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Make me cum to your favorite celeb feet
Nah don't worry about me, thanks for asking tho! Swappin' to the phone, I'll se what sorta feet I've got kickin' around. Don't think I have those four tho :/
ill second this. my drunk ass could use someone telling me whose feet to go nuts for
jerking so hard
today
-end my day of work
-go to the gas station on the way home
-recently i find myself to go in the gas station even when i have no need of anything
-still buy tho
-the reason is her...
-nathalia
-beautiful latina
-black hair n light brown eyes
-her smile and voice bring joy in my day
-9/10
-she got the evening shift since the last month
-always have short but interesting discussion with her (i dont want to bother her during work)
-i think today i will ask her number
-arrived in the gas station
-do NOT see nathalia
-ANGERYYY.JPG
-ITS FUCKING ZACK KUCZYNSKI
-the manager of that gas station
-HE's always here in the morning so i stop coming before work
-everything about him give me the urge to slit his throat and burn his corpse
-with his retarded voice he say GOOOWD EVENINNNNNG
-god i hate his voice
-take a bunch of chocolate bar
-good choice, those are my favorite
-GRRRR I DIDN'T fucking ask you anything you fuck face
-y-yeah... is nathalia sick? why she's not working?
-nathalia? shes not sick. I had to fire her
-WWWwwwwHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
-she WASN'T doing the job correctly like i ask her to do and she arrived late twice just this month
-i live without taking anything and went to my car angry
-i never see her again
that fucking piece of shit with cloth named zack kuczynski he fired the only person that was doing a good service in the garbage of gas station i truly wish his family burn in hell and he die from a cancer before he can reproduce any of his retarded genes fuck i hate zack kuczynski
Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Wilde, Milla Jovovich, Kate Beckinsale, Lauren Cohan, Emily Rickards, Emilia Clarke, Hailee Steinfeld, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, WWE Girls, Keira Knightey, Emma Roberts, Kristen Stewart, Danielle Panabaker, Cobie Smulders, Jenna Fischer, Daisy Ridley, Anne Hathaway, Deborah Ann Woll, Emma Stone, Chloe Moretz, Sophie Turner, Amber Heard, Alison Brie, Brie Larson, Caity Lotz, Emma Watson, Hayley Atwell, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Aniston, Margot Robbie, Natalie Portman, Taylor Swift, Rachel McAdams, Olivia Munn, Evangeline Lilly, Pom Klementieff
is my obsessive list lol
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Yea but make yourselves cum without help instead tho
Fight Club opened my eyes. Now I always beat myself up because nothing matters. We need to destroy all forms of capitalism. We need to suffer because we are worth nothing. We need to start smoking, and look cool like Tyler Durden" (Obvious exaggeration)
But that's sometimes the feeling I get from some Fight Club fans. But I think that that's dangerous and by far not the right approach of interpreting Fight Club (at least in my eyes)
Tyler has a lot of clever points, "The things that you own, end up owning you" or "We are a generation raised by women".
The dependence on things, materialism and capitalism, the grey look of an office, the loop of never escaping a life routine you hate as well as the de-masculinization of modern society, are all interesting, and in some way true.
But this serves the purpose for Tyler, the antagonist, being the exact opposite of the narrator, our protagonist.
Our protagonist is flawed, he is unhappy, and blames everything (sometimes reasonably, sometimes non reasonably) on everything around him. That's why he creates a fantasy, an alter ego, Nietzsche would say an "Übermensch". He creates an ideal of himself. But because he is flawed, his thinking is toxic, Tyler Durden, the best version of him, the man he is aspiring to be, is also flawed (obviously shown when he turns into full terrorist and fascist leader).
When Tyler Durden, is the ideal of you, then being Tyler Durden, does not mean smoking & destroying yourself (unless you in real life are just like Nortons narrator in the film), but to be what you truly want to be. Imagine a perfect version of yourself, and that's your personal Tyler Durden.
I think that's the main message of the movie.
Half of it is criticizing materialism, and how it can affect people in our society (leading to terrorism and fascism)
and the other half (your idolizing view on Tyler Durden) is telling you to embrace what you want to be, your charismatic, capable, and personal Tyler Durden.
Rachel McAdams
cool story bro
I'm tired and my brain hurts. - _ -
Get some help m8
Quite a list! I'm sure I've got some you'll like.
fucking loser corly
summoning all shitposters to take this thread down
i will be using your tears as lube while i jerk off
these women are actually attractive
therefore you wont see them in this garbage thread
mommy feet
keep going
I wanna deny but I kinda find her hot
so
fucking
ugly
Why tho?
her lips
Mmmm fuck yeah. She's too underrated
trap
and those eyes too.
She clearly has huge tits too
nice feet as well
I'd suck her toes too
so delicious
keep it up with her? Ive tried to cum to her In the past, want to do it tonight
need to ruin her soles with cum lol
I haven't came to Billie yet either do I wanna try too
fuck off corly
I'd make such a big mess on her perfect soles and watch her lick it off
you are the actual best
drunk and jerking to billie feels soooo good
gross
I try! (Not really feet I know, sorry)
retard
let's stroke together user. tell me when you're close and we will cum together for billie.
I like anything to do with feet, includes stockings, heels, shoes, socks... so it's still a win
discord?
Sounds good but can you lead and tell me when you're cumming? I'm better at following along
Well that makes things easier!
closetcases detected
im a cheap date
Don't sell yourself short user!
I'm bi and out of the closet, wanna join ;)
Keep it going
you are slaying me
gross
god she is getting me close
Bigger than RyRy now
think about your father naked
cutest
Very hot.
I do what I can!
I've never heard of her. :\
>this girl takes a shit on your bed and tells you to clean her ass with your tounge
wat do?
So hard
can I ask for foot shots?
Seconded
Her mouth opens so wide. Getting so hard for her
I say "thank you miss Heard" and get to work on her ass. Then when her shitter is spotless I give her a $100 bill and a handshake and go on my way.
File a lawsuit, like her ex
This site is so behind the curve now
T _ T I'm an old man, user. You can't teach an old boy new tricks.
Someone post Elizabeth in WandaVision, tis hot.
Holy smokes!
same set :)
lucky 7's-- grats!
As a new year begins every Xian wife should take quality time for private worship of the Dark Lord. It is important as she worships to again commit herself and her marriage and her family and others to Satan, pledging anew to lead others to the Dark Lord and the freedom, confidence, challenges, pleasures and depravities that she will enjoy. Adultery and fornication should be a constant for her this new year and she should demonstrate her love of and dedication to the Dark Lord to others by taking every opportunity to enjoy Satan’s cock in every form it presents itself and accept His seed from every source. Every truly happy Xian wife knows fulfillment comes only through giving herself and her body to lead others to the left hand path. Hail Satan!
massive blue balls for billie eilish and her feet
It's not very effective...
Emilia is a real hottie.
do you have a favorite feature of hers?
better looking than half of the horrid ogres in this thread
She knows. Never found the sauce
Probably her ass, but she is all around great!
its pretty irresistible in heels
more
feet plz
It is!
nigga, better have tried and failed, you are only taking up pic slots, Zero effect on me.
Been around longer than you kiddo.
I'm very tired user, probably only a few more from me. Feel free to request from me any time tho!
Yuck
Yawn.
Sad life for you, yes?
you fixed a real shit night, thank you
all statements remain, if this is how you wanna spend your time-- go for it dude.
I like posting cuties, tis my pleasure.
goodness that almost did me in
me too! im just broken in my brain and get turned on mby feet
i'm still pissed about the ending to GoT. she deserved a better ending
Lots of folks like feet, I wouldn't worry too much about it!
fags salivating over Dave&Dans cock socket?
where is brown-spammer when a thread actually needs a flush
I greatly appreciate your kindness about it
Computer?
I
love
this
>goodness that almost did me in
Jesus Fucking Christ you are one prodigious faggot. Kill yourself.
I have no cause to be rude to folks. Besides, being nice is fun. I'm gonna go to bed now, Carly for my last post since she's my fave.
Why are you typing when you should be edging foot slut?
sleep tight
you suck and your thread sucked
fuck off corly
now
I
love
you
Should have both legs amputated before gangrene sets in.
Fambolini?
No you don't, you love your Goddess' feet.
I'm going to bed now, don't hurt yourself.
What's a computer?
Don't worry about it, some shit you use to download cars.
fuck off already corly cancer
Schumer has lost weight!
every thread with this fucking thing in it deserves to get wrecked like this one did. good job anons.
damn who set off midget
Poppy broke up with midget.
thread is a shit
can't imagine why, he seems like a real catch
corly's fault, as usual
See
"I'm seeing other schnoekies now," she said.
But I was fine with that because schnoekies are poly-amorous at times.
didn't you say you were done spamming
That's someone else's spam.
sure it is. you just happened to be in the thread as soon as it stopped.
The Millie poster is in this thread and the user who hates corly. So who can say who it really is? Maybe it's all of them and maybe it's yellowfags that plan their attacks from a discord server... who knows
We are legion!
bd was in it too but I think he'd just fire off some dicks. just want to jerk off to celebs but ill just watch normie porn.
See
next thread theme: leona lewis keep bleeding love
no kardashians, lohan, hilton, swift, anderson, ellen has aids page, ellen degenerate
get over yourself. all corly did was post, your dumbass is just obsessed with him.
everyone hates corly
i don't care what weird drama you and him have but keep it to yourself. he makes new threads and posts celebs, he's perfectly fine to me.
THIS THREAD FUCKIN SUCKS
I don't
correct
>choosing all 3 as best Emma
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
I love you corona chan
>best Emma
so tired of this meme
corly sure fucked this thread
Is he all you think about
seriously lol this is getting ridiculous