Im drunk edition rekt

im drunk edition rekt
prolly will pass out soon

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cnbc.com/2019/05/29/man-sets-himself-on-fire-near-white-house.html
imgur.com/CUUH5Ps
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>flame on

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rekt is gay

More doggy abuse pls, i love seeing these demons suffer

You probably spend all your time on here in Dick r8 threads and starting/contributing to BBC cuck porn threads - you're gay

fuck I got cucked, this rekt thread is weak

nah m8, havent posted my dick nor i will, also dont watch dicks

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Yep
MSN doing great journalistic work.
Probably got raise after that report LOL

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Someone needs to shoot that cameraman seriously.

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Stop drop & roll, ffs! Also, chek'd

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Geez I don't understand these fags

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Well fed

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Thats a dummy

That ear punch though

>thegayagenda

Does anyone have the original mr. Hands / 2 guys 1 horse video?

I understand the chink but why the doggo :(

Does anyone have that camera footage of a man climbing a truck with a big silver tank, releasing a latch, spraying hot acid on his face and shriveling up into nothingness before he hit the asphalt?

chink kill dog

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Fag

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I wish the two guys on the right went back to facebook

Theres more than a billion of those, who cares.

Might be wrong but i think the guy who gets beaten stole and killed the dog to sell it at a market
its pretty common in china

Genuinely hard to watch and I hope whoever did that gets what’s coming to them

Nice camera work, spazimodo.

Is this her 'funny powder' face?

So what happened with this guy?

Did not drop the beer. +1

Weird how people stop to help that man, but this beautiful princess is just left dying alone as people walk by like she doesn't exist

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Nobody cares about women. One less mouth to nag and complain about useless shit.

>this cat dies from being knotted btw

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I love women. I'd live inside one's vagine if I could.

yup this

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yeah u would

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incel detected

annnnnnd the fag with the tranny porn.

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>sexualisation

Live with one as a roommate for a year without being able to fuck them and then come back

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accept or bigot

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the niggers of dog world

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they work in the military and for the police force.

if you hate the police or our armed forces, you're the nig.

DILATE TRANNY

Oh. I see you've been friendzoned. That's never happened to me.

CUCKOLD.

>someone doesn’t like women and all their fucking bullshit
>I-INCEL!!!

Grow up. Or kys. Pick one.

no u

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Sorry if I offended your skin color, but I had to

god i wish that were me

Nope. Missing the point. Had a few relationships but I ended all of them because they were naggy, insufferable cunts. Came to the conclusion that they’re all like that. Makes me the complete opposite of a cuck, lul

look anons, another incel

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well you hate women. and prefer cock. it's just that simple and sad.
your hatred for women speaks VOLUMES.

Bunch of useless pavement apes standing there watching

>block both punch back hard.

who just stands around lets someone punch them?

booooooring

i would

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If i remember correctly, there exists a initial D version of this, post if you've got it

you'd be screaming and getting dramatic, and crying, and trying to separate them whilst getting nails in your eyes

CUCKOLD

>like omg stop it! stop it karen! stop it tina! OMG OMG! JESUS GIRLS WHYYYY WHYYYYYYY! UR LYKE MAKING ME SO SAD RYTE NOW SSTOP IT GIRLLSSSSS!

BOOOOORING!

Not a simp, but I'd call the ambulance and hold her hand while it arrives.

All of you who watch these videos are fags!

The only girls that ever bullied me were cousins, it wasn't that hot.

Fagots
Fagots
Fagots
Fagots

superfag here

got i wish that were me

fucking fag and then get stuck with the medical bills while she lives it up eating dog kys

He should have whipped his cock out!

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there's not much else you can do.
>can't put in recovery position due to possible spinal injuries or neck injury
>can't field-treat a skull injury
>can do a cursory exam for any other injuries, and treat those potentially on-the-go

Run Forrest Run!

Exactly where the heart is. Good to see his friend aimed somewhere he would definitely die if the bullet retained velocity.

>Tranny looks real to me.jpg

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9/11

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>burn calories fast with this one simple trick

Prove it.

Well shit there goes $20 worth of popcorn

Hold her hand is about the best you could do. Can't tell if the bloods just foamy (respiratory injury) or full of brain matter (dead, just doesn't know it yet)

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>cnbc.com/2019/05/29/man-sets-himself-on-fire-near-white-house.html
he fucked your mother in the ass and the rest is history...

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it's quite impressive that he made the gap

Pretty sure this is Lele Pons, some stupid hack that does this shit in public for "comedy."

Dat ass...

Poor guy "killed himself"

So those magical jackets Stoped a bullet ? Wtf

our beloved code is safe again

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I can tolierate the cruelty towards other people, but when people go out to do harm to innocent animals, it's unbearable. Poor doggo died

You should be careful of what you ask because you might actually get it.

>NOOO NOT MY DOGGERINO NOT MY HECKING DOGGERINO!!!!111!!!11!!1 WHY WIULD YOU DO THIS?!?!
Gotta love the tears of the moralfags.

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why?

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>not finding humor in everything
That pic doesn’t work here
You would be the two guys on the right walking into a private conversation of gore

That's one grade fucking A high.

I'd let her punch me all night.

Paige Ginn

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She is and will remain the best
So hot so free so wild
So posted

Keep seething vagina

I can't even imagine this being anywhere else than Russia.

A fucking foundry with no fire extinguishers on hand. Nice China, nice.

Imagine being this disconnected from reality

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Femdom fetishits will get the rope along with roasties and white knights.

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Dude animal lives have less worth than human lives. How tf does one dead dog make you sad.

is he kill?

brazilian-bbq.webm

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Fucking gay ass Facebook tier slo Mo pointless vids

if you touch any accident or a dying person in china you pay for everything accounted. So people just don't do anything

A dog that small can't defend itself. I'd consider it on the same level as killing a mentally disabled child.

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Thank fuck he seemed to die or pass out quickly...I just wondering??

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so why are they helping the dude in the video I posted that as a reply to?

You guys pay 20 bucks for Popcorn...?

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That is so sad
Stupid nigger killed her

Story?

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Huehuehuehue fuck brazilians

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Hope doggo in no pain :(

fuck off you piece of shit. animals don't do anything wrong and they are total bros

Not quite, their insurance law was such that if you caused injury you were monetarily responsible so thanks to cost/benefit this is why you have the videos of chinese backing over accident victims. Law didn't extend to by-stander helping but there could be the problem have being considered a non-bystander if you are seen in the vicinity (an issue also in black areas) This Chinese law has been changed not too long ago so that particular type of Rek video should be on the downturn.

tastes better after cruel death

Kim Jong Un's rocket tests are getting weird.

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Backstory? The impromptu dance off makes it seem fake

Arthur killed himself.
Does anyone have pictures? Thank God he didn't stream it. He is ugly on the inside

"I want to go out in stlye"

>Until 2017
They have good Samaritan laws now and some protection, but the culture needs to shift.

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DEMAND MURR

Also think your in the wrong thread.

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cause it's happening at the moment and they are just stopping the guy. The other is already happened and nobody is around to witness the reason etc. It's china man all fucked up

That hammering incident was in a chinese protectorate. They are subjected to chinese law, but a lot more western and open in lifestyle and local laws.

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reddit is two blocks down

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A man of taste

At least in that kind of burn, you lose your nerves quickly so you don't feel much.

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tanked that like a boss

How the fuck did he miss every single one of those monkey-bois
Fucks sake AIM and squeeze.

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Great reporting by the baja press. I might need to look up if Sanjeep is ok!

Randy ain't fuckin around. We know this cuz he ain't wearin pants

snowflake young fag
SJW cringe fag
cuck old fag
TRAP fags fag

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i managed to do this my first week in trade school

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ur in my thread so no

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fucking nailed it

what a chad

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Wonder if he made a sound when they pulled off the body. Nice little pop.

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china clearing up the infected i see

Ah sorry just thought someone was posting unrelated shit (lel) thinking it would shock us into leaving or whatever.

Whats the deal with whiteknights and that shit anyway ...like why do they think posting a dead guy or niggers shitting is going to shut down the site or...what?

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Fucking idiots that turn the camera away right at the impact

Source? Story? Iiiiiaaaaauuiuuiiii

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ur guess is good as mine

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ook ook ook uuh uhuhuh uh AAK AK AK OK UUHHK OOK OOK OOK AAH AAHH AAHHK

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Please tell me this did not actually air.

Das mah piss yo

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Niggers think this shit is funny.

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those fucking south americans are insane

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WEERLD STAAARR YO YO
YO
YO WERLD STAAAR WEEERRLDD STAAAAR
YO DAWG YO WEERLD STAAR SHIT NIGGAH
DIS SUM WORLD STAR SHIT NIGGUH
NIGGAH WERLDSTAAARRDD

>mfw blacks are the source of most racism against blacks. Also im white with basic reasoning and logic skills

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nice

Are you gay? Your that closeted that your terrified of another male seeing your peepee? What is it user, are you scared you might actually like what you see?

I like dogs, but I like reading your dog fag comments about poor doggos and shit. What a bunch of fag betas

ok here u have my penis

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not the guy your talking with but bruh ... do you even understand what you just said?
Nigga you just low key admitted your gay while calling someone who doesn't want dick pics gay.

Logic people. learn it before you speak

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why is this camera footage so good??

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if you are not a medic dont do anything besides calling an ambulance , if her spine is hurt you will only make the situation worse by moving her, so staying put is the best option for her.

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it really doenst matter to her. she has an eternal bleeding, so byebye for her

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show them if u got them
this is the best shit ever

imagien being this patient

hang your self

but the toilet is right there

...

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And how is that so? Did I once say I like dicks? Did I say anything about any contact with dicks? Nah mush, I didn't.
What I was stating is that it's perfectly heterosexual to be seen naked by a person of the same sex, now again, where is my admission of being gay?

Now I see why, do you have night terrors yourself over that thing?

this is the msot insane shit ever

That dude was a Chad. Shame they put him out. He wasn't even protesting anything. Just decided the best way to leave this plane of existence was to become the human torch.

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it's a whole different ball game when they are this hot... I'd probably play along if given the chance.

no i dont have night terrors

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still with us OP?

Does anyone know if he survived?

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Hollywood-style fake cpr, nice

i dunno "mush" ..seemed a lil sly flirty to me.

Plus i know how council area guys can get

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geez i remeber the ED page about her , funny stuff, too bad the site is down.

yes. slept a bit

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...And my axe...

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What a shot

sotry=

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How much did he had debt?

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this nigger should get a permaban

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When you disrespect a very large birds space...

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wtf is this?
source?
y r whites nigging out?

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>whites
lol no

He did go pretty straight down the hill.

fucked all their motehrs

imgur.com/CUUH5Ps

What a cunt

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yup thats called gravity

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your gay

Fuck you.

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That was flirty to you? Was simply questioning user about why he said never about posting.
And council area? You got the wrong one there, don't get me wrong there's a few close by, but all I need from the council is them picking up our bin bags, not housing

>THIS TIMESHARE PRESENTATION IS >TAKING A LOT LONGER THAN >ADVERTISED....

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Would love to fuck that deskinned dog having its blood lubricating my dick

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Fag detected.

u will die of iron

Act like you don't care, deal with the consequences.

nice try tracksuit terry

Noone says mush outside of the council estates
Ya blew your cover

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Oh fuck that's a tranny? I thought it was cancer Jesus Christ that is worse holy shit. They should be ashamed for letting that happen to them fuck.

deserved
givin ho a gun

And it's definitely past your bed time kiddo.
That's all you've got?
>your gay
Point number one
You're not your
Point number 2
2 words. String up a sentence at least if you wanna pipe up, shit troll

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communism?

more dramatic that football players

YALL DIS COPPA BURNED ME YALL LOOK POLEES BRUTALITY YALL oh wait i'm not on fire sheeeyyit

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God I hope that's a real vag with cancer or gangrene or some shit.

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whatefuck are you arguing about in a rekt thread, seems like you are defending your insecurities or something, stfu faggot

To be fair, indian food looks and smells just as good once it's come out the other side

no

It's not, dumbass.

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spell it right, fag

Probably the only part of her brain left working is her brain stem.

wot?

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>"That shock was a strong 8 to a light 9" - Anthony Fantano

Imagine having to shave that thing.

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Like I said, few close by, grew up with those lot, but I don't live there.

And your close, normally shorts, but I'll put joggers on if it's a bit nippy, comfy as fuck after taking my work trousers off.

She's probably a potato at that point. I think I see some brain matter in the blood. Maybe it's just punctured lungd and a spinal cord injury, in which case she can be possibly saved but she'll be wheelchair/10 for the rest of her days.

Chinese are so fucking dumb.

Are you serious?????
Its getting skinned alive
Are you seriously this naiev?

I would say you dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this as i hand her a bowl of eggs

>attempted murder or real murder

Man in mexico cut up his wife cause the devil told him to. In his apartment many slaughtered animals were there. The wife was still alive when this happened. They did not find the husband to be under any sort of drugs. Only a little intoxicated. He said he didnt wanna do it but the devil forced him to

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imgur.com/CUUH5Ps

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Does he have a boner before the cutting starts?

>all cultures are beautiful

radical islam

why would I jump in to stop this shitty fight when I am a middle class man passing through shittier than mine- neighborhood

lol this usa or some other shithole?

Looks like it.

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my teeth feel so good watching this

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Go back and read it then. I have no insecurities to defend mate, I was asking why user was insecure about the topic. Then asked for someone's reasoning to their comment and how they made that from what I said. So again, fuck off to bed child before I call your mother.

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You've obviously never been to India, and honestly lucky you. Keep it that way

I went with school and it was just a shithole as expected and yes impromptu shit like this dance does happen there

fucking humans ..... oh wait thats chink