
But your mom said that to me last night when we fucked
Jace Sullivan
Fat matures are my fetish
I would be so fucking hard.
Joshua Richardson
>The media says is not that bad so i will say whatever bunch of craps she's feeding me with.
Nigger,coronavirus may not be a world crisis but it's still serious and may kill a bunch of humans so the fear is real.
Jackson Perez
Christian Wright
Its called art; you wouldnt get it
Mason Ramirez
fucking KYS little bitch watch that cop & are gonna get murdered scared ass little bitch
Kayden Stewart
Can someone post the vid where the guy shits his own balls
Lucas Fisher
Stuffing something in a hole that shit lives in tends to get shit on it.
Easton Lee
rob that fool
AHAHAHAAA
kill him & his jew dad dont forget his brother
Gabriel Ramirez
That is my home town news Chanel 0.0
Asher Taylor
Who the fuck uploads memes with typos?
Jaxon Jenkins
That guy must be butt hurt
Mason Cooper
Kys faggots
Nathaniel Fisher
Nice. Also checked.
Carson Cooper
Bump
Zachary Long
Will you be long is a common expression used to gage if someone will take a while to preform an action. In this meme the women says that she will be long but she's actually referring to the length of her body as opposed to the expected meaning.
Ryan Lewis
> evolution stopped at the neck
Jose Perry
What kind of bitch would talk shit about Nigel...
All she gets from me is fisty face punches and the dry anal insertion of my foot
Blake Lopez
HAHAHAHAHA dear god good one m8
Nicholas Ward
Anyone got the guy refilling his car greentext about niggers?
Carter Brown
Well those are pretty lickable toes
Luis Bennett
Been there
Jackson Rodriguez
Read it, loved it.
I choose to bleieve everything I read here because lol fuck black people.
Ryder Gomez
It's ez, begin to butt fuck yourself with that thing and once you're done, don't pull it just out, but press it out. Like when you're shitting.
Jonathan Myers
kek'd
Noah Barnes
Lived in SA for two years, it is absolutely true
Christopher Brown
The hero we deserve
Thomas King
I choose to reject it, but i won't cite a reason apart from a vague feeling of racism
James Anderson
Christopher Hill
Fake and gay old fucking copy pasta
Michael Nelson
Trash
Owen Jackson
Jeremiah Reed
Fuck you dude. I'm in bed browsing cause I'm sick and this shit almost made me throwup
Caleb Robinson
its a game called town of salem
Anthony Edwards
Why is there tape around her nipples? IS THIS A VERY REALISTIC TRANNY?
Brandon Davis
Bruh I'm Indian and still I lost at this shit
Nathaniel Collins
hipster art.
Mason Mitchell
He just vibin
>tfw you'll NEVER be this content
I bet he does this every morning
John Brooks
>All of Hyrule's water runs under my ass and balls.
Christopher Sanchez
I never understood analogies like this
Like yeah they're living under dirt like its 2000BC, but what the fuck else are the supposed to make huts out of? Not like they're gonna spends a couple days cutting down the 15-20 emaciated trees in a 10 mile radius just to get a few planks - they certainly dont have the money for large amounts of lumber or concrete (let alone the means to transport it), so what else would you build out of? Animal carcasses?
James Robinson
>think of Drew Pickles from tv show Rugrats
>now imagine Ronald McDonald
>imagine them having TEH GEY SEX!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carter Anderson
there u go
Angel James
Read The Bell Curve. A couple of professors concluded the same thing by interpreting the data. Now they are ostracized as racist for proving empirically that black people are genetically predetermined to be fucking stupid. It's genetic and no amount of education or free shit will help.
Juan Long
That sucks because everyone knows it was Mossad and CIA with back up from Saudi Intelligence agencies.
Levi Brown
Didn't know Muslims ate chili...
Jaxson Sullivan
>can't make planks
the absolute mental capacity of niggers
Michael Flores
Oh wise man of the pond what wisdom can you impart upon me?
Eli Roberts
Hot.
Is she single?
Brody Garcia
switch genders and everycunt gets arrested
but somehow this is fine
Jaxson Ortiz
Omg thank you
Joseph Foster
>cut down all the threes you see
>able to salvage maybe 5, 2x4x96 planks in total
>the rest is useless and now firewood and tinder
>you spent days for this
Banger idea, man
Better yet
>find a massive baobab
>spend a month or two cutting it down with hand tools
>spend another 12+ months processing the lumber by hand and by yourself
>few years go by
>no more baobabs and they still dont have houses since nomadic goat herders lack construction and carpentry skills
Adam Hernandez
You do know not all of africa is baren desert, right?
Jose Nelson
>there isn't enough trees in africa to build sustainably build houses
>it isn't possible to make or purchase better tools
right on old bean.
better yet
>there isn't enough stone in africa to build houses
>find massive mountain
>spend a month or two cutting it down with hand tools
>spend another 12+ months processing the stone by hand and by yourself
>few years go by
>no more mountains in africa
Ian Murphy
Yeah I'm sure the picture I'm referring to was taken in the lush bush right on the outskirts of Boende. I'm obviously referring to those in the savanna and other grasslands. The style of living is radically different in the bush due to a number of things; for example you'll actively see people here utilizing bricks because it's a far more accessible commodity.
Chase Sullivan
Yeah just like 60% of it
Juan Lee
yeah. there's parts where Ebola and AIDS flourishes.
Luke Adams
you obviously havent seen the Black Panther movie
Connor Bell
>stop making fun of niggers for being stupid!
>here's a bunch of irrelevant hyperbole
Ah, the soft bigotry of lowered expectations
Jackson Watson
>build with stone
Not all rock is the same and if you honestly think it's as easy as minecraft makes it out to believe I'm not sure what to tell you
Similarly I dont see how building with earth is any different than what they're doing currently
Camden Rogers
>its not like the could build with the little amount of wood around them
>yeah they could lol
>not really, it's pretty illogical
>you're just being irrelevant
Sebastian Evans
>the mere mention of building with stone automatically equates to "thinking its as easy as minecraft"
Adam Rogers
Samuel Howard
Says the guy claiming "just cut down a mountain lol"
Nathan Green
you just witnessed the awesome magic of apologetics!
Parker Torres
Y'all niggas need to travel more
Morroco, Africa
Nicholas Bailey
Post nigger memes
Christopher Cox
>what is a joke
whats it like being completely autistic?
Nolan Martin
so basically what spain built
Nathan Price
I don't understand
Ryder Mitchell
Oliver Sanders
Decorated slums
Adam King
it means they had to photoshop the black dad in there because they usually abandon their families
Adrian Gomez
Robert Cooper
And their research was extremely flawed, many people have debunked the bell curve
Charles Torres
Swordest? I don't get it
Jackson Perry
Zachary Parker
>who was mansa musa
>who are the nubians
Julian Miller
nigger
Brody Gonzalez
Jordan Morris
And many others have upheld their findings. Copenharder.
Adrian Smith
rapier user
god damn it
Xavier Sullivan
that style of sword is referred to as a rapier.
Jaxson Lopez
Kayden Allen
I didn't know that
Jaxon Jackson
No they haven't. All studies done properly show that IQ has a much stronger correlation to upbringing than it does genetics.
Kayden Walker
Cameron James
Thanks, I'll try it out
Jack Turner
Parker Wood
[citation needed]
also
>All studies done properly
Jaxon Wilson
>done properly according to what I accept as proper
t. apologist
Xavier Adams
Well, blueshirt might as well go to his eternal reward now. Hard to top that.
Adrian Jackson
now I know why this has two parts but only the 1st part is usually posted.
this is total bullshit and bases on shock factor by depicting singular events. similar or identical incidents can be found literally everywhere around the globe.
Jeremiah White
Jaxson Brooks
Done properly as in they didn't take just the data from the tests given to african coal miners while ignoring the test results from the African private school students which were higher than those of average white Americans
Brayden Green
went to san fran ONCE on vacation, had my car broken into by two niggers. they stole my little brother's ipod and his wallet.
Nathan Wood
So?
Noah Fisher
Chefchaouen?
Gabriel Gomez
Happy to do so! What is redemption for you though. Literally can't do anything unless you describe what redemption is so I can divinely rubber stamp it!
John Morgan
>meme just in case redemption included that chick getting whatever she want included solving climate change and everything.
Logan Martin
The edge and/or resolution of objects that are Photoshopped in is off
Also if its just warped you can detect this due to faster/slower colorchange
Adam Kelly
>African private school students
All 6 of them?
>they didn't do the test the way I wanted them to
>properly
Sorry user, you don't get to set all the rules in life. Cry more beta bitch
Jordan Sanchez
It's funny because Hermes' (I.e. Nike's) symbol was actually a swastika.
James Jenkins
Hah! I had the same thing happen to me in Chicago. Fuckers even stole my spare tire.
Hunter Green
Jeremiah Hernandez
Being this ignorant. You could have said French and Arabs, but no...
Alexander Ramirez
image how many pedodads buing this for the kids and raping them on christmas
Dominic Peterson
Easton Edwards
Adam Gomez
SUCCESS!
Nathan Jenkins
men
Carson Collins
Kek
Chase Morris
>All 6 of them?
No>they didn't do the test the way I wanted them to
>properly
Again, there's indisputable flaws with just getting rid of data you don't like, only picking the lowest and calling it average, and just guessing some numbers. These are all things murray did
Levi Evans
Holy SHIT
Lucas Davis
This is so baffling. I mean he does have very long balls and also how the hell does it not hurt when he just shits them like that ?
Anthony Cooper
aren't you disputing them right now by making me read your words?
Isaiah Foster
Juan Martin
Brandon Hughes
Robert Fisher
.
Levi Ward
Josiah Wood
William Adams
No
Dylan Cruz
They couldn’t even follow the instructions
Zachary Scott
Mason Gonzalez
Samuel Murphy
John Turner
Yup dicks usually have hair growing from the head
Kayden Gomez
Ah, so no means 'reject and avoid me'.
I understand now.
Seems such a hard word though.
Landon Reed
No, it means you're assumptions are incorrect
Alexander Ramirez
Ahem, your*
James Perez
>1 second in
nice bathroom wonder what gonna happen
>2 seconds in
god fucking dammit
Grayson James
Looks like a dick made by a child out of playdoh before being rolled on the ground to build up a hair layer.
Levi Robinson
Okay, so you want to rape my interpretation and impose your own onto mine? As you wish.
Brayden Lopez
Hunter Anderson
definitally an accident and not subtle brain washing at all
Jonathan Price
No, I want to rape you and impose my fist in your boipussy
Jason Russell
I can't believe trannys don't think everyone will barf upon seeing their made up mutilation PPs
Gavin Gray
Kek, good one.
Joshua Stewart
By your meth combined I am, CAPTAIN FLORIDA!
Austin Martin
show me how those tits fart
Hunter Gomez
If you are going to rape me then why tell me in advance? It isn't really rape at that point.
Nathaniel Morales
Fucking bigot
Hunter Carter
Kek
Elijah Rivera
I don't think foreknowledge matters like consent does. Pretty much everybody has some sort of warning before the penis penetrates the rape hole even if it's just a second. 100% of rapes are unwanted by definition though.
Angel Perez
Turning hot young boys to the cock 101
Matthew Phillips
Are you the definer of rape? If so, then nobody can deny or stop or prevent or negate or refute (You).
Aaron Scott
I'm just the interpreter of rape I guess. Someone else defined it but I needed to clarify for you mongoloids.
Mason Hill
>irony
Colton King
If it is defined then it doesn't require interpretation, just remittance.
Interpreting it would make you a rapist as well, by definition.
Carter Flores
Technically I accidentally raped y'all. At least we all learned a thing or two about proper language use. I have no regerts
Anthony Cooper
Yes, I'm the technicality.
Spatial technical checkpoint (or conductor).
Hello humanity. You should all be aware of who I am and my entire bio-life know on planet Earth.
Hope you are all not smacking your foreheads and realizing how stupid you've all been too hard because SINDY.
youtube.com
>A lot of you have some SERIOUSLY strange sensitivities.
John Rivera
lost to this reference
Gabriel Moore
Terrifying
Carter Mitchell
No TrUmP!
No KkK!
No FaScIsT uSa!
Evan Kelly
Oh, right. This is the first song everyone wants: youtube.com
The eternal game humans now play is: youtube.com
Basically just find someone, anyone. Can even be the person nearest to you.
Zilly stays behind, just to make sure everyone gets the divine immortal never bored orgy message.
Robert Wilson
Stroke or drugs?
Christian James
Toy Story 6 : Andy The user.
Cumming Soon
Grayson Fisher
Yes, 稚雅 is my one and only blood-daughter. My wife is 應應
Why the fuck would it be either? This is just a panpsychic event. Newspapers and shit will validate it tomorrow, why do we care about backtracking anyway? Either you are the source or the reporter or my whiny attention baby 稚雅. She's very greedy for daddy's time.
youtube.com
Jackson Evans
Christopher Mitchell
youtube.com
In case the other doesn't vibe with you.
>Did ya want a pic of the pussy being grabbed or something? I don't mind. My revealing is just rubbing everyone's self-satisfaction in their own face until they choke and change their tune anyway.
Jackson Bennett
lost
Owen Richardson
Jaxson Taylor
lost
Zachary Moore
Liam Lewis
I'm Description, Defined.
>Pic related
John Barnes
當然,不管,我是最討厭的中國父親隨後,為全人類。 我在中國的歷史書籍,誰在乎哪些下去? 我肯定狗屎沒有。 最終,這一切又翻譯成英文呢。
Wyatt Edwards
You know there was only two hops cause she was exhausted and overheating
Asher Wilson
kekd
Grayson Miller
And for the payment
Blake Peterson
is that andrew garfield?
Jaxson Harris
This replication game really is quite fun. Crazy Space-Time God Zilly approves!
Alexander Lee
high school kids would come to the art classes offered at the museum of fine arts, to draw nudes. College girls, old ladys, fat dudes... literally any BODY they could get. The only rule is that you need to be mature and respectful.
Angel Wright
Would his head come off before the ropes broke? Can someone test this and post results?
Jonathan Ortiz
Colton Gomez
Fucking sick
Brayden Moore
Oliver Long
tru dat
Lincoln Torres
Evan Davis
Their conclusions were bullshit, but the fact remains that the bell curve itself is an emergent property of race.
David Murphy
Connor Russell
I remember my dad had a Jeff Foxworthy Cassette back in the early 90's with this joke on it.
Lincoln Anderson
Urban legend. It's an oldy but goldy
Isaac Perez
English randomly saves all non-alphabetized languages.
>FOR THE WIN!
Alexander Young
Noah Brooks
My ex gf did this to me, actually felt really good in hindsight but I freaked out at the time
Zachary Roberts
>they unite to lift him
So basically you're describing a hanging.
Carson Walker
>this is OK but trimming the foreskin is bad
Liberal Logic
Wyatt Cook
Gots to feed the Niggers
Gavin Ramirez
I'm describing a coming together, makarrata, corroboree, or similar gathering of whatever. I'm not the one with the butthurt, I give the buttpleasure.
Jayden Collins
benedict cumberbatch
Benjamin Brown
Shit balls!
Austin Green
It’s a rapier idiots
Aaron Foster
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Luke Wilson
Dumb fucker.
Henry Flores
This pasta is so fucking bland. WHERE R MAI SPICY MEME BEAMZ!?!
Angel Diaz
That's right, they don't. it's a joke!
Caleb Clark
Anime has harps for ear-rings, butt paint she has fidget spinners.
Jackson Richardson
Anthony White
Ulmo be like i love both elves and men
Xavier Parker
Jordan Kelly
Adam Walker