The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have: HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

Not bad I had a chicken salad for lunch very healthy.

Completely fucked. I had shitty Moe’s, and now i’m feeling sick.

Goddamnit Cred Forums

Same here

>warm salt-water and chopped up spaghetti

Well, it's over anons.

That's pretty good user.

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A roast beef sandwich with lettuce and tomatos and a bunch of water nice!

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pizza & beer

I can live with that

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Why though?

Povertycuck

I feel you Cred Forumsro.
Been there too.

Popcorn and a snickers

arbys
organ failure in 6 months tops

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Yeah this is cringe as fuck.....

Trail mix

Taco Salad. RIP my digestive system

Roast chicken, veges and salad.
Pretty goood

cucumber/tomatoe/letuce/pickles salad

I will survive for about a year I would say.

Grilled cheese (rustic bread and proper Swiss cheese), an orange, homemade cookie and black coffee. I'm fine for a while

Wtf is that thing? A badger?

ate brown pitta bread with hallumi, a bit of ham, hummus salad and tomatoes. Apples and some pretzels. Pretty much having this every night so not sure if I am already fucked or not.

Grilled chicken wrap with chips. I-i can live with this

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Rotisserie chicken salad with spinach, tomatoes, black olives, pickles and jalepenos, oregano and black pepper.

I could eat it every day tbh.

Mother. Fucking. French. Fries.

Yep
Karen is casually holding a rabid badger

Bacon and fried eggs..I'm good with this.

Pulled pork sandwich. I don't mind that

The last thing I ingested was vodka, so I'm pretty fucked but I'm not too upset about it.

Oatmeal creampies 4 life

Devil speaks the truth

Good for six months...

Moe's is bland and severely overpriced for what you get.

Fucked enough. I had an omlette, that will get boring fast

I had a Whataburger breakfast sandwich. Am I allowed any Whataburger, or am I just limited to the breakfast sandwich? 'Cause if I'm limited to the breakfast sandwich I'm fucked.

Lamprey pie anyone?

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I agree, but at a training conference and my coworkers insisted.
Overall not good, but could still be worse. Could be Tijuana Flats.

Bolognese spaghetti
Not that bad I guess

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Spicy ramen. My asshole’s gonna burn

Could I stick my dick in that thing?

a kinder egg

could be worse I suppose

Last thing I ate was an asian girls shit... how fucked am I Cred Forums ?

Are you a goddamn child

>Skittles
FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chocolate.
Fuck that.

Had meatballs and spaghetti, so quite happy user

Keema chilli biryani. Could do worse

Earwax

Blueberries and cream instant oatmeal, I'll be killing myself shortly.

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Same bro

a coffee and peanut chews
its p fucked

oven baked italian sub with italian dressing. im satisfied.

X Egg Frango Sandwich - im good

A banana. Do the biscuits in my oven count too?

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2 pieces of 9 seed granary low GI bread with butter and Vegemite.
Ausfag represent.

>pussy

I’m good

Your moms ass. I made my choice, no regrets.

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I had a steak, a grilled fish, a salad with tomatoes cucumbers and lettuce with olive oil dressing,baked potato with cheese and bacon bits, some leftover asparagus and rice from yesterday, a piece of chocolate cake,an orange and a glass of pomegranate juice.
I ate light today.

Not eating marmite instead of Vegemite,,, fucking pleb.

BLT
Should be fine as long as I work out.

pop tarts!
guess im gonna die...

Fat son of a bitch

Marmite is NZ shit tier and tastes like tar and old socks

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Nigger

Damn dude you tripped and quaded consecutively.

>Quads of truth

As opposed to Vegemite,wich tastes like tar and new socks.

A chili burger
>HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
WASTED BUT IN A GOOD WAY

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Why did you get banned?

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Eating smoked sausage, baked beans, broccoli, and cauliflower as I'm reading this so basically I'm set for life.

Eating pussy is gay though

5 potatoes 3 carrots a whole chicken (deboned) loadsa butter with salt and pepper, ill be fine.

Sashimi, I'm good i guess...

I had a ham sandwich with a chicken Caesar salad

You'll be dead of scurvy in a year or two, theres no vitamin c

>No vitamin C
>Broccoli
>Huh?

fajitas an chips o hoy. Fuck.

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sushi buffet
I am gonna become 120 year old!

you just posted cringe you gay faggot

tabbouleh + ratatouille + salmon + arab pastry

kind of ealthy i guess

Baked potato with cheese salt pepper ham and ranch
Im fine with that

Salt and Vinegar Almonds?
Not sure how that'll work. I get my fats, my protein, and some carbs. I should be fine.

Yummy

fruit salad with creme. i can live with that

I'm fucked. I had a slice of cold gas station pizza which was like cardboard except with less flavor than cardboard. Chewing it was like doing physical therapy exercises on my jaw.

Cracked an egg over some fresh rice and drank a cup of kefir. Honestly im fine lmao

>cup-o-noodles
I am okay with this.

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greek yogurt... i will kill myself now

When are you done with college, user?

I never went to college, seemed like a scam.
I just like the taste user and it's a nice round 300 calorie meal.

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chicken tendies and koolaid

popcorn chicken

>Orange soda
>That is pretty good user
Let me guess: you must be a fat flacid American who probably has a waifu

Had tacos. Will survive for a long time.

Salmon, yellow rice, asparagus.

Today I had the most disgusting dinner I made in a year.

I would kill myself too if I was being mouth raped by a Mediterranean bloke

i made sketti at 3am

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To be fair everyone here would be fucked without a varied diet.

Then there's me, who ate a little Debbie diabetes cake.

Yeah but I couldn't help but jump on the stereotype. God speed, user.

I made hamburgers last night so that's pretty good. They were good burgers too, I got the patties from a store I don't usually go to and they were really good.

I feel ya and thanks! Best of luck in all the things to you too fren

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Same! I'm a real sketti freak!

Naw my baked potato would keep me alive for life

Wagu porterhouse (Aussie not jap wagu mid tier marble score)

Green beans

Baked Potato salad

With a beer and water bit high fat but I’m right.

Baked chicken, rice and veggies. I am sufficiently sustained. No worries.

bunless five guys burger with onions, relish, mustard, mushrooms and a salad from safeway? i mean i'll miss french fries but that wouldn't suck. oh shit is my coffee not included with that because that would be a problem...

I just had quesadillas sweet

raw almonds

Ate this.

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Cooked cabbage, spuds, smoked sausage plus coffee with cream. I'm set. Could eat every day.

Wife made some kind of chicken over linguine with this amazing sauce. I fucked up though. After dinner I had a peanut butter cookie. I don’t even like peanut butter cookies all that much so fucked I am

unless its boi pussy...

spaghetti with a tasty red sauce. Too much oil though. Wasnt pleasant to eat after a while

Then you need to brush your teeth, user.

just cause ur a fag does not mean everyone has to be