You somehow are in possession of a 'get out of jail free' card. This means you can commit any crime you want only once and if you get caught, there is no jail time. You get off Scott free. What do?
You somehow are in possession of a 'get out of jail free' card...
Kill this bitch I work with.
Every day when I come in she wants to complain about some stupid bullshit.
That's because they want to fuck.
Military coup.
Now I'm untouchable.
First order of business is to:
Execute the heads of the federal reserve in public and Fiat reset
Rape. Tbh I’ve done it
With drunk/drugged girls but would love to do it in the middle of the day in a public place.
Steal something unbelievably fucking expensive, then sell it to the highest offer.
fuck a swan in front of the royal family
I'd kill like six million jews
I think I would jaywalk
Could you at least dress it up like a child first? Just so it's a little more familiar situation for them.
Dose that include mass murder
Hit
With my car
impeach the president
Sell the card and live my days in peace as a law abiding citizen
doesn't really do much for me, but sure I guess
how does this work with a single act that can result in multiple laws being broken
>changing lanes w/o signalling is illegal
>driving in a manner that can cause damage to another's property is illegal
>cutting someone off w/o signalling does both at the same time
and what about one long continuous act of crime?
>rob a bank
>take a hostage while robbing the bank
>take the hostage to another bank
>rob that bank
fuck the royal family in front of a swan
and by "royal family" I mean everyone that could possible inherit the crown of England
mass murder of course
Impeach trump and watch the traitor hang
Torture and murder the two women who ruined my career and life.
>continuous
I guess I meant chain
Probably public sex ngl.
Would def steal a ton of shit
>Always been a corrupt sleazy narcissist business man
>Of course politics came natural to a corrupt sleazy narcissist business man
>Call him a taitor... For being himself...
I sure hope that was bait because it's frightening to know dipshits like you could potentially vote
what's the point of having an impeachment trial that will inevitably end in his favor if you plan on hanging him anyways?
I'll give you 2 tons of shit for free
It would be to get rid of my DUI and go back in time and get into the medical field like I always wanted.
Start stealing everyone's get out of jail cards
>Call him a taitor...
>taitor
He does look potato
Coup de taut
Get 2 beautiful escorts for a threesome and then proceed to murder them after we finish
It would involve raep. Have to be a pretty virgin with big ole titties
Lmao
You should kill yourself
Yeah then get out of jail for impeaching the president. Are you fucking retarded?
Just sayin...
It just means you can attempt any crime, not that you some how manage to successfully commit any crime. Regardless of legality or what not you dont even know where to start with organizing a coup.
Btw....
Something that will get me a huge payday. There's no specific person I hate enough to kill.
loli raep
Until the congress is R majority and the impeachment can be wiped off the records.
Don't commit crimes and be free er.
Steal other people’s get out of jail free cards. Chances are I’d end up with more cards than being caughts.
Kek
Hahahahha
I’m pretty sure you’d trade that impeachment if you were promised he wouldn’t get reelected
That’s how I sleeps knowing he’ll still be that thorn in your side for another 5 years
Murder Dana K. Brownfield.
Slowly and painfully.
Na. Maybe in jan 2025, but by the. SCOTUS will be packed so far right it won’t matter anymore
*then
Rape my honor choir teacher cause she literally had a 60 inch ass and would teach us sometimes in leggings and all I could fucking stare at is her huge underwear lines, fuck time signatures and singing in key. She had to change into a dress for one of our school shows and all she did was go into her office, I can just imagine her moon reflecting off the closed windows.
Maybe murder a couple of my coworkers.
Maybe rob a bank.
I might leave it to a coin toss.
kill all politics in my country
I'd rape my cousin and creampie her into silence
>She's always a bitch to me and family dont care. if i bitch at her they all get pissed.
I'd grab a needle and stab her clit with it and shove her panties in her mouth as she cries. I'd finger her ass then fuck her anal. then i'll get to fisting her asshole as she screams. then i cum on her face, tell her suck my dick. then when im satified, break her jaw.
imma hold on to it untill i need it
sociopath detected
I would download a car
i approve
ease up with the cringe
You need a partner. You can only steal it. That's your one illegal thing. I'll team up with you and sell it. We can split the cash
Some kind of massive robbery. Like, steal the mona lisa or some shit. That would fund everything else I'd want to do. Either that or get to know a ten year old girl in the biblical sense.
Blow up Malaysia