Why haven’t you served in the military yet Cred Forums?

why should i?

Been almost 20 years since I got out.

army
nope but im sure some of my NCOs lurk on here from time to time

I decide when i kill people ... not "the state"

Fight for a government that hates your guts and is hellbent on destroying your people? No thanks. Any White man that fights for ZOG needs to get his head examined.

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im in the miltary, im going home everyday its basicly a job

I'd be surrounded by Alien Nationalists.

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What's your MOS

19k tanker.. Gulf War veteran

I wanted to, but my country is retarded and doesn't think we need a millitary.
So I didn't get in.

I was in the Marines so NCO’s is only e-4 and e-5, you’re talking about e-6 through e-9 right?

So the white man shouldn't get military training to defend himself and his nation. Gee I wonder who's behind this post

I'm already serving my country by teaching its children.

I was infantry then I latmoved

Now I’m Brigadier General of 1st Civ Div

Not going to die for this shithole of a country

e5-e9 are NCOs in the army

You think the US is a shithole?

because it's a socialist programme for dumb meat to feel like they're worthwhile, as they have their cute little woodland/desert sleepovers, paid for by people with real jobs.

Mm hmm. So what makes you think your NCOs are on Cred Forums?

This. I'm going to move to Venezuela since it's such a great place to move.

Sounds a lot like every other social program Democrats love.

Medically disqualified. Cost me an appointment to Annapolis. Saw a bunch of doctors over the next year who said the diagnosis on my chart was inaccurate and tried enlist in the Army to fly Apaches. Got turned away that time too. Apparently a few little dry spots on my skin that pop up from time to time qualifies as psoriasis.

STOLEN VALOR!
NCOs are from E4 on up
Corporal to Command Sergeant Major
fucking puke

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because we've had conversations about stupid shit we've seen on this shithole of a website

If you just use them to get training that's fine but fighting overseas for Israeli/American hegemony is senseless. When was the last time the US gov advocated to White interests domestically or abroad?

Look what they did to Serbs for trying to expell Muslims from their midst in the mid 90's. The US offing Gaddafi is why negroids from the sub-Sahara are pouring into Europe like an uncontrollable flood of sewage.

Specialist are most E 4 in the Army

Want ncea level 2 and full drivers licence first. Then imma join the army, then imma attempt to join the SAS.

e4 and up are ncos only in the marines, retard

YOU FUCKIN PANSY IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT. PANSYS LIKE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO THINK AND ONLY SEE THINGS IN BLACK AND WHITE LIKE YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC HIPPY PARENTS.
YOU'RE NOT WORTY OF BEING CALLED AMERICANS!

E4 to e5 are NCOs. E6 and uo are staff NCOs. Fuck off stolen valor punk.

I bet that you wouldn't say that to the face of a friend, USMC O6. Full Colonel.

I've been out 20 years. I dont care what some 0-6 says or thinks. Go to the Pentagon and male some general his coffee.

I already did.

>male some general his coffee
top kek, e1. did you even pass the fuckin literacy section of the asvab? go scrub the latrines.

I'm not american

Must be really bored over there.

Don’t you army boys have anything better to do than bullshit about Cred Forums? What about training?

bro, literally no one talks like that, please stop

>literally
well, i literally have heard just that and similar shit from retarded jarheads.
please go fuck your bunkmate.

Piss off faggot, let this be a lesson to you, he drank himself to death before being some paper pushing cunt. You should learn something from him you sniviliving worm.

E-4 is NOT a not an nco person n the Army.

Wrong answer maggot!why didn't you serve? Caus posting shit in 4cock to get some replys?

this is what we talk about during training

Corporal is a E-4 and is a NCO. There's just so few of them that most of the army forget they exist

Here is an honest answer, because when I got out of school I had two choices, work for a big company and take care of my three bedroom apartment in NYC or be some idiot hippy freak. I chose to work for a big company.
Get your fucking chip off of your shoulder.

Can confirm e5 type right here

I bet that a faggot like you didn't expect an honest answer like that one?

I'll give you $5,000 if you show proof of permanently moving away from the US and renounce your citizenship, with the official documentation. No bullshit.

Oh god. Okay

I guess that makes sense. Sorry for how gay the military is these days, when I was about to get out we got lectures from fucking officers about how women can fight just as well as men.

That’s Obama’s legacy. Feminizing and pussifying our troops

>I'll give you $5000 to dox yourself
go fuck yourself faggot

It's not gay at all, it's just a different path.
I do that myself if I wasn't forced into other stuff in NYC.

Because I have other talents I can monetize and don’t need to be some monkey following orders

What do you mean by "pussifying"? What specific policies do you think have led to this?

That ain't even gonna matter one the ACFT in Oct takes affect cause half the force can't seem to pass it

You fuckin hypocrite. How do you make your money precisely? Did you inherit 100 billion or something?

Well I thought it was pretty silly and gay. Instead of watching videos of slaying bodies we all got sensitivity training

because i'm fat and disabled

Corporal is a E-4 and is a junior NCO. Agree.. most combat units in the Army have corporals.. I was one in 97, 19k M1-A1

Women in combat and transgenders

Because dying for Israel isn’t on my list of things to do while on Earth

Didn't have to. No draft. Paid attention and worked hard in school, so I got a good scholarship and a college degree. Get paid good money.
Didn't have to risk my life for corporate masters.

In companies I'm creative, I never go to those "sensitivy training" things, I'll make something up and never show up to those.

Do you think increased fitness standards are a good thing for the Army, even if it results in a smaller pool of available recruits?

stop looking for excuses treasonous scumbag and go fight for the stars and stripes!

Because I got good grades in HS

Because I take medication

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That's a pretty hypocritical way to look at things, who do you think pays your salary. It's not fuckin magic out of thin air.
Keep thinking that it is and keep your arrogance.

Walking my post

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I will only fight for the 2 bars and 13 stars.

Because when it came time to make that decision we were in a fucking desert for what I perceived to be no solidly good reason. So I didn’t sign even though my score on the ASVAB was high enough they said I could literally choose my career track.

> be from Austria
> have to serve for the army
> tell them at the medical examination I fuck goats in my free time
> they tell me I'm still fit for the army
> tell them I don't want to go
> have to go to the red cross, serving at the ambulant
> telling them I fuck goats wasn't necessary
> profit

Exactly right my dude

Like a Johnny Cash song

>2 bars and 13 stars
UnAmerican scum.

fuck yea. especially for combat arms MOS.
but for something like arcyber its just gonna incentivize soldiers to get out once their contract is up
arcyber is just fucking mess

Fuck man. When I was about to get out I had an interview with my lieutenant colonial (I was a sergeant), he asked me why I wanted out and I said “this military isn’t what it used to be, sir”.

He didn’t say anything.

>Paid attention and worked hard in school

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medical reasons

as for serving the military, i do that full time.

Those who had the balls for serving.. thanks for your serving

this

Because I’m not willing to die for Iraq

Most Army E-4s are Specialists because they have no leadership ability.

America took away states rights.

Rather serve crack then this country

where's that? Look likes DDR/GDR

My parents taught me to have agency over my life and be my own master. I don't need people who don't respect me to change me into a cog in their money machine.

I'll sign a non disclosure agreement. I'm dead serious. I will pay almost anything to make just one America hater leave permanently.

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A mess in what sense?

What if you could get a qt Iraqi wife?

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Just two more years and I'll be through, I won't have to look at you, ugly ugly ugly you, you won't have to look at me, pretty pretty pretty me...

Because I got a scholarship for school and worked so I didn't need the GI bill.

>Excuses
Do you fight on behalf of a nation that isn’t your own? If you answer “no,” you’re a liar

Do you think these reduce overall effectiveness of the military?

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That was C/3/71 ADA, Hardheim, West Germany in 1981. I was a 95B on the security force.

pre existing condition. asthmatic

>colonel

Sorry, misspelled it

And you’re a brainwashed G.I. Joe wanna be. If your president scammed out of a enlisting because of bone spurs none of your country has any credit. Puppet.. Keep listening to Geppetto

Hottest women around.

I'm not retarded

Because Bush was in office when I was the right age and fuck him.

Seems kinda silly compared to the disaster in there now.

Don't think it will matter, once a war breaks out the standards go away and they open the flood gates. But ain't gonna lie, its good its going to be one standard for all across your MOS

NDAs are nothing, just make sure that they're not long term. 6 months is long enough for instance. I was working for a company and some other in the same industry tryed to get me to them. I had no intention of being a treatcherous freak or moving companies, but the one I was working for found out so asked and I do mean asked since it wasn't in my contract to sign and NDA, I didn't mind doing that at all. It was only for six months and they gave me a heafy raise.

bonespurs

They are very distracting

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>America took away states rights.
You just confirmed for me that you are an idiot.

Joint Hypermobility Syndrome

By a long shot, yes. I did 8 years and I’ll be the first one to tell you that women literally make everything 1000000 times more complicated and stupid. Add people pretending to be the opposite sex to this shit and you have a fine fucking mess that we all expect the military to just deal with.

Keep women out except as medical personnel, and for God’s sake keep the trannies out.

Forget to mention the genocide by Serbs against Catholic Croats.

inability to retain soldiers. lack of technical leadership. making it a bitch for soldiers to get incentive pays that they're entitled to leading to a few that have gone to ig after not getting their AIP and SDAP for about 2 years

No I did not. America stripped the south of their state rights which caused the south to seceded from the Union.

That was UN political bullshit, the US wasn't really involved. Blame your UN sacks of shit for that one.

The amount of rape in the military has gotten so bad that it is now considered a threat to national security and the rape of male soldiers have surpassed female soldiers.

tldr
I don't practice the same faggotry as OP.

You're full of shit.

WTF? Cite sources to back that up, I suspect that your a muck raking foreinger.

>women literally make everything 1000000 times more complicated and stupid

How so?

Tell us genius, how did the slave states respond to the Northern States refusal to follow the Fugitive Slave Act. The Northern states were only exercising their States rights after-all?

he has no sources

civillians like me exist who keep soldiers entertained when they are sexually charged, literally a smorgasboard for them

I have and it is fucking stupid.

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Thank you for your service.

Whatever

Still did not give the American gov the authority to bomb them. Why did it invade Iraq, tried to topple Assad, and killed the Iranian general recently? The US gov is by far the biggest terrorist organization in the world. Not only a terror organization but one that pushes destruction upon its own people with cultural-Marxism.

They seceded because they built their economy on free labor and the north made it illegal.

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I'm joining the Air Force in the Spring and becoming either a Cryptologic Language Analyst (I'm learning Japanese in the meantime so I can sharpen my language skills for the ASVAB) or a Comptroller and I'm going to build a wealth portfolio while I'm there. I'm at the very bottom of the totem pole in society, treated like a retard, a child, a scumbag but never like a decent human being so I'm at a dead end with no skills, nowhere else to go, and nobody else to be and can only hope to make lateral changes in jobs. Joining the Air Force will lift me up to a higher spot on the social hierarchy and, from there, I wish to rise even further until I live in the Pinnacle Penthouse of the Woolworth Building.

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least i can do, Mr Bond.

>free labor
Does your car provide free transportation?

Look at this bozo.

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You need to go read the CSA constitution.

You can’t have fuck buddies and pregnant bitches in the same company as men who go to war. What happens if there’s a firefight and a man is wounded but the medic wants to go see about his little barracks bunny girlfriend in the other platoon?

because I'm not poor

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Not the guy you responded to, but a DoD report released in 2012 estimated there were 26,000 cases of sexual assault in the US military that fiscal year. Of those, more than half (~14,000) involved male victims.

washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/20/victims-of-sex-assaults-in-military-are-mostly-sil/

So the Vietnam war was fought on behalf of Israel? You sound fucking retarded.

>Thinking we still go to war for oil

Does that happen often?

I was a homosexual barracks bunny in the early to mid 2000s.

Yes. Also you have females who get pregnant with the intention of avoiding deployment. That happens all the time

What authority, this is the USA, we don't need no stinking authority, we make our own authority. What are you stupid?

>Why did it kill Iranian general
No way it could have been from the fact they were attacking our embassy. No, Iran is innocent in all this, leave them alone!

time for greentext, bunny

21 here, no. Fuck that. Drinking moonshine in the woods while making less than half the buck I do now sure as hell ain't worth it.

Stop with the lies.

Some of the best years of my life was as a JTAC...hooyah!

Probably a good thing you don't serve. There is an intelligence requirement after all.

If only you knew the truth young sapling

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It depends on the enforceability of the agreement. It's simply a civil contract saying that I will not disclose information regarding the transaction. Those are often iron clad.

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I fucked a few female Marines who ended up intentionally getting pregnant to avoid deployment. Don’t lecture me about that

Is there some place I can read more about this? Any publicly available reports regarding this phenomenon?

A few years ago congress approved reforms while Obama claimed that sexual assaults in the military were the biggest threat to national security. Just google this or look at the articles written by the Washington Post, this information is not hidden.

Over 45 now, was deemed medically unfit when I tried back in High School. Was aiming for USMC, scored in the 98th percentile for verbal and mechanical reasoning on the ASVAB, figured I'd be in languages or motor pool type duty.

Got out 5 years ago.

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are we fighting a war in Vietnam or with israels neighbors? fucking retard.

Yea, me.

I did the whole thing and I told you the whole story. It’s true. Alot of them get pregnant to avoid deployments

It's a bummer they seem people medically unfit. There's a bunch of non combat jobs that are undermanned right now.

When I was at the academy, I had a friend who had to face a medical discharge board because something about his heart, but I think he was going to be a finance officer or something like that anyway. Those of us who wanted to fly, or go to afsoc I could understand, they tested the shit out of us, but even then there were waivers for something's.

But what do I know, I'm just a normie now.

how ironic would it be if they got pregnant by a soldier in uniform so they could stay out of one

I'm not disputing anything you've said, but the US military is a large organization, and the anonymous claims of a single soldier don't do much to provide a good view of the big picture.

aim high fagbait

Triple Boomer here, I live north of the Mason-Dixon Line and the Confederates weren't accepting Northerners who didn't want to free the Negro slaves at that time.

Because I am not american.

So because we're fighting in the middle east that means it's because of Israel? You sound fucking retarded but then again you believe Jews control everything.

How does that compare to the standard population? I'm just wondering.

I was in when that happened.

Sexual assault briefings out the ass.

To the point where it became a joke. Like safety briefings before a long weekend "hey, don't rape anybody", or instead of the "Assault Course", "sexual assault course", or "I'm gonna get raped by that test tomorrow"

(((who)))?

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I actually considered but recently started having seizures and dont know why.

They are retarded, to them everything is based on Jews, conspiracy nut job stuff, and flying saucers.

Idk man. I can just tell you about what I’ve seen.

Waiting till I can pass a Urine test before I take my ASVAB.
So, just time really.

JTAC is hardcore shit. Thanks user

Oh boy, we got one of these.

Cause I paid enough attention in school to get into college and get a real job

>SEE THINGS IN BLACK AND WHITE
>LIKE YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC HIPPY PARENTS
Truly a self-parody.

I have diagnosed ptsd but I'm becoming a medstudent because I've always had an interest in biology and life sciences. I'd join up as a base medic or something if it came down to war since the recruiter that called said i wouldn't be eligible for infantry stuff.

You also Air Force?

I bet you believe 9/11 was done by a bunch of pissed off arabs too.

Greater truth was never spoken. But to be honest, it's been changing contantly so much even just in the past decade, nobody is ever going to be able to say it was what it used to be.

We used to joke the only tradition is not having traditions

>it's because of Israel?
Of course. What is the USA's ME policy centered aorund? Israel! Why wasn't/isn't it centered around Saddam Hussein or al Assad? Must be a cohencidence. Just like every recent president praying at the (((wall))). Look at what happens to any politician who does the right thing and questions this unwavering support for the Zionist state such as Jim Trafficant.

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My roommate was on Adderall and got off it to go in.

In basic he was the most spastic motherfucker, always getting yelled at for looking around, always had a confused/shocked look on his face.

Turned out to be a great officer, fly's jets now

Fighting wars for Israel and the bankers should be left to the jews.

92T0 pilot trainee, and got my dd214 out of flight school :(

The Jews are God's rightful chosen and you will serve them willingly or unwillingly you stupid goy.

Because I'm 15

26,000 (reported) cases out of a total of around 1.4million personnel in 2012 works out to a rate of about 1.8/1000. The US DoJ's 2014 Criminal Victimization Report showed a rate of sexual assault of about 1.1 cases per 1000 in 2013. So there's a small but definitely significant difference. Keep in mind that both military personnel and civilians often experience difficulty in reporting sexual assault to proper authorities, so statistics in both domains may not be totally accurate.

GTFO zoomer scum

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A buddy of mine said he got an honorable discharge for breaking his pelvis while showering, but later we found out that he was sexually assaulted and had to have some sort of surgery repair his insides.

Interesting, thanks for looking that up.

god damn i wish they let me in

Fpbp
If I had to choose, maybe the Merchant Marines, but I don't need the military. I'm happy where I'm at.
Retard

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I don't want to spend my life in servitude to private entities using our military to further their existence under the pretense of nationalism.

Perhaps you're a foreign retard muckraker and they don't need you.
Look to yourself before you blame others for your own problems. If it was a company and you put shit resume in front of a hiring manager and your only goal listed was "HALAL, FUCK THE USA" do you think you'd get hired?

Why do shithole, dumb ass OPs post an open question to be read by non-Americans and then get all butthurt when non-Americans reply.
Americans have to be the dumbest people.
And they don't play fair with others - including their allies.
Why would I die in a war started by a country that goes to war about every 5 years so that it can keep it's economy going and make rich people richer.
Why would I ally myself with a nation that would kill you in friendly fire or not work with allies because "We Merrica".

Fuck that. I am glad my country does it's bit for world peace but refuses to jump because some faggot in DC says so for internal political goals.
Let some poor American fuck to that.

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Because soldiering is for disposable subhumans with too many anger issues to hold down a part time job at 7-11.

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> Had cancer
> had surgery for cancer
> beat cancer
> missing several organs and am considered a combat liability

Can't be a firefighter or mma fighter for the same reason. Could probably join the cops though.

Roger. Loved the pilots. Specifically the AC-130 guys out of Hurlburt. Never gave me lip service. I’d usually have to have one of the guys pop off a couple rounds to make it sound like we needed help NOW. Never had to do that with those guys.

this is pathetic. mexico is hardly our ally. they're considered so useless, they're not allowed to have any nuclear weapons. we make sure of that. if they were such friends, we'd allow nukes stationed there to totally own this continent. we have used canada for that but never mexico. they're a failed state and there's less hope for them by the day.

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I was brainwashed. Only years later did I realize the error of my ways.

Glad you made it, user

Haha, that's funny.

Most people out of Hurlburt are the real deal.

AF NCO lurking.

How is it hypocritical? Smedley Butler won Medal of Honor twice. Was highest ranking Marine. Wrote a book called, War is a Racket, after he realized the armed forces are the muscle of corporations.
If it were a question of defending my country--meaning friends, family, home--I would gladly serve.
But it isn't.
Wise up, son.

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Alpha male in 2019.

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This is reality. If you want to serve in the military, if you want to test yourself in combat, that's your choice.
But don't imagine that the choices you make have significance for anyone but yourself.
If you want to do something, do it for yourself, not for approval by people you don't even know.
Because no one gives a shit.

I would have loved to join the air force as a pencil pusher for gubment bucks, but it's too late. I have four dogs to take care of, and they don't allow pets.

Throw in free pet care and pet-allowed housing and I would gladly join for sure.

I am? But Im not an idiot so i joined the Air Force.

But i really am an idiot and went aircraft maintenance

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4F

It's good if you have a little extra money to invest. I bought a few shares of Lockheed Martin a year ago at $300 each. Now they're sitting at $439.

Because i'm not retarded.

>be from Europe
>Wake up to news on sister getting raped for the 3rd time today
>Profit?

seborrheic dermatitis on my scalp and was denied.

Cause I know America isn't in the right. They're literally doing it for money. This info was based off from what a sergeant told me when I went to go play some billiards with him. And this is not the first time.

Not interested in dying for the interests of Israel personally

hey dumbfuck, here's a thought
maybe you can get a non combat job in the military
truth is your a fucking coward

Most people know the military has non-combat jobs. How can we be cowards if we're safe in an office?

Hey dumbfuck, perhaps we really don't like what the government is doing?

Nice try, shill.

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You're

saaaaame

was enlisted for 14 years, picked up a skill. Got out, sell that skill back to military to the cool tune of ~$250k a year as a contractor.
No bullshit, no working parties, and govt kisses my ass now ultimately because I work on the thing that they taught me to work on.

I did it, democracy is worth defending.

Did you just come out of a time machine, boomer? The year is 2020. Who gives a fuck about vietnam? What a fucking retard you are.

Fpbp

whats your afsc planebro

Yes, you uneducated faggot

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Cause I have a missing kidney and no cartilage in my left knee. Getting the short end of the genetic stick sucks.

Because these anons are all too big a pussy to join up.

USMC 7051

fpbp

4 years Navy Reserve, 8 years National Guard. Joined for college money, degreed did fuck all for me, but holy shit that Top Secret security clearance set me up for success!

MOS?

Much better to work minimum wage at a job where you get 0 respect.

Which section of the UCMJ bans Cred Forums browsing?

I'm crippled physically and mentally. I'd just be a liability.

Because I'm 36 and a skilled tradesman.