YLYL

YLYL
You post dumb pasta or faggot tranny shit you win

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous /r/atheism frontpage posts, and I have over 300 confirmed facebook debate wins. I am trained in theology and I’m the top debater on this entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of atheists across the Scandinavian peninsula and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can convince you that god doesn't exist in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare intellect. Not only am I extensively trained in debate, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my local library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this website, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, skytard.

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beautiful

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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What's the original image of that look like?

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horseshit tier meme, inventor must be so proud

Oh it's the same image. Got it.

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I severely doubt that statistic, there are some pretty fine trans girls out there, and I cant be the only one who would partake of them. More like 75% wouldn't.

degenerate

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I could have gone an entire lifetime without seeing that.

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Humanity was a mistake

But you were lucky enough not to

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I'd watch an entire feature length porno of Squidward fucking Mrs. Puff before id ever want to see that abomination again...

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I have so much to show you

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Mother of Pearl...

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I mean she had to surface for air eventually.

"air"

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One day on a shit thread very much like this one an user told a story. A story of a squirrel named Sandy and an unfortunate lab accident.

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>radiator
>furnace
Fucking britbong

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>not believing clear statistics about what percentage of population is homosexual
>not knowing that number is about 2%
>not knowing how to math the plus and minus of 100 and 2
>shiggy,muh niggy

Because of hatred? No.
Because of taste? Yes. They are straight, after all.

Lost

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Jesus wept