Bertstrip thread

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Glad to finally see some new shit in a bertstrip thread!

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One of the best.

Wait there was a second one?

*facepalm*

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The best

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That's a lot of climbing

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Jew jokes are old hat, but the idea of credit score magic and the implication that it would cause you physical pain is what really makes it.

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This is surprisingly real

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I don't know why, but this one had me in tears.

ngl, Furry Potter sounds better than the real thing

>it would take me 7 years

I’m not the fag that tells every cape movie thread to go to Cred Forums, but as a genuine question, wouldn’t this fit on Cred Forums more? Or do puppet shows count as cartoons?

That's always been a grey area, for some reason. I've seen Muppet threads on Cred Forums before though, so maybe they qualify?

Muppets and Sesame Street are no doubt in the same vein. If Muppet threads are allowed there’s no reason Sesame Street threads shouldn’t be.

The argument for puppets on Cred Forums is that puppets are like a form of animation so it counts.

>racism is funny when we're the ones posting it
Vintage /col/

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You wouldn't dare throw the Muppets at fucking Cred Forums would you? They stay here.

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This is even better after discovering Fiveish

all expect The Dark Crystal for some fucking bullshit asinine reason

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I mean yeah, racism is funny when you're not actually an unironic racist. It's why Cred Forums is absolute dogshit, because they're too wrapped up in ideology to be able to actually tell jokes. Sincerity is an anathema to comedy.

blaming all your problems on Cred Forums doesn't work user

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Show me what you can do.

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Racism is hilarious

god I love this one so fucking much

I'm not blaming all my problems on Cred Forums, I'm describing a very specific problem, that Cred Forums isn't funny anymore. this, for example, is funnier than every jew joke Cred Forums has tried to make for years now: youtube.com/watch?v=mB2eqi3lvvM

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Classic

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I wish there were strips using muppet screencaps rather than sesame street

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Bertstrips really went to shit within 2 weeks, at most. Threads like these are the only source for good ones.

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>That doesn't mean it's good!
Cred Forums in a nutshell

It's realising that Ernie's playing the trumpet that really makes this one.

This one was always my favorite

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What really sells it is the stack of blocks.

kobe?

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racism is great, user.
you should try it sometime
something something take control of a black person's body

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first time i made one of those

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It finally happened. After years of tormenting Mr Johnson with intentionally mediocre service, Grover discovered the hard way why Mr Johnson to this day still holds the moniker "The Blue Destroyer" that he earned during Vietnam.

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d00d ebin

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this is my favorite one

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this is whole and i wand some more

Love Trumps Hate is still the best name for it.

only like 3 of these have ever been funny

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>Text at the top
Away with you!

capeshit television

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>racism is funny when we're the ones posting it

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This one will always be my favorite.

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Grover's trip to wu han was short-lived when out of the blue he gets chopped up and served as another "rare delicacy" to an unwitting china-man who eats Grover happily. Making the growing number of coronavirus cases go up from 200 to 300.

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>saying something racist to demean and attack someone
that's bad
>saying something racist as a joke based on it's absurdity
that's good

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Heh

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It just works on so many levels.
- the genuine insult-and-angry-reaction setup
- the pyramid
- the Count as a Jew caricature
- Jew sorcery that affects credit scores
- Bert in physical pain over his credit score
Possibly the perfect joke.

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Do what you guys do best

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"vile jew sorcery" is also impeccable wording

Hers what I did

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In this end this is actually a hopeful end

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i swear this looked better before i hit save.

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Does anyone have the "Kermit about to live out his giantess fantasy" one? I've been eyeballing my folders for like twenty minutes and I can't find it

Considering there still a end to it, it's not really that bad, you're alone, so i guess you're suppose to meditate about your life and sins

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>Guess he wasn't a fan of the emancipation?
>No. He just wanted secession.

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Does anybody have the hip hop all star meme?

This one's better.

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This is funnier

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genuinely wholesome

brutal lmao

legendary

>virtue's last reward

something about the union, mob and jews.. hmm.

great

A beautiful short story wasted on a fucking bertstrip.

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What if you're scared of heights? Can you never get to Heaven?

Cred Forums is fucking unbrowsable. It's just nu/b/

I'd never make it more than a maybe 100 steps up, I'm straight fucking paralyzed by very high stairs, especially if they're like, free floating and I can see down.
It's strange cause I'm not scared of flying at all.

Stairs with those perforated plates are the bane of my existence.

>Mrs Garrett opens a strip club

>den smakar skit

fucking got me, well done

it's the "vile jew sorcery" that gets me every fucking time. I don't have Jews, but the concept itself is hilarious.

damn, this is good

my fellow cenobite

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It's because you can't fall off a plane. Take it from a fellow acrophobe.

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This one is actually funny.

>Deceived by the Jews, Grover turns against the worker class, oblivious to who the real enemy is

let me just add 1 more thing,
a jew called Count

>is so much of a retarded Cred Forumsmblrite he literally thinks that some unfunny parody vid os funnier than the legendary vile jew sorcery edit
Cred Forums is funny and right yet again. Left can't meme

Too disgusting so I spoilered it

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Fucking love this one

Classic

>Off.jpg

Good one

It's the expressions that make this one.

dilate tranny

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cute

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