Why are you still straight in 2020 user?

why are you still straight in 2020 user?

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I'm not. Being straight sounds gross.

Surprisingly enough, not a fan of dick except my own

>why are you part of the majority that will live past 70 from not getting STDs from orgies?

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Because I drink tap water

I'm not straight

Being homo is so gay

Women are emotional and unstable. Join the bro side.

Just don't be a whore. Marry and settle down with a cute husband.

Because that's hella gay fam

And that's why it's good.

Post butt pics

I'm straight because traps aren't technically gay

I was born this way.
I can appreciate any body but only few woman do I want to stick my dick into.

okay w/e that means. are u cute?

I used to be like that until I finally gave in. I feel so much better with myself now.

Much like Emma, I'm not partnered. MGTOW

According to science, everybody is slightly gay. We're all somewhat attracted to other men. Whether it's sexual or not is up for debate. Men are the default gender so being gay is logically the default way of having sex.

But if you can't partner with women, that's indicative that they aren't the right people to partner with. Men are easy to hang out with and can control themselves. Clearly, they're the right (and only) choice.

Perhaps but a soured relationship that cast a large shadow is not a baseline to judge every female. That said, males are easier to be relaxed around but hardly are fitting of the female form.

My general experience in working with women functions as a baseline to conclude that they're all shallow (unintelligent) and better off sticking to their own kind.

In an ideal world, everybody should be gay. Men should be with men and women with women. Children are produced through casual non-relationship sex (but this will quickly become antiquated with scientific leaps forward).

People just need to face that the age of being straight is over. Gay people are now coming out of the cracks everywhere.

STFU you faggot. You're not going to convince us all into your sad fucking lifestyle of a gaping asshole and never being truly loved.

This is cope. I actually experience so much love in my relationship with my boyfriend. It seems like you're projecting your inability to get with somebody. Just become gay already.

It's been over 20 years since I drank cum.
I've forgotten how to suck cock and swallow.

Good luck with that. Let us know when he enivitably cheats on you with another man or woman or both faggot.

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Perhaps, but I'm old enough that I'm not on that train so to speak. Good luck to the future as I most likely will die alone.

Truth is: once you go gay, you don't go back. Can't be delusional.

Because I didn’t experience emotional trauma at an early age

youre silly

>cheating
Lmfao. There's no "cheating" if we've abandoned the antiquated and impractical standards of a traditional relationship.

We're both sexually open and practice safe sex. With men, of course.

Older people are coming out as gay all the time. That means there's other people your age who are in the same boat. Don't cheat yourself out of a relationship and get with a man today.

Because men are disgusting. I’m amazed women fuck us.

dont got em, its a /bant/ trap

Drank a lot of cum during my formative years.
Married a big titted bitch for over a decade.
Divorced now and Cred Forums is making me miss the cock I had in my youth.

This is just your biological resistance to being gay, though. In reality: men are taller, stronger, more defined, of higher intelligence, and are more reliable people.

The penis is also much more attractive than the vagina.

It's never too late. See my above comment -- older gay men are more prominent than ever before.

I know so many older men that have turned out (realized) to be gay.

Maybe, but then again, I'm also not willing to take a risk with part with half my stuff at this point again. I've been on the trail for more that 10 years so I'm not inclined to deviate from that path.

Because i love fucking vaginas

Why? They're so ew. Buttholes are cleaner and men only have one anal organ. The female vagina looks like a ham sandwich and is so visually unappealing.

Because i'm only attracted to femininity.

I can go to transwomen, and I can jack off to a really feminine fem boy but nothing more.

okay, then take butt pics

i am a 572 lb man

This is always temporary, though. You're just in the process of realizing. People don't stick with trannies because they're only artificial depictions of the real thing -- the male body. You'll become gay, don't worry.

Lel. Even if this was true it still wouldn't go past femboys, masculinity just isn't sexually attractive to me.

Because I can't choose. I mean I've tried fapping to both tranny and gay, and I just can't do it. I don't get excited by it. Doesn't matter if gayness comes from environment or genes, or neither, or both. I can't just elect it, so that's why.

But you're already gay if you like femboys. Femboys are just young men and being attracted to younger bodies is only natural. You are gay! You need to celebrate.

Traps < Life without guilt

Watching enough pornography inevitably results in men turning gay. For some people it's something you acquire and for others it's something you are born with. So you don't need to worry.

You're only guilty because traps aren't the real thing! Having sex with a cute man results in zero percent guilt. ;)

Okay. Why are you fucking obese? Loose some wait dude

I live in Eastern Europe and I want a quiet life

Well, its because i was lying

i am the man in picture i just dont feel like posting ass

Nah man, I've been fapping to porn since I was a kid. Several times per day. I'm 39 now. If porn would turn me gay, it's taking its sweet fucking time.

Truth is, gay relationships have always been a thing. They have been recorded since historical recordings have existed.

Only people who use gayness for political activism purposes are the ones who get negative attention. Personally, I'd love to move out to a rural Eastern Europe village and snuggle with my cute boyfriend.

>39
Hairy 80s porn is like today's porn but with reverse effect

And if that was what I was fapping to, it would be relevant. Your claim is merely BS. That's all there is to it.

Because my wife is half Croatian and has the most adorable little tiddies.

LOL what a fag.
Nice dubs tho, gaybro. So yeah, still gotta check em.

She's probably gay, though. All women engage in gay relationships. Have you ever seen a group of women "socialize"?

I am bisexual. I love being able to choose between hair pie or balls on the chin!

>ThE GaY aGeNdA dOeSn't rEAl
>yOu'Re bORn gAy
>GayS wOn'T TrY tO CoNvErT YoU

No, she's only half gay but good instinct. We left our wives for each other.

i wouldnt say all women

Forgot pic and HOW/WHY IS IT LINKING TO /X/??

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I really wish I was gay. I just spent the last year being this girls emotional support. At least once a week she would cry and complain to me and i'd be there for her.
We only spent one weekend together because we live far apart, but that whole weekend we spent in a hotel room cuddling, having sex, and talking about our future. I was really in love with her.
I found out today that for the past 4 months she's been sexting this other guy. Apparently she loves him but she admits he barely even talks to her, she'll get a message from him maybe once a month and it's only asking for nudes. She threw away everything for this guy who she barely even talks to because she has a "connection" with him. I will never trust a woman again, I've learned my lesson

this is really unhealthy user

Isolated incidents dont make a majority, dont be a cringey incel

lol you made that decision from a single example?

> Women are emotional and unstable

Obviously fags are well known for their emotional stability lmao

Because pussy and tits, you emotionally unstable faggot

anybody got sauce on that pic

A few reasons. Mainly because I don't find guys attractive. Secondly, I don't fit the bill to be a gay guy. Third, the idea of gay sex does not outweigh the social stigma that comes with it. I've got a good thing going with very few people who dislike me. Don't want to ruin that just to poke the brown eye.

what the fuck is going on in this gay thread?

nope, not yet at least

If being straight is bad and being gay is good, knock off the femboy/trap/twink shit. Its literally pseudo-heterosexuality or a heterosexual kink to be into that. Real homosexuality would be two gigachad bears fucking.

what state do u live in?

pseudo heterosexualality? Wouldnt that mean gay

new york baybeeee

boring, drive is 6 hours from here. fuck that lol

because i'm not a faggot

fucking shit.

>implying i’d sex you
dude this is Cred Forums your cock is prolly an innie

No, its simulated heterosexuality. The bottom (who may either actually be gay, or just an autogynephile) is trying to look feminine to appeal to straight male sexual instincts. A real homosexual man would find masculinity arousing but femininity would be a turn off.

I'm pretty sure most exclusive tops in the gay community are probably more bisexual on the Kinsey scale but prefer guys because it feels kinkier or something.

I'm around 6 inches. But that is a fair assumption, this is Cred Forums

I aint

>A real homosexual man would find masculinity arousing but femininity would be a turn off.
oh thank god. this means im not really homosexual.

Congratulations! Welcome back to the closet

bluepilled and cringe

baleeted?
It's back!

I really wish I was gay. I just spent the last year being this girls emotional support. At least once a week she would cry and complain to me and i'd be there for her.
We only spent one weekend together because we live far apart, but that whole weekend we spent in a hotel room cuddling, having sex, and talking about our future. I was really in love with her.
I found out today that for the past 4 months she's been sexting this other guy. Apparently she loves him but she admits he barely even talks to her, she'll get a message from him maybe once a month and it's only asking for nudes. She threw away everything for this guy who she barely even talks to because she has a "connection" with him. I will never trust a woman again, I've learned my lesson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You don't have to WANT to he gay! You're already a little faggot!

found, its ‘newfren’ on /bant/

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I wish I were gay also. I have spent a shit ton on alimony and child support.

idk, he just sounds sad. Nowhere in this does user mention wanting to fuck guys, just wanting an alternative to women

im going to say the n word

because I'm an ugly, unemployed, socially inept, loser that should have been aborted but because I fear going to hell I can't bring myself to commit suicide

Aids.