Can we get an ACTUAL ylyl thread going?

>Can we get an ACTUAL ylyl thread going?
You start.

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what the fuck cringe boomer shit is this

is this a stealth trump campaign ad

They just caught the nazis when they were coming down from their high. If they got some rest and ate some more speed the world would be German

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You must live/heavily rely on someone else to support yourself lol.

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Begs the question if Churchill was Slavic...
Because Stalin was Georgian.

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for trump gingerbread men?
bigly cinnamon flavor

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>got some rest and ate some more speed
i don't think you know how those two things work

this is not funny nigger

Pfft, you watch MSNBC?

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That's literally how it works. They were burned out after wave and wave of speed. Niggers needed sleep

Deeeep

what on earth possessed you to take the picture from that thread and post it here

I didn't post it.
However I do find that picture funnier than most pictures in the thread.

Oh, I thought it was because Hitler split his eastern army in two before attacking Stalingrad and lost 800,000+ men and the only real army between the Soviet Union and Germany.

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This would be funny but I understand percentages.

>8% for every 20g

it adds up retard

>not editing it to say "Not Delivered"
Is this supposed to be amateur hour?

So you don't understand percentages. You don't just subtract 8 from 100 over and over. Did you fail math?

Wow I didn't know getting your Twitter account suspend caused the color and font Twitter uses to change. That's a cool feature.

No, but ur mom failed at that abortion.

Obviously it's two different screenshots pasted together, moron

Lol people use this shit OS

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>8/100=8%
>8/92=8.69%
>8/84=9.52%
lol

use a local account and turn all the tracking shit off

Grow up user. It's time you realize being a slov is like being a nigger. Not everyone who is a nigger is black but fore sure all blacks are niggers. Being a slav or nigger is also a state of mind not just of ethnicity.

I lost to you being militantly retarded. Thanks for spicing up the thread.

what kind of stem math is this

I know, but i didn't want to have to write user eating infinite beans to achieve immortality. and the others in the thread thought it was pretty funny

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Why do you constantly change the base point in this case? By that logic his math is flawless at the end, provided he starts at 700lbs, but if he starts any other way it breaks.

what would be my chance of death if i ate 15 grams of red lentils you faggots?

I smiled at it. And because I pointed it out someone who doesn't get math did make me laugh. It seems to have worked out.

I'm glad my greentext gave you some laughs, user. Have a nice night.

Legume lord here. As I said earlier, the main reason I didn't use proper math when calculating the percentages is because I didn't want the legume lord to have to eat infinite beans to achieve immortality. You'd have to multiply the risk of death by 0.92 for every 16 grams of legumes eaten, whereas if you use the "wrong" math then the legume lord can eat an even 250 grams to become immortal, which looks nicer in greentext form.

if 20g reduces by 8%
and assuming you get an equal benefit from any percentage of that 20g
75% of an 8% drop
>94% chance of death

Holy fucking shit I will be posting a lot since you brought me deep laughter

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Why?

Wow I didn't know getting two different screen shots and pasting them together caused the color and font Twitter uses to change. That's a cool feature.

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If you understood relative risk statistics then you would really get the joke

Obviously you didn't know because your IQ is lower than the elevation of death valley

Understanding the joke and finding it funny are two different things.

Shit that's funny.
Little faggot probably thinks he has a shot after the DNC rigged Iowa and everything to fuck over the non-establishment candidates.

replace America with Israel and don't get b&

strangely me... how terrible

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protein of beef is digested correctly, the other only gives diarrhea
lurk more faggit

Yes, I know. The point of my greentext was to point out the stupidity and bring laughs to a bait thread

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so eating 5 gram of lentils less substracts 2 from death probability percentage, but eating 5 gram more suddenly doesn't add those 2 percentage points? what kind of special school did you learn math at?

ITT: people arguing about beans

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shut the fuck up faggot

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this is fucking epic. also niice trips faggot

Apple

never mind

I lost hard.

The point of the greentext is how retarded the claim "eat 20g of legumes to have 8% lower risk of dying" is. Of course the math doesn't add up.

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Nah Cred Forums will just shit it up.

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YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HORRIBLE CUNT

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You mean like Trump did?

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holy shit, congratulations on understanding the greentext point, you truly are special user, talking to you was a pleasure

I'll try damn it....

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Stop posting this

yo wtf

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no

introverted autists. that's what i think we are.

Of course I'm special.

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Twitter sucks.

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lost hard

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Well I tried, but you should consider being more funny next time.

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next time I will post pic of your moms face

Never noticed that Weinstein is the one next to her.

hard pass

Kek

most normie post I have ever seen, fuck off.

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don't fuck with me kiddo

S-sorry sir

Jesus fucking Christ, just suck each other off already, fucking faggots.

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imagine having this image saved on your device.
what a semen slurping faggot.

After I hit the gym I go home, jerk off, cum into my blender bottle, add my protein powder, some water and chug that shit. Extra protein means extra gains

this is why we need white genocide..

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Fucking lost

/fit/ as fuck

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It’s really not that bad. You should give it a try. It reminds me eating the tapioca balls in bubble tea. I have a Chinese gf who loves that shit but she says my cum shake taste better. The cum adds a salty note to the sweet protein shake

prime content

kyke

kys

sauce?

I wanna neck myself now

Somebody didn't graduate basic...

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Top tier cringe.

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Sorry ._.

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This is for fightin’ this is for fun...
Also checked!

It's a spy! Alert the Shark Punching Center! All pugilists at hand!

Thank you shawn, you cute little sonofabitch

reddit af

who the fuck actually sits down makes these things?

install gentoo

military guy here, can confirm

Lost

Democrats are more worried about Bernie. Than bootyjizz. Bernie might end up having a convenient accident.

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why does this describe me so accurately?

> in the military

> GET A FUCKING JOB

please pick one.

Fucking lost

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Yes that's the contradiction. They're in the military and thus don't have a real job. How's 9th grade going?

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Manufacturing Consent

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so true

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Wow really mature and witty 7/5

>four years later
>still struggling

Oh shit a irl faggot.
Y so serious?
You obviously didn't laugh or lose so why complain or even post?

>hitler was defeated by hitler
>but also hitler was defeated by an alcoholic slavic cripple
Hurnnnnnnmmmmmm

This tshirt is disturbing
larjshirts.com/listing/742173180/butt-yeah-t-shirt-unisex

u mad about our freedom, eurocuck?

Hitler was also defeated by hitler defeating hitler which would have been preventing by killing hitler's hitler before he killed the hitler that would have been defeated by hitler.

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>freedom

To pay absurd amounts of money about your health

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fucking lost

thanks for ruining my day... Didn't need that

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Kek

Literally the only thing in this whole thread that is even slightly funny. And it’s not that funny

Stolen pic from girlbearthread

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Lost

made me smirk

wut?

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delete this

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Typical Caren.
>WE don't want this
>WE don't want that.
...
>I only expressed MY opinion.
Kek, actually made me nose exhale.

I used to get mad at this pick but then i joined the navy. I now agree 100%

Seriously don't support our troops. easily 35% of them are shitbags

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it's fake retard

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cant get any worse can it

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Based

a cartoon on a baboon?

Reddit is calling you back. Go pretend to be smart there and we'll pretend to be retards here.

Piglet on a niglet.

pink hog on a nignog

I think a piglet on a niglet

KEK

Hog on a Nog

Bond burger?

Cartoon on a coon?

Heaven on a Felon

yes

Pete Booty-hole!

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there are still incentive systems and a lot of it rests on top of a capitalist economy to function in the first place

>name a fruit
Pete Buttigieg

Whyyyy did this get me I'm 28

didn't Cosby get accused by a bunch of white girls before anything happened?

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money that you don't have, you mean?

who is this goddess

That's what happens when they go to recruit the most vulnerable, failing high-school students.

Whoa buddy, lentils are NOT beans

Piglet on an African American

cartoon on a person of color

Interchangeable Japanese Woman #768

THIS NIGGAS EATIN BEANS

youtube.com/watch?v=aO6jGft6To0

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HINDU ON A DINDU

why is she at the brandenburg gate and then why does she fuck a jewish guy

sand nigger on a street nigger

>Adventist
>Ministry of Christ
just say "may god pay you my brothers"

(ik this is bait but still)
you mean
>money that the easily bottom 50% of the population doesnt have

Well that might be a dungeon but that no german dungeon porn.

100%.

You're still gonna die one day fgt.

honestly beans are some of the gayest foods around. they taste like ass, leave a weird coating in your mouth and give you gas. shit tier food, if you like beans you must be homosexual.

I don't get this defense of porn, you think it's good for you? You don't think it's degrading?

I suppose nothing can be bipartisan.

lost hard

is that the answer?

almost lost
lost
Indian on a Valedictorian?
Sikh on a Nig?
What?

Sikh on a...black guy

>you think it's good for you?

It doesn't have to be. It's not bad for me either. I'm gonna' jack off whether I watch it or not, so why wouldn't I watch something while I do it? No, it's not degrading. The only way you could think it's degrading is if you throw some conservative/religious moral view in to the mix, but I'm not a faggot like that.

>gave it away
Is that why so mass shootings happen?

>Indian on a Valedictorian?
>Sikh on a Nig?
>What?

Obviously Hindu on a Dindu

Kek lost.

Hail Stan!

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Lol i was there thinking these shitty pictures cant describe me but damn

'Murica, fuck yeah! PEW PEW PEW

Fok off

> Look mom i posted about mean orang maen. I can has tendies?

Mathews Law? What else do you expect lol

Holy shit I lol'd too hard

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement

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Test post with Win7 Edge Chromium.

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I'll admit.
My wife just told me she wants a divorce. She is in the bedroom. I'm on the couch with tears in my eyes considering the prospect of losing my kids, and this. This made me laugh.

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Kek
I'm glad someone made this

imagine ifyou could have 10 seconds alone with this kike...

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you're gonna make it user

Might as well drop in a funny

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Wrong.
You dont seem to understand the ideals with the Germans stood for.

being crushed under medical debt is not freedom
literally everyone in europe is more free than you

Of course. Its fucking hilarious!

i'll crush you in a minute if you don't watch your fucken mouth kiddo

These people are Polynesian. I think this MEHMEH has some inaccuracies. I'm gonna have to report this.

I loled

hahaha fucking murica, Canadian here, sure we have polar bears, abominable snowmen, moose, oxen, and the Russians are probably going to start a war with us over the arctic but at least we're not fat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, I'm seriously not fat you guys, I run almost daily. NOT FAT.

Some one should photoshop my face into that.

That’s why I voted for Hillary.

Then the failposter shows up

This was so faggoty I want to kill myself.
Stay woke.

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Gey

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now with dick

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piggy on a niggy

We are doing it fine ourselves.
Just give us a little more time to get more racist and lose 1/3 the whites in war.
I really don't care I'm too old and when their bitching and worrying about blacks fucking their wives, km sneaking in and fucking their moms.
When they go to war I'll comfort the daughters and wives. Have fun faggots.

escapist on a future rapist?

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wut?

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goddamn I love being white.jpg

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>he's wierd but funny
>why arent you jokeing around today?

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Lucas knew his stuff

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>Public has been fooled
More like listening to all those retards talking about how dumb the other one is b4 doing something just as dumb

Typical redditfag nonsense

Ok boomer

Especially from a dumb faggot that believes in fairy tales.

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Fuck off randy bobandy

just kys you cringe faggot

Yes comrade let's get our social programs. And we will make the 1% pay for it surely they will agree and we wont be forced to pay for it comrade

Lost hard as fuck.

Stay delusional, Cletus.

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Gasoline and a lighter.

>Stay delusional, Cletus.

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Glad I have insurance. Good insurance

This. This. This. And this

it's piglet on the nigglet you absolute swine

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Isn't it illegal to eat and drive?

Underrated

Just use Linux

I love the easily triggerable mental gymnasts.

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>Minor procedure
>67k

This can't be real.

Commie drivel.

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VEry true.
Just look at this asshole.
You know, the actual rapist/

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KEK

Not to defend CNN, but is that not a question that deserves an answer?

It depends what city you are in. Where I live it's not illegal but one city over it is

>I love the easily triggerable mental gymnasts.

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I feel like basically anyone from the past wouldn't care simply because of the cool modern shit. They'd say "fucking whatever, I'm gonna get on tinder and watch netflix."

no, the nazis could never ever have defeated the allies, they did not have the manpower nor the industry. The only way they could've won is if Japan didn't attack Pearl Harbor.

lost hard

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legend says it was to remove an ingrown toenail

Kek. You can only resort to repeating what I say, because you know you have no defense, other than your book of faggotry. Also, thanks for the updates on your mental status. Very informative.

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At the end of the day, It's just not that hard to defeat tweakers

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>open-source coders
aka the unemployed

MY SIDES

>Kek. You can only resort to repeating what I say, because you know you have no defense, other than your book of faggotry. Also, thanks for the updates on your mental status. Very informative.

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this fake and gay shit only works on newfags

As grotesque looking as the man in the picture is, at least he's still correct.

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>minor procedure
>cost of a brand new luxury car

Wew lad americans sure are retards

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shawn's publicist of course

Ah, so now you think I'm a soyboy liberal for not playing pretend. Whatever helps keep your delusion intact, Jethro.

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>Ah, so now you think I'm a soyboy liberal for not playing pretend. Whatever helps keep your delusion intact, Jethro.

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He's got the right idea. Only it's just the delusions of Abraham that are the subhumans.

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Hey, at least you've got copy paste skills. Everyone likes to feel useful somehow.

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Yup, that is exactly correct. That triggers you to no end, doesn't it christfag?

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>There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far but only yours actually exists

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Oh no, you must be mistaken. I don't believe in fictional characters existing. Don't project your dependence on a delusion on to me.

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So now that atheist fags have been completely BTFO, this thread can now die

Alright, I admit if someone actually said that, they're pretty delusional too. Still doesn't change your position very much though.

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>So now that theist fags have been completely BTFO, this thread can now die

I can copy and paste too!

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>I can copy and paste too!

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I knew you couldn't resist coming back. I'm honored.

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>I knew you couldn't resist coming back. I'm honored.

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Still too much of a beta to do anything other than copy and paste. Logic:1 Delusion:0

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Navy here also. Your figure of 35% is incorrect. It's about 80% id say. Especially every single person in supply.

>Still too much of a beta to do anything other than copy and paste. Logic:1 Delusion:0

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