Britney Spears Is God
Britney Spears Is God
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Britney Spears is dumb cunt
Fondly remember her 'Toxic' video. Many hnngs were had. She is the chick I wanted to see naked more than anyone else in the 90's, except maybe Elisha Cuthbert.
Shame she got so fucked over by the entertainment industry.
yep
How is she now, OP? You a fan generally, or just of the teen goddess Britney?
I thought she died a couple years ago. Is she still alive?
Teen Goddess. She really impacted me.
Teen goddess 100%
She probably *should* have died in 2007 when she had her meltdown. IIRC she tried to hang herself, but was found just in time.
I like the girl in the background even more than that old hag
>Shame she got so fucked over by the entertainment industry.
And now she can't even access her hundreds of millions of dollars because her father won't let her
Granny LOL
Prime look
Britneyism is the belief that Britney's sexual impact on you is a spiritual thing, Nobody ever matched her masturbatory impact on me. And I honestly believe that's supernatural. I just havent figured out what it is or Her plan.
Has anyone else felt this?
you should leave her alone
Hahaha you think you're protecting her by keeping her followers from pursuing what she wants them to pursue?
Wheres your god now??
In 1999
God I miss 1999...
My favorite Britney
Spears is a Florida ditch pig.
Or 98...
Or 97...
Britney would cuck Jesus and leave that faggot limp.
TFW I just realized Britney is the same age as me
We have to go back!
youtube.com
A simpler, basic time. I don't think that's a fucking coincidence.
Approaching granny here
#Prime indeed
Circus era
Holy shit, I wish modern bands had an idea of good choreography. This is dope and their moves aren't even complicated.
Love her flexibility
Dat face is looking presidential.
I've had more sex to Britney images than any other human being. Its not even fucking close.
She might be the most fapped to celeb of all time
Hail to the first female Commander in Chief
I'd say yes. Perfect time for her to come along. Internet was blossoming. MTV was still relevant. The perfect storm. How many teen and grown men dicks did she launch?
I'd vote for her, after Trumps 2nd term
she was never special, certainly fuckable 20 years ago but that's all
get some taste
You get some taste
wtf, is it 2010 again or some shit?
Why come nobody posted this yet? It's a'ight.
Not gonna happen.
>third term
OP you have good taste
Where is this from?
Fuck you, faggot.
You stumbled into Britney's church then you're gonna talk shit? Disbelieving cucks like you will hang from your testes when She takes over.
I miss MMC too.
not op but that shot is from Everytime music video (the only song Britney wrote herself)
Holy shit.That's fucking lit. Not what I expected.
So do you. Good appreciation for prime B.
She made shaving your pussy mainstream legit.
Fuck yeah!! Groom City!
The ending to the Everytime music video where she kills herself in the bathtub. I believe the nipples you see at the end of the gif are photoshoped in.
Shes being manipulated.
Ah.. thanks for the info anons
She's got the bloat. Look at those grotesque ham hocks. She should kill herself.
Fake
omg! I haven't seen this in forever! I filled a reservoir with my cum to this picture!!
#OPApproved
walking in the woods, see this, what do you do?
Try not to nut
Make a cabin for me and my bride. Raise many kin.
even Paris has to say "Honey, close your legs, baby"
How tf did I forget this existed?
she was 17 here i think
#Breeder
Britney's lil sister Jamie was a no-talent cunt trying to ride her coattails and she still failed miserably.
For it is the doom of men that they forget.
Maybe she shouldn't of fucked dan schneider.
Even in her fractured state she dominated.
#Symbolism galore
Three elements here: Joy, Lust & Evil
Stating to the world "I am here. And I am nothing you have ever seen"
RollingStone did that photoshoot in her actual house. That's what her real bedroom looked like in 1999.
i miss prime brit so much
there's been nobody like her since
Miley made a run for her. Xtina did too. But nobody else came close to this effect on so many.
Miley is not even close. Xtina is more of a peer, but she is more of a pure vocalist. She can't dance and put on a show like prime Britney
I've never cum so hard for so long in such a sustained way than I do with Britney. It's like the fire never goes out, like so many other celebrity fixations.
When i think about Britney i think about how she was destroyed by jews and it makes me sad, thankfully Taylor breakthrough around that time and imho she was improvement all around over Britney so... And funily enough jews tried similar tricks with Taylor like with Britney, but this time they lost. Britney was to soft and weak, and to naive/dumb to fight with entire jewish machine.
#UnquenchableFire
X-ray when?
>ass
>g-spot
You fucking faggot, you don't even have a clue. Taylor? Laughable. She'll get cast into the fucking lake of fire too for Britney.
You're being used by Jews to SAY those fucking lies about Britney. Hahaha choose wisely your allegiances. Britney is NOT going to be kind to her naysayers.
#Prime
Hated this hairdo but its Britney so I came.
#Prime
Fuck I slung so much rope to this pic back in the day
Fuck you you fucking fuck!
Jew loving Xtina
amazing isn't it? I'm even a few months older.
#WoundedGoddess
#Classic
after she shaved her head
That was a test of her followers faith.
Better times.
Lmao is Timberlake really showing that kid the "this is what a vagina looks like" thing to the little boy, using the little girls hands? Wtf
#Prime
Britney is at faul. Her downfall was because lack of work ethics, alcoholism and drugs. That terrible VMA performance definitely didnt help.
Yes, she was searching. Embracing her divinity.
do you think that she would start doing porn if we asked nicely?
>file name kek
I’m all about 38 year old Brit. Fucking right up my alley.
I hope so!
Britney when she was in rehab, and her hair started growing again
Granny
hahah
You're all here because Britney drained your balls just like mine.
Wow, she looks like one of my exes in this pic.
Oldfag
>drained
She’s my age and I’m ready for it
Anyone have the pics of her black boyfriend she tried to hide that was her backup dancer?
#GroomCity
>Britney Spears Is God
20 years and 40 lbs ago.
#Prime
Fuck off. She's shit and she always has been
Yep, they are. Nips stationary
Her face has some weird emotions here. Anger? A little annoyed? I love looking at her pics and trying to figure out what she was feeling at that moment.
Lying Jew cuck.
THICC
Sorry Britney, it's true. You should have saved your money.
Hahaha those words wont serve you very well when you're looking up at her 1000 foot throne and she's kicking you into a pool of fire, shitbird.
KEK, AND TAKE YOUR MEDS.
Yes mommy
#Prime
Interesting interaction with Britney,
During her Las Vegas residency she worked out at City athletic on occasion, she was fine came in with 1 guard and a friend usually, they did there thing. Guard wouldn't let anyone get close until they were leaving, one day she comes in with tikets to the show. Gave a bunch out one woman asked for 3 for her daughter's to go as well. She had no more tikets to give so I have the lady mine. And Britney high fived me. I'm not a fan personally but still cool. I go to leave later and the front desk chick tells me that Britney paid my years membership. Thought that was pretty badass of her, thanks Britney
sweet piece of ass at 16, hit the fucking wall hard now.
Sad that city athletic closed this year, idk where all the celebs and body builders are going anymore
Fuck yes. Nobody and nothing makes me cum like Britney, especially her calves and ass. My erection and orgasms thanks all who have posted in this thread.
would still hit her hard against the wall now.
#Prime
Love you, man. Be fun rubbing one out with you.
>the most anticipated sex tape that never happened
both surprizing and disappointing... with the meltdown phase she went through and shitty people around her, a sex tape really shoud have happened.
At 14-18 she was hot then drugs and all wrecked her fine ass
Her calves are the sexiest body part on any woman ever.
Lying Jew cuck, you'll scream denials to those words when Britney judges you.
>used up whore and roastie
Yes.
I feel cheated.
Bald Britney best Britney
#Prime
I've cum more in my life to her than to all other women combined. She is the sexiest Goddess alive, dead, or yet to be born. Owns my cock and balls like no other.
>2020
>still says "roastie"
Wew lad
>2020
>worships an old hag
sad cunt.
Britney still owns my dick after all these years. I dont even how that's possible but I'm ok with it. My thing for her definitely cost me some social life and choices since 97 but really what can you do when you're hooked....
Once she owns you, that's it. Once she digs into your psyche, your soul, that's it. You're finished. Owned by Godessney for forever. Helpless. I know the feeling well.
Never make a woman your god
Must have all the nipple pics
Sweet destruction ain't it? Fuck man, i would try to quit, then hate myself for trying, then feel guilty. Stroking became everything and the more you do the more you hate/love it.
Im glad to hear you know it too. A lot of common threads when you talk to fellow Britneyists.
You drop out of society to pursue the fantasy world of Britney. More sex than I ever got but all of it was alone, or online with other Britneyists. You develop a shell.
Once lost a job I was so addicted to jacking off to her. For the longest time had an almost pathological obsession with bathing in/drinking her piss.
Also lost a girlfriend. We were hanging out doing nothing, flipping channels on the TV and landed on MTV. Slave 4 U video came on and I excused myself to go into the bedroom, shut the door, turned on the TV in there and started jacking off. She came in and saw what I was doing and lost her shit. I didn't give a fuck. Britney demanded tribute.
It was all worth it wasnt it? In the end you couldn't have shook her if you tried. And real people and girlfriends just get in the way anyway. I was always irritable when I couldn't worship. So really normal interactions get kind of pointless. Britney was and is everything I wanted.
Hot piss fantasy. For me it's always been about her ass and all that entails.
Totally worth it. And yes, her ass is literally and figuratively the seat of her power and i have often dreamt of making out with it, all sweaty after a concert.
We think alike. I was actually talking with a guy a few years ago and we debated moving in together and doing the whole queer thing for societal benefits but basing the relationship on our love of Britney. Just making that commitment. So much potential there for a whole bluepill type life. And why the fuck not? Whats so fucking special about the "real" life?
nigga u high
Evolution gives us all these digital resources. Why can't i have a personal relationship with Goddess Britney Spears thru it's medium?
That's my fucking choice to make, not anyone else's?
I'd gladly take a bluepill existence of fantasy with Britney over redpill reality.
You would too.
If any of you were in a public bathroom in Las Vegas in the mid-2000s and saw graffiti that said "i want to eat Britney's shit" or "i want to drink Britney's piss" or "i want to be Britney's toilet," I was the author.
Sounds fucking perfect.
She's Horny
I'd totally do it today too. It could work with the right guy and fellow Britneyist. We discussed using VR technology to enhance it. And sucking each other's cocks in role play while watching Britney could be negotiated too. Im not a fag but I would fag for Her and that's entirely different. Fuck, I would live that life.
It would have been great to see her getting fucked by black men.
I think eventually she will. She has a plan for that element.
#FagForBritney
Anyone else aware of the stories of her having anonymous gloryhole-esque sex with fans and strangers?
supposedly, it was her biggest vice of all, and its why her family controls her estate.
You misspelled "a tubby bitch"
Lying cuck faggot!
Why does this 38 year old white woman look like a 65 yr old memaw? I'm a guy pushing 50, have consumed mountains of drugs, smoke and booze since high school and people still think I'm in my mid 30s. What gives?
You people are so fucking sad
Sad that you have to use an obviously pic-shopped post to make your envious point because you don't have a single fucking fact to work with.
But here's one; If Britney took a dump on the sidewalk it would get scooped up and either happily eaten by one of us Britneyists who were lucky enough to watch it, or it'd be sold online for more money than your GED ass makes in a year.
She's got pull you'll never come close to sniffing, jerkoff. Pathetic you have to attack her to feel better about yourself.
Now go get your fucking shine box...
I guess you're right, apparently she is God. My bad.
She looks like an old catcher mit dont kid yourself
Hahaha tell it to her face right before she boots your unbelieving ass into a fucking lava pool with all the others.
Nice pussy.