Waifu bread is warm bread
>bread not included
>please don't hit me
Waifu bread is warm bread
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Where's my bread? How am I supposed to post without my bread?
anyone wanna watch me do the monkey dance :3
cute dog tho
you habe to bring ur own alcohol and bread to the party
cute meat blobs OwO
holy shit stop that you'll get sick!
#coronavirusConfirmed
I was told it would be provided by the host
ckeck'd and serv'd
Thank you
chek'd again
You're welcome
No.
Kon kon.
Aegis claimed.
Look who decided to (you) me.
h-heh.. nice Immune system you got there :3
also cute tooth! >w<
you must feel like the happiest person on earth! OwO
Why would I?
.
because no nigger stole aegis from you
Tea. I'm looking into synthetic drugs.
Tail not sufficiently fluffy.
Life's though, deal with it.
you're right... why would anyone ever feel happy.. it's all just fabricated
life's a bitch
and then you die.
;_;
If you die can I have that cat?
That's cool.
That's also cool.
Yeah, also cool.
Emilia reporting for duty!
Everything is cool.
Don't be so negative.
dubs of adorableness
Nothing is cool.
I can't tell which nice user fren you are, but no u!
You're cool
;_;
make sure to pray to yourself every evening
3 minutes too late!
this gonna cost you...
it do be like that some days...
but others you just wanna run around and creep up behind strangers and like whisper sweet things into their ear and like hug them tightly OwO Y-E-S
the self proclaimed best one
Well if you die that cat won't have anyone to be around and it will become a stray animu cat. My waifu is also a cat and can teach that cat the secret of
BIG
FAT
CAT
TATS
and will help it a lot the rest of its life.
That's not cool.
Other days you end running up to people and steal their scabs.
I fucking hate Japan.
It's literally a girls head pasted onto a guys body and my dick loves every bit of it.
Fucking kill me.
I approve!
you are wise boob cat :3
many gud life to you~
my man! know's what's up!
that's the life my fren! that's the life...
I think she did something wrong because... uhm...
feelstrappedman
Might get arrested, but oh well. Anyway have the day off today, so I'm relaxing.
I still haven't read the mango... no touching that i NEED visuals OwO my smol brain...
yooo...
heh.
The manga is terrible. That's a cover of one of the light novels.
This is the single good panel from the entire manga
oh look, it's weebs
Oh I c I c... I think.
First a second there I thought you were saying you thought Japan itself was the head of a girl pasted onto the body of a man...
Heyhey marriage person! Whas she from?
Also I just got warned for a post I didn't make on some random thread...
oooooo I forgot time!!! still wanted to do more vr stuff... later! have gud life until then! ^w^
:3
get arrested? get free housing and three meals a day you mean! OwO
mhmm.... are you really the louisefren?
I thought you liked it...
I see... ok.
Louise! She is from The Familiar of Zero!
oh, Mordred! He's my girlfriend's wife's son!
I am! I decided to bleach my hair now and get the dye later.
The manga is terrible.
I found the animu to bee quite good tbh. I can never get enough of tsudere lolis
love you
I don't believe in prayer.
Like everything else.
LOUISE IS NOT A LOLI
and who may "he" be?
That's one way of looking at it. Enjoy your VR.
Do you have an angry pic of Louise?
So negative. Now go feed.
If you're not a tsundere loli prove it by getting the dubs of zero.
Mordred!
I have a great many.
Dubs aren't proof!
Heyhey Mordred!
Quiet "HAAAAAAAN!" detected!
Oh I see I see! I've heard about that quite a few times. Is it good?
Yes they are... because it seems that YOU are a bigger tsundere than louise.
I would strongly reccomend it except season 3!
SHE IS NOT! SHE IS FULLY GROWN SHES JUST FLAT
nuh uh!
Yay, tsun tsun friend with tsun tsun waifu.
Ahh, yes, now I see. How could I be so blind. Obviously the wife of your gf has a son who.. things and stuff.
Well hello. Who may you be?
dfc is loli
Only thing I'm feeding is Clifford the big red rage dog, with my corpse.
NO!!!!
Yes exactly. My GF waifus Artoria so Mordred is her son.
Keep telling yourself that, LOLICON.
Don't hit your doggo bro.
It seems like I literally found my new tsun tsun toy. These threads were starting to get waaaay to serious.
Now please show us your tsun tsun cat waifu...
Nice
Sounds like a good meal for him, hope you aren't a skinny toothpick.
no rp
Mmm.. there we have the issue. You said "wife", not "waifu". I was wondering if u made a waifu comment.
untrue
NO!!!!! LOUISE IS FULL GROWN
Saito is trash.
i'm not tsun though!!!!!!!!!!!
no.
ye
good taste
My wife is Louise
my gf's wife is Artoria
Roger doger!!
I post Emilia! If you're the same Mordred that I heard about, a few people really like you, just saying!
Heyhey Mai fren! Heheh get it? Hah
Dubs of RP!
>check'd
Also, you seem way tsuner than louise. How does she feels when she has a husbando tsun tsun'er than her?
i am up way too early for this
it is 12:30 pst
room zero, just like the flat tsun loli if you catch my drift N_is_REAL
Lmk if u watch it!
I'm not!!! I am very dere!
Also I'm her wife not her husband
And she loves me very much
im gonna beat you up
YES. SHE'S A LOLI WITH GIGANTISM
FUCKIN' FINALLY THE DUBZ OF ZERO!
TSUN TSUN CONFIRMED!!!
i forgot to bookmark it and my history is gone
can u give url agin?
I managed to put him down old Yeller style.
He was zooming though.
cum in
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no pwd this time
also it's room zero to welcome tsun tsun loli also.
NO SHE IS NOT
SHE IS NOT LOLI!!!!! AND I AM NOT TSUN!!!!!!!!!!'
who tf even is that
Not a loli, just petite.
"This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
Major disappointment.
Same timezone
RIP, we should make a memorial for him.
Uhm, I never said she was a loli. And you are a fuckload of tsun and I love it. Btw, nice loli waifu.
im go bleach my hair brb
ok good.
i have no idea how this works
SHE IS NOT A LOLI AND I AM NOT A TSUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't make it any more obvious!!!!!!
What country are you living in? youtu.be
> I AM NOT A TSUN!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Exactly what a tsun tsun would say, and I love it more and more.
Whatever u wanna call dem animus. Sounds weird saying u've got a gf and a wife tho
I am the only one in here.. are you sure that that's what you've heard?
YES SHE IS prove me wrong YOU CAN'T, loli lover
Burgerland, USA.
This one works though, thanks.
Just keep egging her on.
game is not as fun as irl
but i am bord as fuck
I never played this irl because fuck friends and social encounters. I love the game more with the chat offline.
Uhm... isn't that how you play with a tsun tsun? Keep doing it until she does cute tsun squeals?
oh! well hope it turns out okay.. tho i never bleached my hair so not sure what could go wrong... just don't get it in your mouth i suppose?
god is 404 anyways.
the bible is a work of fiction.
merely a predecessor of modern day mangos, jesus was just some random mc
too much my fren.. all sweaty again!
Of course, it's all in good fun.
Oh cool now hit the showers.
i ave a houe rule that once per game evry one gets to make thre own card and it says with me forever
then I won't get to be a good guest. because you'd have a collection of badly drawn dicks on cards. That is my basic level of humor. Also sometimes I fart loudly and then puff laugh.
Fuckin' autistic chat.
1 per player per game and yes
nah just like wash face and swap out vr cover :3
It does get kinda hot in there... maybe get a different cover one of those days...
nigga u ages too late
I'm totally unsure on that "yes" of yours. Yes I'm retarded... or yes I'd be invited. And I have a basic feeling that your answer may be "yes" yet again.
I will wear his skin because it looks cool.
Yeah, sure.
Trips of dick drawings?
And farting loudly.
Btw nice sex numbers.
Rem is better.
wanna shag?
all of the above
no rp
I'm glad we found something to agree upon sir, Vishnu bless.
Where you at homie. I'll fart as loud as I possibly can. Also I forgot to mention that I talk non stop about cars and you need to have a private parking space for my ride. If I get pissed off I usually go out without saying a word and go for a drive and...
>ohh now I realize why I am friendless...
wanna shag with me and her?
Haha funi sex numbers I laff so funi ikr laf with me!
Not falling for the bait! Each person has their own opinion
+sits on stool
what's it gonna be today? a nice daiquiri maybe plz?
And some people *cough* you *cough* have wrong opinions.
I see, plan to try any new games in VR?
How barbaric. Intimidating though.
If monster is boomer juice, than what does that make Red Bull?
ya me 2
Uhm... I don't usually laugh too loud at this kind of things. I nose puff mostly.
Also shag in my dragula
Hair is up in plastic cap, skin is burning
Lies and slander! A tsun would call you a dummy! Which I have refrained from doing!
Fair point.
She's all grown up! She's not a child!
My skin is burning
Well at least you're winning rounds which is nice...
>I have refrained from doing!
tsun tsun loves me
this is my waifu,there are many like it but this one is mine
Untrue! you've just only done one dummy thing, doesn't warrant being called a dummy.
Zoomer juice
Dont bleach your skin then you dumdum
Ya right. Bet she still has to ask someone to reach the cups for her
No.
Such is the life of an angry murder dog.
Uhm, that seems good enough for me. When you're done with your hair we can get married and I can tsun tsun your tsun tsun while you tsun tsun
>YOU.
Fuck I literally laughed like a maniac
ohaioooo evening waifus, my queen has returned!! :3 i hope you're all doing well as i love a few of you guys
Hello sorry I just realised you wanted to talk how are you?
hot choice of waifu there, i'm impressed :3!
Oddly specific number of people you love. Do you love deez people?
>i love a few of you guys
>a few
:(
don't you jsut hate it when you have like a 320 something combo going and one little thing fucks the whole thing up... =_=
I was playing pavlov earlier
but that's normal, right... right?
°-° rinse thoroughly
ok.
:(
uhhhhh... hi
Checked hope I'm one
Warm bread is warm
i love you user-senpai so don't worry! c: -headpat- there you go!!
i genuinely love some of deez individuals, like those who have seen The Slayers series but that's a rarity i've discovered :'''c!
Long time no see my deed.
checked aaaaand I'm not one of dem.
Maybe this time I won't almost die
DISCORD FAM - MY NEW USERNAME:-
LinaInv3rs3_#8198
The only waifu worth claiming has appeared.
Rememememmemmemem
Please dont die
but why
Cute
weird observation but oki!
also... watch me do the monkey dance! ^w^
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back scrubs OwO
Because you touch yourself at night
bibibibibibinbubububububu
I almost did, but I guess death excused me because some guy died a more horrible death the night before my incident
IT'S TIME
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>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the owner
excuse me?
I've got a partner for that. No need to use my own hands.
Because mashups
youtu.be
What happened though? Why would you do something that would almost kill you?
That's some high lvl shit. Internet in it's purest form.
I was driving angrily as opposed to driving to release anger.
Took an exit with a sharp turnaround and went offroad for a bit. Barely missed a sign.
Thomas the tank engine goes with everything
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THAT WAS YOU?
Uhm... is the car ok? What are you driving?
Can't ever have enough hands
hair all rinsed!
twas an accident
She is 5 feet tall!
see NOW you're being a dummy!
I think?
hi niggerfaggot
What color was the car and what interstate
Model too if you can guess
Car's good. Won't say yet, N needs to answer.
I can see that happening. Id say be careful on the road but I know im a bit of a dick when driving sometimes.
tsun tsun noticed me
>She is 5 feet tall!
black and on the 1st of the month
o-only if you scrub me too!! >w< !!!
real nigga hours... monkey dance after monkey dance
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>missed
bummer! that could've been like 0 points, easy! ^w^
well all that matters is you haven't caused any lasting damage to your skin :3
>Loli
Come on guys maiposter showed you how its done.
me above
black and on the 1st of the month
`u`
I usually am, but a few things happened that set me off so
Civic Si
Your what?
Black is correct, day is incorrect
Fuck you.
I didn't think you were capable of such language
SHE'S NOT A LOLI AND I'M NOT TSUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I know she's so cute!
Prolly
only 4 u niggerfaggot
A woman is only as attractive as her mouth
One might find her cute if they (YOU) are a lolicon.
that one I've seen. Shit's a classic.
Now who's touching himself at night, huh?
I think I'll pass on the scrubbing.
>[11:52:29 PM] N_IS_REAL has joined the game.
>[11:52:32 PM] Eris_Cat wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
My good luck charm
Checked
Get suckin'
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waifu
git gud scrub
nice vid tho
stop swinging with your full arm and start using wrist movements more, itll increase your speed and accuracy. stop holding the controller in that death grip, and take more finesse with it, i.e. grab the bottom tip and put one finger pointing up the controller, then all you have to do is point at the block in the direction you want to swing
Why don't you come find out
I'd love it if you never talked to me again.
I'M NOT A LOLICON AND SHE'S NOT A LOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS A FULL GROWN WOMAN!
I am not your tsuntsun and she is not a loli! she is a precious angel and she is fully grown.
ca north call?
just befor 6 pm?
...
Women at least have mosquito bumps, she flatter than a trap.
erection done
As long as its a one time thing.