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Sebastian Long
Dominic Smith
Yes, whites and niggers are a fine example. Disgusting.
Jayden Miller
Aiden Jones
Jose Evans
Aaron Young
Lost
Ethan Kelly
Noah Rodriguez
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Aaron James
consume poo
Christopher Cox
checked
Matthew Torres
th'FUCK
Adam Foster
Shish
Samuel Perez
Michael Foster
Xavier Reyes
William Sanders
Levi Brown
Aiden Miller
What's Lysol?
Parker Collins
What's google?
Asher Brooks
>What's google?
Google it, stupid.
Gavin Nelson
Did he die?
Cameron Rodriguez
Kayden Anderson
Not your personal search engine faggot.
Dylan Ward
What’s a search engine?
Owen Lewis
Check my almost quads :)
Chase Howard
Like pinesol but not generic
Grayson Baker
What’s pinesol?
Oliver Garcia
Christian Morgan
Any tips on un-seeing this?
Owen Hernandez
Nathaniel Edwards
Thank you, I'm from Germany, we don't have Lysol here but as you can take from the name, we have an abundance of germs that need to be treated.
Logan Baker
Kayden James
Fry: "Where's your bathroom?"
Bender: "My WHAT room?"
Fry: "Bathroom."
Bender: "Bath WHAT?"
Fry: "BATHROOM."
Bender: "Whatwhat?"
Adrian Bailey
Like Lysol but generic
Ian James
Jace Diaz
The fuck is Lysol?
Andrew Campbell
Jason Cooper
Lol wut
I want to save that but it's too weird
Carter Gray
Stars and bars
Dominic Peterson
/zftSQSh
Hunter Walker
Carter Gomez
fucking lost
William Barnes
Liam Gutierrez
Father Ariandel?
Jaxon Wright
Caleb Bailey
Nolan Watson
Howd you know?
Blake Rivera
Julian Myers
Robert Moore
is that Tyler the Creator?
Jeremiah Miller
Lol I work within a block of where that photo was taken
Leo Ortiz
Haha dope
Brayden Cooper
Haha one of my favorite episodes.
Fry: I don’t know if I could do that to him
Bender: what’s up my little space heater?
Fry: hahaha
Bender: hahaha
Fry: hahaha...haah. Welp, I’m moving out
Ethan Jackson
Jeremiah Cruz
Ryder Evans
Is that the bald fuck who fucks gorillas joe rogan
Ryan James
Fuck yer
Joshua Rogers
Aaron Baker
Benjamin Hughes
Joseph Robinson
Tyler Kelly
nice feet
Jordan Peterson
nice feet
nice dubs
Jose Taylor
>Actual true story
>16 yo sister's first boyfriend left her
>Shocker
Hudson Smith
Man that dad must be pretty insecure if they felt the need to retouch their whole body
Austin Sanchez
nice feet
Benjamin Diaz
checked,
nice feet
Brody Anderson
Swallow a bag of warm fuzzy horse piss
Logan Campbell
Connor Nelson
The joke is that the media makes a big deal over nothing while ignoring the crimes of the wealthy and political elite? I dunno user I think you can be funnier than that
Brody Hill
Kayden Ramirez
Your sense of humor fucking sucks. Stop spamming your shit. Pic related; its you.
Parker Hall
No, actually the joke is your mental disability
Oliver Evans
Ethan Roberts
Okay I fucking lost!
Ryder Garcia
Henry Bailey
top kek
Adam Brooks
Oh that wacky TV
Lol I always loved that pic. Also why you mad at someone helping you win?
Nolan Gutierrez
What a fucking communist cocksucker humour You have
Brayden Bennett
nice feet
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Anthony Allen
so he's taking care of someone elses kid and hes not even fucking the mom. Smh, He's going to fuck that poor little girl.
Gavin Ortiz
Holy shit
Elijah Rodriguez
nice feet
Connor Carter
Ohh... so the real joke is how angry I get lol. Well sorry it backfired and you got butthurt
Aaron Fisher
Charles Diaz
>As for the child’s mother, Anita Dembo, allegedly entertained an affair with a chimpanzee that endured for many years during her employment at the Parc national de Cameia where she has worked as a conservation officer since 1998.
fucking lost already
Aiden Green
the left truly cant meme
Jaxson Rivera
No, no, no, the picture wasn't funny, what was funny was your moronic reaction
Kayden Fisher
Every hole is a goal
Austin Carter
You’re not funny you snarky faggot
Austin Sullivan
Cant believe this is praised or even allowed i hate how the media is forcing us to accept rhis kind of shit.
Leo Wilson
Doesn't take a lot to scare the sheeple
Jeremiah Myers
> Offended over memes
Jaxon Moore
Right... cause it made you mad lol
>being this mad
Carter Sanchez
In Africa there are chimps that are chained up and used as sex objects by tribesmen that can't get a woman or have a fondness for beastiality. Its fucked up. They will even shave them so they are "smooth" and it looks fucking horrid.
Ethan Rivera
>implying he is offended when he only pointed out how unfunny it is
Daniel Murphy
100% chance son is getting molested during lifetime and will grow up to be tranny hooker
Liam Davis
Why did you assume it made me mad? It was funnier than the pic
Gabriel Russell
You crybabies aren't going to do anything.
Tyler Jenkins
Logan Jackson
Yes and to spot a communist sheep too
Daniel Flores
>These are shit. Fuck off you leftist faggot.
Jayden Butler
Im only here dor the Porn Ads they're D best
Easton King
Fucking lost hard lmfao
Luis Roberts
William Allen
Too right. Guess you can stop posting it now that you know what true humor is. Thank you for taking the Cred Forums troll class ;)
Jonathan Hill
Lincoln Edwards
Kevin Phillips
Unfortunately enough for you, you don't get to decide what is funny and what isn't for everyone on here, pal
Levi Wood
Dylan Davis
Bears don’t sweat
Caleb Ramirez
Shit balls!
Cooper Young
you revere the people who despise you, makes you are a turbocuck
Jacob Ortiz
Jaxson Hall
This Thread is Fucking Sad AF. Do better OP
Christian Hall
You're saying I should take his candy?
Sure... I guess... honestly don't know what I'm supposed to say to you if we both believe the other to be mindless puppets of an ideology
No?
Isaac Brooks
This thread is fucking Sad af.
Parker Cook
Stars and bars you say?
Christopher Price
based and autismpilled
Dylan Johnson
satanic trips noticed
Ayden Green
Why are these people always so massively obese?
Christopher Reed
Commies can't meme but it's better than walls of text
Brayden Johnson
I don't give two shits about the rich. Your memes are just fucking pathetic.
Justin Rivera
Imagine being unironically this delusional. Your life must be sad and depressing user
Cooper Ramirez
Trips of satan confirmed. Some Bernie npc is spamming his low effort memes
Eli Ward
site?
Benjamin Roberts
>thinking people are offended by the content
if a guy takes a shit in your front yard it doesnt matter who he is its still a shit
Andrew Ortiz
Always gets me
Grayson Adams
Lots of weed
Blake Taylor
nice feet
Caleb Stewart
Niiiiice
Easton Johnson
I can hear you slurping away on elite's dick right now. Better lube up that butthole.
Jace Wilson
Not a lot going on in their lives i spose
Easton Gutierrez
Jackson Kelly
50/50
Carter Allen
Alexander Young
>slurping away
>lube up
user, you don’t need lube for a blowjob
Daniel Jenkins
It would be boring if I could.
Julian Jackson
You think people slurp a dic with their butt?
David Johnson
ackshually..
Jonathan Jones
You're incredibly stupid
>16 year olds first relationship didn't last
You're an absolute tard
Hunter Taylor
Nice feet
Adrian Martin
Everyone let this thread die! Party at my house!
Thomas Murphy
Nice Feet
Michael Torres
I've never seen a black person eating a watermelon. Jokes on you.
Dylan Robinson
No need to get offended, comrade. It was a joke
Aaron Bell
Checked Trips
Noah Sanders
nice bait bro, you got more of that bro?
Levi Lopez
Making conversation is anti autistic zoomer
Grayson Gray
Of course it would be
Nicholas Hughes
>someone I'm related to dated someone and then no longer
Cool story bro
Hudson Flores
the weirdest shit becomes copy pasta
Camden Lee
I love this
Christian Gomez
alright this got me.
Juan Long
write shitty story, spam it every thread you see. the mega autists decide what becomes copy pasta and memes, like the banana and the shit dude
Ian Nguyen
this is retarded.
it's because /laws/ say so.
there is a difference between assembling peacefully and rioting as a mob.
there is also a difference between consumers camping on a retailer's property with the retailer's consent, versus losers, junkies, and mental cases pitching tents (hue) in public parks and under freeway ramps.
what you've got here is just an apples and oranges fallacy, not a valid argument.
not sure if you're dumb or just think you're going to amass an army of fools who buy this shit, but be warned: if this all works out for you, the best you'll get is an army of fools
Thomas Parker
Carson Collins
Fuck this was good
Jonathan Smith
lurk moar newfoghat
Jose Cook
bleat more
Zachary Hughes
1st time and raffing right now
Oliver Ramirez
What algorithm is shitting these things out
Jack Williams
>not sure if you're dumb
You have to be pretty fucking dumb to be a commie
Henry Phillips
I guarantee if you go out and get a real job, develop a marketable skill set, and bust your ass maintaining a professional demeanor, you will no longer feel like the rich are explioting you.
It is not responsibility of the weathy to provide a living to the barely useful or incompetent. You need to take responsibility for yourself. This country is not a giant day care center for grown adults who want to languish in jobs that were intended for teenagers.
Charles Harris
nice feet
Hudson Moore
Thanks homie.
>your lawn.
Idk homie you can leave just as easily as I can and if you havent noticed I'm kinda crushing it right now
Everyone's a critic satan
Check'd dubs
Grayson Howard
LOST
Kayden Clark
Benjamin Foster
and she didnt even have to pay a dime for any of it. the great life paid by dummies. like we owe them something hahahah.
Jaxson Harris
Julian Howard
Xavier Perez
brilliant rebuttal.
enjoy your willful ignorance.
Mason Morales
The wullums algorithm. Some say the drugs were too powerful. Some say the rhymes were too fire. Some say that faggot is going to get himself killed. But just when you think they won't, They Wullums
Ian Howard
Isaac Watson
Oh shit i never made it till the end until now.
Jackson Martinez
John Perry
true.
Anthony Scott
That is some next level friendzoning right there...
Cooper Barnes
Good they are working out. What's the issue?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Julian Nguyen
ok boomer
Angel Stewart
I agree comrade. Eat the rich.
Andrew Thomas
stage 4 lung cancer
cancer now gets cancer?
nice
Logan Long
Jeremiah Hughes
the fact they got into that state, porky
Thomas Harris
Charles Thompson
Christopher Ward
Cumstar!
Liam Richardson
There's a difference between a medical specialist diagnosing someone based on empirical international research from all the top education institutions globally and normies on facebook getting lots of upvotes from their hivemind, subscriber beliefs.
The guy you're replying to was wrong, you're not amassing an army of fools, you are the army of fools.
Brody Martin
Carter Barnes
this pretty well summarizes the left's capacity for argument and reasoning.
pence 2024
Christian Gutierrez
Ignorant person here. What are the commons?
Gavin Hernandez
It's like Ligma.
Jaxson Nguyen
Lucas Roberts
close
Luis Bell
this desu
Brody Martin
Shit man I'm 20 pounds overweight and I can't find the willpower to lose it. These women are better than most. wife material indeed
In about 12-24 months, they will be back to their 20 year old bodies but with giant tits.
Josiah Garcia
she would be old as fuck when the kid was in their teens anyway
James Brooks
Nice feet
Jayden Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez
There's no need to talk to that guy, you would get more out of talking to a wall than that troll
Ian Reyes
Benjamin Rogers
Fixed
Connor Perry
¡what a great economy!
William Hill
Underrated image
Evan Diaz
Logan Howard
It's govt jobs, but British and therefore gay.
Liam Cook
big words more meaningful than smol words
Landon Thomas
this might have been marginally funny in 2016
Carson Kelly
Nice feet
Isaiah Davis
I bet you were the kid in high school that the black jocks held down behind the bleachers and forced their cocks down your throat each day.
Logan Parker
If you weren't super resentful of other people's hard earned success you would not be on here posting this tripe. Nobody will ever respect laziness.
You need to grow up and become a useful member of our society. There is no possible way for shiftlessness to bring you happiness. NOr is there any sustainable society that consists of nothing but deadbeats.
This exercise does nothing but waste your time and each post is another shovelful of dirt from the hole you've dug yourself into. Give up your foolish unwarranted pride and work to create something of yourself. You will be better off mentally, physically, and financially. You will no longer need to blame nebulous groups of people for your own failures.
Thomas Morgan
Hopefully you die of AIDS soon.
Justin Moore
Lost
Xavier Green
Land that could be used by everyone. As society transitioned into capitalism, the rich took it for themselves using austerity measures and forced people who worked the commons into wage labor.
Christopher Morgan
Pinochet sucked
Bentley Smith
We all focus on the differences between us but never on wich point we have in common, anyway communism cant work cause we all are different if we were all the same wouldnt it be dull?
Ryan Russell
Checked and kek'd
Leo Allen
stage four cancer for Limbaugh
nice
Alexander Jenkins
how utterly retarded lmao
Luke Allen
Haha I saw that Mr. Show sketch too
Logan Myers
Jayden Butler
>overbearing libertarian ideology superimposed over the template that destroyed the original memes
Great.
Kayden Lopez
nice feet
Adrian Brown
Chase Sanchez
Double check'd trips
Anthony Ortiz
nice take cringposter
Charles Adams
lol
selling labor .... slavery
?
Lucas Morris
Because you're on Cred Forums. If you were on Tumblr they would all be skinny and beautiful.
Alexander Carter
fucking lost hard
Benjamin Carter
Lol, dumbass.
Samuel Stewart
>libertarian
I think you mean totalist
Lincoln Allen
What a fucking dumbass
Luke Garcia
so even niggers think niggers are monkeys?
Tyler Baker
Spotted the Giga cuck.
Luke Anderson
>centralize and expand government
>work is slavery
Austin King
2 down 4 across
Jose Long
Asher Price
Why do republicans rely so much on feelings and conspiracy theories and deny facts and logic? By the same logic that's being used in this picture, trump killed nearly 200 civilians in Iran.
Juan Garcia
Bentley Lee
nigga, if you don't have a job they literally give you money for free. Are you too stupid to collect welfare checks?
Carson Powell
This is what people who live with their parents actually believe. I payed my way through a master's with no debt now making $90k a year. I've never understood why people take out loans for anything, when all you have to do is budget your money.
Kevin Gomez
Without a safety net
Owen Martinez
The thing you are missing is that you are free to become a shareholder yourself.
Maybe you are buying too many five dollar lattes, driving too much car to impress your vapid friends, living in too much house or apartment to hold all the stuff you don't need, and pissing away all the rest to drugs, eating out, and partying. If any of that is the case then you are choking yourself out of the option to partake in the economy.
Nobody is holding your back but yourself.
Brody Parker
Protip: not liking Democrats doesn't make you a Republican. Why do I go on Cred Forums
Isaiah Gray
I genuinely don't think you understand.
David Reyes
My god, the left can't meme. Anyone who actually finds these funny should be thrown from a helicopter, so the rest of us can get a laugh.
Anthony Johnson
>
Elijah Bell
what's morbidly obese and has stage 4 lung cancer?
this fucking sack of shit
Logan Hughes
It's basically screaming that you're a republican when you post an unfunny "meme" propaganda picture.
Joshua Hill
>Calling him a "giga cuck."
Is this you?
Carson Reyes
>says the faggot that routinely reposts painfully unfunny fb boomer memes about the impeachment
Cooper Martin
WTF is wrong with that tard?
Ryan Taylor
You're either baiting or you're actually mentally retarded
Ian Ross
They should give cancer the medal of freedom.
Bentley Cox
>everyone who calls a spade a spade, calls out bullshit with facts and logic while making fun of it at the same time are illogical conspiracy theorists and by some strange magic, republican.
imagine being this retarded
Ryder Mitchell
>
Jason Torres
Literally who
Levi Mitchell
Fucking delete this
Aaron Harris
It's all unfunny political quacking now.
Colton Johnson
no no no
Society transitioned to capitalism from feudalism were the rich owned everything and indentured to common people to work the land. Since capitalism the commons are free to buy land and become rich themselves leaving only the profoundly useless to complain about the system which they abandoned not the other way around.
The rich are wealthy because they earned it. Non earners are destitute because they deserve it.
Colton Cox
Seethe faggot
Jose Phillips
i havent been in a ylyl in a while, is it always shit like this?
Christopher Rodriguez
this desu
Jonathan Martinez
Prime example of good right memes, thank you sir.
>a pic of the president's son minionposting
Fucking boomers
Gabriel Carter
No, this one is deader than usual.
Aaron Martin
Lincoln Myers
>reaction gif.jpg
Grayson Anderson
Kektus
Joshua Roberts
You misunderstand me friend
youtu.be
Thanks homies
Never said nothing bout chattel
Tell it to chili
Cool story bro except I don't live with my parents and you overpaid for an education.
This ain't holding myself back, its moving us all forward
youtu.be
Also sorry to anyone who was expecting a funnier response to all this. The thread kind of exploded and people decided to get all serious all of a sudden
Isaac Cooper
you are severely autistic. nothing was predicted, that shit is not surprising, this story is not even remotely notable or funny.
Oliver Russell
Welcome to 2020 fag
Robert Lopez
Take your unbridled ideological dregs elsewhere.
Christopher Sanders
Enjoy your complimentary famine you retard.
Lincoln Long
>claims has no food
>country is 33% fucking obese
Neck yourself commie faggot
Nicholas Sanders
goddamn commie scum
Ryan Richardson
How fucking new are you?
Elijah Bell
>You
Ayden Scott
Samuel Cooper
looks like a very very big vagina
(innie)
Levi Sanders
Sorry if I don't think violence constitutes earning. Feudalism sucked too but that doesn't make the current system any more just
Zachary Mitchell
watch it again
Bentley Bell
Benjamin Sanders
>retirement
lol, nope. Retirement is a historical anomaly
Connor Wood
Can you explain to me why think tanks and UN are at the top of this list?
Those aren't terribly difficult positions to reach. Anyone can get a job at a central bank.
Pretty much this is comparing apples to oranges, most people running these orgs are educated and have debt too. Clintons had, at one point, 200 million dollars of debt, now are at 100m net worth
Cameron Moore
How's that impeachment going for you, btw.
Dominic King
based
Julian Rodriguez
Hope you enjoy your helicopter ride.
Brandon Price
He likes to feel sexy while on the job okay
Jack Thomas
Joseph Torres
It's tragic not funny
Dylan Cruz
Jacob Jenkins
Parker Davis
-hahaha attack helicopter funny
You, a person without a sense of humor, 2020
Evan Lewis
I beg to differ. It's pretty funny dude
Blake Lewis
Robert Sanchez
Fucking newfag, kys and go back to plebit
we don't need facebook tier humor here
Alexander Walker
Well I mean the hope is that other people will. I'll probably die on Cred Forums. Been 15 years and you silly billies cant get rid of me.
Checkd dubs. Tell it to the dust bowl friend.
Haha bruh you wish.
Brayden Gonzalez
Faggot
Dominic Gutierrez
Jeremiah Hill
Nicholas Carter
>neoliberal establishment capitalism April 1st debt slavery no healthcare wealthy elite rofl
>Been 15 years and you silly billies cant get rid of me
That's because you're a lying faggot.
Alexander Ramirez
>estrogen fueled rage intensifies
Evan Roberts
so is he fucking the kid????
Luke Garcia
fucking lost.
raising some other guy's kids really is near-transcendental level of cuckholdry.
Lucas Hernandez
Jason Bell
WOAH MAN LET'S NOT GET CRAZY HERE