I’ve really fucked up this time anons

I’ve really fucked up this time anons.
For the past few months I’ve been shitting in the bathtub so as to be able to do the more healthy eastern-style squat rather than western sitting on a toilet way.
What I’d usually do is take a shit, pick it up with mounds of toilet paper and flush it down the toilet, then just let the shower wash away the residue.
Seemed to work fine... until tonight when my shower overfilled with brown shit water.
I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of shit that is clogged down there.
Any ideas?

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Put me in the screencap

You probably smell like the most shit infested person

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>10 things you can do to take a healthy dump

Why didn’t you just squat in the yard?

waffle stomp the hell out of it

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Because that would be disgusting, retard.

>my shower overfilled with brown shit water
my sides are gone

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haha thats what toilets are for silly user

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Why are you the way that you are?

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Only option now is to slurp it up

Shit in a bowl and sprinkle some woodchips on it. Either sell that as shitty salad or throw it in the trash.

You know the drill

Post pics and timestamp

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Your premise is to far fetched. But I admire your attempt.

Also draino

Got some home repair experience. Post a pic and timestamp and I'll help you out.

stupid nigger

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>shits in the shower
>shitting in the yard would be gross ew
this is a weird larp

fuck me, user this is hilarious
good larp bread

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Definitely A. Mash down drain.

Yo Andy six guy is going to have a seizure when he sees a poop related thread to weasel into