Ask a guy who just hooked up with 7 girls in 7 days....things

I almost did that.

Fucked 6 girls in 7 days. Last one didn't put out. Bitch ruined my streak.

We need details... telling that doesn't help anyone or add any value.

As a rule, OP is always a fag, so how could you have done this?
Pro tip: you can’t.

Who believes these?

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I read "bitch ruined my steak"

Whups

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6.9

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6/7

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who was the best fuck?

7/7

Honestly some of these aren't my proudest moments, but goddamn it sometimes you just want to climb a mountain because its there

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Met them on various dating apps. Used the story that I was in town for the week house hunting

I was in college.

Recently had broken up with gf. I was going to fuck as many women as i could since I had just gotten out of a 4 year relationship.

Fucked ex gf-1
Fucked girl i had previously fucked during break with gf-2
Fucked this girl i met at a party-3
Girl who had just broken up with bf of 8 years-4
One of my friends who was hot after a night of drinking on ber bday-5
Hooked up with ex ex gf-6

It all just aligned perfectly that week. Though i had to run from place to place a few days to meet up with some in the morning, evening, and at night.

Honestly, be charming and charismatic. Do your research on the info they present in their bio's and read between the lines. Also, be lucky af.

Pics or it didn't happen

Read that as steak as well. I'm hungry and its 5am.

Fun fact, hooking up is hard work. I averaged 4 hours of sleep a night that week

Lol

Don't have pics of those nights and I dont want to post my ex

The redhead. It's always the redheads.

Yes it is! I was exhausted! I don't think I can do that again. I was young back then.

yeah, so all is bullshit. couldnt even post fake convos or something, just lazy shit posting. just so lazy.

Suck my diiiiiick I'm a shark

Nop

Lmao. It was over 5 years ago.

Go get laid

Pro tip, smart, fit, funny, and figure out how to make more money than the average bear in your forest.

Just because you can't do it doesn't mean someone else can't. Challenge urself fker

More of 1?

If the pussy is willing, warm and wet...

girls are all from tinder ?

Can you tell that I'm an assman

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And legal

Yea. what's her front like

i actually do get laid so i dont make a fuzz about it, you on the otherhand.. tsk tsk tsk.

Various dating apps. For each date/hook up I put in 3 to 4 hours of chatting / texting / talking

Honestly guys just be funny. I'm a fuckin goofball who grew up with an older sister and her bajillion friends. The more you talk to women, knowing full well you won't get laid, the more you learn about them and how they think.

Then one day you know a lot about women and it's like, bam, ima butter this biscuit and fuck it

"it was over 5 years ago"

>Ask a guy who just hooked up with 7 girls in 7 days....things

> just hooked up

nice, 5 years do fly fast on the internet

Guys we are here to celebrate me

Fuck yeah 2020

Wrong OP

Also why hasn't anyone asked about the cuffs yet

You fuck nuggets are so hell bent on shitting on each other

I don't think you're ready for that jelly

Show me dude

sex chat come quickly with tinder :D

ur on okc too ?

I had a threesome last night with my gf and her friend from work and I fucked my buddy's wife two weeks ago. 2020 is going well so far.

Bingo. Ask the right questions and you can open doors. Notice that not a single bed was mines. Fuck yeah feminism

PiCs Or iT diDnt hAPpeN

Spicy Fuck Nugget over here

You're one of those fuck nuggets they don't sell on Sunday, ain't ya

Dude i just wanna see pics

so easy to fuck with tinder, okc is shit, really :o

I know my buddy browses here so I'm not posting his wife. And my GFs friend is a 5/10. Not missing out on anything not seeing her.

Excuses are like promising fuck nuggets with szechuan sauce

You know it isn't there, but you want to believe

Disappoint

Its an amazing time to be alive

I'm thankful for the 50 shades series

So many women want to be tied up/bound nowadays

Best I can offer is details about the situations. Pics will not be forthcoming. I have seen the same women reposted for years on Cred Forums, not taking that chance with people I know

Most ass men are ugly with small dick don't want to be looked at. Love ne of them?

>broooo I wanna think about you when I jack off broooo
I hate you coomers so fucking much and wish you'd all go back

Small dick ugly and and I "loved" them all

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8/?

Honorable mention. I took the following week off but I nailed this one after my break.

Hooking up is hard work and expensive

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what did their bottoms smell like

What's their pet names? Fucked two girls both 2000 times each. Ran every day with them. Call one babe and one mew. It's what they moan when they cum=pet name

You're fucking weird

Or am I weird for not butt sniffing

1) yeah ok
2.] Pics or it Did Not happen
c hook ups typically don't last long enough for pet names to develop

Post 2000 more pics then before I post one.

Cool, awesome, epic, win, edgy, capitalism

You have aids

1) yeah ok

why do you need neets on Cred Forums to know?

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

You have no idea

I don't know what neets are

Also, why not

Best I did was 4 in a week. No fatties though unlike you.

Ah so all were cuffed, were they keen for that or did you talk em into something harder?

Fair enough. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team? I dunno, it was fun

Pictures fucker let's go

Let's see #1's butthole, or it didn't happen.

Fat girls need love too and occasionally you get a cute one.

Plus great surface area for spanking

Honestly they mostly talked themselves into it. 50 Shades opened that pandora box.

Did U pay for each of these with a Wendy's gift discount coupon card or something? Are you that Wendy's chef who keeps spamming the catalogue thread up with?

Boooty booty booty booty

Rockin everywhere

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These are ham beasts bro and Ur self admitted ugly chode. Shoulda run

Ah even better, makes it easier to get that kind of thing started

I'm so hungry right now id fuck a Wendy's chef

For some chicken nuggets

Would you get fucked by a chicken nugget for a chicken nugget? Retard

Fat thread made for fat ppl. Pathetic. Kys

Depends

You're cute

Can I tempt you with a nugget

No it doesn't retard

Noice. Best I've done is 3 chicks in 2 days

How bad does it burn when you piss?