Decide what goes on my pizza

Decide what goes on my pizza.

0 or dubs+ decides

>FIRST option: size and crust

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pubes from a hobos ass

Gluten free crust small size cuz ur a faggot.

Dubs declares you may not order any pizza and you must go fuck yourself.
Peace, also, sage.

Dubs has spoken.

Max everything

Reroll

x large thin crust

Rerolling

X-large

REROLL
WEEWOOWEEWOOREROLL

Voting for pubic hair

reroll

Rerolling max it!

Show me small gluten free

Thin crust

extra spinach.

Reroll
Checkem

You aren't understanding, we're choosing the size and crust right now. Toppings are later, and I doubt hobo pubes are an option.

So close yet so far

No sauce

Dubs

Another dudes dick hairs

Pubes

Ass hair

large deep dish no cheese no sauce no toppings

Fair. Max size then crust hasn't be chosen yet then.

Green pepper

4x jalapenos and pineapple

None pizza with left beef

16"

size small

Pick the pubes off your dads bar of soap

Crunchy thin crust.

pineapple,pepperonni,tripple cheese, and

lmao pubes

voting for dick hairs too

X-large chosen, and there's only one crust for the XL, so the crust is Brooklyn Style.

>STEP 2: CHEESE AMOUNT, SAUCE TYPE AND SAUCE AMOUNT

Please only pick from what's available, in this step, or you'll be ignored

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pull hair out of your ass and put them on the pizza pie

10"

No sauce

Double cheese, bbq sauce in normal amount

sub cheese for pubes

Cheese whole pizza because, fuck yeah cheese. Sauce barbeque.

rolling for garlic

no cheese no sauce

Barbecue aauce

only the finest logs fresh out of andy's anus

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No cheese no sauce

rolling for BBQ

rerolling

Max cheese, whole pizza, barbeque sauce. rerolling and fixed because I'm retarded.

Reroll

hearty marinara sauce

no sauce no cheese

reroll

what kind of communist eats a pizza without sauce

Reroll... Gunna make u a dank pizza op

hearty marinara sauce

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BBQ normal cheese

Rerolling for maximum pleasure and heart attack enabling.

max it / bbq

CHECKED

winrar

Alfredo sauce no cheese

Kek do it

Check'em

winrar.
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Not winrar

Idk why u guys arent just making him a normal bbq chicken bacon pizza which is obviously the best.

Sorry, but you’re outranked by

Max amount of alfredo sauce

We aren't here for normal.

They won't let me do no-cheese, but I put "light cheese". Marinara has been chosen.

>PIZZA SO FAR: XL Light Cheese Marinara

>STEP 3: TOPPINGS

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I want him to have EVERYTHING as much as is allowed money be damned. Going for maximum pleasure outside of quantity.

Animal semen, or clerk semen if they don't have animal semen.

Only jalapenos and pineapple

EVERYTHING IM THE LARGEST AMOUNT THEY WILL ALLOW. IF LIMIT HEAD FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

Extra onions

HOT SAWSE LIKE A BAWSE

ham and pineapple

Rerolling this but no sardines because I'm retarded and that's disgusting.

Must get fantastic toppins m8

Hot sauce, jalapeños and garlic

rollin for italian sausage and feta

All of them

garlic and spinach.

Every topping

roll.

ham and hot sauce

Everything!

Anchovies, pineapple, olives

dubz

Winrar

Fucking faggot.

Hot sauce, ground beef, pineapple

rollin

Winrar. Also if dubs you have to also order a liter of diet pepsi

>Anchovies, pineapple, olives
I think I won

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Beats ham and hot sauce by a mile

Feta and italian sausage added.

>STEP 4: SAUCES

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anchovies aren't an option

Shit

ranch

All of them

all

Garlic for shizzile

Canadian Bacon

none.

Fair enough, rolling for ranch (and great justice)

ranch faggot

Garlic butter

20 garlic dipping sauces

All

5 sides of marinara cuz u wana bathe the pizza in it.

Vagina juice

Looks like garlic for you sir

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winrar

Not kissing anyone tonight so the dubs train is good to me ;)

Ghost peppers

post pic when arrived

Holy shit on a shingle! Trips?! Someone get me a lottery ticket stat!!

Pineapple

jesus fucking christ, they want me to pay 30 bucks for a single pizza.

>STEP 5: OP IS A FAGGOT

I'm not paying 30 bucks for a pizza. What the fuck.

Even if I switch to large, it still costs 30 bucks.

forgot pic

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Trips of truth confirm user is eating alone tonight...

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i hope you die soon

Ice cream

Rolling for OP to not be a bitch and get the chocolate lava cake

how much did you expect a delivery pizza to cost, dumbass?

Asparagus

Where the fuck are you ordering that from??

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Go back and get the 2 for 5.99 deal and order ur meme pizza and the god of all things bbq bacon chicken pizza

domino's

this is why i just get 2 medium pizzas and a buffalo chicken sub minus bleu cheese for 18 bucks. youre a fucking retard.

...

sad but not true. also, creepy stallone is best stallone

rusty nails

God damn you amerifags get fucking ripped off something royal.
So do you guys have pizza hut? What would same pizza cost there?

Idk dipshit where do u think that company started?

top with a fresh pile of dog shit

You've saved the thread. I will do that.

>PIZZA 1: MEDIUM
THIN CRUST
MARINARA
ITALIAN SAUSAGE & FETA
GARLIC SAUCE

>STEP 6: SPECIAL

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10 dollar tax? Where the hell do u live user?

Well I don't know, dipshit. You USED to have Pan-am, blockbuster video and a fucking mining industry.

jews

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Rolling for uncut

UNCUT

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Uncut. And if they fuck up and cut it, tell them u want a new one

uncut

use coupon code 9174 ( i work for dominos )

DONE.

>PIZZA 1: Uncut Thin-Crust Marinara with Italian Sausage & Feta and Garlic Sauce

>STEP 7: CHOOSE THE SECOND ITEM

CHOOSE ONE: Medium 2-Topping Pizza, Bread Twists, Salad, Marbled Cookie Brownie, Specialty Chicken, Oven Baked Sandwich, Stuffed Cheesy Bread, 8-Piece Boneless Chicken, or Pasta in a Dish

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Also rolling for uncut

8 piece boneless chicken

Marbled cookie brownie

Pineapple

pasta breadbowl, chicken carbonara

salad

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anchovies, u cunt

Were gunna get that mother fucking cookie op

TOO LATE. NOT AN OPTION.

brownie, with gammas special touch

...

Get the sandwich they're low key bomb af.

rerollin hippie style

Salad chosen.

>STEP 8: CHOOSE SALAD

choose a salad

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So close...again

2nd pizza

Chicken Caesar no chicken

chiken ceasar

Edit the salad to lettuce only

Classic bro

that wasn't dubs
but you did get dubs
you may or not be a faggot

>low key

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+ no chiken in it

invoking the power of dubs again

>af
the fuck does af mean? you mean ALF the old tv show?

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>chiken ceasar
Winrar

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Chicken chosen.

>STEP 9: CHOOSE DRESSING

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Caesar only croutons

Original post says if it ends in 0 or dubs

balsamic

balsamic with hot sauce

25 ceasar dressings

Balsamic fgt

Raaanch

remove free dressing
don't take any

5 balsamic

ranch with olive oil

reroll

Dry

14 ranch

17 balsamic dressings.

again

Re roll once

Hdgaig rolk

Reroll

all 3 with extra hot sauce

7 caesar, 4 balsamic, 11 ranch

again

.rar

this is gonna mindfuck them lmao, roll

Balsamic

last time

>
>.rar
This
5 balsamic for the win

>x-large Brooklyn crust
>double cheese
>double pepperoni

The best thing you can get from Domino’s. I used to work there so I’d know.

Lmaooo gotta get dat 15$ in dressing

Why?

you dont need salad dressing u fat fuck

They just are the best thing out there I usually get a regular xl Brooklen but extra cheese and pepperoni would defiantly make it 10x better

3 dollars poorly spent.

PIZZA AND SALAD HAVE BEEN BOUGHT. The total was $27.00, with tip.

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Did op die

Offer to tip the deliveryperson an extra $20 for a blowjob

pepperoni pizza is the fucking lamest fucking pizza choice ever faggot!! like really.. there are so many different pizzas and you get pepperoni?? FUCK YOURSELF

Nvm
It was well worth it how long does it say it’ll take?

if trips buy another one

Op needs to deliver pics when pizza is...delivered

>8:38 PM
so youre a west coast faggot huh

None pizza left beef

Hand tossed with extra jizz cos you are a faggot

bumping for delivery

Hope your delivery guy is cute op offer him a $10 tip if you can suck his cock

can op be naked to take the delivery?

will post pics

Ya gotta be over 18 to post here bud

Absolutely this

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TRIPS DEMAND IT

How the fuck did you figure that out?

77-89 minutes, from when it was ordered

IT'S IN THE OVEN. HYPE.

>STEP 10: DECIDE WHAT I WATCH WHILE I EAT THE PIZZA AND SALAD

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This is why i do the 9.99 carry out 5 topping large. Fucking overpay and have to wait 60mins for a warmish pizza

Ass

because im east coast which is 3 hours ahead of the west coast. i also know that britbongs are 5 hours ahead of my timezone.

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whewres hte piza

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The Room

isaid wher sis the pizza

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police academy

iwant wat ot see the pizzaz

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Gay porn or American cartoons

where. is the pzia

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Okay but say you were from Guam or some shit how the fuck would you know he's west coast just from the time?

is it it time for the pizza

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The double number man has spoken

OP
PLEASE
I BEG OF YOU

Fuck off niggers it’ll take at least another half an hour

give us the piza we wnat to see the pizza

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It is chosen. Plus, it's on netflix. perfect.

How do they "quality check" a pizza? wtf

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Seikon no quaser

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Time zones you spastic just look that shit up

The trips have spoken Op

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Make sure it’s not over cooked or made improperly also to spit in it and add pubes

please dont ignore the trips OP

user do you think Guam isn't in a timezone or something?

then fuck off you underaged little faggot

That's just marketing.
Do you really think they would do a check and if it's not good enough remake it?

Op can we get time stamp and face with pizza when it comes?

Guam doesn't understand time zones

Back when I worked at a pizza place, if the toppings were off, we'd have to remake it.

This or Op fails

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>Guam doesn't understand time zones
???

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I thought Guam was only a island made up by the rdr2 devs

Guam likes Pikachu's cute little cheek oranges

Do right by the trips

Think naked savages living in cargo containers who happen to be American citizens

whats the meaning of this image?

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Die baiter

> Be Op
> Ignore trips
> Be faggot

ok cougar

Sounds like a trailer park in the south

OP will surely deliver

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Come on, you know you want to really

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Except the tornadoes are a lot bigger and called typhoons

Honor the Trips OP

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>provides a fuckload of troops every year
Fuck off you unpatriotic sack of shit.

both can be true

You mean a fuckload of welfare queens

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Op needs to respect the trips and DO IT ALREADY

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I prefer my cheese pizza bald

/thread

They on to the delivery yet op

hey anyone have the story about the time some chick promised Cred Forums shed show tits if they bought her a pizza but didnt deliver so Cred Forums fucked her shit up?

Op is busy getting naked as required by the trips

yes.

HYPE

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>op actually delivering

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OP...

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Nice job, OP. Record it.

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OP the HYPE has clearly shifted

Cred Forumsruh its a fucking pizza delivery

timestamp on the "za tho op

...

Uncut

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wait OP be safe and ask the delivery drivers age before opening the door.

>
>OP the HYPE has clearly shifted (You)
Yes! Cred Forums needs this to happen!

nah

Do the roar op

you fucking retards couldnt stop replying could you... Imma Riot if this thread 404 s before i get to see this mans pizza

ebc tribs

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god damn it OP

Create another thread, OP.

New bread to continue shit posting

History

Don’t know if Vesna is just a wide name for everyone or if it’s actually the drivers name but maybe it’s a qt3.14 op

smh just when you thought op would deliver...

None pizza with left beef

pizza here

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Yesss

Doesn't even look bad
Cred Forums failed

Put dick in sauce

Was the driver a qt or a man and did you answer naked op we need answers

uncut tho. gotta break off pieces with my hands like an animal

i knew it wouldn't happen but i still feel so let down. why OP?

OP DELIVERED RIGHT BEFORE THE 404
i can rest easy now

No timestamp? No restraining order from sexually harassing the pizza boy?

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it was a fat woman who sounded like a kiwi

Rolling for dipping your balls in the garlic sauce.

Would of been 1000 Keks if you were naked then faggot

kek

RE ROLL

WINRAR.

Put all 5 balsamics on the salad and time stamp with face op

DO IT OP QUICKKK

>uncut
send us a video of you tearing it apart like a animal

INB4 404 OP

spill salad on pizza if Nein Nein Nein