Yo, yo. Happy Sunday
Give these clowns a ring and ask if they've got any beans (hint: they don't. It's a random dominos)
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Yo, yo. Happy Sunday
Jacob Diaz
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Ayden Cook
Happy Sunday, go fuck yourself.
Sebastian Smith
>Ask if they got any beans
Well your'e just a little comedian aren't ya?
Logan Collins
>Thank you for calling Domino's, my name's Eric, what can I do for you?
-"Hi, I'd like to place an order for carry out"
>Okay, what can we get started for ya?
-"Could I just get one large order of beans?"
>Ohhahrmye one large beans mhm...your number's 207-XXX-XXXX right?"
-"That's correct."
>Well if you don't stop calling here, I'm gonna have to turn this number into the cops and they'll show up knocking at your door
-"Sounds good, will they bring my order?"
*he hangs up*
Jeremiah Watson
Friend domino's helper Andy is a stick in the mud
Sebastian Long
no
Ok. What's your idea of comedy gold?
Best thing to have a dozen people prank call and say?
Chase Hall
Do they have Battletoads?
Landon Adams
They might? Call and ask.
Owen Taylor
If you retards are going to prank call us at least be funny
> tfw you're not
Brody Perez
pfffft, timestamp or gtfo
at least drop name
Juan Sullivan
"Us" collectively. Domino's, or pizza places in general, whatever.
I'm just saying, make it worth my time, be funny, at least try. Beans are lame, beans are gay, beans are stupid. So is OP
Andrew Lee
Update: Manager's name is Eric
I just called back saying "Eric!! It's your mother I broke my hip, I'm in the hospital, and I really need some beans!"
He was not happy
Nathaniel Collins
I asked Eric if he had any beans and he was super chill and just said “Sorry! We don’t have any beans.” I felt bad so I just said okay Eric thank you have a good night
Carson Wright
Wtf, how long’s this been going on? This comment has a lot more likes now
Julian Roberts
Yeah :/ unfortunately Eric might just be too good a sport. He gave me a few hilariously mad reactions at first but the good ruses of mine have just gotten laughs from Eric.
Connor Russell
beans
Camden Bennett
That's it, you've done it. You've achieved the maximum level of comedy that our fragile reality can handle.
Chase Mitchell
What happens next?
Jack Clark
Welp, they're closed
Goodnight!
Wyatt Scott
eurofag here, unrelated sidenote
domino's i tried in US is the best pizza i've had in a long time. Actually i think it beats original italian pizza (which is also very good)
Colton Price
Do they have Battletoads?
Andrew Young
you're fucking high and not from europe. dominos is trash.