I really need to shit

i really need to shit

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Do it in my mouth

where are you at user? no toilet nearby?

Lol I'm shitting right now

Don't mind me just testing if emojis work

Do it on this board

>taking a shit
faggot

i took a really satisfying shit earlier, all one piece, didn't even need to wipe. thanks vodka

they don't you absolute moron, this isn't fucking twitter

i would eat your shit user, If you were a girl...are you a girl user??

enjoy your eventual colon cancer

Im shitting right now

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i did a shit when i sat on the toilet this morning

at home. i was just sitting on the toilet. i like to hold my shit while browsing and see how many threads i can shitpost in before my bowels give way

Shitting whenever you feel the need lowers test and causes you to go bald. You need to hold it in until you're in unfathomable pain you so.y bitch

Wash your disgusting filthy ass

im going to shit so hard on your face

>lowers test and causes you to go bald
but higher test causes the baldness

based jannies dabbing on shitposting fa/tv/irgins

Try milk of magnesia user. Its like 8 or 9 bucks for a bottle and you take a couple shots of that shit your colon will be closed in no time flat. I know a couple of my buddies in the military even use it to make weight every couple months or so because you shit so aggressively after using it

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drink some gasoline, mank
become a katy perry song

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HEY YOU BASTARD YOU AINT ME!!!

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Facken

this is me, just took giant shit too
hows user doing?

At least you're honest