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That's not even funny that's just sad, ultimate combination of friend zoned cuck
>Imagine Drew Pickles from tv show Rugrats
>Now imagine Peter Griffin from Family Guy
>Think of them having TEH GEY SEX!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Actual true story inbound
Where is the story inbound?
It has been told since time immemorial
Long cat Revolution
What happened to the food?
It was eated by Stalin
She probably has not figured out the market value of single moms, else she would not have had friend zoned him.
Women are a mistake
I need some backstory here
these two will LEARN to put the fucking lotion in the basket.
Hiiiiiiiiiiii I'm claire
What a bunch of cunts. Poor girl.
kill it with fire
Lost
I cumded when she started to nosebleed
>claire
White knight faggot
Yes I'm claire
nice self-own
consider therapy
Yeah my dick got hard. A lot of videos like that on live leak.
I have a psychiatrist for my depression but thank you.
Right, because ganging up on someone is totally aok and not a degenerate behaviour. But if calling me white knight makes you feel better, whatever.. What a spastic..
>No
ok, then
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
WHY IS THIS MAN DOING BUSINESS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP!? SWAMPS ARE NO PLACE FOR BUSINESS!
So its only anal or blowjobs? No actual pussy? Who would want a "girl" with no pussy? Do guys/girls suck your cock? How does a "girl" GET a blowjob? Or is a transgirl something totally different from a cisgirl?
bout right mate.
Fuken finaly
WHEN I WAS 17 EVERYONE WAS A DINOSAUR BOOGALO
Regular faggot
>women are being cunts towards another woman
There you go, bud
It'd have been better if the kid was a niglet
You're dealing with mentally disabled here, don't expect sensible answears
Not even funny
not gonna lie, this shit is fun as hell.
Honest to God id still smash
Venezuelans would like to know too.
Explain please? He bought a wheelchair from a gangster before going home to rape his paralyzed daughter?
>that's just sad
foreal man how could the guy keep doing that to himself fuck just move on
It's the guy who hit his daughter.
what if i told you 97% of bernie viewers are male and 102% of them are homosexuals?.jpg
get a gun
Personally wouldn’t touch this bitch with a ten foot pole but this guy obviously wants her bad enough to wait it out. His lack of self respect and orbiter habits are gonna turn off any guy who might’ve saw past the kid and how impossibly trashy and retarded this bitch is. She’ll always have the upper hand because this guy is dumb as shit but he’ll be her only option by the time that kid is in grade school
Still don't get it. Why couldn't he just rape her the old fashioned way, spine intact? What does it matter that the wife passed away?
You look 18 and 35 at the same time
now the daughter cant run away, nor will said wife call the police on him.
Have you ever considered that maybe you have depression because you're a fucking tranny nigger
Every fucking godamn time.
>he’ll be her only option by the time that kid is in grade school
perhaps but if she doesn't see it in him now then I'd doubt she see it in him later in life. It really puzzles me how people like himself could exist
kys
Also, like a massive faggot
If i kill my self because of this comment, you're going to be responsible you faggot.
Did you make that comic yourself? It's kind of autistic
IMAGINE THINKING YLYL IS STILL THREAD WORTHY, OMEGALUL.
Unless he's incredibly annoying for whatever reason, this.
no, it wasn't me.
well why does she still call him by "daddy" if that's not him.
As a father, this pains me deeply. These girls clearly don't know how to punch.
kek
golden reaction gif
Lost at "oh god I'm scoobing"
Racial humor is such a tasty beverage.
don't worry user, I kekked
Am I the only one that kinda likes the lgbt -djshsbdjx crowd. They are literally comedy gold. I dont understand why people get so upset about it. Its a free freak show.
fapping
I mean. At least the girl is appreciative. Still cringe and I feel bad, but if the dude just lays it down I'm sure he'd have a chance. A strong backbone is just as good as big cock.
Because they are the establishment. And many of them are borderline communism or socialist retards
I kekked hard
dude, dress up like a MAN
I mean, what did you expect?
But user, how could you be sure it was because he said it, and not when your Father did?
>Its a free freak show
i wont disagree with you there but they seem to be related to the cancel culture piranhas that infest every walk of life that is becoming a little out of hand if I'd say
>I wouldn't touch this bitch
Bro, it's 2020, you don't need to stay in the closet.
*comunist
dubs are noted but the more they are tolerated the stronger they roll. Yes, laugh at these faggots but don't give their delusions any merit.
Oh believe me I dont.
Nah, once she finds a new guy and he finds it weird she will kick her "bestfriend and father of her child" to the curb.
Then, when she gets knocked up again and the real father leaves again. She will call him back.
A woman made you. You were a woman's mistake obviously. #shouldaborteddatparasite
Hey louddumbbitch, if you gonna hate, hate universally, you irrational, manic rapebait. Everybody sucks, not just womens.
you fucked up
huhuyhyy arktac monkey hahaha
Yeet that kid off a cliff.
thread saved
Hi, Claire. Kill yourself.
Lost
No it was shadman... a guy who regularly draws loli including of irl girls and once drew a naked pic of his literal mother
Plus he's kinda gay
Jesus, the irony.
james woods is a fucking savage
Yes, you are clairely a man.
>youtube fanboy
Not talking shit, I'm there too.
Based
Those aren't uploaded by peterson and the titles are clickbaity misleading bs
Shit, wrong language. My mistake.
Is this suppose to be entertaining? Do you know where you are? You sound like you’re 12.
Cub
Fuck off, trap faggot.
Why are you watching porn with a guy in it? Are you some kind of fag?
Why the long face?
what the fuck is that physique?
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
It hurts everytime.
the hammer and sickle has been poorly shopped in
Damn nigga, you got me again.
correct.
it's fake you faggots.
Twist: He’s fucking the kid
>the right side of history
so did hitler. the far right.
At least the kid is white
Nice feet
kek. fuck the chinese
instant marriage.
I think everyone can relate to this
IM SCOOBIN BROOOOOO
Finally, the thread is perfect
as a matter of fact, you have just conclusively proven to be an idiot. congratulations.
no you are not
He probs sold them all after KOBE
at least the child has two adult influences i guess.
cucked influences though, but its a girl child so it doesnt matter.
Someone, somewhere rolled quints
Where were you when it happened?
This shits so much fun, although I've never done it in the ocean as I'm afraid of the deep. I do it in the great lakes and look at the sunken ships and shit.
kek
Heil Hortler
So what if a woman made me? Don't fucking moralize on my thread nigger
>eating a 50 cent meal while also trying to help others
>conservatives still get triggered
Because its spreading through brainwashing the liberals allow upon children and it completely ruins lives
kekked and checked
my sides
Yeah man. Like, I know a LOT of single moms and the dating stigma is real. This girl is a dipshit.
Maybe it‘s just late, but this shit made me giggle and I don‘t appreciate it.
>using a guy to cuck himself
Дypaк
honestly
No, you're Carl
this just makes me sad
I’d fuck that orc. Straight up
die
he paid the guy to run over his daughter
God bless fart bob
sigh... i hate when someone says, loudly, how ignorant they are
Alright lads I'm going to sleep. G'night
My wife likes him
Nice feet
Jesus that was some serious bait
Great, not only do it's legs not work but it's also retarded
I'm a dad too user. Definitely teaching my daughter how to throw a punch when she's a little older.
...
>be me
>a tall muscular man
>witness that poor damsel in distress get assaulted by those wenches
>IWILLSAVEYOUMLADY.JPG
>run up and punch all those bitches in their heads as hard as I can
>they fall over in pain
>one is even having a seizure
>FEAR NOT MLADY YOU ARE SAFE NOW
>she runs off screaming
>ohwell.png
>realize I can fuck all these unconscious bitches
>dump a load into each of them
>one of them wakes up while I'm thrusting
>punch her in the head again so she goes back to sleep
>everythingturnedoutokay.gif
Every obese or trans person is the future apparently. Why are some people such flaming attention whores?
And she also said she was one of the lucky people, sick of her hype but she aint no villain. I just fardedd and shiddedd 7:^')
The fuck is this creature gonna model for, straitjackets?
Only a burger would consider a family of three eating a healthy cheap meal as awful
They have to drive to spend ten dollars on their McDonald's breakfast
It’s because people in positions of power tend to put them on a pedestal. Also the whole transitioning kids thing is fucked up
Jokes on her what if hes a pedophile and this is how he gains access. lol!
F
Sometimes i like rednecks
This user knows the score.
the fuckin Chad
10/10 would stuff, baste, and put in an oven a 400° for 2 hours
I think its around 40min per pound of weight, so a little longer user
Rakesh is a rude little boy.
Femanon here. I think he's pretty brilliant.
TITS or GTFO
If anyone rambled incoherently for hours on end, I'm sure you'd find meaning in it.
Didn't pay for insurance, paid the price later
Ithorian
Check'd dubs
>Fucking lost
2015 called and they want their craic back
>Be me
>See gril getting bullied
>She's cute
>This is bullshit
>Why are they doing this?
>supersaiyangod.jpg
>ultrainstinct.rar
>moonwalk onto the scene
>launch my kamehameha wave at 3 of the bitches
>spirit bomb the main bitch
>blast them into the moon
>moon fuckin explodes
>instant transmission into space and bitch slap them into the Sun
>they disintegrate on impact
>teleport back down to Earth
>extend a hand out to m'lady
>"you're safe now"
>"thanks, you're a nice guy. I hope you make some girl happy some day."
>mfw
sauce/more? Totally hetero btw.
>OH GOOOD I"M SCOOOOOOBIIIING
my fucking sides. this meme cannot get any better
15 minutes per pound at 350.
Fucking c'mon, guys.
Also, if you're not smoking it, you're wasting it.
That's a shitty Denzel mean mug.
I've got bad news for you, user...
So we're criticizing her for eating now?
Thats so fucking confusing. I was sure trans disabled would mean something absurd like "their gender is disabled". And I wouldnt even compredend that
>fucking single moms suck man and fuck society ruining kikery...
>lol cuck wanting to be a father and having a family lol fucking cuck
You idiots are dumb. If they are exclusive to each other he is just a step dad and will probably raise the kid to NOT BE a fucking dead beat dad or single mom
You have a problem you incel soy fags hate but you also hate the solution.
Obviously dont date a single mom whose fucking other men or cheating. Yet if it's just her and you then you can have your own kids and actually fix a problem. Instead of subjecting the poor kid to all the problems of single mother hood
Debate me faggots. Wait you cant. You legit just want more single mothers and dead beats to exist instead of someone just pretty much being a step dad. Kikes
Post more totally female claire (with an enlarged clitoris)
No. Your real name is Jonathan and you live near Ontário/CN. Clair is your cousin name and you adopt it for you sick fetish. You are desgracing your entire family. You father barely talk to you and your mother cry under the shower to no one listen.
>triggered goy using meme responses because he is in that exact situation.
kys
gotta be fake
why would she excessively point out he's just a friend?
He's obviously a business-ogre you dimwit.
Tell me more of this Jonathan fellow.
cuck mentality
Well then you're a stupid fucking cunt
Okay, this actually made me giggle.
He’s playing the long game retards. Soon the kid will be legal.
Also to be clear there is NO GO zones
>if the kid is under 5 years old [baby]
>The mother is still fucking or seeing the father outside of some court room shit
>the kid is black or mixed
>she tells you to pay for her kid or keeps asking for money
>she doesnt give you sexual favors
>she denies you the ability to have kids with her [if she says no more kids. RUN]
>she neglects her child to go party
>if having a family and marriage is something she is against
>she talks about business women shit [i.e a shitty mother]
Also if the child is a female. Over 5. White and the mom did get fucked over it's not cucking.
Cucking is either raising a half black mid OR if you date a girl and another man fucks her. Otherwise in a perfect alignment you are just a good dude who will just cum in her anyway and have your own kids too.
Which is better than a child having no father and probably ending up causing more shitty family situations. fix the problem in the right way.
>What long game is this retarded user talking abo- Ohhhh...
lost
>i just imagined the story
POST MORE CLAIRE YOU FAGGOTS
>beating it to a guy doing a woman instead of a woman doing another
AMENO. OMENARE IMPERAVI AMENO
>When the NPC crashes on game assets of Elder Scrolls
Lost
>I stand on the right side of history
Fun fact: This shirt was worn by Napoleon Bonaparte at the battle of Waterloo
It was a trolling.
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Claire?
>no greentext
YOU ARE NOT AN INTELLECTUAL, YOU ARE A FAKE AND A FRAUD
Eat a dick, fagmo. Women are alright.
>Claire de Lunatic
Nice feet
>imagine speaking such a pig language
I’m glad big iron became a meme. It’s pretty cool.
Kek.
Too bad it’s probably fake. Otherwise What was the point of his tweet? Was he really curious? Women don’t like facts.
Correct
Conservative here. Can’t help but feel a lot of the forced memes and misquotations about her are backed by corporations, government actors, etc.
Counterpoint: market prices are distorted by over regulation and the fact that everyone else has insurance. If I go to the doctor, he charges the insurance $500, insurance pays him 100 and I pay 50. If you go without insurance you have to pay $500. And insurance is super expensive because insurers have to cover diabetic fatties and million dollar treatments to keep grandma’s corpse breathing another month. You’re a brainlet if you don’t think the American medical price model is fucked.
Nioce
You are utterly delusional. The guy isn’t indefensible but you write like you have a mental disorder and a 70 iq
huehueheuhuehueheheueheueu
Based
>not needing to post the greentext
>still read the first few lines in my head
I think you are my favorite shit poster
This retarded style of comedy somehow made me laugh. Wtf is wrong with me.
>newfag kill yourself this is comedy gold
oh no
FtM, trans is a crime
My sides in orbit with that kick at .55
fuck im an amateur thinking 40min.... i would have ruined that!
What a cuck
topkek
>ppppfffpbpptpfppppffffttpffttttt
words to live by
and you are mentally ill.
Fuking keeeekkkkkk
Nazism is a leftist ideology.