Too much porn here, What's your favorite movie?

Too much porn here, What's your favorite movie?

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UHF with Weird Al

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this and the 2nd ar the best made movies EVER, nothing comes near this shit.

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movies are lame as fuck.


KYS

Still this gayness for like 20 years

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i like the one with the porn actresses that fuck each other with dildoes

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Condolences its not 3 cheap casablancas off the street corner with coked up citizen kane fingering tarintino and kubrick as they make out on the foot end of the bed

Thats a favorite for a lot of people

Cannes mvp 2025. Bravo sir bravo!

The Beethoven movies are quite wholesome fun. A small look into what an American Utopia should be.

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Reasonable and checked

Best movie posted so far.

Mel brooks trying to outjew himself is gold

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Has to be the best given how many sequels have been greenlit

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Mulholland Drive

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Very basic settings and scary aliens leave the viewer in a position of not wanting to transfer themselves into the movie. This movie fails because it leaves us anambitious and still in need of something to stimulate the mind.

Greatest Cinematic Universe

the shining.

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your taste is dog shit

Mr. Nobody is one of the best movies made in my opinion

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If you liked IT then you probably haven't read the book

Can't really decide which is no1 but my favorite ones are Fight Club, Interstellar and Parasite
and most of Stanley Kubricks movies, even Never Look Away was amazing, which i watched this week

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such Beta movies tho

bad times at the el royale

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it probably has some of my favourite movie posters too, all of them are very pretty

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That's a really tough one. It depends on mood. But I think Good will Hunting is a candidate. Or perhaps Dead Poets Society. Also liked the Bourne movies, save the last one. Oh and the three first pirates of the Caribbean. Don't know why. Probably faggotry if you ask /b, and I don't even understand what faggot means anymore. It's sure as shit not the same as it was ten years ago.

Female that doesn't watch movies much. Can you guess my nationality?

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Bread makes you fat?

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russia
and I bet you love to get fucked in your ass while singing "let it go" and pretending you are Elsa

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I've always liked this one

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wishful thinking

british/czech ?

oh forgot
best movie ever

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The Matrix. Its pretty dated now but when it first came came out it changed my life and got me into computers.
Akira is another favourite of mine.

Interstellar

Decent bait, I chuckled. Kill yourself if your serious though

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Half right. Where is the Eastern European coming from?

lmao such shit taste.
>Muh superheroes and space fighters!
You can't be older than 12

your life must be so empty

was just a random guess tbh

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Nah, I'm just not a fucking geek who thinks super hero movies or cash grab sci fi is Cinema in any way

Aaaayyy I was gonna say this as well,glad someone else beat me to it

This is so bad it's hilarious
>Elsa
lmao

Nobody said the Shawshank Redemption and that makes me sad

The only good movies posted on this thread. Everything else is shit

this right here

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>magic powers
>stunning dresses
>stunning hair
>Beautiful singing voice
>Royalty
>elegant
>Technically one of the five elements now.

what's wrong with elsa?

5 elemements?

V for Vendetta

Debbie does Dallas.

I just forgot about it! It's a magnificent movie!

Yeah in the second movie it turns out she is literally one of the five elements or some shit. It was complicated.

Oh, i haven't seen the new one. Is it worth a watch or not?

Right, I've seen it so many times

Meh. Some bits are nice but they made the plot WAY too bloated and confusing than it needed to be. My brain fizzled out with all the elements and random rules for them they tossed in.

Perhaps not the best movie, but certainly the most under appreciated and underrated. Never got much publicity either.

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*Im my opinion", he/she reaffrimed

Shaving Ryan's Privates

kek

omelul

Princess Mononoke

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Dunkirk or 1917, love the realism

>1917, love the realism
that story was made up

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Absolute gold

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Kill Bill

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It's a good film. Wouldn't say the best.

>i love the smell of napalm in the morning

Boku No Pico

I too enjoy this

Your favourite character is some random generic side-character that isn't that special and nothing much of substance from Tron Legacy? Sure aesthetically pleasing to look at but nothing in terms of complexity. Each to their own i guess.

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definitely a cult classic. love the whole idea for the movie too.
>rent/pay x amount of money per month or whatever for an organ or limb
>cant pay we're taking it back on the spot

Kagemusha

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Fucking faggot.

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You're all fuckin plebs.

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IP man anyone?

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This movie is dumb but funny and hilarious

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>plebs
back to twitch and fageddit nigger.

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Fucking kek I didn't know this was a ylyl thread

mate are you having a stroke?

They didn't even bother to put it in the correct language. Fuck that movie.

After seeing this movie, i'll always think of that one scene everytime I hear Bird is the Word.

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This is a joke right?

>watching a Chinese movie expecting English

Yes user

OY VEY

i love Frank's Monster in that.

Here should be age limit in Cred Forums. If You are over 50 yo - GTFO to take pills and to sleep

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Nur echt mit Wurstblinker

This movie? Even director doesn't know what is it about.

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IHR HABT ALLE GEFICKT!

African or European?

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Hateful eight is a hard rewatch but satisfying first time movie. Also memento

Ueh? I don't know that ErEEEEEEEEEE1!1!111!!!

I don't use any of those, nice projection there, you little insecure worm. Come back when you accuire some actual taste. Protip: It will happen somewhere around the time you stop being such a massive faggot.

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>only outlet for ever
15 down the röad

sure thing.

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Hellraiser in space lol

Rate my movie taste Cred Forums.

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I think that was actually one of the sequels. Remember Hellraiser online?

Cock taking faggot/10

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Yes man the remake or 15th sequal was retarted Hellraiser put on some weight in hell

Hellraiser signs up for dental insurance

>Rate my movie taste Cred Forums.
You have a poser's taste in movies. Seems like you simply went down a list of what others have told you are masterpieces and chosen a few.
Whether you're a poser or not, I can't say. But you come across as one.

Classic

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Full Metal Jacket is pretty kino tho
Clockwork Orange is good but overrated
I don't know about the rest because I haven't watch them

Space Balls gets an honorable mention

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>Expecting to make a top tier movie when you force Americans to read your subtitles.

This is you

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I've had my space balls in your mom

Well on your way to

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I just love this for the whoosh on all the critic reviews. Is there a term for this? When “professional critics” are so rigid in their formula and self importance they miss the point or deliberately misinterpret?

based

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No thats Brian Atene

Oh right Americans can't read

Idk if I would classify myself as a poser man I've seen a lot of movies. These are honestly just the best movies I've seen.

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I don't know if there is a word for it, but there certainly should be. They do it so often.
I guess one becomes a critic after they fail at everything else to do with movies. (Or, as Piers Anthony says, crit-ticks, making their money by sucking the blood out of people with actual talent.)

Robot Jox
I almost ruined the VHS by watching it every day when I was a kid

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Dumb? That movie is fucking awesome.

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Now thats a good movie

Snip the tip

The Thing 1984

never seen it


I like it

best in thread

Based

this but also terminator 2

Pleb detected

How High

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good catch, user
wwi was indeed made up

The cheesy dialogue, gore, and fight scene still entertains me. Definitely one of my favorite horror movies

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Too many blacks

it was ok. that scene where the dude is retelling his dream was great tho. intense.
the count of monte cristo is my fave. a great adaptation from the book.
primal fear is up there too. but its one of those movies you can only watch once, cause the twist is so good, once you know it, it kinda ruins the experience. primal fear put edward norton on the map, his acting is amazing.

Did you not like the silencio scene? It was intense too.

up your own arse/10

Anyone got any good horror movies to recommend? Something along the lines of The Conjuring or V/H/S? Open to suggestions

a dark song. woman loses her child to kidnappers, hires a demonologist to conjure her guardian angel to exact revenge on whomever took her child.
thing is, the ritual they do is based off the abramic ritual. the guy who directed this really knows his stuff.

Thanks, looks pretty interesting, will give it a watch

Nigger detected

Stupid movie

Upgrade was really out of fucking nowhere, but good.