Woke up to a new Timder match. Get me laid b. Roll dubs

Woke up to a new Timder match. Get me laid b. Roll dubs.

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Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

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Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

Roll

wanna see ma pussy

nice uncle addi :DDD

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And you ma’am, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

why would you date any women that isn't into multiplayer video games?

I'm a sick fuck
I like a quick suck
Im a sick fuck
I like a quick fuck

my addi has a first name, it's B-O-N-E-R, my addi has a second name, it's R-I-D-E-M-E

i'd recommend you to ask her about her day and hobbies and what not. but she's most likely a normie so she only cares about looks and getting laid. so i recommend you to look attractive enough to write any stupid shit and she still wants your dick whatever you write.

Hopefully you like it by the foot babe and arent to tight. How does that sound, want to do it like do on the discovery channel.

You're really pretty! Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess.

We'll see how things go from there.

I have a stiff that refueses to go down could you myabe come and help. Just cant go out with my huge cock pokeing out. Do you want to see it first or is it fine.

You look great through the window last night can you get naked i want to see what ypu have to offer.

Good mornin’. Can you alleviate my fetal alcohol syndrome?

Is it normal to have your cock hit you in the face when you get up??
Happens every morning.

adolf hitler did it for the zozzles

Ok im super wealthy and im intrested in you but first i have to see your pussy before this can go any futher.

Can you drop to the floor?
Can you walk the dinosaur?

Ok before we get to committed should we see each others junk.

Winrar!

This

Best to see what im getting show me the merchandise baby and ill show you mine

Do it......

Post it..

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What does your stinky pussy taste like