Here are the rules! you have 4 points to build your perfect girl with, some traits give u extra points to spend...

Here are the rules! you have 4 points to build your perfect girl with, some traits give u extra points to spend, post your picks.

skinny-1
fat+1
big boobs- 2
big ass-2
giant ass- 3
ugly face +3
cute face -1
hot face-2
she loves you -1
she vanilla in bed +1
she is filthy in the bedroom -1
sexy voice -1
shes rich -1
shes a gold digger (she will go when u run out of cash so dont pick if u are poor) +1
shes open to threesomes (and has hot friends) -1
shes funny -1
your soul mates -1
she steals from you +1
she cheats on you +2
shes tanned -1
unbelievably annoying (damn near intolerable) +1
she farts allot +2
she has bad hygiene +3

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skinny-1
cute face -1
she is filthy in the bedroom -1
she's rich -1

Skinny -1
Cute face -1
Big ass-2
She farts a lot +1
She is filthy in the bedroom -1

Farting is +2

she farts allot +2
(dey got meds fo dat)
big boobs- 2
big ass-2
she loves you -1
shes rich -1

>Skinny -1
>Cute face -1
>Big ass-2
>She farts a lot +1
>She is filthy in the bedroom -1

She's rich -1

shes open to threesomes (and has hot friends) -1
big boobs- 2
unbelievably annoying (damn near intolerable) +1
shes a gold digger (she will go when u run out of cash so dont pick if u are poor) +1
cute face -1
sexy voice -1
your soul mates -1

skinny-1
giant ass-3
big boobs-2
ugly face+3
hot face -2
farts +2
she loves you -1
anoying +1
filthy in bedroom -1

gotta have that speedboat and cocain huh?

shit forget the hot face lol

>she farts allot +2

Money for her lack of tits and fart treatment. Also cocaine

Skinny big tits and loves me,
I could deal with her farting a lot if she's rich and funny

they are awful wet farts that hang their for ages and she wont hide them or be ashamed.

Big boobs > -2
Big ass > -2
Cute face > -1
Sexy voice > -1
She's open to threesome > -1
She cheats on me > +2
Your soul mate > -1

kek she is too proud for fart treatment u have to accept her as she is lol

thats 6 bro sale is void.

Still I'm guessing most here have yet no idea just how rare it is for a female to truly be funny

its true most women arent funny but what they do do is passivley make the people around them funnier, if their is a hot girl in a room men suddenly become funnier and more interesting even when talking to each other because we talk to each other but aimed at the girl lol

i fucked up, swap soul mates for loves you, is there a return policy

Here's the deal in reality:
Sexy
Sane
Smart

pick 2
the one left over is the complete opposite

skinny -1
cute face -1
she loves you -1
filthy in bed -1

All I need.

the real reality
sexy
sane
smart
it dont matter she still wont date you

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>implying I want

>skinny-1
>giant ass-3
>big boobs-2
>ugly face+3
was more of a general 'you' rather than you in particular

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implying that pig is skinny