What's the deal with girls and horses? Why do they love them so much?

What's the deal with girls and horses? Why do they love them so much?

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ask a girl spergy.

they get to open their legs and rhythmically bump up and down in a particular way on the horse back.
also the smell

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They can't hear the noise the hooves make.

horses are cool and cute af and feminine look at the horses long pretty hair lol

They get to feel like they're in control of a creature much more powerful than they are. They get off on the idea of taming power.
It's practice for manipulating men.

what makes you think this? its just a cool animal

have you ever seen a horse dick?
it's huge.

rabbits are cool, do you see women sucking rabbit dicks?

rabbits are more cute than cool
and why do you think of animal sex when you think of women anyway lel

just because you havent seen it,doesnt mean it doesnt happen

It's cool because it's powerful.

They're like big dogs you can ride and they're not annoying as fuck. Have you ever seen a real horse? I'm guessing not

Bestiality is fucking nasty
ew why do some people like it
I thought it was because of this but horses have long hair and eyelashes that look feminine even if its a boy horse, they're pretty and tough at the same time

They pack a two foot long shlong that's thicker than most dudes calves.
Why the fuck do you think girls like horses?

why would it be nastier ? My gf likes dogs and I dont have any problem with it

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Dem digits

>tall and strong
>silent and brooding
>reliable and dependable
>huge cock
>you can bump your pussy up and down against it in public
Horses are basically Men 2.0. We should be grateful they haven't yet replaced us.

That GET is the size of a fucking horse cock user

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does your girl get knotted?

Guy with horse GF here:
She has a mare. She got into horses because her mom had horses for her whole life.
She loves the horse like it is a part of the family. She says that the horse has her own personality and she can understand her without words. And this bond between them feels great.
Also she says that it's awesome when you can control such a big animal with some movements and gestures. So a control thing. But she is not dominant as a person and also not in bed, so we can rule out sexual fantasies or some shit.

She also uses the neck thing and rarely the face thing to control the horse because she practices horsemanship, the horse gets treated like a friend and not like a pure sports equipment.
Now the main question
>do you get orgasmic feelings during riding?
She said that nobody sits with their pussy in a way where you could feel pressure and the horse moves hard so even if, the pressure would be painful and not good.

I rode the horse and can confirm. Even when the horse runs very slowly, you have to pay attention to be in rhytm or else you slap your balls on the horses back and it sucks.

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with girls and cats too. I don't get it

yes she does
she learnt it from her sister when she was younger

And here we see a man being cucked by his girlfriend.
Sad.

Nice. Post pics of the dog user

>gf spends all her time and money riding a large muscular animal
>user stays at home paying the bills
>"i-is it a s-sexual thing?"
>"NO user, what are you fucking gross?"
>user rides the horse and it deliberately breaks his balls
confirmed cucked. Sorry user.

>so we can rule out sexual fantasies or some shit.

what a moron,i bet her mom probably fucked horses to

Now lets continue my TED talk.

>do girls like horse dick?
Gf said that maybe some outsiders might have fantasies but she said:
>If you would know how disgusting it is to wash dried up smegma of the horses cock you could understand that only somebody who doesn't own a gelding can find the dick hot

Here in germany, most stallions get castrated and become geldings. If not, they wouldn't be able to live in a big stable together. Box horses is a different topic but stuffing an animal that is born to run into a small box is top tier retarded and not healthy for the psyche. Good horses can turn crazy if you don't know how to entertain it.

perverts

They have the big penis

How? It's a mare, it has a pussy so if we are talking in Cred Forums terms, she is the one who should be worried.

Her parents pay for it, she splits work up between her an her mom. Gf can't spend so much time because she has a job.
I also have a job, why would i stay at home and pay bills? We split the bills for the flat and food and all. She wouldn't let me pay for the horse because it's not my horse.
Mom had also only mares.

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>cucked user lashed out on the internet
>threatens to fuck the horse's pussy
Have you and gf considered counselling to work out these issues?

>if we are talking in Cred Forums terms, she is the one who should be worried.
You gettin ideas boi?

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horses are more useful than men who vote democrat, that is a fact.

Now to get you even more insight about horses.

There are of course the kind of girls that threat the animal like sports equipment. The clishee thot equestrians.
GF says that these are just vapid people and if they didn't have horses they would flock to any other hobby that has a flair of money and fame and all that jazz.
Here in germany it's rarer because people are generally more down to earth and treat their horses good. But there are def. bad horse owners, the horse thots that use the horse for flashy insta pics and lock them away in small boxes after they are done with them.
It was a joke answer for a joke post from you.
Don't try to get under my skin. You insult me by thinking that some normie just got into this thread and does not know how things here are.

I was already here when Cred Forums looked like a dominos restaurant and the trolling was def. better.

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LITERALLY 90% of every horse riding club or whatever they're called are women. Sometimes 100%. She would look at videos on FB and YT as well and even the comment sections were practically ALL FEMALES. Something I hadn't before seen ANYWHERE on the internet.

based OP,

i too jack it regularly to Erin Williams from Blackheart Equestrian

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lmfao

get help

So if you're in some desperate need to find women - that's the place.
Oh, my first girlfriend was into horse riding and she invited me over to attend a class with her.
So boring. And it's not a smart animal at all... steps anywhere, on anyone's feet, you never know when it might be pissed off and kick someone xD
ruined her friend's car, because she parked it not too far from a horse and it literally messed up the cars chasis by chewing on it (they actually do that shit a lot, look it up xD)
From what I understand the appeal comes from childhood.
Fairytales and movies having princesses on horseback, it being such a "feeling of freedom and it's so romantic" or whatever.

Because they dont have to take care of them.

A horse can’t chew on the chassis of a car. You can’t see the chassis unless you have taken off large chunks of the body. The horse would have to chew through the entire body first...

They either project human cahracteristics on the horse and just love it or are attentionwhoring with the horse. Or both.
This is a good example. This is just for the foto and to show off ass and horsy. Just combing the horse before putting the saddle over would get these pants dirty from hair and sand that the horse hase in its fur.

Def this. My gf said it herself
>there are so many, desperate, super nice but lonely horse girls. They just can't deal with the superficial/dumb rest of society and rather isolate themselves in their stables instead of going out to normie spots to find a bf.

But the example you made, well that is just a horse raised by people that don't understand how to raise a horse. Just like when stacy adopts a pit and it eats her.
Girls horse never stepps ony any feet and is very well trained. When horses act up you need to show them some dominance and get them back in line. And of course it mus have proper movement. A bored horse is harder to raise properly.
Chewing is a thing yes, mostly reaction to stress or tension. Some do it more some only rarely. Depends on what the owner has taught them and how much respect the horse has been taught.

>tl:dr retarded owners make retarded animals

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I think he used the wrong word. It was maybe a part sticking underneath from a pickup or suv. They use these to tow the horse trailers. 4x4 is usefull in mud.