Dubs decides opener

What an angry looking wench

ay bb u wan sum fuk?

Did you like the Dexter Series Finale? I won't fuck anyone that did.

Me big peepee

Looking for a film student to record me jerking my 2in penis

Hi owo uwu u look hawt xD :3

Rerolling for this

Reroll

Did you know that communism has killed more people than the halocaust? Makes you think huh? You commie Russian.

Reroll

Rawr xD
(Rawr means I Love You in dinosaur)

It is the Rawring 20s, afterall

ur fat suck ween

Why did you hack our elections you fucking gopnik. cyka blyat.

I know this seems rude but it’s 2020 so...do you have an STD...?

Please sit on my face and drop a hot steamy log down my throat

Lets cut the shit, my buddy bet me $300 I couldn't find a girl from here to fuck TONIGHT.
If you help me win the bet, I'll split the winnings with you.

Reroll

Send nudes plx

SHARPIE IN POOPER PLS

Oh shit gg

And here we go

Do you have a little sister preferably under 13?

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I’m Russian to get in that pussy

Here's another one, do your worst. Dubs decide

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Reroll

Rereroll

I'm an emotional cripple and I rely on internet strangers to tell me what to say.

Again

Anyways suck my dick.

roll for this

"Isabella? more like cock and ball torture am I right?"

Have you ever tried nostril-fingering? It turns me on more than anything else

Show me your panties pls

I like to stick random things in my pee pee hole.

re-rollin

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to violate you

A Cred Forums user rolled dubs and told me to ask you for a nude.

Pls send me a video of you fucking yourself with a fried chicken wing

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хoчeш зaбepeмeнeть?

If we dated, would you fuck me in the butt with one of your poop logs?

Want to talk about marxism?

I can only cum to pictures of strangers panties.

Ravioli ravioli marry me then fucking cuckold me

Want to see my mangina?

Seeing as I have money and you clearly aren’t gonna make any... we seem like a great match

child or illiterate?

Look, you and I both know we're only here to record ourselves sticking things in our poopers, so why don't you start, and I'll follow.

rollo

This

RoLl

Let me cut right through the bullshit. My I dumped my GF 2 weeks ago, and I don't think I can go back to fapping. When are you avaliable?

I want to rub your uvula with my big toe

Lmao! This is almost great copy pasta for Tinder

What an ugly bitch.

Winnnnnerrr

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So how much an hour?

Wanna go watch Sonic?

I want to stick my cock so far up your ass that you choke on it

Reroll

Rerolling

Again

Come on

FUCK PLEASE KEK

My god, you're so beautiful.

Do the needful, yes?

''So i guess you're the serial killer then. Hi, i'm pretty tasty and i like your tastes, please ride my face.''

So... I hope you are into rope and duct tape on a 1st date.

What?

Have you ever fucked a black guy before?

SI SI SI ohr Mehdaoz MEEEGAA
Do the needful, YES%?!

You must be pretty retarded to fail that many times, women amirite?

Message a guy and say "you look so gay that even if I shoved a cactus down your throat you still would have had more pricks in your mouth than you did during pride month"

Bitch unmatched

I said that wrong. Rephrase it ^^

Nice ass. Do you shit often?

What's the point of this, it never evolves into something interesting anyway

It gives me free material. I already managed to salvage this one from various posts in the thread.

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This is my last ask for help. I'm in a black Chevy Tahoe in my town's local police department parking lot staring down at a gun. I'm fucking done. Call the police or read about me on the news idgaf I'm gonna kill myself either way. I've tried it before.you can't stop me

>Concordia

Abort OP 95% of Concordia whores are libtard sluts.

I dont have a Russian friend lol I'm just fucking with you cunt ha ha text me 4402014352

Nobody chexked this mans dubs?
Filthy fucking newfags

I don't much will come for this one anyway. I'm a polytechnigger chad anyway.

Have you heard of Nick Fuentes? Look up his video "nick fuentes goes on a rant about women's suffrage" hahahahaha stupid bitch you thought I give a shit about you I'm just here to troll

Check my dubs homie

Any possibility youre into scat porn?

Glad you like Dexter cuz I'm gonna murder that pussy.

Underage cringe

Checked and kekd

Its supposed to be stupid fuckface,thats the goddamn point.

Unironically go ironically kill yourself

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