Yes, Obama married a man

It's weird you're obsessing about Michelle Obama's elbows 4 years later.

But hey, you're op.

But in the end...even if it were 100% proven to be true...it wouldnt matter at all...and it most certainly wouldnt affect your life in any way....just go to work OP....keep a clean place....pay your bills on time...work towards goals...one foot infront of the other...this is not what you should be doing.........onward....

Your GEOTUS married a wetback escort. Give it a rest already.

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Even if it were true why in the entire fuck do you even remotely care about the personal lives of two adults?

>ElbowGate
Can't believe we survived eight years of that bullshit...

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this thread is utter bs

Guess you didn't grow up in Chicago.

there's no picture of your mom pregnant with you, ergo she must have a penis

Another fucking moron saying something stupid...

Michael on the left has the same chimp-like mouth as "Michelle". Got more pics of him?

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Smirked

You shouldn't post this. Thousands of morons who watch Fox News will see it and believe it.

Morons prefer to watch MSLSD.

Wow. Great investigative work user. You sure showed the world what's up.

You mean half the cunts on this board?
This probably wasn't even an ironic post.

Marty looks more like the dad than Osama.

Joan Rivers outed Michelle as a man, and died a short time later due to an "accident" during a medical procedure. Be safe OP.

Timeline on this?

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Shill city when the truth comes out

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2 months

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uhh guise

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Video of some of Joan's final words.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9C3SAdw-AA

There's video of Michelle's cock bulge with Ellen DeGeneres out there.

Link?

>everybody The Elite dislikes gets murdered
>Trump becomes president
hmmm.. really makes you think

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sorry, no, my only source is my trempling rectum.

>trempling
Obama supporter tard detected

oh no dont say that i luv daddy trpmpf

thruth

>thruth
You had one job, consisting of typing one word.

The pic of her front bulge make me wonder but elbows are weak evidence

do you understand the meaning of wetback?

kek

>The pic of her front bulge make me wonder
half of those pics are just odd folds in the fabric of her dress/whatever article of clothing.. the other half are half-assed shoops in which it looks like her purported dick is protruding from her hip or upper thigh.

Imagine still being obsessed about Obama.

>wetback
you think she’s mexican?
>escort
maybe but she speaks more languages than you

yes, it's like a running back who is someone who runs back or is running backwards but instead this is someone who fell in something wet and landed on his back and I hope he didn't hurt himself to bad because that shit can hurt and on top of that it's wet and that sucks double ass man

>she speaks more languages than you
all Europeans above the age of 8 speaks more languages than the average American

being forced to learn islam and sharia law doesn’t count

Those aren't languages, user.

Pete B will not be the first gay president.

Until a few days ago, Buttikek was a literal who.. and SUDDENLY he's in the race. The DNC are planning to lose; they'll rather have a thousand years of Trump than four years of Bernie and they want to save Biden and Warren's careers at the same time.

sorry, arabic and goatfucker. whatever.

wait, so is the argument that...obama did 9/11?

Damn i thought we were still on Bush doing it?

no it implies one that has swam here, usually across the rio grande.

You tried.

oh really.. gee, thanks Cpt. Obvious.

Obama did pearl Habour too, read up on it.

are you fluent in goat?

You can't blame Obama for the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor. Not his fault.

wait til cnn hears this

.. and you keep trying.

>implying Obama isn't German
does the name "Barrack" sound English to you? It is an old High German word meaning "charge" or "onslaught".

even if there were pictures of Michelle whilst pregnant, you would say that they were fakes

That’s a fine ass man

He was actually named after Baraka from Street Fighter. Look it up.

Michelle is actually hot though. Even if this wasn't a wacky conservative conspiracy, who gives a shit?

yeah, Obama really is quite handsome.

some say he's name is a derivative of the Japanese "baka", further expanding the Pearl Harbour connection.

Like Chewbaka?

exactly

>2019
>talking about Obama still

ISHYGDDT

>2019

kæk