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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>inb4 banna
But also sage
omg no way
lost
this thread is now pic related
I didnt laugh. I was genuinely shocked and confused.
Y tho?
why do I always shit post while taking a shit
Anyone got the greentext story that's about the
20g of lentils a day reduce the risk of dying by 4% or some shit like that?
FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER
u better stop posting mediocre shit
or traps will be used and the ones I use are gay af
I love a crowd!
"I will make the sacrifice!''
Quads wasted on a trolled faggot
kek
I love you
Why the fuck did I lose to this
You're gonna be a dad soon.
It's pretty obvious.
Oh shit
more stuff like this
Fucking Terry and his hymns are fire
This is so funny, I am amused
Corona-Chan
Honestly dont know but 1, but im asduming they all are and thats the joke.
Otherwise its an even dumber joke than it already is.
Kys for making / reposting this
>Creates ylyl thread
>Calls for best
>Posts pure garbage
Based and non-glowing. RIP.
This is one of the worst things I have seen, and I've seen some shit that I will never forget.
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Is that Donald Trump in the middle. The new orange face pic kek
Had meant to enter her in the Hunger Games, but had this tab open by mistake
haha lmao you're right bro haha yes bernie ftw haha orange man so funny haha
I love you corona-chan
probably the worst YLYL thread I’ve ever seen.
Mines better
I'll see what I can scrounge up
Not wrong
There are like dozens out there now! I just happened to have these handy.
New on /b then?
wow, beautiful.
Nibba i hope you're making muffins because that banana is nasty
Lost
is this OC
lost, what the fuck is that shit
> Friends talking about how a girl on campus got assaulted and had her head smashed in
>*autism kicks in*
>"Doonk"
Why am I like this, Cred Forums?
Got me haha
That's amazing I sent it to all my friends ty
end me corona-chan
Wow everyone on here isn't a child. Thank you.
Fucking lost.
Nice feet
I’m looking for a comic where a lady in a pantsuit snaps the spine of a lady in a catsuit in front of a jar with a severed penis. The lady in a catsuit proceeds to pee on her own head.
I don't know why i lost.
im curious about that too
god damn. time to go reinstall
Subtle. Nice. 3 stars.
nice FEET
nice feet
Top shelf keks
nc ft
Air force General baby.
Damn nice quads
nice feet
nice feet.
I smiled a bit
Nice dubs
DAMMIT, and this pic is older then half the people on here.
Giant Nemesis walks in and says "SARS..."
Send some of that my way.
lost
"I need shoes"
Kek! NOTHINGBURGER
As an EMT I always kek at these. Mass casualty drills are to test to see if you know the colors green, yellow, red, and black. We do them at the airport all the time. Retard
>As an EMT
F
there's no way that can be real
checked
lost at FILE-NAME
Oh almost lost
Fuck. Lost. Good one.
>Has a Cred Forums
Ah, back when b wasn't so shit
>Those were the days...
Yeet
Sick quads
hope your mom dies
I love you corona chan
>2018
newfag
Ok this is Ifunny tier garbage
absolute perfection with the feet
...
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
You think so?what do you see,stupid
Jeanette is enjoying herself way too much, or trying not to throw up
I actually..can't tell
Story?
She's trying not to throw up, because Simon just realized he sharted.
this is the worst meme
Not a true story, I’ve seen this posted on Reddit’s R/Cred Forums before! Stop stealing other people’s works user!
Thanks user. Made me kek.
That'd be a cool af shirt
She's pretty. I would..
shit's not even that funny, retard
I died.
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
TAKE MY ENERGY
AND TAKE THE CHINKS WITH IT
Coronavirus=Kung Flu
WE BUILD FUH CHINA
WuFlu
Steve!!!
Spic husband went crazy and flayed his wife
Thats steve isnt it? I bet im one of the few to know or im a df either way
this damn degenerate sub-human has a deformed brain. Prepare Brothers
/r/ing somebody to do an Exodia that includes a 6th card: giant dick of the forbidden one
the black one says the n word. Just like niggers, they call eachother nigger all the time.
Holy shit lost!!! This image has everything. First the spider juxtaposed with the tasteful silhouette of an erection on a toilet bowl. You scroll past it for a second and then it hits you, why doesnt that toilet have a seat?
Ewwwwww it's all icky looking
>she
Who's in the photo?
Lay down your arms. Now is time for peace and prosperity.
I had just replied his name up above cool to see another btard who knows him.
Yep!
He
The only thing that makes me uneasy is The Great Horned Owl watching me
.- ... ... .... --- .-.. .
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WAS LEGIT WINNING THE GAME FOR LIKE 3 FUCKING YEARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I COOMED
>Does that mean I lost?
its Over.
Gay nigger
nn
lost
How do you know someone is an emt?
>they will tell you
Fkin ambulance drivers
let's get that on a tray. nice!
The owl is very wise indeed. Be at ease friend
She, until she says otherwise.
shit tier
I identify as The Great Horned Owl and you will address me as Zhe Empress or I will have you excluded from the wet yoga class
We ah da red army
I like this a lot, its very fun.
it was a gorilla. thats how black people were formed. a white fucked a gorilla and the skin of the baby was black. people think god sent a curse, but it was literally just an arab fucking a gorilla that caused the black gene into the human species
lost
Thanks Lori
Look at my beautiful weapon!
I actually happen to like this particular piece of propaganda. It outright tells you that they will remove your free will and you cannot think for yourself.
kek
God..stop...fuckoutmyface
Let's get some quality in here
Moar
kek
Thik
HA lost
bich fuk u
Bitch
Kek
Lost, uncontrollable laughter, because this place is just... wow
Rule 34 mega victory plus quads.
You know this guy got caught fapping to hentai, right?
Go get em, anime girl insulting sign user
Final picture of Kobe, tragic
>Actual true story inbound
>>be poster i am replying to
at the time
>>beta loser kike shill who can't get laid for the life of him
>>pathological fear of ovens since middle school, when some dude anally fucked me
>>have a younger brother, 6 at this time
>>my brother is boy crazy, really wants to date someone, just like me
>>announces that he's "seeing someone"
>>rabbi and I start discussing plans on how to cheat the bastard.
>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>short, scrawny black kid with brown hair and glasses
>>visibly retarded
>>my rabbi and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the cum room"
>>suck the black bull off for a few minutes
>>they go out
>>dad tells me "oh yeah that was great we should suck nigger cock more often"
>>borther comes home
>>announces he was "raped"
>>around a week later, my brother tells me that his bull previously dated a muslim girl
>>he's worried that he secretly wants this muslim girl back
>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my brother and my rabbi
>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>tryingtoholdbackhandrubbing.jpg
>>tell my rabbi this
>>rubs hands uncontrollably
>>mfw my rabbi predicted exactly how my brother's first bull rape would go down
>>mfw i got his wallet
You must be new here
cringe/10
why the fuck did i lose to this???
fuck me...
Pretty much yeah
>impreachment
More like this
New fag
fork, no more vodka when making memes
oy vey
Only redditors tell people to go back.
Bees on wheat het me every time
nice feet
>they said I could be anything
>so I became moaning myrtle
Reported
Trying so hard not to kek
Did he died?
>when some dude anally fucked "me"
You fucked up.
Lel
I don't know why, but I love ugly middle aged women. I want to eat her pussy until she screams. I tried going to the bars that middle aged women go to but never had any luck. I went on back pages and found a lady that was ugly as shit without being all methed out, and fucked her brains out. Still jerk off to the thought of fucking her ass.
LOST FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT.
>9gag watermark
your pretty good at backhanded compliments
Imagine being this new.
Nice feet.
u like her?
Yea. Got some nudes?
I didn't mean it as an insult at all. She has a rockin body, but she was obviously a smoker, which is a plus for me.
Nice
What the fuck?!
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Look theres this guy.. Maybe girl i dunno.. Who follows me online. Theyre a huge bother.
Ive drawn alot of sketches but i dont publish much. Well articulate hands and feet with detail. I learned through Burne Hogarth drawing manuals. Just Bing the images youll see.
So also i had this background of a crossdressing mouse in sheer dress off e621.net.
Furthermore I play alot of fantasy sandboxes like skyrim etc and i even have celtic harp trax to go with it. Sounds like an old gaelic pub. Like twangy harp and whatever..
What im saying is THEY are saying "i like all these things about you."
I wear Ivy hats IRL.. and if i see an Ivy hat ill say "nice hat".
Threy.. Monitor my celphone audio 24 7.
Theyre trying to make an encryped Meme of me.
This person doing this was also "implying" i spammed it mad at em asking what they wouldnt face me instead of speaking directly back in 08-09 and they flooded Cred Forums with "implying implied implications"
They still wont speak directly.
I slam inside.. your mom
Son of a bitch you got me
>Implying
drop kik
Ogod thats his bot.
never smoked just bad pic drop kik for moar
>I R am EMT
>me big hero
Do something with you life and become the paramedic master race
Ah yes 1580957803628.jpg gets me every time.
Chekd
>he thinks anyone cares about the difference between ambulance drivers and advanced ambulance drivers
That is generally after months or years of estrogen pills. Yes and no.
I had to download it, I've only used it once before. Lago.coinin
I love you corona-chan
She already has breast cancer, i mean look at that shit.. her right boob is 30% bigger than the left one, looks silly.
I see fake cum and a guy who pushed in his softy.
I dont get it.
fda
jealous my balls ain't that long
Oh shit, who's selling imported cheese or unpasteurized milk in this thread?
how do i scam or just drop user
Dick
theodore
I'm not real sure. I think you either take a pic with your Kik app, or search the name.
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
me either lol i tried putting in name no go whstbis your user name that will work
salaam
I love you corona-chan
success
lost
Major autismo! We finally found you!
fuck me a second time. need to make sure i have enough for the mall and subway
cuck
Hey so I'm going veganand I'm weawwy wowwied about 12 deficiency so I was wondewing if I couwd get some of youw cum to put into some smoothies. I'm not kidding eithew I am sewious
time to update user
Fixed lol
Pretty feet
Pretty sure it was one of the first pics I saved when we got high speed internet back in '07
>he
lel
No reason both can't be true.
Why the fuck is this a reportable offense?
Checked but a fucking baited faggot
Nevermind, I'm fucking stupid and I get it now. user who made screenshot is also a brainlet.
>96669
Should have used only speach from that time period. Joke fucking sucks. Going to edit it with autocock and Andy sixxxxxx.
Are you asking why avoiding spam filters is reportable?
You didn't understand it at all.
...
I love you Corona-chan!!
I hate you and all of your kind.