Wut up anons

wut up anons
whats the most illegal thing you've done and got away with?

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I haven't paid federal taxes in three years

9-11

wut up fbi i aint done sheeeeiiiit

i once crushed up 3 xanax and put it in my step moms sprite and gave it to her once she was out and felt the affects i raped her.
i feel so guilty now that she died back in 02'
ive never told anyone this

You're glowing bright tonight

Def glowing.

When a young thug tried to rob me, I pulled my gun, made him strip to nothing, and sent him walking down the street naked.

I ripped the tag off a mattress.

now this,
this is interesting

Uploaded a video onto a porn site of myself getting butt fucked by my dog

took a dump in a urinal

how was it?

stopped mew from beating the shit out of me once :p oops hehe x XX

Kinda fucking hot knowing that somewhere out there people are jerking off to me getting my ass clapped by man's best friend.

Was it at Dennys?

Anyone lock in the quads?

NIce try fbi

Pic definitely not related

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nice night wit coke an strippers eh mate?

In college I basically raped a chick at a kegger. It started out consensual but you could tell the effects of the alcohol and whatever else she was on was making her sick. She asked me to stop and I told her she wasn鈥檛 blue balling me.

Finished up by cumming in her hair. Told her I鈥檇 go out and get her some tissue to clean up but simply refilled my beer and bragged to my buddies.

Never saw what happened to her. Didn鈥檛 stick around. Thank god it was before bullshit Obama/#me too

Criticizing the illegitimate country of Israel

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4 drinking tickets from when wasn't 21 yet, and a dui when I was 19

kek

what the fuck did i just read

Epic if true should've killed him and raped him instead.

honestly

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I drive through red light and stop signs while high all the time and I've never been pulled over because the cops can't be bothered

Kinda made a bomb threat.
I was bored, so I sent out a couple of messages saying, "Hey! Don't come to school on the 2nd."
BUT THERE WAS NO SCHOOL ON THE 2ND, THAT WAS THE JOKE!

Anyways, some bitch called the police. I got fired from my job, Expelled for a month, and was permanently labeled at my High school as a potential threat
The pigs were nice tho, and let me off with a warning
Thank the lord for white privilege

Had sex with someone with too large of an age gap between us.

Kill yourself rapist

probably fake and gay but if true pls kys