How many dumbass actually think he died in a """helicopter crash"""?

How many dumbass actually think he died in a """helicopter crash"""?

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this thread failed last time you made it and it will fail again autist

>Kobe was a special nigger. His skin was black as coal.
>And everywhere that nigger went he carried a basketball.
>Shootin' and a dunkin, Kobe always won the game!
>But one fatal foggy morning Kobe's chopper came up lame.

>fly on oh Kobe, fly away from here...
>fly on oh Kobe, nigger of the year...

>One snowy eve in Denver...Lakers got the tough road win!
>Kobe scored 47 points and was ready for a night of sin!
>He swaggered to the team bus and he took it to his hotel suite.
>And at the front desk standing there a fine woman he would meet.

>fly on oh Kobe, fly away from here...
>fly on oh Kobe, nigger of the year...

>He told her she was pretty then he flashed her a bright smile.
>Then Kobe asked the lady if she could hang out for a little while.
>He took her by the hand and led her to his penthouse room.
>Kobe fucked that dirty roastie and left her panties filled with coom.

>fly on oh Kobe, fly away from here...
>fly on oh Kobe, nigger of the year...

>A sophisticated nigger, was 3 languages he spoke,
>In the hills of Calabasas our boy Kobe fuckin' croaked.
>Our hero made a ton of money and he lived high on the hog,
>but his pilot couldn't see the mountain thru the L.A. smog.

>fly on oh Kobe, fly away from here...
>fly on oh Kobe, nigger of the year...

>Now his rapin' days are over and the flags are all half-mast.
>We'll always love you Kobe Bryant. He's the nigger who never passed.
>The city of the angels is now flooded with our tears.
>God bless you Kobe you're the nigger of the year!

>fly on oh Kobe, fly away from here...
>fly on oh Kobe, nigger of the year...

someone worked on this, probably pretty hard too

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What evidence can you provide that says he didn’t die, numb nuts?

Theyll probably bring him "back to life" and all the sheep will worship him and he'll be the antichrist.

It's possible that he wasn't even on the helicopter in the first place. It's easy to say he was on it but is there any proof of him being on it?

I am tired of seeing and hearing about this dead basketball nigger!

None, of course. Are you retarded?

What is the point in faking this death? He's not important enough to assassinate or fake death of. I also think too many retards care about this, he was nothing special just a famous entertainer