>be me, a CC at work >fixin' a bug >realize I'm doing ternaries on a null check, this is basically an optional >change it to use an optional instead >send the code review >guy approves it but comments "IMO this is kind of an abuse of lambdas, why not just use an if/else" >respond explaining that I considered both ternaries and if/else and decided I liked the optional route better since it's more streamlined and safer about null pointers >leave work >driving home >mfw I realize I just OK Boomer'd a guy on a code review
Why did you leave, Alice? Why did you have to take the kids and leave? We had such a good life together and what did you do? You threw it all away for one night in Borneo with half of a pair of siamese twins and while his gay twin brother watched. Look we had such a future together. I'm willing to forgive you. Won't you just come back?
Pretty much, I imagine. It's Java, so there might be a tiny bit of overhead? It's not in a loop, or anywhere we really care about squeezing out every last cycle anyway, so who cares lmao
Hudson Nguyen
Here you are dear, a spot of tea. I hope you enjoy it.
Shit's going bad. I've been through hell and back and I am not handling it well at all. Depressed af (on medication, still depressed af), gf left me, working minimum wage 6 days a week and realizing all my dreams are completely unachievable. So basically, life's going pretty great right now!
Thomas Anderson
Today I made half a gallon of moonshine and a fifth of lesser quality stuff, still about 80 proof. It's been a good day.
I can't ever have a family since I can't trust anyone to actually love me, I can't ever afford to live in my country of preference because it's far too expensive for me to ever afford and I won't ever be rich because I don't have qualifications to work high paying jobs nor do I have the luck to win something like the lottery.
Carson James
Aw yeah what're you streaming
Cameron Brooks
*blinks slowly*
>can't trust anyone to actually love me Can you please explain this in as much detail as you can?
As well, what is preventing you from learning a skill? It may take more time, and therefore you might have to instead retire to your country of choice, but you can always learn as long as you keep an open mind.
I've been working on a game for the past few moths or so, and while it's coming along slowly, I finished the story a few weeks ago. While it's not going to happen, I tried getting a gf before valentines day. Any advice?
Carter Price
sounds like a mexican to me
Ryan Turner
that's a lie, a few months back Alice posted his entire package, pretty decent stuff, pooper was a bit scuffy tho
Chase Cook
link to stream
Evan Ward
Today is just a simple StarDew stream. Something nice, light, and cute.
I would recommend talking to girls about your game! Are you in college? There's often a few clubs related to game design.
Stop lying and either post a link to the thread (you won't, because it doesn't exist), or fuck off.
WELL SHOW US YOUR VAGINA THEN, PROVE ME WRONG YOU TEASEEEE
Blake Robinson
I gave my all to love someone as much as I could. I did love her, more than anything in fact and I still do. She said she did as well but then she left me to get dicked down by other people. I went to a literal mental hospital after that (suicide watch after an attempt) and I really don't want to go through that much shit to be betrayed again.
Ethan Wilson
I'm kind of losing hope.
I have this pain in my leg that makes it hard to sit or lie down for very long so I have to constantly alternate between the two. It obviously impacts my sleep and I haven't been sleeping well for months. Standing and walking is just hell. I do it every day but it's always torture. That's been an ongoing problem that's been steadily getting worse. It's worrisome.
I know that the answer for that is to get medical attention and for the past month or so I've been trying to get insurance so I can have it treated. But that's not going very well.
I feel like mentally I'm holding up as well as I can given these circumstances. But I kind of want to give up and die. I find myself accepting the idea that my life is just going to be constant pain until I die. I feel like I should be more depressed about this but I'm too exhausted to really feel anything, I guess. And the pain keeps me distracted.
Anyway, I'm fine.
John Hall
That sounds awesome. Can I hear it?
No thank you? Why would I do that?
TALK TO COLLEGE GIRLS ABOUT YOUR GAME Make sure they are in Computer Science programs It's a great conversation starter.
Okay. But. That's not the reality. The reality is, you trusted someone and they weren't trustworthy. You just need to find someone trustworthy.
This doesn't mean you are incapable of trusting people, it means some bitch fucked your shit up. Don't give up on the whole of humanity because one woman was a bitch to you.
To please so many anons around the world Alice, you've left us all with blueballs for a long time now. I yearn to see your donger or your ''vagina''
Gabriel James
Forgive me? For what. What did I do? Ok maybe I was out of bounds with the whole lying-to-you-about-losing-our-daughter thing and then hoping that you wouldn't notice that I replaced her with 40-something year old midget named "Dolly" who liked to dress himself up as a girl. Look we've all made mistakes but that's what teams are for. To face challenges together. What do you say?
Simply put, I can't. I've got serious trust issues. I literally trust nobody. Oh and I have serious mental issues and I don't want anyone to have to deal with that.
Why? It's a simple thing, we can knock this out right now. I'm here for you, like I said, and I'll pay the cost.
Don't just let your health flounder because of your pride.
>serious trust issues Doesn't mean it is impossible to trust. It means it takes time and energy and a willingness to expose yourself and be vulnerable.
As I said, don't let one woman dictate your whole life. That just means you are in chains even when she's gone.
Feeling a little complicated, thanks to Cred Forums I began to be turned on by cute passable trap should I try the experiment or not? That being said there isn't any in my city so I kinda give it up. Thanks for the tea tho
Robert Evans
I don't have one.
Yes. Of course it is. Same reason we get into cars every day despite it being VERY likely they murder us.
I’m at the tail end of a 250 hour month at work going into another 250 hour work month. I’m tired and think I have cancer but don’t have time to go to a doc so I drink instead. But I have a cool wife and a lovely family so I dunno. Net neutral I guess?
Dominic Lopez
The "experience" my mistake
Eli Murphy
Hey buddy. I've been in those shoes before. At the end of the day what you choose to do is up to you, but coming from someone who knows how it is to get burnt really badly, but kept on trying... yeah, it's worth it. Don't give up. Keep on fighting. You'll find someone who will make it all worth it.
Benjamin Phillips
Smoking a Backwoods blunt, drinking Corona and I'm going to get an awesome BJ later. Life doesn't suck.
I'm a teacher and my wife and I were asked to be a foster child to a freshman girl. We could do it, we have the space and we are good people, but it's a huge commitment. Im 26 and pretty fucked up about the whole deal.
Sebastian Bailey
Guess I'll have a cup. White, red, green, or black?
Okay Alice, you just said you were slapping your dick around and now you never had one, how about you just show us your dick, its a very natural thing being naked you know, half the population has one you know. No need to feel shamed traps have rights nowadays we don't live in the 1940's Alice
What's the benefit though? I really don't see it. There's always the chance for betrayal and it just seems like the risk isn't worth the reward. Although I might not see the benefit because I'm pretty pessimistic nowadays. That or I'm deranged as fuck.
Christian Murphy
I wake up with night sweats pretty consistently over the last 6 mo. My sweat smell has changed, smells weird, kinda like metal. Pain in my left ball and in my left abdomen. Blood in my stool pretty regularly.
James Gonzalez
Foster parent
Isaac Allen
Oh nice! What did you install it on? Stranger danger!
Kind of bad honestly. I'm failing most of my classes right now but it's only a few weeks into the semester so I should be able to pick it up. I have just lost motivation and I don't know what I want in life.
Jacob Diaz
Black.
No, I didn't, and you are pretty clearly arguing in bad faith. Fuck off.
Longer years of life, better quality of life, and scientific benefits in nearly all areas of health.
That could easily just be related to your drinking.
I'm streaming now at twitch.tv/celtyplays I'll be back in an hour if this thread doesn't die. Apologies for swift exit, please contact me if you need urgent help:
daym son, slow down bro, life ain't so short for you to be wearin yourself out like that man
Brayden Barnes
University is stressing me out and it feels like I'm aging 5 years with each passing day. Sometimes, I feel like dropping out and dedicating myself to becoming a writer full time but I'm just too scared to actually do it. I just had some chamomile tea, so I won't be having any.
Everyday, I'm alone and the people who want to be with me only want something from me.
Julian Walker
post it!
Jeremiah Ortiz
alice? is that you?
Evan Baker
It will be out at the end of March.
Julian Myers
POST IT NAO
Hudson Taylor
come over and chill bro
Evan Thompson
It's not done yet.
William Lopez
Agreed. Ty
Angel Fisher
Yes pretty much. I thought I was going to major in mathematics but right now I'm not 100 percent sure.
Christopher Fisher
I've found myself alone most of my life, in America and now in Vietnam. I'm a male English teacher with a university degree, I'm 36 years old. There's not been any school the last two weeks because of the Chinese Virus. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Most of my time is spent alone in my room. When I do find time to spend with someone they typically only want money for the time. I went back home two years ago for a month, only one friend came to visit me one time for the entire duration despite putting it up on Facebook that I'd be around. This has been a pattern my whole life. When I have a romantic relationship, it's usually just spent with that one person and no friends outside of that. I'm a good speaker but maybe I'm not very personable. I get pissed off a lot and yell at staff at places over stupid shit.
Easton Cooper
I'm not Alice.
Zachary Evans
what is the problem tho?
Wyatt Taylor
no one is ever 100% sure.
Luis Scott
Doing well tonight. I'm an English teacher so I stopped at my favorite local tavern, had a few pops, then came home and had some dinner and did some grading. Smoked a little so am now watching some tv. Life is okay.
Conan is pretty funny, I think that's what I'm dealing with loneliness my whole life.
Cooper Green
what?
Easton Moore
False!
Ryder Price
tfw no nok nokky nokkers
Levi Nelson
Mid-sentence in her Cred Forums post, Alice abruptly glanced at the dilapidated state of the wall that acts as a distant backdrop to her ever-luminescent Dell XPS 13, one of many things she had wickedly robbed a poor bastard's monthly earnings due to her feminine charm. She then observed the rather sizeable cluster of dried up mucus that was beginning to lose colour before quickly losing interest, then turned her gaze towards the poorly etched lines which feintly represented tally marks. 8 crude horizontal lines, clustered into groups of two and a longer vertical line striked right through the middle. The handwriting of the title above the symbols which could only be described as the hysteric fit of a drunkard's pitiful attempt of imitating basic latin letters. 'PROCESS OF TRANSITION'. In what appeared to be mere milliseconds, fragmented memories from roughly the start of the journey to the present rushed to her head scape. An inaudible sigh escaped her chapped lips as she fell to the whims of the tight grasp of existential dread. "Why?"
Jordan Reed
I don't know what you mean by Alice and I'm not her.
Adam Perry
Yeah the students' grades tend to be better after stopping at my tavern lol.
Jace Hernandez
alice has literally the highest end ryzen you can buy
James Anderson
>wickedly robbed a poor bastards monthly earnings >due to her feminine charm
no nigga that faggot paid her, that aint theft. the fuck is wrong with you?
Alexander Powell
You're kuuuraazy
Nolan Cooper
hot
Angel Moore
Fucking disgusting gook whore
James Nelson
>her feminine charm
She doesn't have one of those.
Logan Gomez
???
Carter Peterson
the fuck you say
Landon Long
nah shes pretty cute as a girl
Gavin Hill
I like cute girls
Evan Cook
you’ll be doxed melanie
Jayden Bell
its a guy
Ryder Walker
no it is a girl her name is melanie
Robert Sullivan
This dude still doing this after years, pathetic. You guys are so fucked mg gay, lusting after a man in a dress.
Jordan Russell
it's a woman, but what is pathetic about being dedicated...?
she’s a serial killer, she gets vulnerable anons to come to her for help and goads them into suicide, several she claimed to help are now dead.
Nicholas Hill
citation needed.
Matthew Evans
>be in college >have a bad dependency on weed >finally graduate >every job related to my degree requires drug tests >fail multiple drug tests during interviews >start using tobacco to try and kick weed Im a day sober and i havent felt this depressed in so long. I have some decent skills, but no one will hire me because i smoke weed. Weed is legal in my state and im at a point where i might apply to to a job in that business even though theyre all dead ends. I dont even have my license, even if i get it my parents have made it clear they dont really want me to use either of their two cars. I really hate myself.
Benjamin Johnson
see this was my long running theory too, but after a lot of investigation I determined that she was simply not that interesting.
Mason Bennett
what is your degree? also just..stop smoking weed?
Leo Miller
bruh
Eli Anderson
weed is a depressant you know, of course coming off it will make you depressed
Gabriel Allen
just stop it
Lucas Watson
bruh
Cameron Wilson
the fuck is wrong with you
Wyatt Perez
There's nothing wrong with me, its this SOCIETY that wants to keep gamers down
Excuse me, there are many persons who do in fact partake of the cannabis that are fully functioning adults
Niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Josiah Gonzalez
zero who work government jobs faggot
Dylan Cruz
Well maybe the feds should respect the local laws of its offices, and not threaten action against employees who legally imbibe their chosen substances
Andrew Morris
uhh, no. Because it's a job paid for by federal money. Person paying money gets to determine hiring rules.
Blake Bailey
Even more of reason to temporarily become unconscious.
Anthony Roberts
why?
William Mitchell
for some of these people, weed is their medication, you can't have some hr guy walkin in there all like "you can't take your prescriptions while working here" man, you gotta find another job bro, let all the whitebois get that government shit and you, you get to work outside that, with better pay most likely too
Easton Watson
Tell that to users of Vioxx, when that exact thing happened to them
also you can't GET the job without AGREEING to drug tests being negative, so uhh, that's just a non sequitor my dude
Joshua Thomas
yeah, but u dont have to be no dumbass that agrees to hand over your freedom in off hours for a paycheck
Luke Davis
sure. dont like the conditions, dont take the job. and?
Landon Ortiz
Harvey Weinstein and his rape crew will never be stopped.
Grayson Ward
who cares? dude is dead get over it
Aaron Gray
Electrical Engineering. As I said before I had a dependency, I avoided weed for a long time because I knew I'd become addicted, but in the end I started smoking it anyway. It really did help with my depression though. I had been in and out of therapy for about 7 years prior and at the time it felt like weed was helping me better than any of my therapists did. yeah, you're right. I regret everything.
Zachary Jones
bro, i never heard of Vio-whatever man you do your tests when you get the job, sure but you gotta be stupid to work at a place with regular testing, the hell do these people get to tell you what you can and can't do on your days off
Elijah Perez
it did not help with your depression, as you can clearly see now
Hunter Powell
...because that's the job? there are plenty of jobs like that, where you have to be on call and shit. this aint fucking new dude
Justin Martin
I was at work Jan 8th. I think I lifted something wrong. Suddenly my chest and upper back hurt, and my left arm hurt if I wasn't using it. Like if i stopped moving my left arm, it would start to BURN.
Doc said i lifted something wrong.
Jan 12 I couldn't move my neck. Got a prescription for a muscle relaxer.
Jan 15 I was given a prescription for more muscle relaxer and prednisone
Jan 16, pic related started happening. That's not me and it was never that bad but past 3 feet everything's a mess.
By Jan 18 it became near constant and still is, along with an occasional underwater pressure feeling and 8/9 out of 10 pain headaches every couple days.
I don't understand how this happened. I lifted something wrong, and now I can't fucking SEE. I have an issue with a disc (c4 c5 I think) but WHAT THE FUCK.
A brain mri for today got canceled because the insurance hasn't approved it yet. FUCK YOUR MONEY I WANT ANSWERS. I WANT MY LIFE BACK.
too bad. you might not get it back. even if they figure it out, damage might already be done
dont lift shit wrong, idiot
Leo Martin
sounds like a nerve issue, probably upper neck disk got misaligned, you should see a chiropractor
Josiah Phillips
well thats pretty stupid, unless you're getting paid a lot extra for coming in on your off time
Juan King
chiropractors are gonna do the same thing, and also aren't as well trained and believe dumb pseudoscience stick with the MRI
Jace Miller
>that's stupid so doctors, nurses, job site engineers, and lawyers are stupid. got it.
Christian King
Oh if this permanent, fine. I'll buy a fucking eyepatch and go back to work. But for fuck's sake does this make any sense? Lifted something wrong, like an idiot, and now my left eye's alignment is off? HOW THE FUCK?
Gabriel Taylor
i bet you don't believe in reflexology either
Carter Cox
yes it makes tons of sense. you need to learn some anatomy dude.
Luke White
correct, why would anyone believe in stuff proven wrong scientifically?
yes, they are all stupid for handing over their time in exchange for a pittance of a sum and the constant worry of being called in
Brandon Thomas
>pittance kay. ill go tell doctors and lawyers they dont make enough because a guy on Cred Forums said so
Noah Gutierrez
Cross eye joe here.
Yeah a spine specialist did an MRI of my neck, he said the disc should fix itself no surgery or therapy, wants to see me again in May. Referred me to a neurologist who ordered brain mri.
Blake Nguyen
then you are probably fine and just need to wait what the problem?
Jose Allen
because it hasn't, chiropractic therapy is a beneficial practice which affords many benefits, despite the campaign over the years of pharmaceutical companies to discredit it, case in point: there are many chiropractic offices which operate on hundreds of thousands of clients a day, if they were in fact not helping, then why would they still be open?
this is a dumb as hell statement thousands of people, millions even, buy snake oil every year, in the form of homeopathic medicine which is literally water HURR DURR IF IT WASNT HELPING WHY WOULD THEY STILL BE OPEN? MUST NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH EXPLOITING PEOPLE IN PAIN OR ANYTHING
Luis Barnes
they don't, a realistic way to arrange it would be to include staff on all schedules, so that you don't run into a situation where someone has to be called in on their time off, this will increase the quality of care provided which results in long term benefits to the hospital and patients
Evan Morris
kay ill go tell em bro wait a minute absolutely sure the people who willingly entered an agreement will agree with you, and there is absolutely no reason for such agreements hold on a min bro ill tell em
Jeremiah Murphy
>Modern reflexology technique has been used since 60 years ago and now more scientific and clinical research have been conducted because of their positive effects in reducing and alleviating the symptoms associated with certain diseases. Reflexology gives benefits to certain groups of people and generally does not cause any harmful effects as long as certain precautions are taken by the patients with certain medical circumstances. Each person has a different body system condition, so results from reflexology treatment could differ from one person to another.8 Based on latest research conducted, reflexology seems to be effective in helping the body systems to return to its natural state.
you were saying?
Zachary Wood
"Yet, numerous systematic reviews confirmed that strong evidence of the positive effects of reflexology postintervention are lacking despite plenty reported small-scale trial and anecdotal evidence of reflexology for some common ailments." You were saying?
Landon Anderson
weird you missed the conclusion. too bad that doesnt hold up to the very study you fucking cited, pseudointellectual
Gabriel Davis
have you ever tried snake oil?
Jacob Morris
Harvey Weinstein will still be raping young girls long after you’ve gone the way of the dodo.
Jace Powell
i notice you had nothing to say about the snake oil comment like a little bitch.
Luis Foster
your own purported "source" contradicts your own conclusion, as will be plain to all who actually read the article before posting it
Lucas Bell
no it doesn't, literally the conclusion disagrees with you you faggot. >Yet, numerous systematic reviews confirmed that strong evidence of the positive effects of reflexology postintervention are lacking despite plenty reported small-scale trial and anecdotal evidence of reflexology for some common ailments. suck it retard
Jaxson Wood
"evidence is lacking" will be quite plain to anyone reading it
Adam Johnson
where's the vagina pepe?
Elijah Hall
snake oil and modern medicine are two different things and besides that, some of these remedies are in fact helpful to the people that take them, due to either the placebo effect or actually being useful. There will always be scams too, but many of those scams are also in pharmaceuticals
Nathaniel Price
Cross eye joe again.
Yeah chiropractors have a place in medicine but I'm not going near that with this issue, I'll end up paralyzed.
I've never heard of reflexology.
Acupuncture is bullshit, someone suggested that to me and I laughed in her face.
My names not even joe but my friends have been calling me that and it brings me joy.
Brandon Taylor
right and reflexology isn't modern medicine its snake oil. and no, pharmaceuticals have to prove safety and efficacy. something that homeopathy cannot do, as it is water. no homeopathic remedy is helpful to anyone taking it. placebo effect means it does nothing.
Eli Adams
you can try and twist the wording of the paper as much as you like but that won't stop the hard facts given on the benefits of reflexology
Jaxon Nelson
right the cold hard facts that such benefits remain without evidence. it's not twisting the paper TO DIRECTLY CITE IT
Ayden Morales
XDD you mad bro?
Jaxson Barnes
only person mad is the dude saying placebos are medicine lmao
that didn't happen, given those are pasties also the fuck are you, a stalker or some shit?
Brody Morgan
yes it was a glorious moment, also got her lower face
Justin Johnson
so then why does anyone call her a man if her vag has been posted?
Owen Brown
Let Cred Forums be the judge: tit and shaved vag or “pasties”?
Juan Garcia
>popularity of opinion dictates fact hahahahhaha
Gavin Hernandez
its a meme from a closeted offshoot community from Cred Forums that ceased being funny when they became boomers
Alexander Gonzalez
Photographic evidence of a tit and shaved vag despite your attempt to lie
Kayden Collins
its not photographic evidence of that though, that's your CLAIM
Sebastian Davis
It’s a screencap of her stream and clearly shows a nipple and shaved vag. There is no claim.
Brayden Price
Its either legit pussy or a very clever tuck, from comparing this in my own experiments the evidence is pretty equal either way. However, since she claims to be a girl, and the evidence is pretty on the fence I'm going with female, but insecure
Josiah Allen
its a claim, because that aint what it is
Ryder Collins
Cred Forums can look at the evidence and decide.
Grayson Thompson
>popularity determines truth okay newfag
Alexander Price
>a nipple and vagina are pasties ok reimu
Anthony Jenkins
hes not wrong, popularity determines the people's reality
Carter Jenkins
he is absolutely wrong, reality is that which does not change even if you refuse to believe it that said, its nice to see people admitting alice is a girl
lol wrong location (presumably) and the name is off, last I heard it was Tim
Xavier Richardson
I wish I was doing better... bills are stacking up around me, I have no money for groceries. Got a flat tire yesterday, but that doesn’t matter because my car is now unusable until I replace a sensor.
More money down the drain, more time spent just surviving and playing catch up
Kevin Campbell
I don't think so Tim
Julian Taylor
I'm not a man, as this user has pointedly demonstrated Definitely not a Tim.
Thank you for the tea. It should help me to fall asleep. I'm away from home on a business trip... I've been gone for nearly three weeks. I get to go home on Friday. Can't wait to be home with my girlfriend and family. The money will be worth it, but I've been working myself to death.
Henry Evans
Never put your health over wealth, Anonymous. But I do hope you get some good sleep and get home to your family soon.
Yeah... I know... My girlfriend just finished school and we don't have our own place yet. I'm trying to work hard so we can move in together, and so I can help cover everything while she pays off her school debt. Glorious American education system. Good night, everyone.
Yo Alice, be a champ and throw me $615 so I can finish paying off my wisdom teeth removal.
Elijah Wilson
this is true, the nevada is used to measure levels of mass at the intersteller level
Julian White
it's definitely chonk but there is something else fucky going on there... that dark patch directly below the beard doesn't match up with the rest of the neck
Owen Johnson
nevada is fat as fuck
Caleb Nguyen
ergo, used to measure mass on a galactic scale
Easton Carter
As I said earlier in the thread, feel free to contact me directly.