Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

how big is your dick?

I'm an awkward, introverted German guy. I'm not very compatible with latino culture.

Yes.

Is it?

Nothing beyond conversation. There wasn't a single situation where I was sure a girl was into me.

>nothing beyond conversation
that sounds like autismo, yes
so maybe women have been into you but you were unable to read the signals
have you thought of visiting hookers? visit them and talk to them, observe them
believe it or not you can learn from them and apply patterns of behavior to other women

>I'm an awkward, introverted German guy. I'm not very compatible with latino culture.

You could try south east asia then. Also what most people think about latino culture is just mexican and caribbeans, those people are loud and party all the time. South of Venezuela theres a lot of different cultures, educated people speak english without much trouble.

I was a 27 year old kissless virgin but now that I managed to fuck, it became like really fucking easy just going out and talking to girls who then come home with you. It really isnt a big deal and pretty underwhelming tbh.

I really do liek mudkipz.

15 cm erect. Average.

>so maybe women have been into you but you were unable to read the signals

What signals?

>There wasn't a single situation where I was sure a girl was into me.

For reals? Not even an ethnic asian or indian girl? I'm used to people noticing me in a bad light so when a girl is checking me out in a good way I notice too. But I'm a manlet, NEET, skinny faggot so I never make a move. Come on dawg, you are white.

>15 cm erect. Average.
Pic.

How do I get a physique like that?

It doesn't matter what your body looks like. It's the size of your dick, your personality, and the wage you earn that gets you girls.

No. Never noticed anyone.

Nope.

I mainly rock climb.

You should not strive to have such a terrible physique.

That is the weak body of a person who doesn't know how to eat and does the bare minimum of working out, probably just push ups.

Utterly pathetic, no wonder they're a virgin.

take a good long look at yourself

I'm so fucking fluffy all around without being a barrel or a balloon, everything is an improvement.

I hope you arent a NEET

My dick is average. My personality and wage sucks though.

Weak bait.

I really don't understand aye. You seem attractive and tall, while I'm 6"2,140kg and even I've been kissed by women. I don't feel sexual or romantic love so I'm fine staying a virgin but if I can kiss someone so can you. You have no excuse, so go and chase a girl damn bro.

What does a kiss feel like?

>what signals
Exactly

Very intimate you can smell her breath and taste her toothpaste.

Slippery wet and soft and coarse on the tongue if you french

Tell me. What could have been signals I have missed?

How does this make you feel? Serious question. You think you deserve better than that ugly fat man? I do.

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I couldn't tell you without watching you because I have no idea how you interact with people

He looks pretty alright to me.

Awkwardly bro. Awkwardly.

If you ever catch a woman around your age looking your way smile and say hi, specially if shes asian or brown, you never know.

eh you'll be fine, some girls can find it cute

How did it become so easy for you if you were a KHHV before?

how much

POST FACE PIC!!!

Looks like a good shape if pic is related.
Are you a buttsface? (Had no idea what male "butterface" is called. Hope I was close)

THIS IS MY VEGETARIAN BODY

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Nice get
and also it's still just butterface for men

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I get that if she is permanently looking at me that she might be interested. But one look? Like scanning the room and shortly having her eyes on my face?

Haven't you made any acquaintances in your rock climbing gym? Has no woman ever complimented you or look yor way?

Not really, someone you often cross paths with maybe, in the gym or the supermarket.

your body doesnt determine weather youll be with someone, your personality does

>fat
>ugly
>autistic
>anti social

will not stop you from getting a girl, unless your deformed or something you should be fine

Nice get

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kek

whats your personality like? you have any friends?

I certainly am a butterface. Body is 6/10. Face is maybe 3/10.

>permanently looking at me
What?

I just stopped giving a shit about being nice and trying.
If I get rejected I just say fuck off and try the next girl.
Women really love rough assholes.
Also I dont go for the hottest ones.
If there is a group of girls and you see they are talking to some guys just go up to the one that nobody wants lol.

This
I am one of these, if you guess right I'll post a pic of kirby with a giant cock, I know you fags love that shit don't deny

I have. Mostly men though. Don't remember a woman ever talking to me, even just for moves etc.

you underestimate your body user though we can't judge your face without a pic

Not really. At least not close friends.

Pesonality can prevent you from getting a girl, it won't get you one though.

Or you know, looking at me, looking away when caught, looking again.

I'll be your friend user

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>second kissless virgin of the thread
Your're not alone anymore user

Pussy

Pussy is a meme. Do something meaningfull

yes b0ss

>There wasn't a single situation where I was sure a girl was into me.
You just didn't notice because of autism.

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I ask you the same question. What kind of signals could I have missed?

That's a different user asking user, I laready gave you my answer

Tbh op body looks a lot like my own

No idea how you haven’t fucked. Girls throw themselves at me. I feel like I don’t even have to open my mouth

What is your ideal type of girl?

pre-op trans, well endowed

And I'm asking the other user the same.

You probably look better than me.

Female, two legs, two arms, not too fat.

Sick user, love ya

ps. I'm drunk
pps. I need good musiic
ppps. I need heavy metal too
pppps. and hardbass

Bro we have bods dudes dream of having.

Fucking act like it.

Admittedly it’s hard if you don’t feel it, but just act like you love the world. That’s confidence. Eventually it’ll feel second habit

what time is it?

>Bro we have bods dudes dream of having.

But I don't have the face to match.

OP are you just ugly or you have any deformities?

So what? Style your hair differently. Change the way you do your facial hair.

You’re stuck in a rut. Switch things up a bit. If things are as dire as you say they are, you have nothing to lose.

Like Said it's all about that confidence. take a public speaking class or two and build it. Look up things online about talking to people and teach yourself how to interact. start with me. Tell me a joke

Just ugly.

I've tried quite a few hair styles but I never really liked any of them. And I cannot grow facial hair aside from a moustache.

Lol I can’t either about the facial hair. Weird. Wonder if that has something to do with hormones and muscle development?

What you need I think is to take yourself less fucking seriously. Laugh at yourself. Turn yourself into a joke for a bit. Cut your hair into a mullet for a week

Mullets are serious business.

Honestly treating yourself like a joke for a bit can sober you up about your appearance

this, mate

Not like I ain't a joke anyway.

>I ain't a joke
We all are user

That's what I was saying.

Men who are not autistic miss signs all of the time, what makes you think you wouldn't miss more cues and hints being autismo?

Ahhh blyat I didn't read it riht. too much ourbon

It's perfectly possible that I have missed signs. That's why I'm asking what signs could be so that I could be more aware of them next time.

Why don't you get off Cred Forums so that you can maybe get kissed?

bump

>you are on the internet right now so you are dumb

SO MANY CAPTCHAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cmon

I wouldn't call him ugly, just blacker than niggers

EASY THERE KYLO REN!

I actually agree with that post. His body looks weak and grotesque. It's not even proportionally developed. Low fat % doesn't necessarily makes you hot. Seriously, it's a typical body of someone who doesn't want to be a loser, but still is a loser because they can't find a courage to go to gym and just do some pushups with chairs.

kek

OP here. I actually go the gym regularly. However, since I rock climb a lot, I usually keep my body fat very low. Which is not the ideal condition for hypertrophic muscle growth.

Why don't you work on your shoulders more?

Why don't you kiss your mum faggot

on point

I think your body looks great :)

it's your fault

Yeah, my shoulder game is weak. Currently focusing on that.

Not a question, but i'm 30, haven't fucked or even tried approaching girls in maybe 9 years. It was never fun for me. And i'm not far from OP in build.

I guess what i want to say is: Hello OP, nice to meet you. Nice gains.

Here's an alternative pic.

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Who took your head off ?

is that jizz on your pants?

Damn Robbespierre

No. But my pants are fucking nasty indeed.

When can we get together? I'd love to lick your whole body and drain you then cuddle you.

How does it feel to know Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

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You reek of fear, women pick this up, they have a sixth sense for it.

You won't be able to get pussy or kiss from normal dating. You lack the social skills and confidence to pull it off.

Fuck a couple of escorts first to try kissing and fucking. They can teach you. This will remove the magic of these two acts and will allow you to act more normally with women who you are into.

Go date women after.

rape doesn't count

>Thank you for that advice.

Now you can stop raping

I assume you are a fat bearded male.

You living in a trailer.

You look like a douchebag, doesn't surprise me women go for your kind. Fucked any traps?

Close. Slim bearded male. I'll shave if you're dtf tho

I'm recently back from a trip to Pataya, Thailand. Only spent a couple of weeks there I had sex with club girls, bar girls, street girls, lady boys and even a few underage boys. All up I probably fucked about 50 people all unprotected and probably brought back every STD you can think off. While back I've been having sex with my regulars catch ups and most likely passing on whatever I brought back. I do this because I can.

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How do you treat women?

Like the pieces of meat that they are.

cmon

now my panties are drenched