I’ve almost died twice. I almost drowned in a pool at 18 and was 6 outed in a pub fight at 36. Last one was the worst...

>Be in HS.
>Meet an amazing girl, but she's not allowed to date till she graduates college.
"She's in shape but not overly thin. She’s confident, bubbly, and kind.
>We are super compatible, and even though she's beautiful, nothing ever happens.
> She's not the hottest woman ever, but she's the only one for me.
>She moves to another HS.
>Years pass and we both graduate college.
>During college, I often think of her and use her as a litmus test of what I want in a woman.
>Rarely drink (I hate the taste of beer) and don’t go to many parties/date as a result.
>She moves to California, and I follow her from Texas because I spiritually need to establish contact with her.
>Besides, Cali has good opportunities in my field so it wasn’t a too out there idea.
>We reconnected.
>She's great, entrepreneurial and self-motivated.
>Our feelings are intense. Sex is great.
>"I thought marriage sucked?"
>I start asking her questions and digging one day that we were both bored.
>Find out that she had slept with two men before me during her college years.
>Part of me finds it arousing, and part of me is livid.
>I was a college virgin.
>It is poisoning me on the inside to know this information.
>I am mentally ruining our marriage.
>Help?

>top tip: make porridge

I catfish girls I know with female profiles. I've succeeded in getting nudes of at least 3 girls I know. I knew they were sluts. One is even an ex.

I only like the oats raw. I hate oatmeal and porridge.

It's this a secrets thread or a stories thread?

My secret is I'm pedo. Realised this when I was 15. Now I'm 30 and married. Never acted on it - just lots of fantasies and fapping.

Kinda sucks knowing I'll never be able to tell anyone and will die with this secret. Though my wife probably knows on some level.

I peeped on my step mom while she was naked getting ready for work in the morning everyday before school for years. Probably busted a hundred or more nuts while staring at her fat ass. I never got caught once and I’ll take it to my grave. No regrets, she was a MILF in her prime and we still have a good relationship.

I believe cosplay is consent. Any and all cosplayers shooting 50% of their skin are asking for it. And deserve it.

That's sweet and all but you're very naive for thinking that
Be glad with the fact that you guys were able to reconnect

Tips on how to do this

Pretty easy. Catfish then as normal. Be the new persona you are making and eventually they will open up. Everyone is horny. You just have to find out what turns then on.

One of the girls of a former coworker. She was cool and in to shine and metal music.
Turns out she looked showing off her tits and has fantasies about being a cumslut.

I'm an anthro-zoo-sexual. I find antrho women attractive and arousing but don't find that in human women. Some call me a furry, but I disagree because I'm not into the whole fursuit / con thing.

For the past 16 years I've been in a dedicated relationship with a female tigress who I know is just part of my mind, but it doesn't change how she makes me feel. I feel whole since we met and became a couple. I couldn't imagine life without her

I fantasize about tying up my girlfriend, then slapping her around, spanking her, pulling her hair, fisting her, using a vibrator on her and then when its over i hold her and kiss her. Irl I'm very shy and I'm sure she has no idea.

Top tip, add dried fruit and nuts and seeds, add milk.

My girlfriend is into this actually. She gets off on being degraded and beaten

which horse is yours?

Showed a couple of my wife's nude to my best mate years back and since then he's been obsessed with her.
I've told her and we agreed it would be fun for her to tease him when he's over at the house, so she wears slutty or revealed oitfits getting into compromising positions.
Back in December he was telling us how he hasn't been intimate in over two years and just wants release.
She has now brought up that conversation we all had three or four times awkwardly, I reckon he'll be nutting in her by the end of the year.

I do the opposite.

There's a hot girl I used to know (she hasn't seen me in years) and I catfish guys on Bumble and OkCupid with her.

It makes me feel dirty, and I'm looking at ways to stop.

Stop trying to tell the fucking guy how to live his life you fucking degen

My girlfriend and I decided to move to California a year ago as it's rich with tech opportunities (our area) and we wanted the experience before we turned 30 and moved somewhere like Texas.

We ran spreadsheets, and we figured we could make it work. Once we started living there, we realized that it was more difficult to stretch the dollar than we thought.

The weather is amazing and the beach vibe is awesome. However, we struggled for a bit until our boss propositioned that he could help out our financial situation if she had a sexual arrangement with him.

The first time it happened, I drove her to his house and I saw as she got out of the car, he wrapped his arm around her waist and then began to disappear into the house. At the last minute, he looked back and gently moved his hand to her ass. She turned back and gave me a helpless look.

I struggle to look into her eyes ever since.

I fucked a retarded girl for a while. She wasn’t downy so no weird face but her body was incredible. Took some getting used to but it was pretty easy to talk her into things most other girls were hesitant or resistant to.

Yeah, it's what i tell myself.

Wish the mind was more logic-based than emotionally-based.

Show cock you fag.

I dont think mine is. At least not yet. I do intend on bringing this up in about a few months when i think she trusts me better.

When I was around 6 I had an extremely painful toothache that my doctor and dentist kept putting off as a minor abnormality in how my teeth were forming. Eventually my mom just took me to a hospital, where I was put into surgery immediately. A doctor told my mother that if she had brought me in a few days later, the rotting tooth’s infection would have progressed through my jaw and up to my brain, effectively killing off my tiny child brain before they could have done anything that would have actually helped. I remember a skinny light-skinned black nurse wheeling me somewhere on a table, and I kept staring at her tits, which were fantastic. I also remember going into the colorful anesthesia room where I huffed watermelon flavored gas, which was absolutely horrible. Then I woke up and I didn’t have a tooth. The adult tooth didn’t grow in until I was around 14, I thought I was just never gonna have a tooth there. I still have the infected tooth somewhere in this little clear box they give you, it’s blackened and there’s a set of a long blue and red vein floating out of it. I have other stories of me almost dying too, like when a shark sized me up at 12, or when I almost got my skull crushed by an SUV, also at 12. Pic very related obviously.

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A...ar...are you me?

KEK
>being attracted to your boss so instead of just being a gay faggot you jerk off to a cuck fantasy where he bangs your wife
Neck yourself cuck-fag

It's cool. I'll keep your secret next to mine. Just never act. We can tap about it all we want!

Gf came home with a guy after being out drinking. Heard him rail road her for a good 15/20 mins before nutting in her. A while later see came up, drink and only wearing a bra.
I pretended to be asleep, after a bit I got ontop of her (she's on her front) and slid my dick in her, she was soaking wet my balls got cold a wet from all the fluids inside her.
I came in her in a flash, we haven't ever talked about it.

ITT: People tell interesting stories and cucks shit all over the thread with the fake stories they love to jerk each other off with

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>be turned on
>be livid

You.identified the conflict yourself, Anonymous Tut. The conflict is inside you, not between you and her. Don't blame her for your emotions -- that's a child's response. Change the emotions.

inb4 but it ain't dat simple. Ah can't.

It simple. I hate you, user. I really hate you. Now, I don't. I chose to stop hating something, and it be that simple if you let it be that simple.

Told my buddy I had a sexual dream about his girl.
He told her and she talked with me about it asking what stuff we were doing and shit.
She seemed really interested lol.
When she gets drunk she lets herself be touched and I love that.
Best ass I know personally too.

Thanks, user.

I understand that I need to make a mindset paradigm shift, and I will fight to see what it will take for me to overcome that mindset.

When my wife was 22 (before I knew her) she fucked her own dad the night he got out of prison for armed robbery and assault

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Whenever I'm in a crowded place, i try to find a young girl with a nice ass and grope her. They mostly hate it but that just makes me like it even more. Noone knows about this hobby of mine.

>I almost drowned in a pool at 18
What kind of a retard drowns in a pool at 18? Is it 18 months? I hope it's 18 months.

Nice of her, he prob needed to nut after that wait.

Your trolling is at least four years too late to exploit the meme.

Hmm, ways to stop. Ways to stop. That's a tough one, Anonimus Prime. If only one could stop a repeating an
action by not doing it.

Oh wait...

Bitch stole my move!
j/k I love that gif.

>If only one could stop a repeating an
action by not doing it.

Yeah, I can't believe I hadn't thought of that.

I have np problems with this story.

Also, cool lingerie!

Answer: a drunk 18yo. OP was probably drunk off his ass when he almost drowned. Most /bros are drunk off their ass when they post too.

How old?
I do the same to girls in public pools.

I once started a chat whit a guy in kik that asked me to wwyd his sister, i Made him do her a kik so " we can share his sister's nudes " after that i just told the girl and the last thing i knew is that he was kicked out of his house

Damn, doing it the pools sounds hot! How do you do it?

I go for high school age mostly, you?

Yeah, she said he was definitely pent up after several years, and that the whole thing was crazy

Fuck that shit, you're asking for some crazy jar head to come skin you.

an old man almost raped me, i dropped a branch on his head and left him with a split skull.

>be me, 17 tranny, active and running trail is out of the way of cars with good air
>decide to go on a run after school, i always did a run after school but was going to friends for dinner, decided to get run done quickly
>change into running shoes and get leggings. im wearing a shirt, leggings and running shoes and only have my phone
>walk past graveyard for warmup
>look inside because i hear noise and there's a old man on a mobility scooter in the corner of my eye following me
>go down an abandoned part of the trail to see if he's following me
>he is
>he's holding something shiny and a bit big over his head waving it to me
>oh shit.jpg
>run down and even more abandoned part that has stairs and overgrown stinging bushes
>it's a dead end except there's an opening to an all boys school
>looks like boys are doing football after school but aren't out yet
>not enough time
>shakily climb a tree
>old man here, time feels slow, he parks at bottom of my tree while looking around for me, white shirt would make me easy to see
>was going to record him to report him but didn't want him to get any other girls
>kick a dead part of a branch and it hits his head, splits it open
>climb down and run away, leaving him there bleeding with his scary looking knife next to him

to this day, i still don't know how he made his way down the stairs but i never seen him again.

Same mostly. Youngest was maybe just younger than hs age. I had gone up behind her and touched her butt first. I made it seem like an accident. When she didn’t react I got more bold. Felt her up and rubbed my dick on her.

Get over it, there have been others before. It will be hard to do, but you're not helping yourself. It doesn't matter if she fucked 2 or 42 men before you, it only matters you're together now. My wife fucked 100 guys before me, and I fucked about 50 girls. Neither of us give a shit.

Did she say anything else about it?

I'd assume any story where you fuck your dad is going to be "crazy" though...

I think I could cope with it had I lived life and gotten laid. Problem is that my Conservative background screwed me over.

...but yeah, I'll try to get over it.

Yeah I eventually got all the details out of her. He wasn’t really around when she was younger and she reconnected with him while he was in prison. The night he got out of prison he stayed at her apartment and that’s where it happened.

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>Be out of shape with a love tire.
>One-i-tis has made her IG account private.
>Start talking to a guy my age who lives 10 minutes away.
>Claims he's discreet and nobody has to know.
>Says he'll blow me.
>I hesitate.
>Says we can start with only JO and see how I comfortable I am.
>I find myself taking an uber to his place, during the Uber ride, the driver starts making convo and my mind is elsewhere.
>Can't turn back now.
>I get to the place, he's waiting for me outside. He looks at me through the cab window.
>"Fuck, he knows how I look like. No turning back now."
>We make small talk, but dude looks unimpressed.
>I go inside his house and it's a beat up little shack on the outside but decent on the inside. It literally has a small kitchen, a miniscule living room facing the bedroom, and bedroom.
>I make more conversation to alleviate my tension, but he's not very spoken.
>Leads me directly into the bedroom.
>My heart drops to my stomach because I anticipated more buffer and I crack a joke.
>He immediately undresses and I am now literally in a bedroom with a naked guy next to me.
>His ass is saggy and his dick is unattractive.
>I follow suit but only leave my underwear on.
>Being semi-naked in front of him feels natural.
>He was about 6 inches and starts beating off, does a dose of poppers to relax.
>He finishes and wipes himself with a kleenex next to his bed.
>Gets up from the bed and slides my briefs down my legs.
>I start beating off and love the vibe. I lay down and ask him to blow me.
>He declines, says that he doesn't want me to regret it. That we can try next time.
>My insecurities think it's because he didn't find my body attractive.
>I continue jacking off and finish under 90 seconds.
>I walk around his bedroom to clean myself up and can feel his gaze follow me.
>He starts looking at his phone, uninterested at my small talk.
>I call an Uber and leave.
>I continue my day in uni and feel numb as my friends try and make conversation.

No way it was just the one time

Well, it happened more than once that night apparently, but she says it didn’t happen after that because she felt like he had planned it out and she felt guilty.

Plus he wound up back in prison for violating parole not long after

my mom fucks a black dude and I can hear them pretty much every time

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Does it turn you on? Tell us about it, user

And you jerk off to it so much you're nearly raw

yeah it does get me hard when I hear her bed squeaking and hitting the wall
what does that mean?

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to fuck your mom? Is she attractive?

Do you fap while it's happening?

I have never been injured my entire life, not even the smallest cuts nor bruises. I'm still able to feel pain, but I think I have a very high tolerance to it.

of course. I never was a bbc fetish type of guy but that shit sounds fucking hot. And he is going hard on her
yes I thought about that but came to the conclusion I would much rather watch her being fucked than doing it myself. kinda disgusting lol.
And no she isnt attractive but has massive tits.

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I like little girls

Most people think I'm a normal guy who has lived a normal life but my childhood was horrible. Like extremely bad until I was 14 but I don't like pity at all. Sometimes when I hear people talk about how bad there life is and I give advice and try to console them I really just wanna tell them to quit being little cry baby bitches and slap them in the mouth

I'm engaged but have kept a folder of my ex's nudes and sextapes from years back on a hidden cloud storage

i want to cum deep in my sisters pussy

Because I'm fucked up in the head, and wanting to change this, I'm going to use this as motivation to change.

I want her back more than anything, and if I change, will she come back?
I already know the answer, but I'm sick and tired of being this self-loathing person. I will change for her, even if it kills me.

holy fuck dude, you need to get over it

Don't go back man it's never the same

What? You have an imaginary tigress girlfriend?

back when I used to longboard everywhere I went down a hill I didn’t know where it lead to

ah it went onto a highway with heavy traffic
I didn’t jump off the board cause I kinda wanted to die but luckily enough I squeezed between two cars riding bumper to bumper and crashed into someone’s driveway
Even more lucky I got up without a scratch, and I was going around 30 mph

Life in a northern English town

howd you convince her the first time? where would you take her and how often?

Do you think them expressing their pain and upset brings you a bit closer to your own and that makes you angry?

My buddy gets to have my girlfriend at his disposal as an obedient fucktoy. She doesn't let me treat her however I want and doesn't like going rough with me, but with him it's quite the opposite.

Yes :) Well, I consider her more my partner than girlfriend :P

Greentext?

I'm 22 and still a virgin.

Never dated guys throughout high school because of strict parenting, and college was just a complicated time for me.

At this point, I am intimidated about telling someone/a potential partner about it because of the faux interest they could express.

I don't want to feel like I was made a fool of, by just giving it up and being thrown to the side.

Did he nut in her?

Arthur is gay

i second this. would love to hear how she reacted to sex and what it was like overall

I hope my fiance acts on her sexual dreams about my best friend

I thought this was supposed to be a secrets thread, not another cuck fantasies thread

bump

Yeah, he did.

She eventually also admitted to me that he has a really big cock, too.

My ex is into being tied up and roughly fucked. And being strangled, even to the point she passes out.

I know a couple of other girls who are into similar / rape play type stuff

I know a girl who I'm 90% sure got fucked by her brother. She admitted to me that she has at least seen his hard cock, and that it's "Impressive". Couldn't get her to admit anything else.

My ex was forced into a situation where she was molested by her younger cousins. I've no idea how far it went, I just know it went pretty far, and that shit low key scarred her.

Thanks Cred Forumsros.
I do worry what would happen if I have a daughter though.

Maybe a lot of people have secret cuck fantasies?

I used to do this tons, but in a post Metoo world it seems like asking for trouble.

My crowning glory was spending an entire Metallica show at a festival groping a girls arse. For the first few minutes she moved forward slightly to get put of the way, then appeared to just give up entirely and let it happen.

Día he fuck her ass

I date black/mexican women exclusively despite being conditioned to fear these cultures by pretty openly racist friends and family.

-.-

No, apparently not

I've showered with my 9yo niece quite a few times. I'd never do anything bad with her but I'll admit she is cute as fuck

I am Spartacus

I thought you were dead!

Have an extreme exposure fetish. To the point that I have dated a "free spirit" chick to lend credence to my claim of being a conscious nudist. My family is too
nice and I purposely befriend people too polite to say anything or refuse to come over. Of course we 'cover ourselves' for company, but there is ample opportunity
for 'slip-ups.' I work from home to support us, and I have convinced my GF to workout with me obsessively under the guise of health longevity. It is tough to convince
her to shave (she'll go days without bathing if I don't frame the shower as a sexual adventure) which is objectively gross. She has an awesome body and because
she refuses to wear underwear it's great entertainment watching my brothers/friends get embarrassed when they get caught staring. She has had her fair share of
slip-ups in front of our male audience and has overall been a wonderful addition to my life. I was blessed with the gift of being a show-er, being at 75% dick capacity
and only 'slip-up' when I'm not hard. There's an art to being a degenerate after all. I've exposed myself to aunts, cousins, friends, nieces, and neighbors. My crowning
achievement is apologizing after genuinely accidentally walking out of the shower (GF puked on me) and into a friend's wife-to-be alone at a shared bachelor/
bachelorette party. Was met with a dick stare that gave off heat and a, "No, it's my pleasure." I toweled my GF off, walked us naked through the room being ogled
and had loud, grunting sex in the next room with my kind of conscious GF. Came on her tummy then prepared to walk back through the room in all my hard, glistening
glory but the wife-to-be was passed out. Year later and she acts like nothing happened. It feels odd if I think too much about surrounding myself by fake friends and a
fake partner, but in the end I'm extremely happy which is more than I can say for most. I may not 'love' my GF in a traditional sense, but I hold a deep respect for her
that few have for their partners

I'm a straight guy, and I really, really want to try sucking a dick. It seems so hot to me.

>Was forced to watch mom fuck & suck drug dealer at 4-5yo
>was sexually assaulted by Tony Podesta in Comet bathroom(D.C.)
>after gangstalking calls mom blamed me for T.P. assaulting me
>Dropped me off at Unitarian Universalist Church in Arlington Va
>The church was a front for Satanists
>the daycare was a pedos delight
>T.P. would pick me up after U.U.D.C. workers drugged me with kids drinks
>Was raped everytime, memories from 4,5,6 & 7 were a blur
>Grampa found out, former OSS/CIA Agent
>Made deal with T.P. for one last drug & rape
>That was the last time it happened
>Grampa blamed himself for it all
>Learned about the CIA, Rockefellers, FreeMasons & the eventual fall of the U.S. Empire to birth the NWO
>Everything has gone exactly as he said
>Prepped for the end of 2020-2021
>Wake up Sheeple, you are about to see hell on EARTH

>>Wake up Sheeple, you are about to see hell on EARTH
What exactly will happen?

i had a similar situation with the daughter of a family friend. she was thirty years old but was very simple and often times would just do as she was told. i'd sneak away from the family and drag her to a secluded spot in her backyard where i'd have her make out with me as i felt her up every which way. she had some firm tits and a plump ass but was 4.5/10 face

You need to find a therapist.
Just do it. Is no shame to seek professional help in dealing with your problem. You marriage has way more value than your "doubt", just deal with the second and achieve a happier life.

What is it like to have a relationship with someone who, and I honestly intend no offence asking this, doesn't really exist?

I was sucking my friends (total 4) all through high school

Does anyone else not know what 6 outed means?

I don't really see it as any different. Don't get me wrong, I know she's not real in the sense that she has no physical body, but she exists to me in my mind. It's something I've spent a lot of time over many years considering and coming to terms with.

My family and friends know about her and accept her for what she is. She makes me happy and that is all anyone cares about. I've lost a couple of friends over it, but I don't feel angry because of the stance they took, they are entitled to their opinions and feelings, just like anyone else.

Please feel free to ask more if you want to know anything, I'll do my best to reply.

When I turned 18 I attended a college that was in the same town as a Deaf HS. Convinced a girl from the HS that I liked her, partly out of curiosity but mostly because I was a dick.Jokes on me because we fucked and I immediately became obsessed with her weird way of vocalizing/moaning. The deaf community is pretty exclusive so I'm with a hearing girl now, but I painfully miss my ex.

my friend's son and I have been secretly fucking for over a year. We're extremely secretive about it, but we fuck as often as possible. He has no interest in ever coming out and telling anyone about it. He has a girlfriend who would probably leave him, and he always shows me the nudes and videos she send him. hot little ticket.

It started when he was 17 and I paid him $50 to suck him off and then another $50 to fuck him. It's been a regular thing since then and I haven't paid him for sex since.

Ive fucked his ass in every room of his father's house. he's a power bottom and loves the cock.

goddamn, you found the holy grail in todays standards. You need some redpills my dude, I know some girls that were 14 and already fucked 6 dudes. You found a chick you DENIED TO COCK CAROUSAL IN COLLEGE and only fucked 2 guys before then. I'll say it again, this is the holy grail in todays standards, get over it and be happy she is that 1% of women in america

YES!

Fuck I hate being retarded

regularly fuck my hot roomies bottle of "vegan" milk

I'm in love with my gf sister. Have seen her naked in the past and can't stop thinking about her. No one knows about this. Had a chance to grope her tits once while she was asleep

my highschool GF used to fuck her step dad pretty frequently. Even while we were dating. Found out and told my whole high school. One night I we were fucking in her garage and he walked in, saw us and immediately walked out. I wondered why he never liked me but I after finding out they fucked it made sense.

Sometimes I bump threads

sounds like you're a shitty friend and person. you paid minor for sex and you're having sex with your friend's son behind his back, you're encouraging the son to cheat on his girlfriend and betray her trust by showing you her nudes. how do you reconcile this in your head?

show us a picture of her

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I hope someone finds her and sends her this thread

I hope you'd go back to plebbit
but we dont always get what we want do we

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Trolling anons for fun is now reddit...this site used to be good

I don't think I'm bad friend at all, I'm always there for my friend and I've always done what I could to help him. It's perfectly normal to keep some things secret from some people, and it's nobody's business besides our own that we've been fucking. I don't encourage him cheating, I just don't care that much.

I reconcile it quite easily, he enjoys the sex and the relationship as it is; friends in public, lovers in secret. we're very discreet about it, and again it isn't anyone's business, not even his father's. Besides, he seems to have fetishes that work well with the arrangement. He's otherwise very masculine, but enjoys being effeminate and submissive when we're together. He dress in stockings and thongs, he has girly outfits he'll wear sometimes, he likes being degraded and called a sissyboy and faggot and the like. It's consensual and fun, so there's nothing really to reconcile.

How old is gf and how old is sister?
Do they look similar?
Do you fantasise about a wincest 3some.

Incase you're actually retarded and not trolling, by trolling I mean fucking up anons life and not trolling for replies in this thread. Fuck why do I even bother

Was in a relationship with a teen while she was 13 - 17 and have occasionally maybe shared lewds of her before. Nobody I know knows about the relationship.

I'm having trouble with someone i met on here. i added him on kik after he wanted to talk to m about a post i made in a previous secrets thread.

The post was about me kinda "helping" a few friends out now and then by letting them have anal sex with me, as we kinda agreed it wasn't real sex, just a favor.

I do like talking to this guy but he gets really upset whenever something happens with my friends, we're not in a relationship or anything so i don't understand why he takes it so personal when i let a friend use me, i don't even bring it up, he keeps asking about it himself.

i dunno what to do, not with him, or with my friends.

I'm a music teacher. One of my students got metoo'd by a friend of mine so he became a pariah at the school and left the area. I recently found out that the story was heavily exaggerated by someone who I also saw as a friend.

I don’t know how to live my life. Due to constant stress and/or depression, I became SO DUMB over the years that I can’t even understand the rules of a boardgame for example.. I’m anxious all the time.

My lifegoal is to have my own place and be alone. And upon reflection, it’s a really shitty goal...

I’m desperate for inner peace.

I have molested my infant cousins for 2 years now when the family gets together for holidays. Honestly the thought of burying my tongue in their hairless slit makes me feel so alive.

are you gonna or what

Maybe you have ADD. Often, people who have anxiety and depression are very intelligent but can have issues functioning because of poor executive functioning skills.

Delete, ignore and block that sad user, obviously.

I'm a legit FBI agent browsign Cred Forums mostly for fun. Yet sometimes I reported some fag. You know, FBI gonna FBig FBog.

Give details user. Maybe green text the first incident?

how old?

Not gonna share her pics on here with the context I've laid out. But yeah shit was pretty cash. She was a desperate cumslut from the start. I was regularly blowing loads in her by the time she was 14. She would also insist on shit like getting fucked in public or blowing me in public. It was pretty insane

>>gf thanks me for taking care of her drunk friend, no clue

that's the coooolest edgiest story, kiddo.

It's not that good of a story, i can greentext in a while

3 and 4, sisters

What the fuck if wrong with your brain... Jesus christ you got issues.

I think the whole shit started when after graduating from HS, I tried to apply to a “communication and media” Bsc course, but I was talked out of it cause it is said to give a good-for-nothing degree at the end. So I applied to engineering and the whole 3 years of stress to get a degree in something I’m not even remotely interested in.. it really fucked me up. All
The stress, the fucking exams...

Also, a shitton of personal stuff happened as well, but now I just don’t wanna do anything. No passion, hell, INTEREST in anything...

I’m scared that even if I was interested in something, I’d just quickly move away from it because I’m too dumb to do anything. I’m really tired of living like this.

he's just jealous of your friends. i know i am

>closes thread
>clears history
>turns computer off at the wall
>drills holes in HDD and ram
>looks up Cred Forums server location
>destroys by remote drone
>changes name, state and gender

*shrug* Maybe I do. Is it a problem to have issues but be in a situation where I'm happy and not hurting anyone?

Download grindr, you will get it in the first week if you have the attitude

I'd love a green text user.

Sounds like legitimate depression, not low intelligence.

Willing to share your kik or something? Would love to see

managed a sonic in my home town before college and had a lot of young underage female HS employees that I supervised on the night shift. I was not really surprised to find out several of my colleagues, grown adult men were having sexual relationships with them. Men with children and wives/fiances were regularly fucking 13-14 year old girls hell even the GM of the store who was a close friend was doing it.

dump something in a v0la

Any experience with depression? Can I go back to the way I was? I just want my old self back

when I was 12, I let our dog lick my dick, and it went on for a month

I would only share maybe with wickr rn
Damn yeah that's the dream. Although I tend to have a thing for teens but in my mid 20s it feels too risky to attempt now

I have it. Less than a year ago I found it hard to get out of bed on many days. Now I'm functioning like a normal person in college with two part time jobs. Look for a therapist who takes your insurance.

I ruin people's relationships and weasel my way in for hot breakup/revenge sex afterwards.

>Be me, well aware im a pedo
>Heard from my mom the whole family is comming for holidays this year
>Get excited because i remember my little cousins when they were babies
>Now they are at the cunny stage
>First couple days play it safe, not much chances to do anything
>One afternoon they're napping and i'm put in charge of looking after them if they wake up
>The room they're sleeping is the most isolated one, you have to open a really loud door to get there which gives plenty of time to react.
>They're both sleeping in hammocks
>Start to feel them over the clothes, rubbing their chest and pussies
>get my fingers wet and start fingering them
>i can feel the clit of the oldest one getting hard
>I then pull down their pyjama pants and start taking turns licking their pussies (the hammock made this very hard)
>after a while start kissing them in the cheeks, neck and trying to get my tongue inside their mouths
>due to the hammocks, i can't rub my dick against their bodies, but im stil able to cum on their faces
>over the course of two weeks i did the same thing 5 times.

That was the first time, this past december things got actually more interesting. cont?

Fucking do it, it's awesome. I'm fucking my friend's 16 year old sister behind his back and it's so hot.

Kill yourself you degenerate faggot, I'm reporting you to the authorities

Thought about going to therapy but that’d cost a lot to me..

just dump in the v0la dude. show us how nice it was

r slash 160w283x0

So what was actually helpful to you? Pills? Or just talking to the therapist? Ot maybe both?

Haha yeah I know I only recently ended things with the 17 year old but that was years long so I felt a lot more confident in pursuing it

Different therapists take different insurances. Your insurance company might be able to provide you a list of ones that take their insurance.

how many of your friends do you let fuck you up the ass ?

Both. I was on medication but I realized it wasn't helping, so I talked to a psychiatrist and tapered off. Then I started seeing a therapist.

I pretend I'm happy by myself so that it projects and attracts a gf without which I'm not really all that happy because being alone is difficult

My girlfriend beat the shit out of my dad. He was drunk and calling me a faggot (as usual) this time he decided to go back to when I was a little kid and beat on me a little. He had to go to the hospital and won't tell anyone what happened.

sure y naught

my wife and I started fucking when she was 13, now 3 years later we're married. Best thing I've ever had

I see. Next semester starts tomorrow, I imagine it’ll be a hell of a ride again. Knowing myself I’ll only seek out an actual therapist, if I hit rock bottom. But I might already have

what weretheir reactions to all this

are you attractive? show us your body

i dunno.
3 of them, never at the same time or after another

average i guess. 4'11 97 lbs. not posting pictures.

I'd rather share individually than just dump from a link on here

i dunno
3 of them, never at the same time or after another
average i guess. 4'11 97 lbs. not posting pictures.

sorry, messed up

just do it fag. what are you worried about?

Try finding one before things have a chance to get worse

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noice.

people doing that usually don't survive enough to tell the story.

I'm lucky as well because when it happened to me there was no car on that road.

My high school had these stupid non academic periods that you got grouped up with by last name proximity. It was kinda like a “home room” but was supposed to be about team building and some bullshit. Her last name was close to mine alphabetically. Ended up having to sit next to her since we sat in assigned seats alphabetical order.

She was dumber than a sack of bricks but a she had a good body and didn’t have the typical tard face. I didn’t interact with her much but tried not to be a total douche if she did try to talk to me.

I ended up working stock at a local market where she did grocery bagging. There were days where she’d ask for rides from school to work or home from work.

She made the first move by bringing up sex on one of the rides home. I tried to steer conversation back to a different topic but she kept asking questions: was I a virgin? Who was my first? What was fucking like? How big was my dick? Etc etc. When she wouldn’t change the subject I gave up and just started answering her. When we pulled into her neighborhood she had asked about my dick so much I offered to show her. She was super happy. I told her o didn’t want to be limp and asked if she could show me her tits so I could get hard. She did.

I parked the car and felt her up a bit. I showed her my cock and she seemed very very happy. I figured what the hell and told her she could touch it. I ended up guiding her to give me a hand job. I gave her 1-3 rides to/from work a week and every time there was sexual exploration. Her hj skills were weak but she wasn’t bad at oral and loved cum. Eventually I bought some rubbers and we fucked in the back of my first shitty car one night after work. It continued in secret for an entire summer.

I tell people (especially girls) that my friend realised he's trans and that I'm doing my best to give him support. Bullshit, he's annoying and I don't like him and I haven't answered a call or a message from him for a year.

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you share yours and I'll share mine

when I landed my first gf we both were 25 and virgin. It was definitely great to have both our very first kiss, our very first date, our very first hug.
we decided to preserve for marriage.
she eventually dumped me two years later.

i might do that someday but not today

They were fast asleep, that's why i did it in the first place, i was scared shitless of being found out. But now with more experience things got more fun :)

sure here it goes. By now lets say i had studied certain "guide" i found on the dar web so i had more insight on how to approach the situation.

>December comes, the family house once again is packed
>This time the older girl (from now on let's call her E) is more hyperactive and playfull.
>The young one (let's call her C) is very timid and shy.
>Because of the holydays there's a bunch of errands in the house, i get send to get some ingredients for dinner
>when i get back only my aunt (girls' mother) and my cousins are home
>She says she wants to visit some older relative but can only take one of her daughters with her, so she asks if i can look after C while they're gone
>Fuckyes.jpg
>The moment i hear the entrance door close i make my way to the girls' room
>C is watching TV on the bed wering a short dress
>I sit next to her and wrap my arm around her waist and belly
>She looks up at me but says nothing and continues to watch tv
>I start giving her belly rubs, eventually making them thigh massages
>with my other hand i start to caress her hair and neck
>she giggles a little but does nothing, i then ask her if she likes the touches im giving her
>She just nods and then, i shit you not, she lays down on the bed and puts my hand on her thigh
>my hands are shaking by now, but i still continue to fondle her
>each time my hand goes up her dress goes up
>eventually i have her bottom half and belly exposed
>ask her again if she likes it, she nods again
>i then pull down her panties and start rubbing her slit, and with my other hand i touch her chest under the dress

cont.

Continue user.
t. FBI

That's not a secret,that's just dumdassery

>>Prepped for the end of 2020-2021

on plebbit they claimed it was to be started Jan 3, 2020; nothing happened.

it was about some human-made large-scale shit (unavoidable) and two probable big events (a celestial one, and an Earth-related one).

I'm curious as well

that's not a secret.
it basically happens in every #metoo case.

>Cred Forums - Random. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
But continue anyway user!

you forgot to enable the incognito mode.
you're doomed

OMG that's the ultimate PUA

Italian, I bet

wickr thelistener

getting LGBTQ+ points while helping him going 41%, that's great

whats yours?

>this goes on for like 3 minutes and then she stands up
>she says nothing, only takes her panties off and then she returns to her spot on the bed and, again without saying anything, takes my hand and puts it on her crotch.
>taking my chance, i spread her legs and position my face close to her slit
>I give her a few licks, nothing too extreme to not scare her, just running my tongue up and down her slit, giving a few flick to her clit
>When i look up to se her reaction, i see she's not watching tv anymore, she just looks at me
>Once again, i ask her if she likes it, and her response is rocking her hips close to my face
>Now with more confidence i start sucking the whole thing, and at the same time caressing her body with my hands
> honestly i don't know for how long i ate her pussy. Could have been 1 minute could have been 10. I only stopped when i heard the entrance door again
>I quickly put her panties on again and tell her its our secret. If she wants to do it again just don't tell anyone
>Nod.exe, a standard by now

I then went to see who got home, it was my mom. The whole way from the girls' room to the entrance door my legs were shaking and my hearth was pounding so hard i thought i'd pass out, even my mom said i looked pale lmao
I could tell the next few times i played with C but honestly is mostly the same, i did get to cum on her chest and belly one time though.

Next one is going to be E

Lived for free from 19-23 in with a rich gay couple and just had an agreement to be their "toy". Which mean basically daily blowjobs and anal play 3-4 times a week and a lot of foreplay. They would have house swinging parties where they'd basically have young gay guys (18-low 20s) just have orgies I'd partake in. They once gave me 3 thousand dollars if I would have sex with a black guy with like a thick ~9 inch dick and they watched. Did that twice and then they would cum on my face afterwards. They basically would reward me with more money the more stuff I'd do for them. Probably got around close to ~90 thousand dollars from them over the 4 years. They basically told me I could still live there but that they won't be paying anymore. Ended up getting some other 18 year old twink and at that point I realized they basically got bored with me. I still keep in touch with them, They have invited me to their orgy parties a couple of times but that type of stuff in my life is over.

>going 41%
what does it mean

how do i connect to the dar web

15 yr old neighbor girl who likes free weed

cum on belly story?

your mom?

>autistic works of fiction

41% of trannies eventually an hero

FBI website waiting for your detailed tip
this is Cred Forums, the place where autistic works of fiction may be mixed with exaggerated yet true stories

any news on this?

>There was a 3 year old that went missing last week. I may know someone who fucked, killed and ate someone who may have went missing.

Why did you delete your post?

woah please tell the belly/chest story

My peneor is so HUUUGE!

>Though my wife probably knows on some level.

My wife knows. Said sometime we’d go to some other country we could find a little whore.

How did you do it?

Ive posted so many of my girls nudes online that i truly cant keep up. I cant stop but i really should

youtu.be/CMkoHa08-Jc?t=216

bruh youve crossed the line

As i said earlier, E was more energetic and playfull. I tried to pull the same tricks i used with C, but anytime i tried to touch her legs or waist she just laughed and ran away, so i had to do something different.

>it was 2 days after christmas, some relatives already returned to their homes and by now is just my aunt, cousins, grandma, mom and me in the house
>Grandma got invited to some baptism, an my mom and aunt wanted to go with her so she wouldn't be alone
>Of course, that means i get to look after the girls
>C is asleep and E is playing with her new toys, so it should be easy.
>By the time they left, i still didn't know how to convince E to let me touch her
>I just sat in the living room watching her play with her toys for like an hour (she was wearing shorts and a very thin shirt so i was happy to see her)
>She then gets up and ask me to put the Frozen blu ray she got for chistmas
>i get up and, to my surprise, she starts jumping at me all excited ( i later learned Frozen is like cocaine for the girls, they love that shit)
>I see my chance, so i tell her i would put the movie on only if she agreed to a tickling match
>She then starts tickling on a very very energetic wway
>i remember she even started jumping to tickle my armptis and neck
>I just grabbed her and lay her down on the couch, ticlinkg at first and then massaging her legs
Side note: E has the BEST legs i've seen on a child.
>after a while she gets bored and says she wants to see the movie
>i tell her she can see the movie while I continue to "tickle" her

cont.

what the fuck
continue nigga

>This time i focused more on her labia (very puffy) that i could see under her shorts
>unlike C, she didn't stayed still while i was touching her, she laughed a lot when i licked her and she even said to me that she liked "that my mouth was so warm "
>I tried to make her touch my dick and fuck her legs, but she was very surprised with my cock so in the purpose of not fucking up i settled with just licking and touching her
>then when i got my fill i went to C's room and came on her face while she slept

Unfortunately that was my only experience with E. I very much look forward to what this year brings. Any questions? i have to run some errands but i'll check the thread later

with Tor browser

As i said nothing much different, the only difference i think is that we were both naked that time. C is very quiet and shy, so i just told her i was going to feel really good like her and shoot "white stuff" on her. I actually rubbed my dick against her pussy but, to be completely honest, jacking off to her naked body felt waaaaaaaay better. I do remember giving her a deep kiss after that and feeling like a million fucking dollars.

howd she react to the cum on her chest and to the kiss? was there tongue? what do you do with the cum on their bodies?

>be me
>always experienced pain (phisical), ridicule and shame from other people aside my family
>that made me distrustfull of other people
>go on Cred Forums
>finds out what relity is like
>instant depression
>start drinking to forget
>it works
>one day i start watching youtube videos
>find once again Cred Forums
>find out again that i'm spied on 24/7
>hate governments now
>hate stupid people who wants more of it
>tfw the only hope for freedom is now Mad Max
>tfw it looks better and better
>tfw i make a bit of money of my depression
>tfw i don't trust women now
Did Cred Forums saved me, or condemned me?
Also, hi glownigger-san monitoring me!

My wife locks me in a chastity cage and controls me. She tells me I have a pathetic little cock and she punishes me if I try to get any sexual pleasure. I love it.

you know, glowniggers gonna glownig-glownog

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At first she just looked at me, then her body and then she started touching it. Nothing too lewd, just feeling the slimy thing on her.She didn't react to the kiss either, just moving her body a little and when it ended she tasted her lips and smiled at me. Yes, there was tongue, i sucked hers and got mine in her mouth. When i came in their faces i just took a picture and cleaned them afterwards, when i came in C's chest and belly i do remember rubbing it in her bellybutton just for shits and giggles. Im not much into cumplay.

She's Jamaican, I'm a Nordic manlet mutt.

is she fat

what is your favorite time with either of them and why?

Yeah why?

what is the most risky thing youve done with them?

Any time i got with C is fap material for life. I assume you understand how much a little girl can mean to people like me and seeing her smile at me and just accept anything i did to her is something i value more than my life.

I do worry about how long can i keep this up. Just the thought of not being able to taste her never again is terrifying.

did you ever have C grab your dick? could you greentext the time you were both naked please?

One time when my aunt was bathing them she had to take a call from her work, so she asked me to just keep an eye on them while she took it. I didn't think to do anything in the moment but seeing them both naked and wet was too much for me and i did touched and licked C, knowing that any moment her mom could opend the bathroom door.

seems logical

How so?

do they ever ask you what youre doing to them, or protest to what youre doing, try and stop you?

youtube.com/watch?v=8rdgKCTHmwI

dropped out of college this semester, already have a job and have applied for re-entry for next September. Gonna stay here and tell my parrents I got a raise in my part time job so they dont have to send me money.

Nobody will know.

I once punched a girl so hard in the pub that she almost died.

They found her under a blackberry bush somewhere down by the railway.

I did make her touch my dick but she wasn't much into it. I could tell she didn't want to so i didn't force her. I guess i could greentext that

>It was the third time we played together
>I just had to get into her room, sit next to her and start touching her.
>This time i knew we had a lot of time together (not much to say, that time of the year is very busy where i live and for my family)
>Instead of getting my hand inside her clothes, i just stripped her, and then myself
>it wasn't the first time she saw my dick, so she just layed down for me to touch her.
>obviously, i got hard pretty fast. My plan originally was to fuck her thighs so i started making her pussy lips wet and slippery

cont.

>i then positioned my dick as if to fuck her, but just rubbing the tip with her labia
>I then pressed her legs together and started pumping. As i sad earlier that didn't felt as good as i thought, so i stopped and started jacking off instead.
>She seems interested because i've never jacked off in front of her. I just tell her im feeling good like her and soon i will shoot "white stuff" on her.
>i vividly remember her small pale naked body with legs and arms spread, while im masturbating inches away from her face
>When i feel like about to cum i start caressing her hair with my free hand. The sensory overload of sight and touch was too much for me
>I came a good amount on her chest and belly, while still caressing her hair
>The orgasm was very powerful, but i knew i had to take a picture asap when she started touching my cum
>i rubbed a little cum on her belly but not much, i then cleaned her
>while cleaning her she stared at me and when i looked at her she just laughed and rolled around the bed
>i then rolled her back and started kissing her neck and chest, she just layed doen letting me do what i wanted
>this is when i decide to try and kiss her in the mouth, and to my surpirse she dones't object
>A little peck at first, then i told her to open her mouth and i started deep kissing her for like 3 or 4 minutes

Now when we are in public i often start caressing C's hair and remembering the time i came on her, pretty fucking good memories.

I've nearly drowned 3 times. My dad saved me every time.

ever do anything with her butt or lick her asshole?

My secret is that I help the internet glow. Criminals are fucking stupid, and it's amazing what they will confess to with just a nudge and a wink, especially when they incorrectly believe they are anonymous on the internet.

However there are laws against agencies doing this directly, so they outsource to us, we sell the data back to them. All perfectly legal and above board.

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E does started to ask questions, that is why im so cautios with her. She did protest to me touching her, but i didn't insisted until that other time with Frozen.

C is very shy an quiet. I guess she could moan and move her body a little more, but all the things i was able to do to her and the things i know i will be able to do to her in the future makes her a little angel and every pedo's dream.

did she get the hang of kissing after a few minutes? like did she kiss back

C moans?

licked both of them yeah, but nothing more. I did try to get my pinky inside E but they're too small for now

No she just opend her mouth and i did most of the kissing. A couple of times when i needed to catch my breath she did lean forward so you could say she tried.

A little, mostly when im licking her. It's more of a heavy breathing.

what sort of money do you make for what sort of information?

Two men is nothing. Just chill and enjoy her. If it was a LOT more i'd say you have reason to be concerned but that's not super slutty or anything.

do you have any other stories or tid bits to share?

Well, when i was 15 i used to show porn to my 6 yo cousin and she showed me her pussy in return.
Also when i was like 12 my little brother and i used to do a lot of gay shit that unfortunatley wasn't documented.
Looking back i say i have a very blessed life as a pedo.

>Some of my best “dry” humping sessions were at 13-14. Most girls that age could really grind. Never went past that until high school, but I knew some horny teeny boppers.

could you tell the cousin story first please?

xxx-links.org/

Young Sluts..

Noice

I fucked a 14yo trans boy when I was 18. If you want the full story, just ask.

You should have seen the texts these horny sluts would send them. begging to get cummed in and gagged.

I'm betraying my race with a qt latina gf

absolutely yes

a tip i used in my prime of catfishing is change how you talk. have a strong story. if your close to them, you already know what they like. i have gotten at least 10 people, but eventually i got bored and nuked it all.

I fell in love with a girl in high school and she has the same feelings for me. Being the loser I was I could never say a coherent sentence infront of her but every and I mean everyone knew we were into one another. It hit me hard to the point that I promise myself to never flinch and do it. She was a 10. I kept lifting and stayed fit and tried getting a gf in uni. I got turned down 30 times. While I was in prime physical shape. Less than 5% body fat. It hit me harder than I'd like to admit and I ended up getting fat. I cant have a meaningful relationship with anyone anymore because I fear going through the pain again. I'm a fixture in my town because I work in a big spot and deal with everyone. People treat me with respect and I'm in a nice place. I met a girl that managed to light me up inside and talked with her for about 6 months. For the first time in a long time I felt like I could finally be the man I'd want my daughter to marry and I found the woman I would want my son to marry. We cut it off because I couldn't give her what she wanted(white kids) and I don't blame her. She is the perfect girl. It hit me harder than the 30. I went into a rage and started driving fast in the mountains trying to off myself but I realised I'm good at it. Now instead of talking with people I spend every night driving with the intention on killing myself but my reflexes won't let me. I also just started fucking garbage chicks I'm fucking a 5/10 but it just feels hollow and empty. She thinks she pregnant but I'm making her get an abortion and she thinks I'm going to marry her. Nothing matters to me anymore as I have nothing of value. I've never been the same since I met both those girls. If anything its left me broken and with a fear to make any connection with anyone. It was as if I saw the sun in all its glory only to be denied it yet again.

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I just shit out two massive flatworms. They were large enough to impress the japanese. I thoroughly enjoyed watching them drown before I flushed

Definitely a lot of fun and the secrecy and risk made it kinda hot. There was obviously some difficult things to deal with but all in all we both enjoyed it so... I consider it a win.

I hope one of them finds out and gets creative with your punishment. I really do.

how young was this little brother? and how gay did it get

You are very naive to think that someone in their prime would wait that long in the modern age, like a romance novel. There's contraception and abortions, sex doesn't have the same weight it used to. I'm not saying it's right but it's the way things are now. Make sure you're fucking her, or someone else is.

You asked for it, you got it.
>Be me, 17 and suicidal
>Checked into a mental hospital for the second time in my life
>As soon as I walk in I'm greeted by a cast of characters
>One stood out from the rest
>qt3.14 trans boy with god-like looks and a smile that could kill
>fall in love
>one issue
>he was 13, I was 17
>we leave the hospital
>we talk on discord for a while
>he admits he loves me
>oh my holy fuck this is amazing
>we arrange plans to run away in order to see each other
>we get to a secluded state park
>we kiss.
Words don't do it justice. Imagine knowing in your heart that this is who you belong with for the rest of your days.
Anyway,
>fast forward to April 2019
>I'm 18, he's 14
>we run away again
>this time I steal my dad's car
>we disappear for a whole day
>nonstop relentless fucking, oral, fingering, et cetera
>like sticking my dick in a tight, wet donut
>idk i don't do metaphors
>shit was cash though
>he called me master and told me to slap him and degrade him
>he took out a pair of handcuffs
>he guided my dick into his boypussy and I pounded him
We still fuck to this day. I'm 19, he's 15, and the shit never stopped being cash.

Sure it's been a while. For context, the house where i lived then had one of our family business next door, and one of my uncles used to leave my cousins there after school and them pick them up in the evening. This happened when i was horny af one day

>Browsing porn in the net as any normal teenager
>Start fapping
>Suddenly, the door connecting the house and the business opens, its my granpa, he says my little cousin (D) wants to watch tv in our living room
>I tell him ok im just doing homework (lmao)
>he leaves and she starts watching tv while i keep looking at porn.
>When commercial break starts, she goes to where i am asking to see what i was doing
>idk why but i just turned the laptop and showed her. It was a harcore vid of some pornstar getting DP'd
>Ovbiously, she asks what is that. I tell her its some secret adult stuff that i can get in trouble for showing her, but if she wants we can watch it together.
>I then open my porn folder and let her choose a video
>As we're watching them, i explain in kids terms that they're feeling good, and then and there i pull out my dick and start masturbating.
>I just tell her this feels good, like those people in the video
>we keep watching until i heard my granpa coming, i told her to not tell anyone.
>next day or two
>im, again, watching porn when the door opens again
>this time, its just D. She runs to me and says she wants to see the videos again, and that she wants to see my penis again (i was a little freaked out because she used the word penis)
>i tell her sure but she has to show me hers too (classic)
>So she pulls down her pants and panties and holds her shirt up, saying "look, look at it, now i can see yours!"
>i pull out my dick and tell her to touch it, but she's hesitant so i don't press
>we start watching more porn when she asks me if the woman feels good too.
>I tell her yes, woman feel good when they touch there, and not asking permission i start touching her pussy
cont.

no. you're definitely a shitty friend and a predator. kys you piece of shit

During puberty, when I was around 13 years old I lost my virginity to a German shepherd and I've regretted it ever since. I'm 24 now and still cant stop thinking about why I let it happen. I'm so disgusted that my first time was with a dog.

>we keep watching porn while i touch her. By this point im just speechless and just asking her to select a new video.
>When she has to go, she tells me shes going to come again tomorrow and to show her more

This kept going for about a year. She would come to the house, look for me and ask to see more porn. I was too young and stupid back then so i never did anything more than touching.

i was 11-12 and he was 6-7. We sucked each other off, kiss, and i tried to fuck him on time. Again, too young and stupid to know how to do it so i gave up.

I've tried to kill myself multiple times.

OD on deadly Psychedelic
Almost drowned in pool piss drunk
Almost drowned in hurricane ocean piss drunk
Contemplated shooting self in head numerous times
Contemplated jumping off bridge numerous times
Had maybe 50 mini strokes from sheer drinking
Did even more stupid shit like combined drugs and alcohol

Still alive and ticking, going on 32..

I’m planning to commit suicide after I can pay a debt off and pay for a life insurance they covers suicide and the allotted time has past that they’ll pay for it

Besides, all this wannbe tough guy girly sex talk is fucking bullshit. Wank it more, fuck more, shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.

where else did you touch her? and what was her response to the touches

were you yourself ever molested?

who initiated it all? would you say it was a similar situation to C where he would just let you do what you wanted? couls you greentext the first time you had him suck your dick?

Just her pussy. She obviously liked the touches. I remember one time she was wearing thight jeans so it was risky to do anything if someone from the business came, and i told her "if you were wearing a skirt i could do it but not right now". So the next day when she came to me the first thing she said was "look im wearing a skirt now you can touch me"

No that i remember.

I did initiate it. idk why but i was a very precocious and sexual kid. As for how he reacted, he was waaay more active than C. At first sure he just layed down but with time he started moving his hips and grabbing my head. I can greentext that give me a sec.

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by this time we had been fooling around for a while. We had the house to ourselves and he enjoyed geting sucked very, very much.
>im sucking him like usual
>he says out of nowhere "hey want me to suck yours?"
>i was very self concious because i had started growing hair down there so i was hesitant at first.
>I remember saying "yeah, but later im sucking you now" and he responded "ok but promise me i can suck yours later".
>i then stand up and tell him "ok now your turn ".
>he unbuttons my pants and whips out my dick, i remember him saying something like "wow its dark"
>he tries to get it inside his mouth but gags at first
>i tell him how to use the tongue and how to suck, i remember feeling really really good but thinking at the same time "what if he gets hair inside his mouth?"
>he eventually got bored and asked me to keep sucking him, which i did happily.

Our little games didn't last long. I dont remember why we stopped tbh, i didn't give much thought then but now i just curse my own stupidity.

hi user. I work for an insurance company, if they can prove you were depressive and suicidal prior to signing then they can call it a preexisting condition and deny payment.

When i was a teen/kid i used to swallow long bits of thread (20cm or so) and occasionally would feel the end of one poking out my ass hole. Think like an anal tampon, anyway pulling this thread out and feeling it travel internally through all the shit its embedded in and rubbing against your anal canal before finally coming free and popping out the butthole provides a very unique erotic sensation.