Celeb thread

celeb thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=674KGKRQBPE
youtube.com/watch?v=lE8POScGElYvicky
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7611161/Emma-Watson-PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Actress-shares-passionate-kiss-handsome-mystery-man.html
youtube.com/watch?v=8mjQCG4gLYo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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> wtf I can see pusy
d-don't look

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oh my mistake I will not look again, but she seems nice either way

it depends on what she chooses to sit on

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now thats a god(mother of my children). xx

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goddess body

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wow very nice dress!

fashion month best month

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wait a minute what the heck is that

she is really trying to make up for her lack of bikini pics last summer

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Yeah I was confused too when I saw one for the first time. Those things are called "asians" and there are apparently many different kinds.

It's not the dress - it's how you wear it.

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Absolute classic user

That it doesn't have to be sucking

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fit tight healthy and beautiful and very likely virgin baby god doll xxx with a clean work history xxxxxxxxx

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The only history I am interesting in is your browser history, so I can see if you plan on murdering her

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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HI dua user

Hi

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I hate how asian women try so hard to be cute

quickest hangover cure that doesn't involve more alcohol?

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>no bra
>wears panties
why do they do this :/

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Wait a minute is that a puffy pusy? I retract my previous statement

Was about to post "why the heck are you even looking above their waste" is response to this

hope you have a nice day

they say 'free the nipple'
but the bussy remains locked away

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> waste
> is response
I have to drink less

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wouldnt matter considering ur on a genetic murder blacklist now anyway

I think there are different laws about showing breast or pusy on live television. I am sure the models are willing, but sadly the television companies are not willing to lose any profit

murder johnathon fragile x down syndrome
murder nsa
murder usa
murder usd

DCLXVI

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fashion shows aren't televised live (well most aren't)

user would like a little sniff :(

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hnnnng

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Hi again

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Either way, advertisers HATE cute puss

you and me both, user
you and me both

glad to see you again

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life is unfair
one day...

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>Well, hello there, I'm Lotso-Huggin' Bear, but please call me Lotso

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youtube.com/watch?v=674KGKRQBPE

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Menudo.

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looked at the first pic on Google. made me hungry instantly, and I think you're right, it looks like a good cure

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i want to murder Lotso

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So these threads are the same handful of guys sucking each other off?

user like joy division, rip Peter Steele

Same here

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2 aspirins, 2 succinates and a bottle of gatorade\powerade

>he shoot in vr we got guns in reality
youtube.com/watch?v=lE8POScGElYvicky

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>succinates
isn't that used for menopause? and I did take two tablets of aspirin but I have no Gatorade, I have tea, coffee or cola, which is the better substitute? cuz I'm not moving far from the bed the next couple of hours

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hook

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oof holy fuck on camel snatch xxxxxx

pussy blood juices=flowing

yuck no tanks

Got anything pickled in the house like cucumbers, tomatoes, olives, anchovies or herring? Drink the brine if you do.
If don't then drink plain water.
succinate increases metabolism therefore formaldehyde is to leave your system faster
Next time have two bottle of gatorade ready, this thing is a miracle for curing hangovers.

still mine

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upgrade

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So-so, I'm already sick of coffee: D

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I have sliced cucumber salad that's kind of close to pickles. but I can't get myself to drink that so I'm gonna go for water. I've been told Gatorade is a miracle before but I never have it on hand because I don't usually drink it, perhaps I should stock up next time I know I'm gonna be in this predicament

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straight up nasty but would still let her asshole rape semen out of my dick when i wasnt looking

You are misinformed user.

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>straight up nasty
Why?

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> but I can't get myself to drink that
You have to.
Be careful when you drink water - your body is stupid and would think that it's alcohol and you'll get drunk again for a short time just from water.

looks like a down syndrome transvestite clown with aids

Emily is so hot.

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upgrade
i am always right

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rage

Gotta go for a little bit :S

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Aw no
Did you just get up?

ty for the upgrade but not always
You can have Maddy tho, she's a stunner AND single

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merci

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it's unreal how wew she is

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see you !

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No, I got up about 3 hours ago, but already had 2 cups of coffee

VJ NIPPLES PLEASE

np, yes always
you keep mentioning Mads, i think you might have feelings for her. you should act on them and go for her since Vic is mine, now and forever
de rien

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fire song, fire viggy

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nah I'm just looking out for u/
Vic is mine just want u to get off my gfs back and find urself a nice girl.

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oof white asian more white then usa any day of the week xxx genetic superiority xxx

usa=schizos

real love>genetics>fake love

yummy missy ^_^ XXXXxxxxxxx

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good taste user.
Loved Unlocked as a whole but that was my favourite track on it
GG is cute too

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forgot image

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aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhx

heyo greedy rabbit

I haven't listened to the whole thing yet but the videos look sick
I've enjoyed denzel since the early mixtape days

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>You have to
urgh, that was bad, I puked shortly after but I do feel better. I think I'm gonna stick to water for now. thanks for the advice though, I'll prepare the aftermath of drinking better next time

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What a nice girl

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Hey windowqt
How is you?
We‘re supposed to have big storm, it‘s spoopy O.O

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yeah the music videos are crazy.
Only got into him last year when my friends showed me Black Metal Terrorist causee I'm into super agressive music and I loved it.
Unlocked gives me MM.. FOOD vibes which is totally a compliment to it. Still unique enough tho

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just like emma

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you seem like a nice dude, too bad you are delusional and can't get over the fact that Vicky belongs to me
how was the concert btw?

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She reminds me Emma, so yes

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Looks like some serious puffers.

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EMMA NIPPLES PLEASE

god damnit sad cunt.

kek
It was actually insanely good. Made me like the band a lot more and I already loved them.
Atmosphere was great and they sounded sick live. Moshpit looked crazy and all my friends ended up in it but I chilled outside it and watched

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absolutely perfect to breed x

she can't complain about that

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sad little cunt now an old sad lonely cunt with a suicide attempt and autism trapped in pre grown up psychosis somewhere between 13-17

i showed you that interview.. ur life was fucked from that point cause u lied.. u can never take it back.. and if u choose to fuckurself, as u did, on nov 9, that is not on me. thats on u. now ur retarded autism spun out twisted mind is so retarded u can never recover!

thats what u get for stalking me at least i guess

unironic idiots with no turn around

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N I P P L E
T H O

60mph winds tomorrow D:
I'll stick to the safety of the window

if you're into metal I'm assuming you've heard his cover of bulls on parade? amazing
not into metal myself but he has that energy for sure

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upgrade

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Does that mean she's not pretty?

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That's a nipple cover.

These are her real nipples.

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yeah that's a cover I like more than the original tbh.Would listen to more Denzel metal stuff for sure

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she spoke big game so it either manifests and doubles in value or goes 1:1 against her, so far its against. nothing to do with and not on me.

she woulda been
is she?
schizophrenic retard insane psychosis.

not on me.

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(You) hero

like how olds this photo? thought of her twice in 20 years. literally nothing to do with me. now ur old. crazy. almost killed uself. AND STILL to schizo chicken shit to just go on a typical date? retarded. not on me. not my job to fix. not my mess. not even a body.

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Me too, I watch people around around with a tea and popcorn under my blanket :)

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>heres the mother of ur children bro
jk bathsalt&bleach anema!!!!!!

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one of the best Joy pics

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its almost embarressing how ugly it is seeing this shit

like what ur gonna tell me im fat?

ur minds worth even less

zero soul/spirit

sitting there doing suicide attempts like maybe id magically think about you

hey babe wanna go on a date?

*runs and hides*... yeah ok maybe if u were 12

ur now 30. this shit is here. ur retarded.

i want me to fuck my ass

ur not injured ur not sick ur not healing

ur just a fucking idiot
which is one thing
another to not do something about it

k bye again

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You're saying a lot of shit for someone who doesn't care. You read an article about her? Why would you bother?

nice roleplay

cleaning cleaning cleaning

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i'm glad you had fun :)

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like... it takes a lot for a man like me to be embarressed alive
i dont have words
:p

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this down syndrome retard in conjunction with down syndrome psychosis nsa is the reason i lost my 10/10 wife
for no actual reason or countervalue

just flat retardation amongst human species

at least this shits on record

schizophrenics literal zero value or worth as human beings alive or ever was

How is this possible?

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You seem slightly retarded. Good luck with that.

fuck me that guy at the end was like some of the ppl I saw last night.
Did u have a good night?

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her* sory too horny

Hey again

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tube dick

AHAHHAHHAHAA, omg

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Fresh.

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hello

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dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7611161/Emma-Watson-PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Actress-shares-passionate-kiss-handsome-mystery-man.html

more schizophrenic psychosis doublespeak anti intellectualism projection by a down syndrome AND passive aggression

if i see you in the street ill put you down right u miserable retarded slagged autistic whore slut dud

have u got herpes u autistic slut?

virus schizophrenic cancer retard please die

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Hey
Relacks guy

Take your meds tnig

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oof qts xx

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DCLXVI
genetic blacklist and targetted individual for life

Who else do you like besides Meika and Emily?

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literal unironic down syndrome (fetal alcohol syndrome) tier deadshit fuck slag fucking embarressing
relax?take meds?
im not the schizophrenic down syndrome subhuman stalking a grandmaster

you=deadcorpse of schizophrenic psychosis paralysis deadshit end of humanity deadend

No.

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>dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7611161/Emma-Watson-PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Actress-shares-passionate-kiss-handsome-mystery-man.html
wow, the strong jawline & huge underbite their kids are gonna have lol

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i took a 10hour nap, it was great!

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Indeed

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Well now it’s clear: D
Yeah, I think her asshole can bring heavenly pleasure.

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ah nice.
I still woke up at 6 am despite not getting home til midnight,

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this cutie
what about you?

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nononono i want HER to fuck MY ass she's a fucking mommy

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Postan all the girls that I like, huh?

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Do you want her to dominate you?

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god yes

nice tastes

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>dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7611161/Emma-Watson-PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Actress-shares-passionate-kiss-handsome-mystery-man.html
yeah this is a week after she is calling me big bear and shit online after stalking me for a month-20 years

brain damage

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upgrade

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For example, what do you want her to do, besides fucking you in the ass ?

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yeah it's an amazing cover
youtube.com/watch?v=8mjQCG4gLYo

tea sounds like a wonderful idea right now

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50-50 removed cock closed wound anyway

"my hymen grew back tee hee"


YEAH OK SLUT LOL

i want her to tie me up, hit me and spit on me until she decides im worthy enough for her to ride me

Some of my favs......

Kristen Stewart,
Lynsey Bartilson,
Mariska Hargitay,
Pauley Perrette,
Catherine Bell,
Leelee Sobieski,
Rashida Jones,
Jennifer Carpernter,
Angelina Jolie,
Christina Applegate,
Maggie Gyllenhaal,
Leslie Mann,
Marisa Tomei,
Jennifer Aniston,
Christina Ricci,
Sarah Silvermen,
Olivia Munn,
Cameron Diaz,
Drew Berrymore,
Laura Prepon,
Rose Mcgowen,
Amy smart,
Mila Kunis,
Heather Graham,
Sheri Zombi,
Stephanie Mcmahon,
Margot robbie,
Anna Farris,
Elizabeth Banks,
Ali Larter,
Kirsten Dunst,
Aubrey Plaza,
Amy Schumer


32/m/usa

Kik - phil.schaver

the brendan shit comes from my aoe mate Green General... my bad if ur here bro ignore...

cunts a retarded schizophrenic psychosis corpse psyopd by literal fragile x downsyndrome nsa

its litearlly animal farm trying to pass itself off as dystopia to strawman over their genetic reason as carstrate illnesses

the rest of these idiots are contaminated victims/sheep/herd/halfways

Now it turns me on, I would also like her to put me on her knees and make me lick my legs, then she pulled me by my hair and made me lick her pussy

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MISS EMMA MY HYMEN GREW BACK TEE HEE WATSON

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University of Maryland home state of nsa = fragile x syndrome genetic schizophrenic carstrate down syndromes

retards

these people arent real humans and waving it in my face like its my bad? literal down syndrome retardatipon

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You too

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