I swear to FUCKING god, Andy, if I don't get your creamy...

I swear to FUCKING god, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days
I will NOT be held responsible for my actions... All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets
tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your
anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet
with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A NIGGER. OH THAT'S
JUST FUCKING GREAT ANDY DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where
are you, Andy? Where did you releive your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad.

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Logonol can be quite addictive

>corn

Yanno - I'm feeling a little pea-nutty today.

>some times you feel like a nut, some times ya don't...
>Andy's logs got peanuts,his mounds don't...

Why do you post this shit everyday? You’re worse than the guy wanting to lick Elle’s butthole everyday

Gotta love the peanut studs. Really gives your throte a good massage

>shit
Kek

well put user

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>shit
Now you're thinking with feces!
For me honestly it's the steam

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Dub dubs
THROTE CLOGGED 2X

>backfired on ya didn't you faggot?

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Happy Scaturday !

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A man of culture i see

Its slidding baby!

Low effort, but I'm not feeling well today.

Just showing support hoping I'll roll dubs & get outta this funk.

The full menu is of course available tonight good sir
*PRRRRRT*
Andy had some bad airport tacos earlier

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I'm actually one of Andy's roadies, I'll see if he can come by later and fill your throat with a warm feel-better rope.
We should submit that poem you wrote for the Pulitzer
>corn

Its a shame they stopped serving peanuts of flights.

Due to FAA regulations Andy can only produce so many logs per flight.

They claim it's a security measure so people don't riot in transport.

The corn studs! desu

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Makes sense. I read a report of a stewardess who reportedly broke into the plumping of a flight Andy was on. 14 hr flight to Tokyo and by the end, she was found completely clogged and delirious

Eustace in hold for the weekend again?

>she was found completely clogged and delirious

other bitches were jelly & reported her.

>cunts