Stolen Valor Thread

Stolen Valor Thread

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Why are the stolen velor people such retards?

When I look at compilation clips on youtube most of these people make obvious mistakes that even I wouldn't make, and I don't know fuck about the military.

How come they can't even do basic research?

plot twist: left one is stolen valor guy

I know that seal on the right, I believe was held prisoner at McDonald's. Remember our POW

TRIPS WITNESSSED

Yeah, and nobody steals the valor of some Motor Pool Specialist who went to Kuwait for a year and jacked off in the portojohn to porn he got from a signal unit phone truck, they always want to be some elite sniper SEAL Delta Force Operator with 8 purple hearts.

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This fucker dodged the draft like 5 times and only likes the military when they're used as props standing behind him as he bitches about how unfair he's treated for being a shitty president. Trump needs to grow a pair.

82nd Airborne fag here.

For you cake-eating civilians, the thing with these guys you have to keep in mind is that anyone that talks openly about being an operator is/was 99.9% NOT an operator.

The Special Forces community (Green Berets/SEALs/Force Recon) have a mission tenet where they are referred to as "the quiet professionals". In fact, for the Army's Special Forces that is LITERALLY their mantra (their official mantra is "De Opresso Liber", "to free the oppressed").

It's 100% ingrained into the very fabric of their being that they DO NOT TALK about what they do. If you see one in uniform, you can ask them basic generic questions about their MOS or stuff like that, but war stories? You don't ask an operator to regale you with war stories because not only are you not going to get one, but the rest of your interactions with them are going to be awkward at best and unpleasant at worst.

So yeah, if you see anyone who flaps their gums about being SF/Ranger/SEAL/Force Recon, almost guaranteed they aren't. And if you're curious, try to get some details out of them like (for the Army) when they went to the Q course, what language did they have to learn, what their MOS is, or for "Rangers" & SEALs, what their Ranger School/BUD/S class was. Guaranteed 100% of those who have been through any of those processes will know that information. Shit, I went to Airborne School March of 2008 & I STILL remember not only the unit I was assigned to (3rd Platoon, B Co,1/507 IN) but my fucking ROSTER number (A470).

Should you happen to get any of this valuable info from your "target", there are resources available for the SW community that function like a background check. You contact them, give them the name & whatever else you have on whoever's making these claims & they will cross-check their rosters & confirm/deny if the person you know actually WAS a fucking SEAL/Green Beret/Ranger/etc.

He ain't the only one.

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Your dick swings when you walk

Hey its Cadet Bone Spurs!

They might not talk about it but they sure love writing books about it

>valor
You mean the jobs program for retards who can't get a real one aka the US military? Yeah I really give a fuck about their "valor".

lol got em

He wrote too much and make me feel bad

This stuff isn't any good without videos so I don't really see the point. Youtube has some really good content around this. I love cringe so it's perfect really. Unfortunately I think I've seen all of them and there's nobody consistently uploading them.

And that is to their detriment. For every book written by a former Delta operator, or shit a regular fucking Special Forces operator, there are at least 5 written by former Navy SEALs.

Makes me proud to represent the US Army. Airborne, all the way.

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I was specifically referring to seals, delta don't get anywhere near as much attention

>commander in chief

FTFY

I know you were, and I was agreeing with your point. Delta doesn't get as much attention because it goes against their mission statement: "The Quiet Professionals".

Can confirm from friends still in the business, Special Forces guys do not like all the attention the exploits of SEAL Team 6 get, but at the same time, they're also content to let the Navy guys indulge that shit while they keep their noses to the grindstone & focus solely on their fucking work.

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So, "bone spurs lol" faggots...who among your precious libshits has any military experience other than Mommy Tulsi?

That's a dude? Hahahaha

Suck on so many dicks please.

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He was smart to dodge it, that war was a disgrace

>I believe was held prisoner at McDonald's
makes sense. didn't he get stockholm syndrome and eat his way out?

stolen valor, and stolen buffet.

lmao gotten faggot

thank god you added that aka there cuz we all would've been lost in all that edge

Are you seriously retarded? No war since WWII has been worth fighting. Yet, you dumb fucks support going to war for oil. Can't wait till your kind dies out.

82nd fag here

I do and fuck you for profiling. As in, "you can only be a veteran if you're a Republican" and/or "you can't oppose the Republican party if you're a veteran". Again, fuck you. I can and do think for my fucking self, and conservatives have always been on the losing end throughout history.

Since I'm sure you don't believe me, enclosed is a photo of my team when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background behind the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am.

I also have pics of me in my Class A uniform but I'm not posting any of those here because I don't want them shopped.

Are you?

dumb nigger detected
Pete ButtChugger had the balls to serve

Sorry, the group photo I was going to post is too big. So here is one taken at Ft. Bragg's Green Ramp before an Airborne op. Same offer stands for a current timestamp, you fuck.

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Of course it's an officer, go figure. Brainwashing camp went well I see.

Someone's bitter that they were too stupid/weak to make the cut.

It's ok to be jealous, user. After all, we can't all be Paratroopers. Someone has to stay behind & monitor the Wal-Mart ice cream section.

>Can't wait till your kind dies out.
which kind is that?

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lol what a faggot. Joins the army to die for the neolibs and draft dodging republican shitters who will never set foot in the desert. brags on fucking Cred Forums about doxxes himself and looks like a massive faggot doing so.

You truly the faggiest of posters, my lad.

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What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

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I do and fuck you for profiling. As in, "you can only be a veteran if you're a Republican" and/or "you can't oppose the Republican party if you're a veteran". Again, fuck you. I can and do think for my fucking self, and conservatives have always been on the losing end throughout history.

Since I'm sure you don't believe me, enclosed is a photo of my team when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background behind the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am.

I also have pics of me in my Class A uniform but I'm not posting any of those here because I don't want them shopped.

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'k... So I'm a fag for not voting republican and not being a vet, yet I post evidence of being a fucking vet and somehow I'm "still a fag" for being a veteran?

Re: me being a fag, see image. Old-ass image to reflect just how much IDGAF.

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Checked and based.

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Guy wants current photo and timestamp in response to a photo that could be anyone. Just because you say its you don't mean its you.

Besides, I'm not in anymore and don't live anywhere near Ft. Bragg anymore. So "dox myself"? I don't think so, fuckface.

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I do and fuck you for profiling. As in, "you can only be a veteran if you're a Republican" and/or "you can't oppose the Republican party if you're a veteran". Again, fuck you. I can and do think for my fucking self, and conservatives have always been on the losing end throughout history.

Since I'm sure you don't believe me, enclosed is a photo of my team when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background behind the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am.

I also have pics of me in my Class A uniform but I'm not posting any of those here because I don't want them shopped.

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Guys I remember this dude from airborne he spent all his time trying to coerce animals to lick pb off his dong

Literally whatever was around... birds, squirrels, snakes, whatever. Just loves feeding animals with his peanut wiener. Odd guy but whatever I did my time

It was probably this guy who apparently also gets off copying posts from legit vets & attaches stupid photos to them

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the 82nd Airborne, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi, and I have over 300 airplane jumps. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top airplane jumper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cake-eating civilian. Not only am I extensively trained in jumping out of airplanes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 82nd airborne and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You’re probably bitter that you were too stupid/weak to make the officer cut. Well I wasn’t, and I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Sorry, kiddo the group photo I was going to post is too big. So here is one taken at Ft. Bragg's Green Ramp before an Airborne op. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background sucking off the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am. Same offer stands for a current timestamp, you fuck.

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I don't know about the guy on the right. But the guy on the left is wearing a chick's cover. Also his hair is fucked up and he's fat as all fuck. Also I can't tell what warfare pin he has, or if it's two of them. If it is two of them one should be above the ribbons and the other below. His ribbons are probably out of order as well. I'm unfamilar with what rate he's supposed to be. A Utilitiesman?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the 82nd Airborne, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi, and I have over 300 airplane jumps. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top airplane jumper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cake-eating civilian. Not only am I extensively trained in jumping out of airplanes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 82nd airborne and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You’re probably bitter that you were too stupid/weak to make the officer cut. Well I wasn’t, and I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Sorry, kiddo the group photo I was going to post is too big. So here is one taken at Ft. Bragg's Green Ramp before an Airborne op. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background sucking off the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am. Same offer stands for a current timestamp, you fuck.

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Sorry, I meant to say I don't know about the guy on the left, but the guy on the right...

Probably a foolish notion, but can I ask a question without people blowing up (no pun intended)? Why do military people get so angry at draft-dodgers? If it's such a pride/privilege to serve voluntarily, and if people who are forced to do something against their will never respect or mean it, then why would it be a good thing for you if people were forced into service? Pic related is me, even asking such a question here...

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the 82nd Airborne, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi, and I have over 300 airplane jumps. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top airplane jumper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cake-eating civilian. Not only am I extensively trained in jumping out of airplanes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 82nd airborne and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You’re probably bitter that you were too stupid/weak to make the officer cut. Well I wasn’t, and I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Sorry, kiddo the group photo I was going to post is too big. So here is one taken at Ft. Bragg's Green Ramp before an Airborne op. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background sucking off the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am. Same offer stands for a current timestamp, you fuck.

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Ask & ye shall receive.

The 82nd Airborne: when it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight.

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Why the fuck is your hand not on your reserve handle Airborne?

Are you trying to pop your cherry before you have the opportunity to slam into the side of the hanger in Holland DZ?

Also, why does my Brigade have more MOA winners than your division?

-t. 173rd Fag

I joined after 9/11 to shoot dune koons user, Jews aside removing kebab is a net positive.

What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the 82nd Airborne, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi, and I have over 300 airplane jumps. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top airplane jumper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cake-eating civilian. Not only am I extensively trained in jumping out of airplanes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 82nd airborne and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You’re probably bitter that you were too stupid/weak to make the officer cut. Well I wasn’t, and I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Sorry, kiddo the group photo I was going to post is too big. So here is one taken at Ft. Bragg's Green Ramp before an Airborne op. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background sucking off the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am. Same offer stands for a current timestamp, you fuck.

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Still hoping for a response, I want to better understand you guys

LOL draft dodging used to be a leftist pre-req for becoming a politician. What happened to objecting to a draft for shit tier wars?

Fort Bragg, where if you fuck ups go 82 days without DYING you get a 4 day pass, which never happens.

82nd fag here.

I have no problem with "draft dodgers".

What I have a problem with are fascist knuckledragging RWNJs who watch Black Hawk Down & beat off to it flapping their gums about people who have the solid brass balls to have an opinion about
>our country's foreign policy
>the implementation of our military being used for disingenuous purposes
>challenging the notion that supporting/joining the military and being conservative are one and the same.

For the record: being a liberal and being a veteran are not mutually exclusive. The lower primates who insist that they are? Those are the ones that piss me off.

Thank you! I guess a lot of vets being right wing does tend to give that impression, but of course there are enlisted people from every walk of life.

Why. Do you still post dude lol

Might as well upload a picture of yourself fisting your own asshole on your lawn where the street address is in full view at this point. My god, the nonsensical pride lmao

Best days are behind him, and even then they barely existed. Can't even afford a decent phone now. Better use my child like handwriting skills to put the date in military format.

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WWII wasn’t worth fighting you gay normie. We should have let the Germans win.

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the 82nd Airborne, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda when I was in Iraq: Camp Ramadi, and I have over 300 airplane jumps. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top airplane jumper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cake-eating civilian. Not only am I extensively trained in jumping out of airplanes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 82nd airborne and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You’re probably bitter that you were too stupid/weak to make the officer cut. Well I wasn’t, and I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Sorry, kiddo the group photo I was going to post is too big. So here is one taken at Ft. Bragg's Green Ramp before an Airborne op. I'm 3rd from the left, in the background sucking off the guy in the civilian clothes. That picture was taken October of 2011. I'd be happy to post a timestamp in a bit if you'd like just to verify that I am who & what I say I am. Same offer stands for a current timestamp, you fuck.

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that is completely irrelevant you retarded nigger

>Why the fuck is your hand not on your reserve handle Airborne?
Uh, because I didn't want to fucking DEPLOY MY RESERVE CANOPY while inside Green Ramp? Since I wasn't inside an aircraft at the time, I wasn't mandated to do that. Plus my grandfather was in the 82nd in WWII (he was in the 504th, which since he stormed the beach at Anzio makes him an original Devil in Baggy Pants). There's a photo of him at my dad's house that taken before a jump he did where he was in that pose. I struck the same pose in honor of him.
>Are you trying to pop your cherry before you have the opportunity to slam into the side of the hanger in Holland DZ?
It's "hangar". Get out of the DFAC once in a while & learn something, Troop.
>Also, why does my Brigade have more MOA winners than your division?
Did you mean Medal of Honor? That would be MOH. No fucking clue what "MOA" stands for, other than the first 3 letters of a Disney movie. But assuming you meant MOH, my response is: I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was a fucking competition. Since you mentioned that, why don't you ask SSG Giunta or any of the others that have followed in his footsteps what they think about "winning" the MOH. They'll all say they hate it. It's prestigious & opens doors that they'd never have had without it, but none of them wanted it and in the vast majority of cases they'd all give that up to have their buddies back that didn't make it back from the war. But you're "flaming dildo" so you ought to know that.
>-t. 173rd Fag
My point exactly.

That's not Bragg, that's Hood. Home of the 1st Cav. Where if you go 1 day without a fatality the entire post gets a 4 day pass. Nobody there ever gets a 4 day pass

The draft disappeared, courtesy of the shit-tier war known as Viet Nam. Ask a question relevant to contemporary issues.

For example, why is it that a draft-dodger isn't fit to hold the office of POTUS when it's a Democrat, but when it's a Republican it's ok? Pic somewhat related

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This. The world would have been soooo much better off had Germany taken it over before their balls got chopped off, and then Nazism inevitably giving way to freedom and individuality as the core of human nature demands. The majority of humanity's problems would not exist, and we would still be "free" again at some point.

Wow! The "gorilla warfare" copypasta tailored & suited just for me? I am truly flattered, user. That must have taken all night to fit in the details I provided just to create that work of art. If I knew how to screencap I would, this is beautiful.

Thanks, user.

I jumped out of a plane a few times now I think I'm special AMA

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This nigga the anchor?

thank for ur service

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u r welcome frend

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Imagine joining some gay boys club to go shoot at brown people in the desert only to come back and get discarded by the system, being an old broke boomer with nothing to do except post low quality images from your cheap phone on Cred Forums. God bless our troops.

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Someone didn't receive enough attention growing up!

>removing kebab
The White Replacement Theory anxiety is alive and well, my friends.

Do they still play Have You Forgotten by Daryl Worley during PT? I was never so happy to leave Fayetteville, but anyone who does any amount of time in the Airborne ends up at Bragg eventually.

You’re right about the medal though, I know those 3 gentlemen personally and it’s a heavy thing. No better regiment than 2/503rd though. I say that having been in the 1/508th and 3/504th.

At least our soldiers don’t shoot gay porn in Italy though. Fort Bragg were service men, service men.

I do miss Area J though. Here’s a pic of our barracks when we redeployed in 08, my buddy’s dad called a congressman and an epic shitstorm ensued.

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Is that somebody the pathetic boot posting selfies here? I suspect it is.

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Most definitely, but its also (You) ;)

Yikes

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Almost no one in the military joined to just serve their country, i know bud/s drops that joined so they could scalp heads, many other joined because of TA, and others simply because they had no other option, I think its fine. I joined because of the last bit.

remember when people said "trump i bad, m'kay. he does bad stuff" and then other people said "yeah, but hillary does bad stuff, too" and then some people invented the word whataboutism to mock some other people?

Sounds gay af but alright, homo

I was there in '08 & I remember that when it happened! Those were the old Korea barracks between Gruber & Ardennes just N of Bastogne & right by Towle Stadium. IIRC that was the Devil Brigade's stuff, which makes sense since you said you were in 3/504th. As I mentioned earlier, my grandfather was at Anzio, so even though I was a Falcon, I have a cultural connection to 1st Brigade.

Don't know anything about "gay porn" though. I can tell you that a 2LT I was on TDY with at Lewis wound up in 3rd Brigade & shortly afterwards was outed for posting on Stormfront. He'd been at Bragg all of a year & because of posts he'd made on Neo-Nazi forums & financial contributions he made, he was unceremoniously kicked out of the Army. His name was Derek Runge.

As for what they play during PT, I ETS'd in 2013 so I have no clue wtf they play there. But I can absolutely vouch for Fayette'nam sucking the big one & couldn't wait to gtfo there.

> cultural connection
Kek, what an idiot

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Hug my balls, faggot.

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Riiigghhttt - tell me where he did basic then

t. pathetic loney autist trying to use Cred Forums as a social network for ex army faggots.

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Idk man, all that VA expansion and budget increase has been pretty tasty to me

Imagine living on chicken tenders in your mother's basement while her boyfriend shags her noisily upstairs and laughs at your impotent tears.

I love how full of themselves army dicks are like "look at me I couldn't get into college and shot at some villagers tell me how great I am"

>Imagine
the dream

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The same reason you say “how come”

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Commander in chief

Can’t steal that valor

someone's upset they reset email passwords all day for people who make more and do more than them

>not full of myself
>simply answering questions (at the beginning) and clarifying misconceptions

Lastly, I'm a university graduate so
>didn't just get into college
>aced it
>STILL more than you'll ever do

First off, being elected to the office (which necessitates mention of a 3M voter discrepancy that can only be adequately addressed with the words "illegal Republican gerrymandering") does not imply, infer, suggest or even fucking REQUIRE valor of any sort.

Second, the last time the GOP had a candidate that actually knew wtf "valor", because he fucking lived it, is was in 2008.

Third, even if none of the previous two were true, something has to be present in order for it to be stolen. Kinda like how you have to have a heart before you can have an attack? Same exact thing.

So yeah, you're absolutely right: can't steal Donald Trump's valor. Because it was never there in the first place.

>draft dodging used to be a leftist pre-req for becoming a politician.
You mean like the rich kid who got into the Texas Air National Guard, then didn't even finish rich-boy-jet-plane-fun-time?
Or the other rich kid that took 6 years to get a Bachelors in English, including a year "on mission" in France, trying to get other rich people to join his church? John McCain and George Bush SR are the only two republicans I can think of that served in the military.

>not full of myself
>sure to remind me that you've accomplished more than I ever will despite not knowing eachother
I know, I know, my freedom. That guy fucking a goat in the mountains thousands of miles away would have taken it had it not been for you.

Can confirm, I chair jockeyed my contract and everybody from basic grunts, cav, and busted up reclasses to SF does not want to talk about anything combat related for the most part. Only really talk about funny shit they or a dumbass they know did. The exception being if they are a high speed wannabe that is full of shit. Especially EOD training drop-outs.

>Officer
Lel of course your a leftie, you had to get brainwashed in college. There is a reason nobody respects you shiny privet. Now go make some powerpoints.

There's a guy by the name of Burley Barton who claims all the time to be the most highly decorated Marine in the history of the USMC, with 22 years, 17 combat actions, 13 Purple Hearts, 3 Silver Stars, and the Medal of Honor.

It turns out that this Burley Barton is fat old bald guy who is a high school dropout with a record who is a tractor operator in NC and a pathological liar and has serious pathological psychological issues.

To this day "Burley Barton" continues to lie about his military service and medals and does so across a number of online and mobile games. He uses his fake story to not only falsely give the impression that he is a badass and to establish relationships online with girls, like a predator, to engage the hapless victims into his deviant activity. He's a complete fucking piece of shit.

Give up already LT, nobody believes you.

i've actually run across that burley barton clown and can confirm he's a fake piece of garbage who uses that schtick as bimbo bait
claims to be a major too
goes by the handle 'major barton', though he changed it after everybody exposed him and started calling him 'major liar'
i guess he has somebody who is a hacker on one of his teams because he is known to cheat all the time

Lol, I've seen this Burley Barton asshat too. Helped expose him. FYI, I'm "Tbird" aka "talon" aka "Mike McKee" and a few others. Who are you bro?

>which necessitates mention of a 3M voter discrepancy
You're right, if you take off all the people voting beyond the grave and the illegal immigrates that didn't get screened then the Dems would have been down another 3M.

The SEALs are fucking notorious for being gloryhounds.

if i fuck people in my bedroom wearing a military uniform, with patches and all, is that stolen valour?

duckworth: dumb bitch who disobeyed direct orders on a simple transport mission, flew over a known enemy insurgent controlled zone, merely flying personnel from point A to point B, then grabbed the controls of the blackhawk from the actual pilot (she was co-pilot, not supposed to touch shit, only there in case actual pilot had a problem) and put the copter directly over the ongoing RPG's being launched. Dumb bitch caused the copter to go down. She lost her legs and several of our lost their fucking lives because of her move. Now she's considered a "hero"? FYI, the ONLY reason she enrolled at ll was to boost her then-failing political career (she lost prior to that and thought it would help). She is the biggest fucking liar in Congress and nobody should be duped into thinking she's anything but a selfish bitch hell bent on promoting herself and putting money into her own Chinese coffers. She doesn't even belong in the U.S. Her father was in the U.S. Army and got some stupid Chinese whore who at the time was living in Thailand pregnant so she gets into the U.S.?

Let's not forget she LOST her congressional seat, then got appointed to the Dept. of VA by none other than the most corrupt Governor in U.S. History (Blagojevich, who still sits in a federal penetentiary to this day). Then Obama slatted her for the Senator seat after she fucked her own legs off and killed other (actual) U.S. military because she was a patsy.

Anybody that actually knows Duckworth's real story is offended when any imbecile touts her as some kind of a hero. She is the exact opposite and had she NOT gone to Iraq, she'd be serving noodles in some sleezy chink cafe on her failed political career revived only after she killed U.S. Military through her (non) service.

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Larp harder fag

Why were you in Iraq in 2011? The war was in Afghanistan