How do I become black?
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Quit your job.
Get your cock lengthened.
This will make you black in practice.
which blue board did this come from?
Shortened. You are a cuck
Have a frontal lobotomy while having testosterone injected directly into your medulla oblongata.
Don't have self control, act on instinct.
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Develop an undeserved sense of self worth.
Stop giving this idiot attention, please.
Don't consider consequences.
It's funny.
wew
take it from a black guy, being black actually sucks cuz you always feel like you have to prove yourself to and assure others that you don't fit into the usual cliches
Fucking bullshit, you cant even wear a Nintendo character during halloween
>you cant even wear a Nintendo character during halloween
...what?
Abandon your kids, don't pay child support, sign up for welfare and food stamps and trade food stamps for cash to get liquor, live in section 8 housing, drive a shitty car and try to soup it up, blame other races for your problems, etc.
every time i reload Cred Forums, there seems to be a blacked thread, or some provoking race related thread.
is it one person or a group of people making these? genuinely curious
Forget your father
You're just paranoid. Your white fragility is showing.
Find me a major black nintendo character, like a motherfucker with its own game
It's Cred Forums mods sending them here because they're fucking jerkoffs
just say you are
Oh! You're right, there aren't any. That's because the Japanese hate niggers, too.
Give yourself as much exposure to the sun as possible, eat thru the pain of never ending sunburns. Chase your local dogs with a staff/spear for exercise along with climbing any tree within reasonable distance from your house. Join a mw2 lobby so everyone can give you verbal reassurance. finally, profit.
What's with all the racism. I posted this on Cred Forums expecting to get an informed response just to be informed that is has been moved to Cred Forums. Never been here but it looks like all you guys are hateful bigots, bye I'm going back to Cred Forums
shit suxx
we going to a costume party and everyone is going as Nintendo characters
Bullshit... going as Waluigi cuz most people dont even no the fag, let alone his looks
Im black and Japanese woman were all over me when I was there 2 weeks ago for a month. The men maybe racist but the woman love black men
You are just some ugly dude online lol
if you really think about it, this kind of thinking is really mentally disturbing and toxic, no one is going to sleep soundly at night with this sort of creepy drivel going on in their heads during the day
why do their mothers not have parental controls properly configured?
Go as little Mac's trainer or bob-omb
I've compiled a short list OP. I hope this helps friend.
1: Steal shit whenever you have the opportunity.
2: Try to act like your IQ is 30 points lower.
3; Get HIV and spread that shit.
4: Have 10+ illegitimate children with as many hoes as possible.
5: Start fights that lead to murder over the most trivial shit.
6: Act hypermasculine to the point where you feel you need to kill people if they try to test your unrealistic and absurd expectations of manhood.
7: Sell drugs.
8: Listen too and make shit music.
9: Think your race is vastly superior to others because a few members of your race are good at sportsball.
10: Shirk all personal responsibility for your life and blame all your shortcomings and shit behavior on larger forces outside your control.
11: Eat shit unhealthy food as much as possible.
12: Live on welfare and then still hate white people despite the fact that they pay for your welfare.
13: Get angry over something that happened to your great grandparents generation and blame that for always acting like a dysfunctional, irresponsible retard.
This is all I could think up off the top of me head. Good luck OP.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I've spent years there they hate blacks more than anyone. You're lying through your teeth.
Start out stealing bicycles, work your way up.
Im a very attractive Black man. I have bright blue eyes and nice features. Was there for a month got with 6 different woman. You are some guy that doesnt even talk to woman. So its not shocking you wouldnt know what they like lol
bruh they where all over you cuz u had the ghetto factor, they were wearing you like an expensive handbag
>bet every cent I'll ever make they been taking hella lottta pictures with you.
You were basically in a zoo
So me fucking Japanese woman = Me being a handbag? Bro, stop showing how much of a virgin you are lol please. I dress better then you
Ther eal shit is, if I'd go as Didi Kong, Donky Kong BobOmb, Bullet Bill, Cow-Cow, Gumba or some other bullshit I'd get racist shit all night long
Being black suxx, exept for fast twitch muscle fibers and a bigger then avarage dick.
Do you see how they are treated in Shinjuku, Uneo and Harajuku? They treat them like they have leprosy and they talk bad about them in private as well.
You didn’t fuck Japanese women
By killing yourself
watch this, white men.
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now sit down and behave, no more breeding for you, get used to it.
Show us your tiny Asian penis
>You are just some ugly dude online lol
At least I'm not black.
What's it like to be a hapa faggot with a tiny dick?
White power
Pick a different video game. Like Grand Theft Auto.
Simple...
>Im a very attractive Black man. I have bright blue eyes
Stopped there. You aren't black. You're a hybrid, which means your looks have been improved by caucasian genes somewhere down the line. Your great, great, great grandmammy spent some time with a slave owner, and this was before fancy birth control techniques, like swallowing.
Poor girl being infected with AIDS. Is that from a gore site?
imagine being white and being this angry just because another race has a bigger cock.
Bragging on the internet proves your a fucking virgin
being a giant nigger is a good start
I actually believe you.
I've always felt bad for "normal" blacks.
Like just typical people who happen to have black skin.
Other blacks hate them for being "white". Pretty racist when you think of it... not being a total degenerate is "white"?
Mega cope.
Let's pop our brains on the table.
Steal some shit, then go to jail. You will then become black by injection.
newfag here
how did he get a title?
Who?
Jesus, AIDS from both ends. Poor girl.
when I was 5 I painted my whole body with black paint, you could do that.
Set yourself on fire. You'll be black for the rest of your life.
t. coping whiteboy
kill yourself
ITT little white incels from fly over nowheresville argue over their relative anger and insecurity vis à vis black men. Hilarious.
I just like making nigger jokes.