Have to say, having a big dick substantially improves one's life

Have to say, having a big dick substantially improves one's life.

- It's a huge confidence boost. You never have to worry about being big enough, before I became sexually active I thought porn dicks were normal size.
- The reaction and look on a girls face when she sees it for the first time. Forget what they tell you when size doesn't matter.
- Girls will fuck you simply for your cock. I post online and girls regularly message me for hookups.
- Being able to get laid whenever you want, I've got a long list of girls I could hit up - and old fuck buddies and girlfriends will slide into my DMs even when they have a boyfriend.

Have a lovely day Cred Forums

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>inb4 yeah but those aren't the girls you want to be with anyway
cope

literally no one but yourself....

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There's honestly not enough time in the day to post all the content I have :)

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lets see you fucking some girls

He's coping. Everything you say is as straight forward as 2 + 2.

damn big cumshot too

why is your cum like water?

Big cope.

Playing with dirty sluts and wholesome girls isn't mutually exclusive. And sorry to say, but even the good girls like a big cock.

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that's what my coom looks like after eating a bunch of oysters

damn, got kik? would love to show you my gf

why use a condom in her ass? you've probably never had sex with anyone but this cunt

>honestly
still, no one cares cutie pie

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Most girls find cervical stimulation deeply unpleasant - like having someone else touch your eyeball

My girl has an unnaturally small vagina and has to use the kid speculum at the gyno - if my dick were any bigger, discomfort would make our sex life miserable

The market for the world's smallest pussy or biggest dick is the minority, but whatever works for you

The only women I know who gave a shit about dick size were working through some child molestation trauma

>Condoms
GTFO

>why use a condom in her ass

shes got stds

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heres a question, if you have such a fucking sick big dick porno life with constant fucking why are you wasting time bragging about it to losers on Cred Forums? hmmmmmm

why did you post a picture of a little dick with that story?

that's great but please just post moar of your dick

its not a little dick but more importantly its probably not his own dick

not practicing safe sex smh fam

small dick detected

Having been with all shapes and sizes - some girls really don't like a big cock, it's true.

But actually, they're in the minority. And the biggest cope of all is refusing to believe that.

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more cumshots?

You mamá must love big cocks, that's how you got yours

I agree, there is truth in what you say.

But have you gotten the girl you love? Or is she with someone else?

all this guy got with that dick is so disgusting asian? Lmao I'd kill myself if I was fucking Asian with that dick while nigs are fucking girls like this

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Happy to prove it :)

Now this is the sucky part. I'd give up all the hoes in the world for a real connection.

Boy you really never learned about Venn diagrams in school did you?

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rad cope post bro
do it again with an 8 panel pic this time

And there you have it.

You've been filtering hoes with the big dick attitude you got. Alot of girls don't care that much about size and care more about the person that's attached to the pp.

Maybe girls noticed your big dick attitude, tought you were a douche (which could be completly wrong), and avoided you?

Op is larping faggit. Also prolly 12. Other 12 year olds are falling for his bait tho.

Where do you post your dick online where you get messages?
I have a decent size dick and 9/10 girls fall in love with it where they want it more often.

Truth. I'm a little over 8" and slightly girthy. Seeing the look on a girls face when you whip it out is priceless sometimes. The only downside is that some girls legit cant take your size and can make sex kinda meh.

I made the post for a bit of a laugh but I'll give a more realistic perspective now.

Size does matter, but not to the extent that guys make it out to be. Girls do care more about (exactly as you said) the person it's attached to, and that's true just as often for hoes too. And in the bedroom, being able to satisfy a girl actually has very little to do with size - it's more of a helping hand.

You'll have far more success with women just being a geniuine person, being educated, fun to be around, etc. Online persona aside, I think I tick a lot of these boxes.

My problem is that I lead a double life as a sex addict, taking the easy road paved with hoes. And don't give put enough attention and focus on pursuing meaningful relationships with good girls.

Now, back to shitposting.

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another shit tier asian lol

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...

I agree. You're a pretty cool guy OP.

I understand that the easy road has alot of pussy on it. Everybody would've have problems with that (including myself). I've been with a few hoes myself (alot less than yourself) and it always felt empty as fuck. I hope you consider chasing good girls, it'll make you alot happier. Besides that, maybe some guy is fucking the girl you should be with, bcuz you were busy with hoes.

Keep up the shitposting, godspeed.

This girl is actually an Australian half-asian girl. Thick in all the right places and a total demon in the sack.

Blondes don't really do it for me btw. Start posting some brunettes and I might start to feel a little envy

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>no balls
>no muscle mass
>trying to push the skin down around the base

>Thick in all the right places
lol no

this is thick in all the right places

you're posting shit tier asians

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Forgot one
>fucks asian hookers

big d + ugly girl = L

It’s fun

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#1 isnt true.
The rest of your points dont even matter.

>white male
>fucks asians
really shooting for the fence there bubba. by far they are the easiest ethnicity to lay

You're really obsessed with black guys, huh?

Thanks user. I've been changing slowly, at the very least the girls I hook up with now are more akin to good friends and you don't feel as empty afterwards.

Still keeping an eye out for the right one. I'm a picky motherfucker.

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Too bad it was mutilated at birth

gloating on Cred Forums is like being rich by owning a goat in africa

Couldn’t do anything about it user

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Your dick hella recognisable. Haven't spoke to you in what... a year? Maybe more. Last time you were nailing some cucking some dude by nailing his hot milf gf

Still in the deep end with the yellow fever eh?

You dont have to tell me user

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Haha - UK user right? It's been a while.

Very deep my friend. Don't think I'll ever shake it off.

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Good memory. Yep, nailed it.

and right there with you dude. Find the innocent ones and corrupt them until they're totally depraved. You still like premade slutty ones?

Tbh, not saying I'm huge or anything, but I get this.
Am really fucking happy about not having a small dick, I don't know what guys with small dicks do when they sleep with a girl the first time..
I mean do you warn her before? Is it like a surprise and hope she doesn't nope the fuck out/laugh?

there he is, this same faggot, every single FUCKING day on Cred Forums, god just kill yourself man, you must be one ugly son of a bitch , how many times have you posted that same pic?

How've you been keeping? If you drop me a kik on reddit it'd be good to chat.

Purged reddit. Waste of time tbh. Though I'm saying that while lurking here lol.

Still have the same old kik available,hmu. QJzip

Got anything with a girl? Just jerking off by yourself is creepy.

Any videos of cumshots?

Alright I got a small dick, around 5 inches but thin. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I feel like you were just dealt such a good card. The whole confidence boost is 100% true. I work out and stuff but at the end thats all one can do.

If that's big then I'm in a good spot thankfully.
Still being an autistic fuck doesn't really motivate me to have a gf.

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My dick doesn't pass the toilet paper test either. And there's nothing I can do about my personality let's be real that shit is pretty damn concrete and out of your control.

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You ever talked to women about the size of dicks they came across? Apparently most dudes are around 5,5-6.. You're not that far off, so don't be too hung up on it.
Some women actually prefer a smaller dick cause bigger ones hurt them if you're going too hard. I'm a good 7 and been asked to go easy multiple times before.

Girls 80% of the time prefer big dick from my experience

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length wise im not too bad but im not girthy. It literally makes it look like OP's dick is 4 times bigger than mine just because of girth. And no I've not spoken to girls ive had sex with about dicks, i just tend to use mouth/fingers alot more but I feel like its almost humiliating how much bigger some guys are from me

True- having even a slightly big dick has gotten me 75% of the pussy I've had

OP here.

You can't control the size of your dick, so don't obsess over it - all the shitposting on the internet is just that. Think of it like a girl with a really tight pussy - it's nice to have but not the only thing thats going to make sex enjoyable for you.

Keep using your hands and mouth. Learn to dirty talk and know that foreplay starts long before the bedroom. If you can get inside a girls head and turn her on that way you've got nothing to worry about.

I meant ask women you don't have sex with.
Guys underestimate the value of having a girl whose just a friend, you can learn a lot.
More often than not, we worry about dick size way more than women.

Women don’t care about dick too much. It IS important 100% but most don’t care if you’re not 7+ inches but definitely will like if you were

This. It's like us with tits, really.

Sex has definitely been enjoyable so far but I feel like my life would be better if I was bigger Like I can picture a 3 way(no homo) with me, u and a chick and I wouldn't really feel like a proper man, even though I can snap you like a twig. Or just shit like parties I'd have so much confidence.

Not OP, but that's stupid, bro.
Women notice you way more if you're built, I know cuz I used to be. A smaller/average dick doesn't make you less of a man.
Unless you're like below 4inches, then they'll probably talk about you with friends lol..

It's pretty fun

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Yeah I mean my physique is definitely the reason why I've had success with a decent amount of girls (11 at 24) but as I said I just think everything would be easier if I was bigger. Last time I send a dick pick she said "that would fit nicely into my ass". fuck. Ive not been with a proper thick girl but I sometimes fear I won't even be able to penetrate the walls on doggy

Being pretty hung myself i walk a different path = i give too much attention to girls who are bad for me, thinking that they're good.
Just a different perspective on things. I'm not much of a hoe fucker.

There you go, I'm a bit older and I'm at 10.

>"that would fit nicely into my ass"
I'd be fucking ecstatic if a girl said that to me. She still wants it, the fuck's the problem?
I've been with fatties and you're not missing out, trust me.

Having a big dick it's better. Shocker.
We can go on with our lives now.

I feel ya user I'm only about 6" but thin as well. No one's ever said anything about it but it's always bothered me

Who pulls out and moves to the side to cum like that

If it makes you feel any better the 2nd girl i ever had sex with was in really short brunette who im not even joking was to tight that even with a litre of lube OP wouldn't be able to get in. Me with my slim jim were perfect fit. How the fuck do I wife such a person? (she turned a bit crazy so i lost contact with her)

It did fit nicely, the anal was hella good but the vaginal was meh since she was on the loose end.

> Having a big dick
At same time you post a pic where your fingers are white because you press skin into bone so hard

I'm 28 and at 46 girls.. y'all suck at tindering

You need a big dick now more than ever since girls are all overweight and strive for giant asses.

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I don't use tinder, most of my hookups are from random uni one night stands after clubbing that turn into fuck buddies

>have 18cm dick
>too big for my ex
>she breaks up with me eventually because I always hurt her on bed
18cm isn't even THAT big yet I'm facing such bullshit issues

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Big dicks are linked to low intellect. Mentally handicapped people often have very big ones. It was spotted even by Ancient Greeks, they laughed at big dicked barbarians considering them being more retarded and mentally undeveloped than Greeks.

Have a lovely day Cred Forums

I have 18 cm and consider myself average at best

another big dick dude here.
not sure your size, but i just push over 8" and i always get a comment on it on everyone i've fucked.

disagree with everything you've said. i'm still unhappy and lonely. i don't care about a women wanting to fuck me.

it's one less thing i worry about, that's about it.

the fuck? I'm 19.5-20 and that hasnt happened to me. Although the last girl I was with called it big a lot.

Rubbers piss me off, so I never gave a shit about Tinder

That's how I figured my last ex had a low N-count is she said I was big. I'm thought well if I'm big you probably haven't seen too many dicks

No one's buying this man

>Big dicks are linked to low intellect.
You're not fooling me Tyrone.

Nurse here. Looks like your dick has some thrush on the glans. You should get yourself some clotrimazole cream to treat it.

Na I'm just a short ugly bald broke ass loser. Plus I'm in my 50's so all I match up with is tore up roasties and grandma's. Good times...

>cope.mpeg

Ancient Greek also prefeared to fuck amongst themselves because women had 0 value to them. But this thought, no matter how satisfying it would be to bring back older ways about women, is pure faggotry.
And it makes a faggot of you. A tiny dicked one.

Hey/b/, small dick here, pic related.
5"6 tall / 125lbs, get misgendered often.

I have had 22 sexual partners, female and male. I have participated in 3-somes, orgies, nude modeling, you name it. Not once has the size of my penis affected my life, and that is for a very simple reason:

I do not associate with shallow and superficial people, and therefore, shallow and superficial ideas do not haunt my spaces.

You can surround yourself with those that degrade, or those that nurture. The choice is yours.

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You're posting a lot of black dudes I notice.

>shit tier asians

this is all subjective my man, I think the girls he posted are quite nice looking

I dont know how you're so confident about your size, you're like literally HALF the size of OP

>a literal fag doesn't care about being able to give a woman a good dicking
Fuck off.

this cant be real

And the OP proves that.

all the females I've been with enjoyed it quite a bit, we shared many orgasms together

didn't need a big pp ^^
don't let porn poison your mind
What's not real about it?
That there exists a reality outside of your perceived narrative?? That femboys with small dicks can have a sex life?

you people hold yourself back in so many ways. it's all optional. I used to self-hate and hold myself back, too. people find confidence and self love to be very attractive qualities. When you start to like and appreciate yourself, others will, too

plus it helps that I'm cute as a button!

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my point is, don't let threads like this one fuel your self hatred. You don't need that "thing" that you don't have to be happy. The sooner you learn this, the happier you will find yourself

take it from the highly bullied, small dick, girly looking boy all his life!

>>being able to give a woman a good dicking

A lot of women are dumb niggers. Many don't deserve anything.

And you have nothing to do, so you post this bs on Cred Forums.

I'm drinking coffee sitting by a fire place at 7:30pm on a nice winter evening

my current activity is this, and talking to people on Cred Forums ^^ I have something to do and this is it. I might read later, and visit my brother

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Listen dawg, didnt mean to be rude to you. good on you that you're happy. My dick is just slightly below 8 inches, and I'm still unhappy as fuck. So there you go.

The only part of this that’s true is being comfortable and confident about sex. Girls with small vaginas don’t usually like big dicks. Sometimes it actually sucks because you can’t fuck girls as hard as you want. Not saying I wish I had a small dick, but girls won’t fuck you for a big dick. Girls want high status men with resources

We can only find our own comfort within ourselves user

I never used a rubber with a tinder girl. I guess I'm lucky

Average in the US is around 13,5cm.. you need to unporn your brain.

Big...
Really, kys.

I don't trust people enough to do this. I read a ton and developed a huge phobia of STD's so I don't fuck woman I've just met.
The fact that I've known women who secretly have some shit like HPV and never tell anyone didn't help.

I have a large penis and my female friends tell me I'm cute.
What's the secret to Tinder or online posting in general? The only matches I get are the occasional hamplanet

My dick is 17 cm and 14 cm round and i think im small but aparantly im thick

To clarify:
I've had girls cheat on their bfs with me, I've had girls tell me they're addicted to my dick, I've hired escorts that are surprised I hired them because they told me I could easily find someone on my own. The problem is they're all pretty spaced out time wise and some sort of issue always prevents someone from being a repeat partner for long, usually work schedules and distance.

Actually what I do is look at sex workers/friends. A bunch of my female friends have seen my dick and a few of them have actually let me fuck. The few who haven’t occasionally ask for pictures and we’ll just get off with each other. Sex workers are harder though. It’s really a toss up if they find your dick attractive. Pic related, she’s a sex worker I used to really interact with

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posting ur dick on /b has to be the gayest thing i've ever seen for someone bragging about being a ladies man...

Bi sexuals are a thing?

I guess it's cool to have a big dick if you are gay. Gay guys really like big dicks. Not so great if you are straight. Most girls hate it when you punch them in the cervix. That's why they prefer normal-sized dicks. Unless they have had a couple of kids or fuck horses. Then your big dick is okay. As for virgins: Your dick scares the fuck out of them. Get ready for rape charges if you do get it in one of them, when they need surgical repair.

My friends are always complaining about dick pics that I'm afraid to this

Well yeah it’s definitely a MASSIVE risk I guess I’ve just been lucky. I have sent it to one friend who definitely didn’t like it but she was nice enough to keep it between us

>consider
>average
thats not how average works you absolute fucking retard
kys

Legit question for all of you; How do I actually get laid off of having a big dick (been told its large by practically every girl thats seen it)? Its not like you can put a picture of it on tinder

Hint it on tinder. My go to is (I’m 6’ and x”) x being your length. They’ll either realize what you meant or they’ll call bullshit about your height and you can answer with “that wasn’t a measure of my height”