Be me

>be me
>kissless virgin
>no gf
>mom comes home and gives me condoms

What do i do Cred Forums?

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Have sex with mom obviously..

You put one over your head and make another unicorn vid.

whats your age fag?

17

>What do i do Cred Forums?
take the hint dumbass...

MODS MODS UNDERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well im 18 in a month

Thats a good idea

Either she thinks your not a virgin and thinks shes doing you a favor, or she thinks your still a virgin and is trying to give you a little nudge in the right direction. She does not want to fuck you as far as it sounds from the info given

Don't worry, I didn't actually report you. However, the mods could still ban you if they come along since you called out your age and it's under 18. Rookie mistake.

I know these red neck fagots watch too much incest porn

bang your mom

Do you have a little sister you can fuck?

No, im a single child

the only real answer. she's giving you a big hint, user.

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Are you daring me?

Get a new mom

yes I am. what are you going to do about it?

Ask her to put on your dick.

With her mouth.