Hi /b
Tell me about a little-known but obvious fact that will immediately make all of us feel stupid.
Hi /b
Tell me about a little-known but obvious fact that will immediately make all of us feel stupid.
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Elon Musk is short for Elongated Muskrat
ur a FUCKIN NIGGER
69 days is equal to 6 days and 9 weeks
Restaurants have special eggs.
trump was born with both a penis and a vagina
If you dip burger king French fries in McDonald's ketchup it turns into poison.
kek
niggers tongue my anus
>i literally cant post without mentioning trump
derangement syndrome symptom
Found the drumpftard
Nope
The little hats on tequila bottles are not hats at all, they are lime juicers
Cuenga is begotten from calling station A
Lol
goddamn must be a snake egg
The human race originated out of west Africa. We was all kangs.
they're for holding salt
Hot water freezes faster than cold water. It's called the Mpemba effect.
No, they're lime juicers
Dogs can't look up.
The word
Gullible
Is written on your ceiling
Imagine how good it feels for the chicken that shit that out
The color orange was named after the fruit.
The fruit is also not naturally occuring.
>everything is political
take a walk and get some fresh air.
This has been proven false mutliple times.
Worked in a restaurant for years, can confirm this.
Kangaroos are so named because when early explorers interacted with the aborigines they pointed at kangaroos asking what they were called. The aborigine replied "kangaroo" which means "I don't understand"
>lime juicers
The correct way to drink tequila is pour a shot, lick the gap between your thumb and pointer, pour salt on it, lick it off, take shot, and bite on a slice of lime. Skip the lime if its good quality tequila that doesnt need a chaser.
It's called there's less oxygen in it, that's just coming sense. Next.
Ice cubes refresh your drink a lot more by changing phase (solid -> liquid) rather than just being cold
>coming
Well common.
Thought that was a slang american term. Arnt they called wallabies?
But then explain to me, why it fits perfectly on my dick
Yes they all lived off the gems and sand for diet
This has nothing to do with it. Fucking moron who gives a dumb answer and acts smug
It is only hot water in a small volume which is completely at rest that freezes faster. Outside of this rare case normal physics applies. The temperature difference along the edges of the container cool so fast that they cause thermal flows which are like an internal river of cooling which speeds up the transfer of heat out of the rest of the liquid. If the container is big enough or if you agitate it, this does not happen.
now that's what I call coming sense
We all weight less on the ground thanks to Archimedes' principle
"I could care less"
Means that you care.
The correct phrase is
"I couldn't care less."
>fucking americunts
Witnessed those digits.
Two different animals, m8
No, pretty sure a wallaby is a different animal. It's a marsupial as well though.
Not true.
The actual aborigine word: "gangurru" (which has since been anglicised into 'kangaroo') refers to a specific species of kangaroo, which is the answer given to Cook when he asked 'what's that' and pointed to a kangaroo.
There is another word: "mee-nuah" which means 'edible animal' which was also given to both Captain Cook and Captain King when asked what a Kangaroo was, but the legend that 'kangaroo' means 'I don't know' comes from Cook asking a question in English that was misunderstood.
Watch QI episode that deals with this; goes into more details.
We aren't weightless by any means, we're just not crushed by the sea of air above us because it acts on all sides. Not the same thing.
as an american, fucking thank you, this has always pissed me off
people are stupid as fuck
weight less
not weightless
dumb fucc
This blew my mind.
the word "goodbye" comes from the saying, "God be with Ye"
which apparently people used to say...and slowly it became short form and now we goodbye.
Well, get ready to be mind blown. I will produce a video and post it here in a few.
Stand by.
thanks for making me look like an idiot user
When you breathe in, the atmospheric pressure is what pushes the air into your lungs, not you sucking it out of the atmosphere
What are you getting at kid? Are you even a native speaker of English, or is this just a troll? The only thing blowing my mind in this thread is having to go behind each one of you and correct you.
It's not thanks to Archimedes' principle which has nothing to do with how much we weigh under these circumstances. The principle merely explains the phenomenon, although it is thanks to the principle that we know this.
This is true
This is true
true
sounds true but I'm no botanist or Aussie
true
true
LOL true
The rest of you need to go out and play and let your dad have his laptop back.
Yes
Witnessed
Martin Luther King Jr watched an associate brutally rape a woman while laughing and offering tips. The FBI listened to it while it happened and has an audio recording of it in the archives.
out of Africa theory has been disproven multiple times
You can piss without shitting. But you can't shit without pissing.
you can use lemon juice as flux when soldering.
yes you can solder to aluminium too.
the single wires used in usb cables have the exact size needed for wirewrapping
and the fruit is named after the tree
: pic related : etymonline.com
Niggers are the smelliest breed of ape on planet earth
that won't make anyone feel stupid, just make them think you're a dork
> " Tell me about a little-known but obvious fact ..." ;
pic related [ also mentioned during more detailed summing up : "a massive one" ]
implying women dont get moist when you educate them they can use lemon juice for soldering.
And that's where you're wrong my friend.
Ask someone what color shirt they are wearing. And then after the answer, immediately play rock paper scissors with them.
They will pick scissors 95% of the time, because their brain is now subconsciously thinking of clothes and fabric.
yes, that is correct
You can't piss and sneeze at the same time.
absolutely wrong. out of africa 1: poeple moving form east africa to europe 600000 BCE
aoa 2: people moved from east africa into europe 40000 years ago.
BUT: human remains older than africa found in germany recently. over 12 mio years.
THUS: PEOPLE ORIGINATED MIGRATING AFRICA; MIDDLE EAST AND EUROPE AND ASIA FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS
You can sneeze and fart at the same time though.
The American way saying Aluminum for Aluminium is historically the only correct name because the dude who discovered gave it this name.
"slang" is slang for slang
citation please
The element Francium is short for France is bacon.
Unless you are saying I could care less, but I don’t.
West Africa? More like that was never suggested with any merit, EAST Africa on the other hand is indeed the source of anatomically modern humans, but not of all human-like hominids. What was proven is that all mitochondrial DNA links us to the Great Rift Valley. All extant humans are, by way of female inheritance, related to Mitochondria Eve who was not an anatomically modern human. The trick is this says nothing of the equivalent father figure, Y-chromosomal Adam who is also not a anatomically modern human and also not from Africa.
So the source of late non-human hominids is unclear, Africa is merely suspected because it seems like the easy hominid starting zone and is suspiciously close by the earliest known civilizations (the middle east).
So really humans are related to neanderthal, what left Africa was not yet human until this combination occured. The neanderthals, who may or may not have originated from an earlier exodus from Africa by some non-neanderthal homini, came down from the north and humans up from the south meeting in what is today...
Israel. Yep. And you thought being from Africa was bad.
>But now, researchers in Israel have found a remarkably preserved jawbone they believe belongs to a Homo sapiens that was much, much older. The find, which they’ve dated to somewhere between 177,000 and 194,000 years, provides the most convincing proof yet that the old view of human migration needs some serious re-examination.
So my cool fact is you're all a buncha yids. GOTTEM
Bangs root beer is not actually beer.
>Kangz*
You must be fun at parties.
newfags
Goodbye is short for God be with ye.
Hello is short for 'Hey, who the fuck stole my Jello.'
google and books. wiki. just common knowledge. but now everybody feels dumb. thats why i thought this factz belongs here.
great rift valley hypothesis debunked by recent findings in germany and greece
Nope. It means i cum between Fran.
Topkek
>Wikipedia
lmfao
>We was
coon
If you took all of the blood vessels in your body and laid them in a straight line, you would die.
>> 820319767 worked in the middle east a few years ago, found pre homo sapiens post erectus. 300 kbce - 500 kbce.
Its a reciprocal migration thing with multiple hominins interbreeding for million of years. THUS: different sapiens are all homo deep within, thats the reason tey had sex
Francium was the last element first discovered in nature, rather than by synthesis
Or "All the sudden"
It's fucking "All of a sudden".
That's it. Period. I don't want to hear that in some book, some ignorant shittard a million years ago used "all the sudden" so it's correct. It isn't.
Lost
Helium supplies are running out. Soon we won’t have any more helium.
I think you are correct, for all intensive purposes.
Join now and thank me later
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Fun fact - as a rule, root beer has no caffeine. With the exception of, interestingly, Barqs.
>> 820320221 other way around, a lot of homos were already sapiens, genetically speaking
wait a min.
so slang is slang for short language.
*mind blown
The original usage was in dialogue:
Q: "Who could care less?"
A: "I could."
The phrase "I could care less" remains as a fossil.
Also it's an idiom, idioms don't have to make literal sense.
Being fun at parties >>>>> Using your brain
I feel u
Lol, proper trolling
There are more fake flamingos in existence than there are real flamingos.
OP is likes having sex with men and it was right under our noses
Dogs cant look up
If you scrape down the spines of a plastic comb the sound will make cats vomit
Most of the stars you see in the night sky dont actually exist anymore, it just takes so long for the light to reach earth
OP is a massive faggot
It's the same with garden gnomes
That's why you borrowed my ladder?
Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams
Good one
>I feel u
you ain't that lucky bub
It takes 10 tons of raw ore to produce a single ounce of pure platinum.
Squeeze me in the screenshot
The term yuppie comes from young professional
young urban professional
I didnt know that. All I know its synonymous with bmw.
young urban professional
One of the bombing runs done by the British Royal Air Force during WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo at the time.
the mountaun with the highest peak above the ocean surface name is pronounced
>eve-rest
not >ever-rest
it only got one R in its name
what you cant read english?
boring
bavarian motor works manufactured gas chambers for the nazis
You, sir, are a god, sir.
Little known fact. This tread gives you cancer.
Norm Macdonald?
What is that
Having sex with a trap is in fact very gay, because it's still a man no matter how "feminine" the penis may be it is still a penis.
You could slit the throats of a billion indians right now, they would still outnumber US by the population of Sweden.
Nowadays most carrots are orange because during the Dutch Golden age the Dutch only exported orange carrots as a tribute to William of Orange. Everyone just went along with it
Not true
No autocock plz
There's a cigar in the wall that's sticking out
Yes, thank you for explaining bar etiquette so well known that even children are aware of.
Fucking converted horny prophet of Satan
Fuckinv noice m8
It's your diaphragm pulling down creating a low pressure in your lungs
>Tell me about a little-known but obvious fact that will immediately make all of us feel stupid.
You're all stupid.
Yeah I've seen the infographics show too.
Piss first, then shit
>little-known
Little hats? Wtf are you guys talking about?
Lighter spelled backwards is gondola. Keep in freezer.
and the tree is named after the seed
No hot water CAN freeze faster under certain circumstances. The effect doesn't state it WILL. Literally why it's called an effect
>this post
>those digits
The Luxor Sky Beam, on the top of the Luxor hotel and casino in Las Vegas, is the brightest man-made source of light in the world. It is comprised of 39 xenon lamps that collectively cost about $2000 per hour to run. This beam of light can be seen from space.
"I could care less" is intended to be sarcastic. That was always the point.
Is everyone on this board autistic underage b& or just retarded?
We're also running out of (usable) sand believe it or not, for the same reason; being used too freely.
The best word is "knee grow" pronounced Nigger
So he was Bill Cosby's inspirational figure obviously. Niggers gonna rape.
Blast it with piss
Well, thats retarded.
Great, now i cant unsee it. Ruined my evening.
The year has days, weeks and months all good and right, but it should have 13 months made of 4 weeks each, instead of the current nonsense. All 13 months would be equal, 28 days, all months would start in monday etc.
And, fun add, there are in fact 12 zodiacal constellations, only that we skip Ofiuco.
cum is just semen without the cum
Because Barq’s has bite.
Fuk you nigger
I mean 13 constelations.
>you can see it from space
Pretty disingenuous. Technically I can see my house from space.
Why dont you go ahead and point out the beam for me? This is a shot of Vegas.
It is estimated that about 1,000 people die every year from autoerotic asphyxiation.
It costs almost $17,520,000 a year to run.
13*28=364
Its Barqs you fucking nimrod lmaooo
No it's black man's wheels
Better (enhanced) shot
>Ofiuco.
that's my star sign
Your god does not exist
Boeing manufactured DU during the Gulf
Goddammit!!
>cherrypicking a day image
The light isn't on during the day time you dumb nigger
>>little-known facts
That meme is all wrong
The original picture has no paint left. It's actually Egyptians getting circumsisions from Jewish servants because no shower
Fuck you man. You’re not getting an extra month of rent out of me.
>DU?
Fuck this pic made me lose hard. Kek
>little-know
Some people read a little etymology and try to force the little they know down your throat. To be fair to that other user though it is the thread topic
Right? I can see russia from my house too.
Okay so point it out
Mind you this is what's only visible to the human eye from space
wrong. barq's is also caffeine-free
Depleted uranium projectiles. Also used in the breakup of Yugoslavia (mostly in Kosovo)
This. I'm confused how the other user thinks that's simpler than an existing historic one
Oh lawd
Fuck that is obvious and I do feel like a dumb dumb
Thus, if you care enough that you are able to care LESS then you must care.
Fuck the idioms it's idiotic.
Yeah we know
Ha ha nice word choice.
Hes not wrong. It's like saying you can see the great wall from space. You can - with a very powerful satellite camera. To try and spot it out with your eyes would be like trying to track a single grain of sand on a basketball from multiple meters away.
A 13 month year is much better than current random month lenght shit.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
no you are wrong; Barq's does have caffeine. i have a 12 pack behind me, and just checked the ingredients list.
Better get started now.
You're obviously not getting it
>when you're too retarded to stapler.
>The average amount of skeletons per adult body is >1.0, more so for women specifically, while the average number of limbs in the total human population is less than 4.
>Depending on the time of year there are something like 14.3 popes per square kilometer in the Vatican
The real reason I mention this is that these shitty word games can be used to make you seem deep and wise to most people. Or create Trivia games which are nearly impossible to win.
>Bangs
Please fucking tell me you've been publically calling it Bangs to other people until this moment
They make different versions guys. Just like Pepsi/Coke
The CIA and the Mossad in partnership with the Saudies orchestrated 9/11 in order to give the American public a reason to want to invade the middle east
because staple removers are never available?
it is Bang's, right?
(Barqs is a Coke product)
actually you are wrong, he was born without neither
took me 3 seconds
Is this satire?
You cannot lick your own elbow.
And if you try to prove me wrong, you're a fucking idiot who started licking their elbow because some user said they couldn't.
>The only way to win the game is to not play
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BREATHING AIR WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU DONT YOU KNOW THAT BREATHING AND WALKING CAUSE CO2 WICH CAUSES CLIMATE CHANGE
can you not read cursive?
It's offensive/retarted/blatantly wrong on purpose.
Is english your second language or can you just not read cursive
Not true
Barg's**
Where do you see a G?
WITNESSED
>I'm no botanist
Did you know that if you drop a baby on its head, it'll die?
if you don't sin jesus died for nothing
Traps are gay.
Non white skin colour race are inferior and must be enslaved
Alot of tards cant read script anymore its sad.
It is the only way I write personally.
You can’t piss if your cock is fully erect
kill yourself my guy
Yes it's bang's. I don't know where people keep getting barg's from.
I can but it hurts like hell
t. watersports fetishist
Cashews come from a fruit.
You haven't tried hard enough.
>orange fan mad
A peanut isn't a nut.
How we weigh shit is entirely based on Earth's gravity
Op is a fag is short for "Original Poster is a faggot"
quinoa is a fruit, not a grain. BOOM
>Hard enough
Hyuck
it's not
My lord...
This.
No. Saudi Arabia is the historic center of Islam and it's expansion. It has a long lasting royal family and the black cube they worship. Secular dictators in Iraq and Syria weren't great friends with Saudis and neither were the Iranian ally group. So they lack allies in their own denomination and face the opposing denominations + people who think royalty is faggy. But they have Islamic religious centers, oil, and pilgrims from al over. And Kuwait was always cool with them.
When Iraq invaded Kuwait their intent was to use their vastly larger army to recoup money from it's war with Iran, but they were really intruding on the Saudis. So when the Saudis and Kuwait sought help, the British/US responded since thy had a vested and interest in oil. US troops were *invited* to Islam's historic land and stationed in bases...near their goofy rock.
A lot of civilian Saudis were fucking pissed (with lots of other mulims) at the royal family. Iran trained many of them to fight, some flew planes into the towers in retaliation.
Burgers already had bases in the Middle East. They didn't really need to inflict some meta black flag shit with their enemies, the Iranians, to do what they have already been doing
(no shit retard. they have caffeine/caffeine free of every drink. think before you post)
Makes sense, texture is very unlike every other grain
You're a nut.
so do it twice?
you would need another "xxxday" for leap year to keep the every month starts in monday.
also wouldn't the seasons start on different days/months over time?
There are more smokers in China than there are citizens United States (400+ mil)
A raccoon can squeeze through a hole 4 inches wide. The average human anus can stretch to 7 inches wide before injury if stretched slowly enough.
An above average human can fit two whole raccoons up their ass.
I’d alternate between taking out her air tube and sticking my dick in her mouth to get gagging blow jobs as she gasps for air
imagine being a brainlet who needs this
The corona virus actually originated in mexico.
>United States citizens***
Next level dyslexia
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
It's a meme for morons, don't bother.
It's about fucking time someone did something.
Thats fuken hilarious.
so how many raccoons can siswet fit in her ass?
Shitbulls need to be euthanized
I'm high as fuck right now and can't stop laughing.
But user, there aren't 2 billion indians, that would just leave us out of indians.
Many. How many you got?
The golden retriever in full house is the same dog from airbud
And john stamos was fucking boiling pissed because the dog got a movie before he did.
Seahorses, despite their name, are actually more closely related to fish than they are to other horses!
Wut
"Soccer" is a slang that comes from "assoc" as in "Football Association"
etymonline.com
Mom get the camera
NIGGERS ARE THE CAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE!
The universe speaks to us in mysterious ways
The color chartreuse is named after the liquor.
it was originally called Norange, as in the spanish Noranga. But people confused 'A Norange' with 'An Orange' and thus we got the word, fruit and tree called Orange.
orange is naranja in spanish
Niggers
AH HA HA HA GULLIBLE FAGGOTS
en.wiktionary.org
I don't speak Spanish and I don't google shit for you faggots, thanks for the spelling lesson
Nigger speak is gibberish.
I remember Mr. Wizard's World, where fucking EVERYTHING was "air pressure."
>>How do straws work?
Air pressure
>>Why does water boil?
Air pressure
>>Why am I growing new hair in strange places?
Air pressure.
>>idioms don't have to make literal sense.
No, but they shouldn't be used as the EXACT OPPOSITE of what the phrase is. THEN, they make NO sense. Never mind "literal sense."
Dayum
To distinguish Association football from Rugby football. Hence, soccer and rugger.
>>One of the bombing runs done by the British Royal Air Force during WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo at the time.
Fucking Jumbo Nazi deserved it.
Yeah, if you're a fucking ant
>It is estimated that about 1,000 people die every year from autoerotic asphyxiation.
It's also likely that a lot of teenage boys that commit suicide by hanging were actually jacking it at the time, but the family doesn't want it getting out that it was autoerotic asphyxiation.
El Nino is Spanish for The Nino
Easy there jewboy. Shouldn't you be counting your shekels?
Nigger technology
NIGGERS ...
>o no. however can we survive
gif related.
The same thing happened with many of the English units of measurement. Originally it was "a ninch" and "a nounce." A "quart" was actually from the Latin roots "Aqua" and "art" because Roman water containers were beautifully decorated and considered pieces of art, not just functional.
Why are black people so Tall?
>Because they're Negros.
Adios = short for 'Go with God' (Vaya con Dios).
posts like this are a diamond dozen
>48% had herpes, only 7% knew
Something like over 80% of the world has herpes. The vast majority of which never display any symptoms
Pretty weird when you think about it
oh go fuck yourself with your spam
Yeah hes wrong they're actually dick juicers
All humans cant possibly be Homo sapiens. Because if they were then they would have all died out from being Homo there must have been Bi sapiens and Straight sapiens too.
>Africans never invented anything
You're gonna have a real tough time upholding that rhetoric
28 days in all we months except Febtober, which has 29.
Get of my board and never come back new faggot
Amazing. 15 years ago Americans used to say "It's short for I could care less than nothing so it still makes sense to say I could care less reeeeeeeee" Now it's a whole new excuse, I wonder if it will catch on.
"Howdy" comes from "howdya do?"
Knowing that we're in the same genus makes me ashamed to call myself "homo."
as someone that got piss all over the toilet seat one time, that's false.