Ylyl let's get one started
Ylyl let's get one started
i bet most of you would
after your mother, theres no where I wouldnt go
That's not an 8oz serving.
Yeah that's kinda hot
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
the way tom brady kisses his son?
Its piss
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
You used the wrong picture, OP
For a fat girl she isnt bad
Only if someone fucks me like trump does his daughter. Biden me in the streets but donald incest me in the sheets baby.
You would fuk your daughter too if she looked like that
The fuck did I just watch.
Yeah shes pretty cute. She wears her weight decently and looks adorable in red
8/10 would squeeze her tummy
Id fuck that jaw for days.
gg/Zd4NKEz
once you become this.. what do you actually do with your life when you are like 40+?
Ivanka is an orthodox Jew and has to hand her soiled panties to a rabbi for "inspection" once per week.
>what do you actually do with your life when you are like 40+?
Become a cuck.
Yes I'd fuck the purple off of this fat bitches head.
That's actually clever as fuck.
I'd fuck his butt, but I'd pull out and nut up that nose.
How did you fuck up the picture you Fucking idiot?? Are you going to post an orange stripping next?? Dammit kill yourself now livestream it
Fucking post her number and address already you broken hearted beta faggot.
Fuck off, redditfag.
Post your deets I'll come fuck you hard like Bernie would do to our economy
Probably get a job. Move out from Mom's. Probably should throw out the silicone and go for real pussy
I love this painting!
"Niggers in the bayou"
Classic.
Attend trump protests
fucking lol'd
thats because you still see her in her shapewear. when the fuckin cloths come off and the flab flabs... fuckin sick dude.
now thaaats funny. but i didnt laugh. but good one.
Too bad this is fucking illegible and impossible to follow
Lost.
Everything else is gay and retarded
Thanks for sharing your opinion, faggot.
I dont know why i didnt see that coming, lost my fucking shit
If she wore a wig I’d fuck it
Fucking kek.
>the commercial when the samurai cuts the cap off the bottle so the guy can drink it
yeah id do the same considering her head is the cap.
It's like a fat version of Sid Haig. RIP Captain Spaulding.
fresh OC I capped the other day
dont understand it
rolling
nevermind. i see what shekelburg goldstein did now.
> implying they live that long
Rolling for that 8
Also, HH baby, you know how we roll.
Wat
Nick?
Why not?
lost to the hard nips. kek
sure go ahead
>Don't give dubs
This tread sucks
Im gonna burn my bible real quick
I work at that museum. Im gonna crack the fuck up every time i see those pretzel stands outside
Fuck off back to Cred Forums bread faggot.
A lot more than 150 calories per serving.
I would want to get it on with her if I met up with her in that costume.
the whole fucking animal
Roasties only really seem to care about a "relationship" when the third guy she's banging isn't interested any more/now thinks she's crazy
fucking jews
lucky mother fucker
here we go gamers
Post a better quality image faggot
haha fucking big lenny that guy is a retard if i ever saw one. his house is absolutely disgusting and he has jaundice. his stomach also looks like its made of a 500 lb tortoise shell.
Roll
I don't understand these joker ones.
since he's not a 'star' he can't grab them by the pussy
Last one is OC.
leftover pasta last served yesterday
>GTFO
But you wouldn't though
These aren't even funny.
>Kill yourself
This is suppose to be a YLYL thread. Why is everything being posted facebook normie tier bullshit. It's not funny, it's barely even cringe. Man do I miss the old ylyl threads of Cred Forums.
lennys got a good heart who's troubled. He's not like that evil deceitful retard jason genova
isnt this a rip on a way better greentext?
Holy shit finally something funny in a ylyl thread
shit how did I miss this
Wat
no its closer to a 4800 oz serving
classic
>im a grower not a shower
>1408x5896
fuck off nigger
rip cappy
Why is there a ginger bread man dancing on his shoulders. Gayer than aids bruh
same shit everyone else does. work some shitty job and wait to die.
salty
newfag detected
helicopter on a nigger?
>crash on trash
Jesus.... how fucking fast were they going?
Not copy pasta!
Heli on a smelly
Heli on R. Kelly
chopper on a hopper
killer on a stealer
Fucking brutal!
roll
That's the joke hombre
Uploaded the wrong pic hey bud? Is that your girl?
dubs say ur pedo
well done, sir.
He kinda looks like (((Mark Zuckerberg)))
did they die?
dieded
No, they lived
are they going to be ok?
Hello sailor
You lucky bastard!
rolling
Jesus, this is more pathetic that trap-lovers who claim they're not faggots. Who makes this shit, 12-year-olds?
I just lost.
Dang you got me
metal bird on poo man
close, Bird on a Turd
Plane on a brane
114 MPH
I've heard of the cliche "she's got legs up to her armpits" but this bitch took that literally
Please don't give me dubs
lost again
her vagina is in her stomach
nice wall
I've seen this before and I still spat all over my screen.
>imagine Drew Pickles from tv show rugrats
>now imagine Ned Flanders from the simpsons
>think of them having TEH GEY SEX!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh nwo someone make fun of daddy twump
End it
kek, even animated trump has no dick and tiny hands
Lost at the end
chopper on the hopper
Rolllll
I would. I wouldn't feel 100% good about myself after, but I would.
would read/10
check his new house. bet it's better than yours you cookie cutter drug addict
Most of them are dead well before then
Same landwhale
I agree with him, but also agree with you. /pol in a ylyl is preachy, cancerous bullshit.
I have depression, and I just tried this.
Will report back in another thread at a later time with results.
enter the warp realm to serve slaneesh
Does this woman have any clue how much a tattoo costs?
I didn't laugh, but my pee pee hurt watching this
hey fbi man
start the van
Transexual?
perma virgin detected
probably quicksaved
Kekt.
This shit is fucking fake and faggot. I hate it when queers post this.
That's what happens when you ching instead of chang
No, it’s made to make fun of beta males who play WOW and jerk off all day. You’re clearly one, since you don’t get the joke.
kek
Heli on R. Kelly?
Helipad on dead dad.
but chong
Metaphor of the century
>toll paid
What a little faggot
One of my favorites
holy fuck
>veronica
how 'bout unity?
tom platz of abs
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>not using fus ro da
what a pleb
rororororlllo;lll faggot
I doubt her intent was to give something of equal value, but rather something to just recognize her approval.
folsom prison red
What was your first clue?
...
dubs
That being a black bear, all he had to do was to charge it first... or at least make himself big as fuck and maybe it wouldn't do shit. There's a video of a little lady showing how black bears are cowards. As long as you show them that you're not a bigger coward; that's when they attack.
yeah no. im a coward so the first thing i do is run. rip me
More of her? She's pretty.
She looks like she has a good sense of humour I’d shit post on Cred Forums with her
pretty fat u mean
If you can't see the humor in that youre a jock veronica how dare you friendzone me gamers rise up!!
lost, didn't expect that ending
Vegans
Kobe
>DESPERATE enough to actually sit her pouting my pucker.
roll
Good for them, I'm glad they're happy.
winrar
There a mark at every inch on a ruler, though.
im gonna post some absolutely terrible content from 2008
we used to have the shittiest memes guys
like why did anyone bother making this and why did I save it 12 years ago? we will never know.
this would almost be a funny picture without the stupid red circle
I really dont like this one. no comment on the filename
whoever made this picture thought it wasnt enough
...so they made this one too.
I hope you enjoyed this terrible time capsule. have a good day.
thank god I started scrolling from the bottom
ok one last one from me
Somebody post the guy shitting out his own balls
this is some Kobe disrespecc
Where can i get her fulls? Whats her story? Is she regretting all this?
I don't get why this is funny, hell I don't get what the hell is even going on past a bitch beating on another bitch, wile a bunch of other bitches watch.
WAIT!
Im also a fan of xcom, I wouldnt get a tatoo of the grunts tho.
I like the reversed one better, where he sucks it into his asshole when walks away.
Lost
Ahhhhhhhh leviosahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Somebody post both
Don't know why, but I lost
>pretends to not be CIA
>tries to shame incest on 4cha...
Sauce?
Can someone please post the .webm of a pub fight in England where a fat guy performs a belly bounce?
what are you faggots talking about? are you some kind of mobile fags? i can read that shit perfectly. be less black.
SCRAA
Too fast
SCRAA
Too furious
rollerino, no dubs for me thankerino
nnninki minjaj
Damn it user, why
TOO FAST FO YALL MANG
Leave the Japs alone ffs
Well played user
phonefags cant into large images
Logs
>them
American soldiers when they see a child trying to flee the war zone
Whoever made this needs to learn English
gimme pls behold my quads
That’s a great Webm
Ok that made me smile
I prefer to use gender-neutral pronouns, especially in delicate time as these. Finnish pronouns are always neutral, too, and I like that.
:>
Ok that was pretty fucking close
jesus fuck no
saved by the bell
As a botanist and zoologist who absolutely loves nature. This isn't even love or a passion of nature. This is perverse, degenerate and looks almost like they raping nature. If I ever see anyone doing this to nature while I'm out there in the forest. Enjoy being fertilizer you sick fuck!
the left can't meme
Commy
*swish* Never even touched the rim of the canyon.
(you)