how do i kill my girlfriends dog without it throwing up everywhere and without it being totally obvious that it was me?
How do i kill my girlfriends dog without it throwing up everywhere and without it being totally obvious that it was me?
Josiah Ramirez
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Hunter Scott
Just get a life
Hunter Gutierrez
Get a fresh animal corpse and leave it outside next to a tree, tie dog to a tree. Wait for Coyotes.
Cooper Watson
Benjamin Long
Just let it keep throwing up everywhere, OP. You always knew it would come to this anyway. Cleaning up after your girlfriend's dog like the cuck you are.
Levi Turner
aint clicking that shieet
Ryan Clark
Let it wander into the street and pay someone to do a hit and run no questions asked, no names, only cash
Lincoln Rodriguez
Depends, do they know you want it dead?
Jackson Foster
Hell I’ll do it if your nearby. What city and state you in?
Jaxon Brown
Way too risky of someone squealing, besides what if the first person you ask says no then the dog ends up dead, they’ll be the first person to say you approached them
Jaxon Bell
Step one. Give it 5 mg of tylenol
Step two. Wait till it falls asleep
Step three. Drop it off in the middle of the road.
Christopher Carter
Best way would probably be too poison it with just normal human food that dogs can’t eat or a plant commonly found near your area
John White
Dogs fall asleep from acetaminophen?
Joseph Jones
>wear a mask
>why would anyone say no if they approached the guy?
>communicate on throwaways
Aiden Jackson
>Hell I'll do it
Hell yeah, I love runnin' over dogs. Love the sound it makes, then I take 'em home and stuff 'em. Full of dick. I put my penis in the dead dogs.
No, they die from it.
Landon Allen
nice try
Easton Gray
>wear a mask
>communicate on throwaways
lol it's running over a dog not a fucking jewel heist.
Jack Kelly
Best bet I’d say is to just leave some food at dog level that they will obviously eat, I’m seeing macadamia nut cookies with chocolate. You’ll only get one shot to do it though, people will suspect something if you do the same thing twice
Dylan Ross
Good afternoon sir, would you mind running over this dog until dead for me?
Jaxson Torres
Tape it’s mouth shut and plug it’s nose with some shit then it will surely die.
Zachary Thomas
You’ll obviously need a lot of time to let the dog be sick and unsupervised otherwise they will likely take it to a vet and get its stomach pumped
Jackson Collins
Yeah, I’m broke. Where’s this dog? You got any other pets you need dead?
Its the same thing an exterminator does faggot. Quit being a pussy.
Wyatt Diaz
The world isn’t Cred Forums user, I can’t imagine most people saying yes
Carson Thompson
Fill a hot dog wrapped with ham with rat poison inside.
Voilá, killing cuisine
Nathan Scott
No I’m dead serious. I don’t have a job and need money. Just tell me what state your in if your that paranoid.
Jonathan Smith
Go on Amazon, you want dissolvable sutures and three medium size sponges. Cook a pound of bacon and soak the sponges in the grease. Tightly wrap the sponges with the sutures then either leave them where the dog can find them or just slip them to it. Just one will suffice but redundancy is good. The sutures will dissolve in the stomach causing the sponges to block the intestines. No poison in the blood or other signs of distress.
Ethan Parker
All fine and dandy until they autopsy the dog and find sponges
Daniel White
That'd be a necropsy, unless this is a puppy play station. Necropsies aren't cheap so unless they've got cash to burn I'm gonna bet on them writing it off.
Luke Cruz
This. Plant dark chocolate and blame it on the dog getting in the garbage. Tip over the can if you want or just spread some items around it
James Murphy
Oh, I know, you should HIT IT WITH A ROCK!