What does cum taste like?

What does cum taste like?
>femanons please answer

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>femanons
Funny
I've tasted my own several times
It's bad
Very bitter
Even if you eat a bunch of fruits and vegetables
It's no wonder so many puke when they taste it

like salty coins and copper milk

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ask your dad for a sample

taste like the icing on cinnabon

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>The texture is Way more unpleasant than the taste
Explain
>Also, it's warm. Which is gross.
I thought warmth would be nice
So it isn't sour?
I always thought it's going to be sour, like lemons

Wow, you sure make it sound terrible.
Isn't there anything positive about the experience?
The eroticism, the intimacy, the playfulness of it??

Rainbow magic sugar!
>only femanons that know the want know how to play life: the game

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For those women that want to be everything because they know only a man can let them be everything, so long as they find their own way to HIM and know that HE will never dishonor/disrespect/disown your path for it is yours, eternal and infinite.

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Ok enough to take it in my mouth. But gross enough to not swallow

>femanons

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Why not swallow fast so you don't have time to taste it?
Less mess and more erotic.
Have a glass of water or wine nearby to wash your mouth after you swallow.
This

Just eat your cum pussy

Where's the fun in that?
Masturbating is sad and after I cum alone I feel awful.
I avoid masturbating.

Guy who enjoys giving head but I never understood spitting. If it's gross, swallow and be done with it.

>No girl has ever really been super excited to have your cum on/in them.
Bullshit. My gf doesnt like to swallow, but she loves cum on her tits.

mildly salty and bitter. if it touches the front of your tongue, itll taste mildly sweet. just try your own if you're curious

they might have a strong gag reflex or just really dislike the taste of cum

Underrated. I got you, fam.

Why don't you make some of your own and taste it

>femanons
I'm on Cred Forums right?

Like warm bags of sand.

>I've been with guys who wanna cum in my mouth like in porn, like watch it go in.
That's stupid.
They do it in porn because it's the money shot and they have to show the cum to the viewer.
It's much better to shoot the cum directly in their mouth and they keep on sucking and swallowing and never see the cum.
Like Heather from iblowjob dot com was doing.

BASED

Isnt that from Gerald's Game by Steven King?

like someone blowing their runny nose in your mouth. a mouthful of snot

Boogers are cold though.
And tasteless mostly.
If cum is like thicker whiter warm tasteless boogers then I don't get all the complaining.

How come there isn't a place like Cred Forums full of femanon weirdos?

>iblowjob dot com
I meant ideepthroat dot com

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Depends on what he ate.
The taste varies

Because men and women are different.
There are femanons on Cred Forums, they always were here.
They are much fewer than anons but they exist.
Finally women and men express their weirdness differently.
Femanons have a tendency to break out of their weirdness or fully embrace it and move to weirder things, anons tend to stew in their misery indefinitely.

Shh, not telling.

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Too busy working on that next nutty treat.

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Women are lit. so greedy about my dick and cum that they don't even want to breed a clone of it but are happy to keep giving birth to daughters for me.

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this one fag posting thumbnails of fb memes kek

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almost like femanons use facebook and shit yk?

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almost like no one cares or finds your shit funny and you're looking like a whole ass

since when were men my fucking audience you fucking retard and since when did a woman give a fuck about a man's opinion if their cum wasn't the target goal?

>declares war on all fellow cum sluts

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right good luck with that fella

Literally anyone who thinks they are the 'audience member of presenting the obvious' is a free burn victim waiting to have shit smeared in their face.

Hecklers get shit-shekeled because they live in their own universe of cringe and I just cross the borders like a sneaky mexican all day err day.

oh look! still talking to this attention slut! nobody else interested in ya words there lil' boy? This cum momma will keep you safe, don't you worry!

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bcuz most guys are just waiting to fall in love with their idea of what a woman is, very few have the balls to actually challenge a woman to BE whatever they really are in front of 'em.

y'all act like 'in public is harder' but I do this shit offline/public/online/everywhere.

as a human species y'all are the worst kind of chicken shit.

>I call this one KILL ME/US OR FUCK OFF!

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Holy shit she sounds both bored and dead inside. Like she nothing else in her life workin' or giving her meaning so she gets her attention fix this way.

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As long as she does that countdown shit at the end I'm good.

so you got a verbal gateway to your orgasm? kewl.

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I was very surprised how well the countdown works with me. The first time was crazy...never made it to 0.

You're doing it wrong.

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Really? I used and still do use that trick on my lovers but ya gotta train them pretty good first before you use it and ya can't just switch it on and off. Always requires training.

Mine tastes alright, nothing crazy, salty and thick and otherwise kinda tasteless, kinda like nose snot, like when you're sick and hack up some snot from your throat.
If I don't jack off for a day or two, then milk my prostate, I can press out quite a bit of cum before climaxing. At first it's all clear prostate fluid but then as my balls fill I start getting thick milky globs. It makes a mess and gets my dick all wet which doesn't work with my fapping technique and makes it mess to stop and use my keyboard/mouse. So I typically take one finger and wipe up each glob as it comes out and then eat it off my finger, before it runs down my dick and makes a mess.

kind of like if you mixed snot and bleach, sometimes with a sweet "hint"
source: swallowed my own load multiple times

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