Sit down, get comfy whilst I make you a nice hot cup of coco!

Sit down, get comfy whilst I make you a nice hot cup of coco!
Tell me what's bothering you user.

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i have no fucking cigarettes and no money to buy them

>coco
That's not how you spell that, moron.

>nice hot cup of coco
Do I look like a child?
Coffee before lunchtime, whisky afterwards.

be nice to her

If you don’t get this jap cartoon bullshit the fuck away from me I’m going to fucking strangle you, you fucking cretin.

Fuck the cocoa, get me a log of chew.

I can see you're agitated user.
Breathe with me, one, two, three and out...
Now sit down and relax user, trust me you'll feel better.
I'll make you a coffee than instead user.
Cigarettes are bad for your health, it's a blessing in disguise.

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Pakis

What's bothering me is that you don't want to suck my dick

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What the fuck did you just say nigger?!

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my dad is a drug addict and he REALLY doesn't like me :(

Bloody pakis, the whole lot of you raping our kids, taking our jobs and bleeding us dry with your nasty inbred, diseased, mongrel babies on benefits and taking up our housing and lines at the doctor's.

I wanted to be a woman, but I can't do my transition because I have dangerous heart problems...

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fucking top kek

That was, like, not a joke.

Yes, yes it was.

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so in a way, you could say you.....didn't have the heart to transition?

It would break his heart if he did that.

i guess you could say he would have a heart attack

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I could say that.
But I have an honor.

Quite litteraly, to be honest

Yeah, otherwise he'd do it within a heart beat.

KEK

I had a hearty laugh

Come on guys, don't be rude, the dude was having a heart to heart conversation with us now...

How could you be so heartless?

I just had a change of heart, this isn't funny.

I'm truly sorry! all my intentions were good-hearted...

Don't worry you all. I don't take a lot of things to heart.

I apologize man, and I say that with heartfelt sincerity

I accept your apology. It goes straight to my heart.

(the time I spent on this website really made me able to laugh at everything...)

I don't believe you, you have a heart of stone.

You can always have a heart to heart with us user.

But seriously, what made you want to be a woman? Anything specific?

Thank you.

(I can't think of a heart related joke on this one.)

Hu nothing specific, I've just litterally always seen myself as a woman.

But it'd be lying to say that I don't dream about having big natural boobs and getting my vagina licked by a hot lesbian.

At least you have your heart in the right place.

Well, to be fully honest, I don't.

Don't lose your heart just yet.

don't worry, my heart will go on.

Just follow your heart.

well it was really heartwarming to talk with all of you, but I've got to go.

Such a heartfelt farewell...

This guy drinks fosters. Your girlfriend doesn't deserve to be hit by you guy.

Nice.