Shoplifting thread

>facial recognition
Walmart is now a branch of the DHS

rfid like tap to pay?

yeah it's called an rfid skimmer

gotta pick your spots. as a white dude go into a black area and they will think 'this nigga lost' and leave you alone. be strapped just in case of parking lot monkeys. also, only steal for a reason. like 'do i need this' or 'can i actually sell this for profit' i hated crackheads that stole the dumbest shit from my job just because it was shiny.

>Is it a good idea to use aluminium-lined bags or backpacks as a faraday cage to block the rfid?.

Yes, but you can charged with possession of burglary tools for that in some states. That's usually a felony, even if you only stole a candy bar. Also, it needs to be thick enough - you need 15 or so layers to be safe. Stick a cell phone inside, call it, and if it didn't ring, it's good.

A lot of those alarms are fake, though. Not all, by any means, but I've straight walked through the doors openly carrying spider-wrapped stuff, and they haven't gone off.

>Is it possible to install malware wireless that steals credentials in the POS device or card reader?

If you own a store, yeah. I'm only vaguely familiar with the methods for that, but, if I were you, I'd just get a job as a waiter and buy a card scanner online to dump their info when they pay for the meal.

>as a white dude go into a black area

I dunno. Maybe if it's a low-crime black neighborhood. Some of the black neighborhoods where I live are high-crime and have ridiculous security. Stealing in the suburbs is safer, just because they have low shrink and thus spend less money on LP and sometimes don't even have LP there every day.

Kill yourself nigger.

had to fire a guy at work, he had a square card reader on his phone. our card reader was tucked under the counter and he'd swipe customers card for 5 or 10 bucks, act like it didnt work then 'try it again'

Kill yourself, moralfag. You faggots are a plague. GTFO my Cred Forums.

I'll take them moral fags over you fucking jewish niggers nigging up Cred Forums

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The sad part is, faggots like you were not tolerated here a decade ago. Fuck moralfags and fuck you.

How did he get caught? Did they charge him withanything?

I'm not sure if Walmart is actually using facial recognition, but some stores in the EU are, and others are talking about it here in the US. However, the ones in the US can definitely tell the difference between one product and another, and some will even show a loop of you scanning the wrong item using a different barcode on the screen until a cashier comes over to take a look. Checkout fraud is pretty much dead.

Ticket switching is probably the easiest way to steal expensive items, although if you do it more than once the risk of getting caught does way up.
Peel a cheap barcode off some trash item and stick it over the barcode if a vacuum and go to self checkout

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he was night shift. new hire saw it and was all like 'he be stealling from customers.' didnt want to deal with any bullshit so just told him 'you be stealing from customers. bye.'

Niggers like you have never been tolerated here. Kill yourself faggot.

dealt with ticket switching. i'd walk them to the product and show them the price tag on the shelf and just say 'yeah, seems like some assholes were gonna try to buy this for cheaper by taking the stickers off a cheaper item. glad we caught that.'

Who the fuck would steal milk duds

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In high school I used to steal yugioh cards and sell them to card shops. Made some pretty nice cash for a high school kid. Don't lift anymore though.

Go away newfag

anyone going to see a movie

user is right, fuck moralfags

This doesn't work anymore at some stores for the above mentioned reasons. Also, expensive items are usually spider wrapped, which also defeats much of the purpose. Really, the best way to steal expensive items is to find a store with lax employees/policy and just walk out the door with it. Wear sunglasses and a wig, take the tags off your car first or else park two blocks over and/or walk home (out of view from the street).

This also.

I'm so sick of you cunts coming here and fagging up my Cred Forums. Back in my day, half of Cred Forums was probably involved in white collar theft and other crimes far more serious than anything we're talking about here.
These days, we get gay little soyboys crying at me because "oh, no, you broke the jewish law and want the jewish CEOs to keep their money, waaaaah".
Fuck off, crybaby. You're so new it reeks.

I lift 2 baskets full of Hersheys bars. Yeah I know im kind of a big deal

if you didnt have a theft racket in school, were you really in school? mine was those big fat mechanical pencils. sold for 7 bucks, id take a handful when we went shopping and sell them for 5 bucks.

Why?

>be 18
>every so often would steal things I needed from walmart
>kneebraces when I fucked up my knees
>candy/monster here and there
>a shiiiit ton of food
>couple electronics
>medicine

I was like 22 and tried to steal one small box of tea while I was coming home and the door dude saw it in my pocket, and literally chased me into the parkinglot. never tried after that.

my walmart is the US's most called on store for law enforcement so fuck that.

seems todays game is just buying shit online then returning empty boxes or old shit. or craigslist/marketplace ripoffs.

I used to steal a lot when I was on my anxiety meds. I didn’t give a fuck. Not even larping but stole around $25,000 worth of merch from a place I was working at in my early 20s.
Unbelievable how I didn’t get caught. I’ve done so much bad shit and still do some shady shit to this day. I just love the idea of money for nothing. I have a great high paying job but just love ripping people off.

No. Stealing is for fags. It's not cool, it's not what people past 13 do.

the one person who uses the itunes giftcard their grandma got them.

Who are you trying to impress?
Cred Forums is only for degenerates

when I was 10, I used to steal lots of marbles, going to the super, with my mom, broke a bag of marbles, fill left pocket with them, and then walk slowly while making presure on said pocket to avoid them making noise.
repeat that for months until my mom noticed I suddenly had a box full of them.

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As a dumbass teenager I was seen sneaking out some petty crap with a friend. Security literally made us strip in the back room.

i think u were molested

The doublethink is outstanding

We didn't get touched.

>You're a nigger if you steal from mom and pop stores or from your best friend for drug money. Stealing from large retail stores for fun and profit is fair game.

This

Occasionally, if I can't get something to scan, I'll just bag it. Also, I'll occasionally lift super expensive things like razor blades or medicine. Also, all produce is weighed as the cheapest version of that (Sweet potatos become russet. Fuji apples become red delicious.)

My personal rule is to only do it for massive corporate stores (especially Walmart) and only for personal use.

Grow up. You ever wonder why it's changed and you're still over there crying your boomer tears?

its amazing how the brain blocks out serious trauma, isnt it?

It was embarrassing but not traumatizing. We weren't even naked, just in our underwear.

Self checkouts here weigh stuff too

Sorry dude you were molested. He had a polaroid camera and touched both of you. Your mind is just blocking out that event.

It's weird how into this you are

Arthur stole

They're really not supposed to chase you into the parking lot. Dude could have gotten in real trouble for that if he'd made the apprehension, and you can point that out next time someone there chases you into the lot and he might let you get away. Walmart has a strict policy on that.

I saw the article about that, but I've also heard that Amazon is finding new ways to detect return fraud. If it's delivered by an actual Amazon truck, they take pictures of it beforehand.

I'll bet you suck a mean dick.

kek. What did she do?

Don't think I'm not taking names.

This is Cred Forums

So what

got raped as kid xD

Boomer, my ass. Like they can even navigate the internet.

>my walmart is the US's most called on store for law enforcement

kek - where is your WalMart?

"CAVITY SEARCH!!"

i used to steal earbuds and packs of full sized candy by the dozen to flip at school. it was ridiculously easy in the winter with my carhartt jacket since it had pretty massive pockets on the inside, and the Walmart i went to had minimal security compared to most i've seen. Made a nice chunk of change selling all of those candies, i could easily sell thirty of the Hershey's bars in a day.

No, he pulled the sword from the stone. He did not steal it. Fucking blasphemer.

Used to use fake coupons for half off food until that went out the window.

Just saw this now, but, no, I haven't wondered. It changed when Cred Forums got here and retards like you didn't get that most of the racists and homophobes on Cred Forums were trolling, and that even the ones who weren't had a sense of humor and some basic self-awareness, and as a result we had to deal with an influx of you 13 year-olds who fell for racist internet psyops orchestrated by people smarter than you'll ever be and who think you're a retarded, useful idiot at best, who then came here and capitalized on your stupidity by organizing Discord channels for you to shill corny neo-reactionary shit in an attempt to astroturf the site, and then you come here and try to ban porn and shit all over site culture while acting like you've been here longer than the oldfags who were driven out by your incessant faggotry.

Nothing feels better than catching a shoplifter in the act, then reporting him to the stores security. So please, keep shoplifting you broke fags.

I stole yugioh cards in middle school

You know it's required to post this when you're talking about WalMart, right?
youtube.com/watch?v=bQfsw1NpPZw

I can think of thing that feels better: getting your hands on a snitch. Keep snitching and see what happens to you.

Also, store security can't do anything unless they see you themselves.

I thought I was the only one that did this. Girls would love to buy those stupid things. That and chewing gum.

>Stealing from large retail stores for fun and profit is fair game.
nigger

shoplifters should lose a hand and if they do it again executed

Weights need to match though.

Ok, have fun getting arrested over a $5 pack of chewing gum or whatever you faggots do.

Sure user,being rational is for boringass faggots like you,have fun wagie-ing for jews the rest of your life :)

Thankfully they didn't look at our assholes.

Is that where you hid the flat screen TV?

Yep all the way up there

It's all about algorithms, timing and risk assessment, also weekends large stores employ store detectives however it's far to expensive to do 7 days a week.

Also remember the shop staff are the real security, once you understand the rules of the game, its relatively simple, but if you're black or young the odds are stacked against you.

If you're white middle aged and appear middle class you're success rate goes up considerably.

There's nothing worth stealing. At least not worth getting banned from the store for.

I go into the circle K and get two big polar pop cups and then I fill one with sausages and hit dogs(you know those sausages getting cooked on the steel rollers) and anything else they have in the hot food section and then I get an actual drink in the other cup.works every time.

Go to my local Walmart almost daily all the greeters/receipt checkers know me. I don't have a full size fridge so go there for groceries. I use a reusable shopping bag and scan the majority of what is in the bag the cheap stuff. Coffee, honey and meat I never pay for because fuck the prices on those things. I steal the medicine and expensive toiletries most of the time. What makes it easy is buying alcohol at self check-out when the come over be nice and cordial and always pay for the beer. I steal many items but spend about half of the monetary value. I keep the bag to the side that doesn't have the scale or plastic bags. Machines at this particular store either don't require it to be on the scale side some have a button that says item not bagged just press if it you have to in the items you actually pay for. The problem with most people is they feel guilty for stealing and they act sus. Just do it non-chalantly. Also it helps to dress respectfully khakis are your friend and being white is key. I've never been caught and this has been routine in my kife.

Amen bruv. If these swine knew just how retarded they are to those of us from the roody-poo days they'd cringe at their idiocy. Glad to see some people still care /pol should purge these faggots but now it's too late and we have to deal with this disease.

Costco.

They have small $1000 items on the floor and literally NO employees in electronics. You can load a whole cart up and just go right out the door. They can't/don't do shit anymore like they used to because of so many defense laws that protect "criminals". Can literally steal right in front of people.
God bless america yo.

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What's /pol?

Work at a grocery store, I've taken at least 2-3 5hour energys everyday for like 5 years lol not to mention breakfast sausage hamburger steaks chicken to feed my family lmao

:)

A challenging but quite rewarding activity

I hate when people steal shit. It causes the prices to go up for all the rest of us who don't steal.

This. You're on a lower level than a non-stealing nigger if you do this. Petty crime is for boons.

[Citation needed]

Stole about $15,000 worth of football/baseball/mtg cards from local walmarts and targets before getting caught January 1st with a $20 blaster box in my coat. On probation till June and ordered to pay $490 in fines and fees. Already flipped most of it on eBay for around $9,000.

On the fence about broadening my strategy once I'm off proby and hitting out surrounding cities...or just being done with it since it's pretty retarded anyway

How about stealing stuff to sell online at places like ebay and such? Does anybody do that? All I need is to make about a hundred a week and I'm good.

One time I lifted a mazapan that is valued under 50 cents at the food town that hires ex cons because you idiots forced me to

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When I was in my early 20's and thinking I was a tough cunt, I would roll out with a group of about 5 - 10 friends on friday and saturday nights. We would walk into gas stations in small numbers and then grab a few things each and run out. The old snatch and grab.

This happened every weekend for a about a month and a half until we eventually got caught. The police knew there was a pattern and had a police dog squad in the area just waiting for us to do our thing. As we were on foot it wasn't hard for them to catch us.

This was just a piece of a larger problem which I was involved in.

Now I look back with regret. I was young, dumb and thinking I was something which I was not. I can only write it off as life experience and lessons learned.

holy fuck i hate humanity

question: through my 401K i own roughly 500 shares of walmart stock

since i'm an owner, if i take stuff from walmart, it's not actually stealing - it's my store, so i can have what i want

so my question is: why dont you own walmart stock?

something about walmart makes it feel extra "dystopian soulless corportation" feeling. even more than all the other dystopian soulless corporations

go in and take some shit with a wig and glasses on and just walk out minimum wage employees don't get paid enough to stop you just park away from the store and put a random license plate on your car drive home and put your real plate on and destroy the other license plate. and get a fence if you are going to sell what you stole

Never shoplift. It's scummy.

Nigger

I did this when I was 14/15 then grew out of it. Only time I shoplifted after that was to impress a girl when I was 17 and once when I walked out of a store without paying by accident and thought "fuck it".

Air Force guy stealing milk duds?

Fpbp. Only niggers resort to stealing shit.

I did some loss prevention for a company. One location was particularly bad and the cops weren't doing much aside from "building a case". Most of them were stealing with their children in tow and speeding off. We set up some extra cameras outside and started calling CPS instead. I don't know if it was related but the lifting was declining when I left.

that's what our corporate overlords want you to think

When I was in high school I would buy a PC game from Walmart, carefully cut the seal, then rip and install it on PC at home.

Afterwards I'd tape it back up carefully with clear scotch tape and return it with the receipt. No risk of getting called a thief and I'd get to play all kinds of games.

Never got caught by the poor souls in returns. One guy out of maybe 50 tried to say I resealed it but I argued with him for a bit and he let me return it anyway.