I'm in a bit of autistic dilemma Cred Forumsros, and I could really use some of your divine advice

Quite a bit of beautiful autism on b tonight

it's not fat, it looks like an average dead slug, I also have smaller testies due to short but noticeable use of testosterone
ye, I think he makes nice content
19, though I have often been told (mind you by conservative pseudo catholic xoomers and millenials) that I act as a 12 year old; I am unphased by that fact as I can still function as a model employee

>this

Are you coming into me? I am not a queer.

No sir I am marvelling in your stupidity

So 19 u work make no money got no social life, and u come ask b w the same ppl n poblems to give advice, try taking the advice of ppl around you

yeah, I have no agency kf my own and have to active rely upon other people making decisions for me
even the carnal lust wether or not I should masturbate or not I leave to the fate of the coin flip where I was left both blue balled for weeks on some occassions and with chafing/bruises on my member on other occassions
I come to you on this desperate occassion, as I deem the choice a too major one to just decide it by a coin flip or a digit roll, I have no more people I can call friends to pick for me so I employed you guys
a lot of people agree with you on that regard
but it's noon where I am, you don't want to witness my inner monologues in the afternoon

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If someone that doesnt even rlly know u twll u u act like a 12 yr old start looking what is it u do nd work on it

Funny, im 19 make my own money noone pays nothing for me and the amount of weed i buy every month is more than you pay to eat smoke and shit
20 euros a day thats just the weed i needto eat and my mom too i pay for that aswell lets say 20 for me and 15 euros for my mom everyday

How come we in same stage of life and im doing waaaayyy better
My jacket costs 759 euros btw

Raj from shepp?

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I am in education, I no longer work due to my travelling time and expenses make it so that I couldn't even afford working and studying at the same time (stuff like uber and wolt are not really an option for me)
there are no people around me, my closest friend are not responding to my texts I sent them days prior (and I left clear messages you can't just see and not respond and pretend like it's okay)
I am grasping for straws here, theres a storm coming, I started 7 different things that might all bite me in the ass and I might not be able to tell you the tales of what's to come as I have not much time left, whatever that means
I am sorry friend, it appears you had a stroke while typping that as I did not catch a word what you were trying to say, maybe try using complete words instead of slang and think before you type in a rush
employers seem happy with my work as I have infinite energy, I can just stay at the counter for 8 hours no break and cycle 8 km back home easy, despite lacking in department of talking to patients and/or customers I make up in other departments making me a great and reliable assest at any workplace I found myself so far

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I dunno man
I never really wanted to go to college to be frank with you; I just went for the peer preassure and threats about eviction from my household
it's all so tiresome, takes me 2 hours to uni and 2 back home, it's much worse when I have gaps between classes or practices thaf are shorter than 5 hours as it makes no sense for me to even go home but I can't just go anywhere else
my parents just gave up on the whole allowance thing and only pay me sufficient amount that I can exactly cover for
>a monthly bus pass
>a single monster eneegy can or a bag of crisps for the whole month
>a single coffee with frens
this is how I spend it almost every month, I usually give some small pocket change to the poor but that goes under my radar
I seeked employment that I could functioally do on the weekends as those are the only two days I usually don't have to be anywhere but I got rejected on multiple occassions as tgere is more demand for weekly workforce since the weekend one is oversaturated

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I dropped out of school when i was 17 started working but wasnt enough money so i build something from the ground up and now i be good money more then what people will make in there life time but its not enough yet, keep working 9 to 5 faggot

That small pocket change that u just gave to the poor thats actually a crack addict waiting for a dumbass like u to give him money fuck them dont do that shit, its bad enough that i tip the fking food deliver guy

it's usually the ones that play a good guise, you know what I'm saying
like the donation for the deaf people or like the guy that you see is in a bad state but isn't so desperate to go and kneel before everyone for some pennies
and that's what they get from me, pennies as I have none
so? not everyone needs to drop out, we are talking temporary poverty
have in mind that if I graduate I am done for
I can do honest job from 7 to 15 and earn massive amounts of money that your average joe couldn't unless you were ready to risk lives to play pretend justice for hard work
that's the thing dude, there are guys that just quit and that's that, theres no twist to that, I can't find a job waaaahaaa
I am just making a tradeoff here, I live in poverty despite the fact if the people I lived with were more empathethical towards me I wouldn't have to and I could still work as an honest hard working employee if there were places I could go to
I am still keeping an eye out but I'm not expecting a miracle, lets just put it at that, if it goes beyond what I can handle I'll just pause the uni for a year, work, and then continue afterwards

bump

The problem is, you're Whang.
Don't be Whang.
Also, quit stealing captures from ChubbyEmu, you gaylord.

fuck, that pulled a chuckle on me