Got him Titanic for his birthday so we can watch it together because I know he loves boats movies so much but he always...

>got him Titanic for his birthday so we can watch it together because I know he loves boats movies so much but he always falls asleep or just posting on that weird clover leaf app that's not even on iPhone

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women owe me sex

Have sex

based
redpilled

First post best post.
This but unironically.

have kids

>I know he loves boats movies
Kekekekekekek

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Titanic is boring as hell. Why girls love this boring and loooooong garbage?

Im a woman, would you like to fuck me??

men owe me sex

yeah

Even roasties can appreciate the genius of James kino Cameron

Women owe some sex. Only ones I find attractive though. And they have to be real women.

shut up fatty

Have sex

>falling asleep during titanic
>missing propeller guy

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Bitch should have got Das Boot.

Neither men nor women owe each other sex.
Contrary to popular belief, is possible to be involuntarily celibate without believing women owe you sex.

dilate

Overshot it.
Less is more reddit newfag.

Have sex

I'm only 135lbs :(

>loooooong
so true hahaha

>he's a phone poster
Oof.

Hahahah dude 4ch is such an obscure web site, normys annd womens are so dumb they won't understand me heh...

apply more bacitracin

On the other hand, women owe me sex.

Good idea, bad execution
Likely a lurker

tits or GTFO

Based, i just dont care. Im a pretty good looking guy and if I went to a bar, put on my fake charming guy impression, and bought a chick some drinks. I could get laid. But I just dont care anymore. Most women are hollow vapid husks of meat and bone. And im not really that much better than them. I'll jack off and not think about sex for a week. I have more time to focus on bettering my life. Then maybe one day if Im ready to have a family maybe i'll give relationships a second chance. But as of right now, having intimate relations with anyone in my age group (20s) seems trite and stupid.

Apply more sex

Women have always been that way, but in the past they were conditioned by men to have some semblance of virtue/nobility. Now they’re just slags left to rot in their own miserable hands

i really like titanic though
because of the ship

titanic is for boomers

Titanic is pretty good though.

What the fuck is this obsession with apple products??

Seriously why would you go to the highest point on the ship then jump off there
Why not move down a ways and jump like 5ft

Should've just gotten him pic related. It's the perfect gf/bf movie.

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Cope
But also same

have sex

Have kids

i want to have sex so much bros

You’d get sucked into with the ship if you didn’t have the proper distance from it

here's your (you) trannie

It was 1912. Most people were dumber than mud back then and wouldn't have known this

Not him but can i fuck you?

Bro you can experience this in a bathtub, it’s intuitive

I couldn't fit my fat ass in a bathtub let alone a luxury liner dumbfuck

Kek