Ok godtards it’s that time of day again. Ready kids? Your god’s fake, your heaven’s fake, your hell’s fake...

Ok godtards it’s that time of day again. Ready kids? Your god’s fake, your heaven’s fake, your hell’s fake, your baby jesus was nothing more than plagiarised fiction, your religion is a scam designed to separate idiots from their cash, your priest knows that he is a liar and you are a drooling gigatard. Questions?

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It’s a sign!! WTF I’m a godtard now.

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How much do you charge for a blowjob?

Why do you bother?
You can no more change a religious persons mind than he or she could change yours.
It's futile.

Lono is based

>your heaven’s fake, your hell’s fake
Explain all the near-death experiences where they visited hell. Mass hallucinations, right?

Depends. Are you a nigger?

Well played.

100% incorrect. Rates of theism are declining in countries with decent education. That means people ARE changing their mind, thanks in part to the efforts of people who shine a light on the religion scam. You’re welcome.

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A bunch of brain chemicals and misfiring synapses show you the so-called afterlife? And this is the basis of your faith? Do you believe dreams are real too? I mean, they happened in your head too. Right?

Aye, with each new generation who's had a decent education.
I'm talking about those who're steeped in their religion, terrified to let it go.
You won't convert anyone - but in time you may influence a youngster or two.

>near-death
Not dead
>visited hell
So living people are dropping into hell for a quick visit? JFC. This might be news to you, but people have a habit of making. shit. up. If you want anyone to take your hell seriously, you will need to produce some evidence beyond the addled ravings of a half dead godtard.

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Idk jesus was pretty dope saying to be chill and shit. While religions based on many gods are pretty fucking gay

Also this

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near death experiences don't prove shit

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Firstly, your baby jesus was fiction. Didn’t exist. His myth is a clear and obvious plagiarism of older myths. Secondly your superhero introduces us to the concept of being burned and tortured forever in the new T, while endorsing all of the primitive barbarism in the old T. In other words, he was a toxic cunt.

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People de-convert all the time. The net is full of such stories. Granted, my approach might not be the most effective in helping others return to sanity, but idgaf. I’m mostly here for the lulz.

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If God doesn’t exist why are you so angry about him, OP?

>brain chemicals
Of course. Yet they all had virtually the same experience. We'll all find out for sure eventually, that's guaranteed.
>half dead godtard
One was a prolific Atheist.
youtube.com/watch?v=mTIcJNdYlcQ

>telling lies for jesus, volume 37 centillion

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God mode

You won’t find out. You will be dead. Atheists are not immune to occasionally babbling garbage too.

I'm really sorry you think that way. You seem like a good person but ultimately full of hatred for others. Seek God and don't forget that the Lord died for your sins.

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I feel bad for people who have never had a Divine experience. Life was so mundane before I realized you could seek the beyond; visit it, play with it, speak to it

>Be OP
>raised religious
>hits teens
>questions his parents beliefs
>thinks he is special for figuring out santa claus isn't real
>makes this post

Which god should I seek? Your favourite one?

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>Life was so mundane
If you’re bored, then you’re boring. Imagine being bored in 2020 with all of the options available to us. You must have an extremely limited imagination. I could live for 10,000 years and not get bored.

>You won’t find out
You'll find out if dead means lights out for good or I left my body and went somewhere else.

Bzzzt. Raised without religion. Not taught to believe. Not taught to disbelieve. Left to work it out on my own and that I did before completing primary school.

Prove it. Oh wait, you can't.

>Questions?
Just one. Why are you such a faggot?

Personally, my belief in God is more about peace of mind and comfort that there is someone watching over me and guiding me. It helps me get through some tough times, and I would recommend it to anyone who is struggling. You don't have to become this devoit Christian and give up a whole load of stuff, but just having that faith is enough to push you forward out of that ditch you might me in. But that's just me

Second also thanks satan

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lmao

Society works better if we pretend God exists because externalizing our morality in something eternal prevents us from re-writing it on a whim every generation and ruining everything.

I wish I could be an inquisitor and burn the spiritual impurities from op and other atheists and pagans/heathens.

So make believe you have an invisible friend, even knowing that you're just making that shit up? So lie to myself for long enough until I brainwash myself into believing it?

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Observable reality across the globe contradicts your anecdote.

Why don’t you pretend that you’re the queen of England instead? Just imagine it: all those palaces and riches. You would be in paradise!

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