Satan here. ask me anything and i will try my best to answer your questions regarding hell and its occupants.
Satan here. ask me anything and i will try my best to answer your questions regarding hell and its occupants
Adrian Morgan
Josiah Murphy
If all dogs go to heaven, do you get all the cats, or what?
Jackson Roberts
fuck right off lucinigger
although i will ask you one question
was the Axeman of New Orleans an actual demon as he claimed or was he just a mortal LARPer
Eli Martin
Wtf is your problem? Why punish peeps who are down with your shit?
You just sound like God's bitch.
Bitch.
Jackson Wood
yes. except pitbulls, they all end up down here.
Gavin Robinson
no, he just liked killing people. people admit a lot down here.
Kevin Rogers
lol. okay. he doesnt even step foot here himself, unless his little goons come. he also blocked me on facebook but forgot to block me on messenger so i messaged him a photo of my asshole.
Wyatt Martinez
why?
Evan Allen
Will this guy find love again?
Alexander Evans
its not punishment because im not upset with you all. i just fucking with people because IM god down here, bitch.
Wyatt Cooper
3/10 face compared to the bitches i have here.
Noah Jackson
If you're Satan, roll trips.
Or gtfo
Joshua White
yes, with your mom!
Parker Roberts
with kids probably.
Cameron Lopez
Sound like God's bitch to me.
Easton Rivera
what's going on here?
Justin Rodriguez
im satan, not a fucking genie. youre officially on my shit list, enjoy the pit.
Alexander Miller
Josiah Evans
Juan Cox
Good for him, she is a classy lady unlike your whore mother.
Cooper Adams
propaganda, human shit.
Justin Smith
you've earned yourself a spot on the 4th floor.
Ayden Edwards
Good luck with that .
I am the archangel Michael you twat.
Austin Edwards
4th floor is where we keep the kid fuckers, FYI.
Joshua Long
all we know where your mom is everything but a classy lady
Landon Murphy
Do you own all of the republican's souls?
Logan Phillips
why do you like metal ?
Jaxon Perez
shes really not. shes coming down here too
Dominic Howard
not even worried about it. fucking pleb.
Isaiah Scott
Yeah right, we all know how it goes down.
Xavier Thomas
bit of both parties. lots of kid fuckers on the left. lots of greedy assholes on the right that sold their almost instantly and rather inexpensively.
Levi Johnson
i did for a while but as more people came down, we slowly lost track of things. there was 600 million fights in the last 24 hours and i have to sign off on them by friday. absolute hell. this place is fucking big and it all falls on my shoulders.
Dominic Gray
i listen to phil collins you dick
Jeremiah Mitchell
Do Hell exist?
Also, do u believe in God and the Bible or are u retarded?
Joseph Butler
do you like this show?
Jason Ward
me and god aren't on speaking terms anymore. he was too goody to speak to me anymore and was scared daddy was gonna spank him. the bible, you fuckers that shit, they dont even read that in hell.. not that youll ever find that out.
Jack Miller
no, its fucking stupid. its not even relevant to shit down here because they littered it with human substance. oh yeah, feminism isnt a thing in hell. everyone is fucking meaningless down here. within weeks, feminist that up here forget their values are just adapt to the norm.